Hey, where is my knife?

In the dream, the Milky Way is full of stars.

On the star-studded grass, there is a clear singing, and everyone is singing and dancing happily.A broken puppet came to the front, and stretched out its little hand pitifully.

It seems to have no friends, and no one is willing to hold it and accompany him.But how?Obviously so cute.

So Ji Kai picked it up and spun it domineeringly.

When I woke up the next morning, the sun shone brightly and warmly on the bed through the scattered maple trees and the small slanted window.

"Hmm..." In the sunken bed on one side lay a Sleeping Beauty with her eyes closed.

"..."

Mr. Li always looked good when he was asleep.

In addition to picking up the corners of my eyes slightly, the high bridge of the nose, messy bangs, and slender hands and feet - he is probably a typical example of looking thin when dressed, and fleshy when undressed.It seems that there is only a model-like skeleton, but in fact, the slender arms still have some trained muscles.

The skin is very white, from the ankle to the fingertips, there is almost no imperfection.

... Good-looking is good-looking.

So, what have I been up to?Why did they share the same bed?Could it be that beauty is currently unable to hold back?

Ji Kai pressed his head, and began to try hard to recall——

It was really a sin last night. I ate the delicious secret iron plate barbecue, and seemed to have drank two mouthfuls of the precious wine that Mr. Li has stored in his cellar.Mr. Li said it's okay, Qianhong won't be fat, so Ji Kai just pushed the boat along and lied to himself, um, he won't be fat or he won't be fat.

But why did they sleep together?

……

Fortunately, it was just a drink the night before, and there were no large fragments of the previous hangover.In addition, looking around, this is not the bed in his guest room, but the bed in Mr. Li's master bedroom—ah, I remembered!

Last night when he was full of food and drink and was about to go back to his room, Li Weidu grabbed him by the corner of his clothes.

"Ji Kai, I can't sleep."

In the night, Li Weidu seemed to be smiling, but at the same time seemed a little uneasy.The eyes seemed to have crushed the moonlight, and the blackness was stained with Xingyu's shyness and brilliance.

"...Can you come and stay with me? Just for a while."

"Look, I've already cooked for you, can you just stay with me? It was the first time I slept so soundly when I was on the boat and beside you. I always thought, maybe, maybe you really have What kind of special function can make people feel at ease..."

"..."

Ji Kai swallowed his saliva, and a strong premonition slowly rose.

A strong premonition that she won't be able to stand at all, that she is about to step on the ground, and then fall into Alice's rabbit hole and start a series of crazy journeys.

Although people are slightly drunk, their brains are still there.

I always feel that this is very similar to the established routine of "feed first and then XX", and there is a kind of calculated sadness.

But he couldn't stop seeing Li Weidu lowered his eyes, his whole heart softened as if he was going to melt, and he had no choice but to agree to all his demands.

"Ah."

There is nothing to say, everyone is also an adult.

President Li, if you really like me.

If you really like me... I'll live here anyway.For so many days, I have enjoyed your meticulous care, and you have settled the hospital bills that I couldn’t afford to sell myself, and I also ate and drank supper.

Can you still say purely and innocently that I only regard you as a friend, and you actually want to XX Lao Tzu?

It doesn't make sense.

It is a matter of course that human debts are paid with flesh.What's more, the other party is fair, beautiful and long-legged, so he can make a steady profit at all.

Of course, the remaining sanity will pop up occasionally to offer some constructive suggestions—for example, Ji Kai, please have some time!This one in front of me is a dangerous species that even the little elf knows to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, okay?

Everything is normal before and after, and it’s only been a few days of gentleness. Why are you so skilled and bold, and you don’t think paranoid people are crazy?

Well, that's definitely a problem.

Ji Kai took another look at the single-lidded, good-looking, gentle and caring president who can cook and do laundry, and is crazy.

... People who live in this world must allow others to have shortcomings, right?

Reason: I'm leaving, bye.Please don't look for me in the future, don't read!

"Crackling-"

The sudden sound of firecrackers made Ji Kai tremble. He didn't expect that there would be people in this high-end residential area who would disturb the people and set off firecrackers early in the morning?

Immediately afterwards, there were whistles, voices, and a lot of noise.He just remembered that when he went for a walk with Li Weidu last night to exercise his muscles, he seemed to have indeed seen a small building next to him decorated with lights and decorated with new window grilles with the Chinese characters happy.

Oh, the neighbor is getting married?It seems that the convoy to pick up the bride is coming.

……

Li Weidu was woken up by the constant sound of firecrackers, but he didn't feel unhappy at all.

The whole body is light, and the heart is full of sweetness and satisfaction. It has been a long time since I have such a feeling of "sleep full".

It seemed that he was still dreaming, dreaming of a green grass field under the night sky, and there was a little cute bear holding his hand and dancing in circles.

The cheeks are warm.Looking up, a warm hand was helping him cover his ears, covering up the harsh noise.

Looking down the arm...

Psychic attack early in the morning!

Ji Kai just woke up with messy hair, so, so handsome!Really... I feel like if I can do this every day, I'm doomed to have a heart attack in the long run!

To be able to wake up next to this sexy walking hormone... I suddenly feel like I have been hit by a billion dollars.

Speaking of which, Li Weidu really won the lottery.

One bet is 100 million, after tax and handling fees are deducted, there are more than 80 left.But he doesn't lack the more than 80 yuan, so he doesn't feel much.

It is really incomparable with billions.

Moving down the line of sight, under the thin pajamas, the texture lines can be clearly seen.Li Weidu felt as if he had missed hundreds of millions—lying next to him last night, he didn't even dare to stretch his claws on him.

Why not stretch!Maybe he wouldn't mind if he touched it in the dark?Why Qi Yang can touch it, but I can't?

Li Weidu thought of Qi Yang at this moment, but forgot one thing.

Qi Yang...has the key to this house.And I only promised him yesterday that I would drop by early in the morning to help bring some fresh vegetables and meat from the supermarket.

The sound of firecrackers outside the window perfectly covered the sound of the door opening, so...

"Weidu~Brother Kai~ Where are you guys? Have you had breakfast yet? I happened to have a live Australian lobster today, so I bought it!"

The sound of firecrackers stopped suddenly.

Li Weidu: "Wait! Wait a minute! Qi Yang, you—"

It was already late, Qi Yang stood at the door of the bedroom with the word "big": "Ha!" ⊙▽⊙

Throwing the lobster decisively, he took out his mobile phone and dialed frantically: "Hey, hey, Wei Xuan? Let me tell you! It's all done! What the fuck is it done, Weidu! Let's take Kai brother down! Let's celebrate together! , They are all sleeping together! Come on, wait for me to take pictures for you, don’t you believe me? There are pictures and the truth!”

"I told you all! Let you wait!"

Li Weidu blushed, lifted the quilt and got up - wait, where is my pajamas? !

Qi Yang: "Ah, you guys hurry up and put on your clothes, I won't look at you if I don't! No need to explain why you're shy, I just raised my hands and feet to support it!"

In fact, Li Weidu's tie pajamas were just crumpled and fell on the bed.

But he had always slept lightly, and always slept soundly. He had never slept so heavily, tossed and turned, and lost his pajamas like last night.

I was so scared that I almost made up a whole drunk sex drama that didn't happen at all.

……

Qi Yang felt that the recent promotion of advertisements and endorsements, all kinds of skipping work to watch Weidu and Brother Kai's big gossip are really worth the money.

Look, today is another blood-boiling and refreshing day.First, they watch live adultery early in the morning, and then watch and clean up the best in the morning. Ordinary TV dramas dare not show so many high-energy cores in one episode.

Wonderful and interesting.

Doting on the warm and sweet daily life, as a single dog, Qi Yang is almost blind.Sitting early in the morning and watching Li Weidu's wife and Xixi helping to dress, making breakfast and feeding the meal, from buttoning buttons one by one to blowing the spoon before feeding, the ambiguous pink is so pink that people beat the table Eye.

You two, why don't you register your marriage?

Just when he felt that he was a superfluous and bright light bulb, Ji Kai received a call from his son Zhu Yan.

"Dad, Dad, it's me! Why are my aunts and uncles coming to live at home? They made a mess of my room."

Ji Kai was stunned: "What?"

"Father, don't you really know? They are all living at home now, it seems that they have lived for several days, and they are laying on the floor everywhere! The brat Xiaohai from my third uncle's house is still scribbling on my wall. He tore up all the idol posters!"

"Uh, wait, Xiao Yan, you mean they have entered our house? Now? How did they enter?"

Not to mention that even Zhu Ling couldn't enter that house without a key now, even before, he never gave him the keys to those locust-like relatives? "

"They, they seem to have changed the lock?"

"..." Breaking into a private house!

For Zhu Ling's family and relatives, forgive Ji Kai for bluntly saying——

In his family, such creatures are not called relatives, but leeches, and the more elegant name is 'leeches'.

Only his ex-mother-in-law, Zhu Ling's mother, was a simple, kind and normal human being.

Although Zhu Ling's father was recognized as "nervous" for a period of time after his death, it was only limited to situations like Xianglin's wife peeling edamame and chanting about Ah Mao being taken away by wolves all day long.It's much better now.

Apart from her, there are only a bunch of unreasonable parasites who just want to suck blood and have no lower limit and no logic left.

Every day he "troubles" Zhu Ling with all kinds of messy things, he is not grateful for the benefits he gets, he scolds him when he fails to do something well, and he is extremely tough in combat.

In the past, when Zhu Ling was wronged, Ji Kai's face darkened, and he helped him lash out at the group of vampires.

Since he seemed to be able to fight well, and in fact he was really good at fighting, the relatives dared not speak up, and finally they could only look for boredom and hide in desperation.

But now, the marriage is divorced, and they have nothing to do with each other ever since.Of course Ji Kai hoped that those messy people would live as far away from him as possible.

However, it is another matter to be bullied in the literal sense of the word, all through the door.

"Call the police."

To deal with people who have no brains enough to open other people's door locks, they should directly implement dimensionality reduction strikes.

In his mind, he was thinking about the penalties for illegally invading other people's houses, detention for less than 15 days, fines or warnings for less than 200 yuan, and he decisively took out his mobile phone to report the crime.

Why not report the case?My two hands are disabled, and I suffer from fighting!As for the verbal confrontation, please, who wants to reason with the idiot?They'll just pull you up to their level before they beat you with experience.

When the car drove to the downstairs of the community, Zuo Yan was already waiting there with a rogue lawyer in his windbreaker and a cigarette in his mouth.

The police have also arrived, and the leader looks familiar, talking to Zuo Yan.

Ji Kai thought it strange at first, why did you all hear the wind?After thinking for a while, he lowered his head and looked in the group, hehe, Li Weidu sent a mission red envelope.

"The policeman comrade you have never seen in our group, old Zhou Zhou Yi'an."

Li Weidu nodded. In the East China drug group, there was a "policeman Zhou" who was diving all the time and only snatched red envelopes silently.

"Hey, have you finally met the legendary Brother Weidu? I'm really sorry, we are too busy with work, and today we happened to be here with the police. Brother Kai was on a business trip before he was hospitalized and couldn't come back to see it, but Weidu Brother Kai really took good care of you! Look at our Kai brother's face! This spirit! Well, Kai brother congratulations."

"..." Wait, congratulations?Tell me clearly, what are you congratulating on? ?

……

"You, you child is too dark-hearted! You, you actually called the police to arrest us? Comrade police, you don't care about this housework! He and my nephew were married before!"

Policeman Comrade Zhou: "You said it yourself just now, 'in the past' yes, but now it's no longer, is it appropriate for you to just pick people's house locks like this? This is illegal everywhere!"

"But! But our nephew paid for that house! It should be our family's property, why should he divide it?"

The police pushed the materials: "I see clearly, his name is written on the real estate certificate. The matter you have today is big or small. You should hurry up and get the owner's understanding, and fine it."

The group of relatives immediately fell into a frenzy: "It was written about what is his use, the house is obviously the work of our family, Zhu Ling..."

Comrade Zhou was so hairy from their "squeaky" that he covered his ears and poured tea.Instead, Comrade Zuo, a lawyer who sells his life by lip service, will speak the truth.

"Let's not say that according to the law, one person should have half of the property after marriage. Ji Kai has already given way to Zhu Ling. Let's talk about who sold the house five years ago, and Zhu Ling is today? You don't want to be white-eyed and talk about this suite. Just keep your eyes wide open, and pretend to be deaf and dumb when you talk about that set?"

"He, his little set back then was only about 30 yuan!"

"How much is a house worth more than 30 yuan in the city center five years ago?"

"That's different!"

"Zuo Yan, that's enough." Ji Kai held him back, "Don't try to reason with idiots."

"You, what did you scold us just now? We are your elders! Wow, this divorce has revealed its true colors!"

"No no," Ji Kai hurriedly explained, "I didn't 'curse' just now, I meant 'definition'. I didn't call you idiots, but 'definition' that you are idiots, it's different."

"..."

"Do you understand the definition? The advantage of the definition is that no proof is required. I say whoever is who."

"..."

"Not much to say, sign for the police comrades quickly, don't waste time. You have messed up my house, and the fines are really cheap for you. If you dare to come to trouble in the future, don't blame me for going to the media to expose Zhu Ling's ruthless predictions have ruined his reputation and made him unable to turn himself over from now on."

"All of you are pointing at Zhu Ling. If Zhu Ling fails, the dowry house of your daughter, third uncle, will be gone, right? And second aunt, your son who owes a lot of gambling debts..."

The relatives who were yelling just now were suddenly quiet, and everyone's faces were not very good-looking.

After a long while: "Then... even if Zhu Ling did something wrong, how can the two of them get together without bumping into each other, how can they get divorced casually, and even divide the property!"

His voice has become softer, after all, he is a typical bully and shy of toughness, and seeing the front is no longer enough, his momentum falters.

There were only one or two, and they were still babbling unwillingly: "Zhu Ling is still very good to you usually! How much money can you earn? It's good to find him!"

"..."

"Do you think that after divorce, you can find someone better than Zhu Ling like this? Don't dream! You are a big and thick man, and we, Zhu Ling, are the ones who are stupid... Besides him, who would want you? ah?"

Damn...Ji Kai was about to reply to this logic, when Qi Yang and Zuo Yanshen pointed at someone at the same time: "He! He wants it!"

Ji Kai saw that the man everyone was referring to was really good-looking, and hurriedly said: "I forgot to introduce, this is my new boyfriend. He is taller than Zhu Ling, handsomer than Zhu Ling, right? He treats me better than Zhu Ling. Oh, see the door Is that parked car? My boyfriend's."

When they came out today, what they drove was not Li Weidu's low-key and luxurious Landrover, but Qi Yang's new orange supercar, which was very cool.

"..." The faces of the relatives of Zhu Ling's family were indescribable.

It was so rare for Li Weidu to have the opportunity to represent her boyfriend for a few minutes. He cleared his throat quickly, and put on a genuine look: "Ji Kai is now living in that crappy house, you can take it away if you want."

Ji Kai: "?!?"

Mr. Li, you are crazy, what are you talking about?

"Go back and tell Zhu Ling that broken things are not rare." After that, he looked over affectionately and forced out a smile that was too fake in Ji Kai's opinion.

"Honey, why do you live in this crappy place? Don't want it, I'll buy you the newly opened lake view villa in Jinhuang Xianju later."

President Li!Your lines... are so blunt, so blunt!

Also, that "broken house" is my only one!If you talk nonsense like this, are you really responsible for being robbed? !

"I'll buy it for you, I really will buy it for you." Li Weidu sat down and held his hand with a sincere (nervous) face, "I'll go to see the house in the afternoon, and buy whichever one you like."

Qi Yang covered his mouth beside him, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

By the way, he quickly searched the photo of Li Weidu's young rich man from his mobile phone, and handed it to his relatives who were already stunned.

And what flashed through Ji Kai's mind at this moment was the twists and turns of the domineering president and his little migrant worker series plots in the unscrupulous tabloids that Qi Yang showed him a few days ago.

The relatives next to him gritted their teeth in envy and envy, and couldn't understand why this unruly man not only fascinated Zhu Ling, but also the young rich man, and fell into madness.

Ji Kai is also very helpless, with such exaggerated acting skills, do you really believe it?

But having said that, the feeling of being doted on by the domineering president and promised to "buy, buy, buy" is indeed quite good.

Mr. Li, you are the one who is going to be responsible in the end if you flatter people with your sweet talk?