Hey, where is my knife?

"..." Ji Kai's attention was infinitely focused.Carefully lift Xiao Daimeng, and slowly leave the table two centimeters away.

Although the little guy has thorns all over his back, his belly is completely soft.He is not afraid at all when climbing up the palm of a person, with a natural smiling face that is not afraid of anything.The little paws scratched hard at the warm palm.

The feeling of the mini pads slapping the palm of the hand is simply uncontrollable.If he could kiss and hug the little thing, Ji Kai would have been rude a long time ago.It's a pity that there are thorns all over my body and I can't do anything, so I have to hold it high every day.

"Be serious. If Mao Mao is so cute and believes that you love to cling to you, do you have the heart to throw it? Is it suitable?"

"..." Damn Mr. Li!

When you don’t sit at the table with your chin resting on your shoulders and make sarcastic remarks, what’s the matter? Just remind me, hands!His hands were shaking uncontrollably again!

Li Weidu took a sip of his black tea, silently proud of himself, at first he doubted whether the big trick of using the cute pet fruit Mao Mao would work, but now he has no doubts at all.The little hedgehog is very easy to use. Not only can it help Ji Kai sit for several hours a day in rehabilitation training, but it even generates additional big benefits.

"Ji Kai, do you really think it's appropriate to let little things inhale your second-hand smoke?"

"..." One second stood up and opened the door to go to the balcony, shivering in the cold wind, and smoked the remaining half.

"Your body and hands smell of cigarettes, don't you think there is any obstacle in holding small things?"

Speechless again.This boyfriend found it!Supervising the rehabilitation every day, while the wind is cool, and with a wicked smile, let’s not talk about it. Every day, I know how to control my father, everything, my father——I can’t do it if I stop smoking! ?

So, in the society where you smoke, drink, and eat junk food, you, brother Kai, strictly lived a life of being stared at by Mr. Li and carefully holding hedgehogs every day, not smoking or drinking, eating organic meat and vegetables, a life of pain and happiness.

All kinds of tricks mobilized the whole body's nerves and willpower to hold on, not daring to shake, after all... If he really fell, he couldn't do it like he did after dropping the massage ball. - People are just little hedgehogs!

The course of treatment for less than ten days was carried out on thin ice, and the result was miraculous.The little living thing used too much than the massage ball, and was trained not to shake at all.

"Weidu, can you tell Wei Xuan, first...don't send Maomao back, can we raise it for two more days?"

It's rare to see Ji Kai begging for help.With a slightly softened tone and unconcealed impatience, he looked like a little boy begging his parents to buy toys.Li Weidu's heart softened into a ball, and some parts silently hardened into stones, wishing to be thrown down on the spot | ravaged.

Force yourself to be calm, and don't forget to talk about the conditions: "It's okay to stay. But in the future, I must be the first, and it will be the second."

Ji Kai was very convinced: "It's okay to be jealous of others, but you even eat the jealousy of a little hedgehog?"

Li Weidu also wanted to aspire to become a generous person.But he was really jealous, Ji Kai held Guo Maomao high all day without saying anything, put it in his hood for fun when he had nothing to do, and often took fancy photos and posted status on Moments-but, but!You haven't even shown me in Moments yet!

I feel that the status of the family is in jeopardy and is about to be replaced by the little hedgehog. I can't afford to be hurt because the little guy is still very angry with the smiling face of the Virgin Mary every day, as if mocking him again.What, what hedgehog!I think it's obviously a mutant little fox, a little vixen with a hedgehog face!

Several months ago, on that dilapidated fishing boat that was swaying on a rainy night, relying on his scorching skin, Li Weidu thought sullenly that maybe Ji Kai's future boyfriend would be a big jealous.

...In the end, it was really a hopeless vinegar spirit.

Ever since there was such a small thing in the house, Ji Kai was extremely diligent in feeding and changing water every day.Under the guidance of Wei Xuan's phone, put warm water and try to bathe the little hedgehog.When it was drying, the small thorn ball was obedient, wrapped in a big towel and placed on the table, the warming lamp was turned on, and Ji Kai just lay on the table with his hands under his pillow, and looked at it with a smile.

A tall, handsome man with wild charm confronted the cute little one.Li Weidu was so excited, he was busy taking pictures secretly, secretly poking and sending them to Qi Yang to show off.

Riding my little sheep: This, this is the legendary...a tiger in my heart, sniffing a rose?

Ji Kai: Who is the Tiger?Bears are not enough!You are the tiger!Your whole family are tigers!Indian Rabbit Tooth Tiger!

……

Li Weidu's life has been very fulfilling recently.Simple three meals a day, but found the true meaning of life - sincerity and fulfillment.Fancy "one day" plus "three meals" every day.Study a variety of Shiquan Dabu new dishes, try a variety of unconventional new postures, well, life lies in exercise.

It's just that I've been exercising a bit too much recently.It seems that it is not only Ji Kaixu, but also himself a little bit unable to hold on.

It’s very bad, often both of them are obviously tired, and they made an appointment today to take a rest for a day to recover their strength, but when they lie on the bed after washing for nothing, they can’t help but feel the smell of the fragrant bath milk, the honey color, the bouncy and the softness. The slippery skin sucks the hand and does all kinds of dishonest things.Panting after finishing the work, I vowed to abstain from sexual intercourse tomorrow, and repeated the routine of breaking power the next day.

Just like an addiction, in the face of temptation, the spirit refuses, but the body has no resistance at all.Li Weidu silently recalled the first time on the boat when he was directly hit by the male hormones that directly reduced his dimensionality and shivered to pieces. He thought to himself that whoever was with him would probably be completely drained. , unintentional study...

So many FLAGs were set up for myself in the end, tears in my eyes.

……

As the year approaches, another winter snow falls.

Fireplace, deck chairs, blankets, red fruit, hedgehog.The whole den couldn't be more cozy and comfortable.

Ji Kai leaned lazily by Li Weidu's side, slowly flipping through a newly bought "Story of Thorns".Recently, in order to raise hedgehogs, I have bought a lot of breeding manuals.Every book says that a hedgehog is a small animal that needs special care. It is full of thorns, lonely, solitary, and timid. When protecting itself, it often hurts others. It is cute and pitiful.

But Guo Maomao of their family is probably a different kind, not withdrawn or timid at all, jubilant all day long like a dog reincarnated.On the other hand, Mr. Li, who is looking at him gently with his quiet eyes, is a lonely little animal that really needs love and care.

"Hey...this just looks like you."

Look at the person in front of you, then lower your head to a little hedgehog with a green fruit on its back and hold up the book for comparison in the coloring book—absolutely, it’s exactly the same!

Li Weidu: "No matter how you look at it, everything looks like me!" Like a puffer fish, or even a hedgehog!All in all, it looks like it has thorns all over its face and keeps strangers away, doesn't it mean?

Ji Kai just chuckled, Li Weidu's dissatisfaction and awkwardness appeared in his eyes.Recently, I have become more and more beautiful. I probably do a good job of exercising before going to bed. I sleep deeply and adequately every day. After a period of nourishment, the skin is no longer the vampire white it was before, but has become as moist as suet white jade. And the texture is easy to touch.

Really weird.Generally, people with such fair skin are probably as lacking in pigmentation as Wei Xuan.But Li Weidu's eyes and hair are thick and dark black like a starry night, his lips are light in color, and he likes to wear dark clothes at ordinary times, which often makes Ji Kai feel like looking at black and white ink paintings.

Looks good, really looks good.Just as I was fascinated by it, the phone rang suddenly, uh, wait... the teaching and research office of the college?

"Hello, hello."

"Mr. Ji is bothering you. That's it. We're going to start scheduling classes next semester. Let me ask you how your health is recovering recently. Can you come back to substitute for the class?"

"...Yes, yes, no problem."

From the summer vacation to the current winter vacation, I have been doing nothing for half a year.Although during this period of time, I have experienced ups and downs in life, and I have been in love and talked about not being able to stop the car at all. Looking around, I am very happy that my whole life is soaked in the clouds and rainbows-but, I can’t just feel at ease like this for a long time. Let's live a lazy life of being served comfortably all day long.

If this goes on like this, it will be just around the corner to break away from society and degenerate into a domesticated rice bug, and become a real sloppy yellow-faced woman.No, I have to regroup and go back to work!

"Who is it?" After hanging up the phone, Li Weidu narrowed his eyes and rubbed against his neck.Ji Kai violated his conscience of being eaten by a dog: "...Foreman."

"..."

"Ask me if I can go back to work after Chinese New Year, and I say yes."

Li Weidu nodded without any doubt: "Thanks to Guo Maomao, your hands are indeed almost healed. However, you must wait for the weather to be warmer before going to work, and you must be more careful. If your body can't handle it, don't do it." .I can afford you, uh, of course I don’t mean you need someone to support you, but it’s dangerous to climb up and down all the time, and I’m worried.”

Ji Kai really thinks that Mr. Li is still making progress.In the past, all kinds of ignorant dissed him to eat soft food, but now he has learned to consider other people's "not to be raised" self-esteem

"...It's okay, I like moving bricks. Exercise, heh."

"Well, then I will pick you up and drop you off to and from get off work every day."

"..." Ji Kai was ashamed, he couldn't do it anymore, he might lose his vest completely.Rather than the embarrassment of driving a car to the gate of X and capitalizing it directly, it is better to surrender early and confess.

"Weidu, I actually have something that I haven't told you honestly."

"Actually, I'm at X University, I'm not a brick-and-mortar student... I'm actually a teacher, teaching law at X University."

Pfft, Li Wei laughed.

He closed the book, forced himself to calm down, and couldn't help laughing in a low voice for a while.

"..." President Li!That's not a joke!You, what do you mean?By the way, I really look like a professional brick mover?

"Okay~ okay, it's the teacher, you are the teacher." Li Weidu took off the black framed eyes.He is not short-sighted, and the glasses were originally used by professional coders to protect their eyes from computer radiation and have no actual prescription.The slender fingers held the glasses legs, and put the glasses on Ji Kai's face.

Through the thin glass, Mr. Li suppressed a smile: "Actually, there is still a little bit of the same."

"Then Mr. Ji, 'Don't leave after school tonight. Come with me to study physiology knowledge. I like studying with Mr. Ji the most.'"

Xie Mei smiled, pushed down, pressed down, kissed the chin and neck lightly, and dexterously untied the clothes with her fingers to touch them in.

"..." The speaking style and expression of the above few sentences are completely different from Li Weidu's usual appearance.Indeed not, those few lines are clearly lines, lines!Familiar with piercing ears!

Ji Kai took a deep breath, and finally understood what it meant to be self-inflicted.

A few days ago, Qi Yang came over to play, and while gossiping, he talked about the recent incident of a certain outdated male star actually going to the sea to film a GV.

"Ah, by the way, I was recommended a movie a few days ago. Brother Kai, don't be angry when you hear it. Just open it. The male protagonist is very good-looking, good-looking, and good at acting. , It’s just... No matter how you look at it, it looks like you. I really feel that it’s sinful, so I closed it. But it’s really like it, and I deliberately checked it from multiple angles.”

"..." Young Master Li used the prop "knife" on Qi Yangyang with his eyes, and Qi Yangyang suffered 100 points of damage.

"No, don't stare at me before Weidu, it's not that I have some evil thoughts about Brother Kai, it's true! Otherwise, do you want to personally identify it? I'll make a copy and send it to you when I go home?"

That night, Ji Kaishan forced Li Weidu, the innocent little president of his family, to watch the gorgeous big-budget drama together.Unexpectedly, this film not only has action, but also has a plot full of ups and downs. All in all, it can be summed up as a story of "overbearing tutors and pretty tutors".

The face and figure of the hero.I really have the same type of feeling as Ji Kai. Before undressing, she was mature and abstinent wearing a pair of black-framed glasses. After undressing, she was super comfortable all the way. One can't..."

……

Originally, Li Wei was very unhappy.

Qi Yang doesn't know what's wrong with him recently, he always shares all kinds of adult movies that are not suitable for bears with his baby bear.Li Wei was so anxious that he wished he could take the baby bear away quickly, so as not to pollute my baby with spirit!

However, from simple to extravagant, the elegant and wealthy young man who never bothered to watch vulgar films has stepped into the door of a new world since that teacher-student film.Within a week, I was popularized about various poses, scenes, and role-playing play methods, dragging my kidney-deficient body and burning with desire.

Immediately using both hands and mouth, he directly rubbed the person until it became soft into a pool of spring water, then squinted his eyes condescendingly, imitating the domineering rich second generation face in the film, skillfully stroking the trembling and seductive muscles in the air: "Teacher, you have such a good figure , Is it really teaching law? I think it’s probably a physical education teacher.”

"..." Brother Kai was very comfortable, but he still wanted to kill people, in various senses.