Hey, where is my knife?

Therefore, Mr. Ji, who was still wearing the skin of a "strong and muscular little migrant worker", continued to be pampered by the domineering president in the sunny days that followed.

Sometimes I will fill in some strange scenes and small plots.For example, a real small migrant worker who moved bricks got a boyfriend of a rich man by virtue of his goodness (big breasts) and simplicity (upper buttocks) and other advantages.I go to work during the day, and when I’m off work, I sit in the boss’s top-equipped modified Land Rover and walk away under the dumbfounded eyes of my colleagues...

It feels [-] times more passionate than the plot of the associate professor of Ba Zong X University.

It was snowing every day during the Chinese New Year holidays, and Li Weidu suddenly changed from the usual normal dwelling house of "a family, a hedgehog, and Ji Kai", and suddenly became warm and hospitable.

I held several parties in the small villa, bought all kinds of delicious and fun things, even rearranged the house, installed expensive stereos, and invited friends from both sides to come over and have fun at home.

This novel appearance made Ji Kai a little difficult to adapt to - it turns out that Weidu actually likes to be lively?But it’s not right, I don’t see him having fun with everyone every time at a party, he’s just busy doing all kinds of delicious food, and it’s tiring to wash and clean up afterward.

"Actually, it's because I'm busier in the last few months of each year. Not to mention working overtime, sometimes I will go on business trips abroad as before."

So, let's play what should be played now?The problem is that you didn't play at all!

"Well, I'm mainly thinking about... please come and walk around frequently to connect with each other. In this way, when I'm busy and not at home in the future, I can ask them to take care of you more."

"..." Ji Kai was stunned.

The whole person was in a trance, and his gaze slowly turned from Li Weidu's serious face to the gate.

On the inside of the doorknob, there is also a holly leaf wreath, decorated with small bells and red fruits, which is hung free of charge at the door of each house during Christmas.Ji Kai didn't tell Li Weidu that in fact, two years ago, there was an identical one in his original home, and he bought it himself when he was bored during Christmas.

After three years of marriage, every Christmas and New Year, Zhu Ling couldn't go home.

After all, the more festivals are like that, the more busy the stars in the showbiz are, with all kinds of stages and celebration programs, it is impossible to be with their families on such days.

So every Christmas and New Year, the colorful Christmas spray paintings on the glass, melodious lights and music, and the cuddling figures of intimate couples on the street have nothing to do with Ji Kai.He silently bought a garland and a small cake and went back to his deserted home to deal with it by himself, always thinking that it was nothing.

As a mature, steady, strong-hearted man, he felt that it was natural for him to understand Zhu Ling's difficulty in the rising stage of his career, and he was even proud of it for a time. He loved and pampered him like someone's own father , it is hard to find a good partner like myself.

Until now, until I met Li Weidu.

Only then did I realize that there are such people in the world—no matter how busy he is, he will still think of you.Once apart, even if it's just for a few hours, he will often send messages to let you know that he is thinking of you all the time.He was used to being strong and inevitably lonely, but he didn't want you to be strong, and he couldn't see you being lonely.Knowing that you have armor, but still very careful and gentle, I am afraid that you will be hurt and lonely.

Ji Kai tried his best to suppress the sore nasal cavity, feeling a little scared.

I'm really afraid that if things go on like this, it will degenerate from a wild bear to a pet bear in Mr. Li's greenhouse. Without his warmth and feeding, he will not be able to survive.

……

At the party, all kinds of monsters danced wildly, but Qi Yang was inexplicably unhappy today, and he was nestled on the sofa with a face like a salted fish.Ji Kai sat beside him, and he immediately leaned over crying, "Brother Kai, I'm broken in love~"

Ji Kai was surprised.Did you agree that you only go to bed and don't talk about love?Did you never get your shoes wet when you were among thousands of flowers?Is there anyone in this world who can dump Qi Yang?

"The dream is completely shattered! 'Miss Xiaonan' is actually a man, a man! He has deceived my feelings for so many years! Where is the promised young and beautiful girl manga artist?! I really like her picture book about the sheep forest Yes! I have always wanted to marry such a gentle and lovely girl as my wife, so I asked my senior to find a way to introduce us!"

Ji Kai was speechless, and turned to look at the picture book cartoonist "Xiao Nan".

Lei Nanyu was sitting on the sofa watching Ying Jian Guihou's "I Will Die To Love", while eating off-season watermelons.

"However, although he is a man, he is quite handsome." Qi Yang glanced there a few times, and then looked a few more times, "The legs are also long, but it's a pity that the chest is not as good as Brother Kai... ah, yes, I almost forgot that I eat both men and women! It’s fine, you can have legs, and you can’t expect to be as comprehensive as you, Brother Kai.”

"Don't, don't, don't!" Ji Kai hurriedly dissuaded, "He has a master."

"It's okay. Although the famous grass has an owner, I'll loosen the soil!"

"You should think about it! His boyfriend chased him for 20 years before he succeeded. He is a perverted surgeon in a white coat. He is sinister, vicious, and a professional killer."

"..." Qi Yang sat back on the sofa in a second.This challenge object is also a bit too difficult, so I'm afraid, I'd better bury my head and eat melons.Huh?It's really rare, don't we all never take the initiative to talk to people?Unexpectedly, he walked over with an awkward face, and started talking to Mr. Lei, a famous picture book cartoonist.

"If you look at it... what do I look like?"

Lei Nanyu looked up, not understanding what he meant.Li Weidu blushed and repeated bluntly: "Aren't you a painter of animal picture books? What do I look like?"

……

A few days later, when Lei Nanyu sent Ji Kai an electronic color picture of a puppet holding a cute bear, Ji Kai was overwhelmed by all kinds of elation.

This little bear... is exactly the one on his avatar before.

After the avatar was changed, he could only hide in the corner of his mobile phone photo album. A while ago, Li Weidu dug it out and completely deleted it. Ji Kai still said it a little sadly.

"How can you just delete my things without asking me?"

Li Weidu: "The little bear that Zhu Ling asked someone to draw for you, why can't you delete it?"

"No, it doesn't matter who gave it to you," Ji Kai tried to explain to him, "The main thing is that I have feelings for that little bear!"

It's hard to describe the feeling - it really has nothing to do with Zhu Ling.It's just that the cute little bear has been his mobile phone screen saver, wallpaper and profile picture for two or three years, and to Ji Kai, it is already a living little cute thing.It was completely deleted by Li Weidu all of a sudden, it felt like the little thing was murdered by him, it was totally unacceptable.

...However, he forgot that the original author, Lei Nanyu, had a manuscript.

It was the same little bear, now held in the arms of a broken scarecrow.Uh, that should be a scarecrow, right?In short, he was hugged tightly in his arms, and the scarecrow's arms were still sunken in the soft bear fur, looking so warm.

As for the scarecrow's face, it is worthy of being a famous cartoonist, and it really looks like it!That distorted appearance is exactly the same as Midu!

Lei Nanyu: "It's not a scarecrow, it's a doll! A male doll!"

"..."

"Angry! You said it looked like a scarecrow, and Li Mingxin said it looked like a puppet. What I drew was clearly 'a doll dancing with a little bear'!"

no no.Ji Kai Heixian took a few more glances, the little scarecrow still had patches on his face and body!Even if you ask someone, no one will think that your painting is a doll, okay?

"However, how did you come up with the idea of ​​drawing us? Isn't it the new picture book that wants us to be the prototype?"

"It was the one from your family who asked me to draw it. He said that you are very reluctant to bear the picture of the little bear. He asked me to draw another one for you as a new avatar, but I must also draw him and draw you together. I found it when I went home. If there is an original manuscript, I will add pen to it.”

[You still have 'feelings', are you so reluctant? 】

[No Weidu, but you really shouldn't delete my things casually! 】

[Speaking of it, it means that 'the little bear that Zhu Ling gave you' is very important, no one can touch it or delete it, otherwise you will be in a hurry with someone, right? 】

As a result, you said something to me that day, and the words became more and more urgent, which directly escalated into the first official quarrel after falling in love.

When Ji Kai was in love with pink bubbles every day, he was reminded by Zuo Yan: "You guys are sweet and never quarrel every day, right? Then you should be careful. If you don't quarrel a few times, you can't Get to know each other well.”

Ji Kai didn't believe in evil at that time.

But it turns out that the gold medal lawyer really has the foresight.

Mr. Li, who is super gentle, super considerate, and super dreamy, makes him wish he could burn incense every day. After the quarrel, he went crazy—for dinner that day, he actually!Actually!Made a vegan feast? !

Pure vegan, the kind of vegetarian that doesn't even have a little bit of meat!

Ji Kai was silently in despair.Li Weidu's cooking is invincible and delicious, but no matter how delicious it is, it's vegan... It's like Leonardo Da Vinci took a roll of toilet paper to paint, no matter how good you draw, what's the use? !

"Don't you like to eat? If you don't like to eat, go away." At the dinner table, Li Weidu had a gloomy face.

"No, no, no," Ji Kai gave in for a second, "Weidu you worked so hard to make delicious food, how can I not love it? Eat, eat, eat!"

Swallowing tears and wolfing down the whole process to lie to myself.The bean sprouts are delicious, the spinach is delicious, the celery and mutton taste, the tofu is pork belly, and there are two whole bowls of rice.

I felt that I had already given Mr. Li enough face and steps, and I took the initiative to go there at night to dawdle, kiss and hug, but it turned out to be at noon the next day, hehehe, still, yes, all, plain!

Ji Kai said yes, Mr. Li, you are ruthless.The next night, when Mr. Li arrived home after working overtime, he prepared a table of delicious meat and vegetables for dinner, although it was not as complete as others, and waited for him.

Smiling all the way: "Weidu, are you tired after writing bugs all day? Come, let me massage your shoulders."

"..."

"..."

The programmer who wrote a bug for a day immediately smoked.

In the end, of course, they reconciled, and it ended with Ji Kai's loss of power, humiliation of the country and cession of land and compensation-you can look at your phone, delete things at will, and I want to eat meat.

At that time, self-hypnosis was still the same old way-go for it.Really, people can't be all good things.You already know that he is insecure, even all kinds of caresses are still a heavy "not staring at you is uncomfortable", understand!To tolerate the only shortcoming of others!

……

During the Chinese New Year, Li Weidu's mother, Aunt Bai, was also taken from City A to a small villa.

As early as when Ji Kai was hospitalized, she had already gotten very close with Ji Kai's group of friends. These days, she was even a little one caught between various 1.8-meter strong men, gossiping together Singing, laughing from ear to ear every day.

But Ji Kai didn't know if he was allergic to the sixth sense, and he always felt that something was wrong with her, as if she was holding on to a forced smile.

I didn't dare to ask, so I had to be nice every day.All kinds of low-key, attentive and winking, get up early every day to cook for the mother-in-law｜Love breakfast, when Li Weidu is working overtime, he even goes shopping and shopping with bags, and directly serves the mother-in-law. It is like worshiping a great god.

"Ji Kai, you are so kind, you are really... special, very good!"

"Oh, why do you think there are people like you in this world? Auntie, why didn't I meet someone like you when I was young? Not all, not all, I said it before, right? You two We must be very happy together! He treats you so well, you must cherish him!"

"Oh, but having said that, I am not worried about Weidu. I can see from a young age that this child is very serious and kind. If there is only one person in the world who will never let others down, it must be us Weidu. .”

"It's great, you two can put each other in your heart and cherish and love each other. It's really rare. Really... It's really not easy to meet someone who likes and cherishes each other in a lifetime. Like Auntie I, haha, don't have the good fortune to meet a prodigal son like Weidu's father who can't settle down..."

As she said that, her eyes turned red: "Actually, Weidu, I don't know how to speak. Your father called me a while ago... He said he wanted to go through divorce procedures with me."

After finishing speaking, he wiped his eyes and shook his head: "Really, why am I crying? It's good. We've been separated for so long, and we should have left long ago. He gave me the house in city A, and I'll buy it every month from now on." He will give me living expenses so that I don't have to worry about food and clothing, and promises to pay for Tingting's study abroad. In fact, even if he doesn't care about me, Tingting is her daughter anyway, and he will definitely take care of it to the end."

"After completing the formalities, I'm finally free. I don't need to bear a false name. Maybe I can find a second spring or something... Woo... Woo..."

That night, Li Weidu rubbed against Ji Kai's arms, his forehead pressed tightly against his chest.Ji Kai tightened his arms and hugged his slightly bent body tightly.

"Aunt Bai... She should still love your father."

"She's so stupid," Li Weidu said in a muffled voice, "That person is not worth it at all."

"It's been so many years, and he's been divorced so many times. My mother didn't care about his messes, so she wouldn't want to divorce suddenly for no reason. This time, she either met a woman who could hold him, or... ...It just made me a new brother and sister outside."

"I don't know where the ignorant girl fell for him again. It's fine if she only cares about his money."

"Not sad, not sad." Ji Kai coaxed him softly.

"I'm not sad. What he wants has nothing to do with me."

Ji Kai gave a "hmm", leaned down and kissed the top of his head: "Weidu, don't worry, I'm here. You have me to accompany you all the time."

"Ah."

"With you here, I'm not afraid of anything."