Hey, where is my knife?

When Zhu Yan rushed out, at least seventeen or eighteen versions of the scene of rushing out of the door flashed through his mind.

For a while, he was the Khitan wolf-chested, wronged leader Qiao Feng, and for a while he became the young dragon slayer who embarked on a journey with the hope of the whole village. Shiny main character superimposed.

The ancients said: Life is not satisfactory in the world, and the Ming Dynasty distributed boats.Go get a boat!Fireworks in Yangzhou in March!Then sail to the west from Yangzhou and rush to the great route!

Zhu Yan has always felt that his life experience has already doomed his destiny since he was a child——for all male protagonists whose parents both died, God will definitely give him an inspirational and evil life, and make him achieve a great career!

It's a pity that with the big dream of rushing out of the universe, he forgot to bring his wallet and mobile phone to go out.

"……"this is life.

After bravely digging in his pocket for a long time, he came up with more than 20 yuan in change.I can only buy an old popsicle in the autumn wind poorly, and then go to the Internet cafe.

Logged into the interface of Prosperity.

Seeing the ID of "Wang Huohuo" light up, Li Weidu, the president of "Prosperity", showed an indescribable smile at the corner of his mouth.

……

Zhu Yan actually has three or four natal games, and "Prosperity" is not his favorite.

Because "Prosperity" is not a brainless point-and-shoot or grass-mowing game, but a world of scheming and scheming.As a pure and honest young man, Zhu Yan is always crushed by people's ruthless IQ in this game.

Fortunately, low-intelligence players still have a way out.

That is not to rise from the rebellion, not to become the king and hegemony, but to survive in this troubled world by buying, selling and escaping.If you are lucky, you can also establish a business name and make a fortune like him.

There are many types of items that can be resold in the world of "Prosperity", but Zhu Yan only likes to resell weapons.

The main reason is that the sturdy man Xiong Er Er who set up a stall at the entrance of the Blood Palace of the Demon Cult to buy weapons, made him feel very kind no matter in terms of appearance, clothing, figure, or the level of generosity at the same price.

"Dad, Dad~"

The little loli "Wang Huohuo" in yellow clothes jumped around beside the NPC Xiong Erer.

"I don't believe it! You two have such a good relationship, why did you suddenly divorce?"

"Dad, you weren't...really abducted by the young master of the Demon Sect, right?"

……

The mysterious gossip about Xiong Laoer, a weapon dealer, and Li Aotian, the young master of the Blood Palace, originated from a hot post on the "Prosperity" forum that suddenly triggered an explosive discussion one day, and is still on the top today:

Purely curious, I just want to ask, why does an NPC who sells weapons dare to set up a stall in front of the murderous Demon Cult without wearing a shirt, and keeps telling passers-by about the secrets of Li Aotian, the young master of Youxue Palace? It's been a long time since he was arrested and killed?

A post caused a thousand waves.

Everyone was shocked.Yes, this person is skilled and bold, destined to be extraordinary!

Later, after multiple analyzes, conjectures, research, and demonstrations, Xiong Lao Er was finally nailed into the world-recognized "Young Master's Wife" and "The Knife Selling Man on the BOSS Bed" in "Prosperity".

And early this morning, Zhu Yan also encountered a blond-haired white-skinned man who rushed into the house, said all kinds of unpleasant things, and accused Ji Kai of robbing his man in tears, and wanted Zhu Yan to know the "truth of the whole thing."

Zhu Yan just thought it was absurd, where did he get crazy?Dad is so obsessed with that bastard uncle, and he still has time to mess with your man outside, do you have persecution paranoia?

So he interrupted the man and asked a crucial question.

"Who are you?"

"Xiao Yan, don't listen to his nonsense!" Lei Nanyu, who finally came to his senses, stepped forward and decisively pulled Zhu Yan behind him.

"I said you... (can't remember the other party's name) you are enough, right? You are not satisfied with seducing Zhu Ling and causing them to divorce? What is your ability to find children and talk nonsense? And you have a face that turns black and white and bites back One bite?"

Zhu Yan: "Divorce..."

Ye Yan: "It's not that I want to come, it's Zhu Ling's uncles and aunts who asked me to tell him the truth! Also, Xiaoyan, your grandma is very worried about you, and told you to go home quickly, don't stay in other people's homes all the time Please trouble people!"

Lei Nanyu: "Xiaoyan is also your name?!"

Amidst all the rhetoric that followed, Zhu Yan only silently remembered the few words that Xia Tian said not long ago with worry on his face.

[My mother said that your uncle is very popular on the set, and many fans rushed up madly in front of him. 】

[Even if it is a hidden marriage, you should go to multiple studios to show your face and scare people. 】

Outlining all the details made him feel really dull and stupid.

……

"But, uncle, he obviously has you as his father, why would he still do that kind of thing? I don't understand, and I think uncle loves you very much too!"

The little loli in yellow continued to twist her legs, complaining in front of the NPC who couldn't possibly respond to him.

"Also, even if we are really divorced, why do you hide it from me? I'm not young anymore! I already knew that you guys were having trouble. During this time, Uncle Nan and Uncle Li came to pick me up and pick me up every day. When I asked you, he I'm not stupid!"

It's just that you used to quarrel with each other, but each time you made up quickly.

"You are so good that you can separate. From now on... I'm afraid I will never believe in love again."

A flash of light struck, and the little loli's blood volume instantly bottomed out.

Zhu Yan entered the state of preparation for battle in a second of chicken blood, with all perspectives, what the hell!You read it wrong—the boss of the world of "Prosperity", Li Aotian, the young master of Youxue Palace, the god damn came out of the palace! ?

Didn't this trigger some incredible branch?Zhu Yan was covered in cold sweat, and immediately swung a few big moves, the boss's blood didn't drop at all.

"..."

The BOSS proudly threw him a few big healing potions: "Young man, I will take you to the Blood Limit Underground Palace to get the Big Orange Weapon, which is only one in the whole server, do you want to go?"

Fuck.Extreme, extreme dungeon? !Only one big orange weapon in the whole server?

"But young master, at my level, ordinary mobs in the underground palace will kill me if they poke me?"

Li Aotian: "I will protect you."

"!!" Zhu Yan recalled a novel he had just read a while ago, and it was also an online game NPC who had developed a sense of self-awareness, and all kinds of gangsters.

So, this is the rhythm of opening cheats and becoming a master of online games from now on?

……

……

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Ji Kai: "Okay, don't cry! I'm not dead!"

He looked up helplessly at Li Weidu, why?Why bring him here?How many times have I said, just find the child, make sure he is safe and let Lei Nanyu pick him up!Don't tell him that I'm in the hospital!

Li Weidu: Why?

Why did you lie here and suffer for so many days, and when you woke up from the car accident, you would call Lei Nanyu and ask him to take care of the child for you, for fear that the little bear child would be hungry and unaccompanied.

And the bear child should be relaxed and know nothing?

What about "for the sake of his studies, don't want to distract him".

The "Prosperity" score is so high, it looks like a brat that the anti-addiction system can't stop.studies?But forget it soon.Maybe they will misunderstand you and blame you after listening to the instigation.no!Why should you be wronged?I can't hurt him anymore!

"By the way, Ji Kai, you can withhold his pocket money for half a year."

Zhu Yan: "!?"

"He's fifteen or sixteen years old. After playing games for half an hour, he agrees to meet someone! He eats and drinks other people's food without any precautions, and coaxes him into the car after a few words? Let me ask you, I What would you do if you were a bad guy?"

Zhu Yan: "...but you are Li Weidu, how could you be a bad person."

"You recognize me?!"

Zhu Yan: I'll go.This Mr. Li... did you completely underestimate the popularity of your own game?

The largest guild in "Prosperity" is called "Li Weidu's Harem Group", and the president is called "Li Weidu's little wife".In the game, as long as someone draws the magic horse "Treading Snow Red Rabbit", the loudspeaker congratulations will be swiped all over the screen, "I have drawn a Snow Treading Rabbit today, and I can sleep in Liweidu tomorrow". Who would not know you?

By the way, young master Aotian, where is the big orange weapon that promised me just now?

……

……

A week later, Ji Kai was discharged from the hospital with his arms hanging.

Li Weidu drove and drove, the more he drove, the more Ji Kai felt that something was wrong with the street scene.

"Mr. Li, this seems to be going to your house, not mine?"

"You are hanging with one hand, and you can't move the other. Can you survive independently when you go back to your own home? Not to mention anything else, can you turn on the faucet?"

"..." Can't open, can't survive.

"My house has everything, don't worry. Anyway, I've gotten used to taking care of you recently. If there's anything missing or what I want, Qi Yang will go to the supermarket to buy it for you later."

Ji Kai: "But Mr. Li, this...how embarrassing?"

It's really embarrassing!After being taken care of for so many days, Ji Kai is already dying of guilt under the title of "savior"——

Feeding is fine, Mr. Li has recently taken his work to the ward to accompany him!Not to mention that he couldn't take a shower a few days ago, and he personally washed his hair and body?

A while ago, he was severely handicapped, unable to take care of himself at all, and didn't have a strong desire to resist, but now... the more I think about it, the more I feel that something is not right.

During these days, Zuo Yan, Ying Jian and other relatives and friends resolutely took everything in their eyes, and were simply amazed at Li Weidu's virtuous and virtuous.

"Brother Kai, it's definitely true love, just follow it!"

"It feels like no one will care more about you than him! What are you still hesitating about?"

Sometimes Ji Kai deeply felt, Mr. Li, you are so gentle and considerate to me all day long, do you really like me?

But sometimes I feel that, after all, Li Weidu's brain circuit is very different from ordinary people, and it is not completely impossible for the fledgling plot of "after being rescued, you must give your body to each other" due to long-term lack of love.

Therefore, for the time being, we can only move against the enemy and observe the development of the situation secretly.

……

Li Weidu has not been able to sleep peacefully for a long time.

The whole person is extremely sleepy, it can be said that the lamp is exhausted, but lying on the bed, he still can't fall asleep no matter what.

Tossing and turning, staring blankly at the wall under the clear light of the stars and the moon through the window, thinking of the person sleeping in the guest room behind the wall with a hopeful mood.

In fact, he didn't want Ji Kai to live in the guest room at all.

But what can be done?Can't you just say "come to sleep with me"?Qi Yang had warned him that it would be a victory if he could lure someone home, and it would be perfect to be able to rest assured that he was right next door!

For the rest, take your time, use time and patience to impress him little by little, don't rush, don't ask too much.

Of course Li Weidu knew that Qi Yang had experience and what he said was right.Hanging eyes tightened the pillow in his arms, and stuck it to his heart, imagining it as someone who might be able to hold him in his arms one day.

In fact, I really want to get up now, hug the pillow and go to the next door to say that it is cold and that I can't sleep.

Ji Kai is a very nice person.

Just like the time on the boat, she was so gentle to him.Maybe this time she is willing to hug him and give him warmth.

But no.Qi Yang said, if you scare people away by being too hasty, it will be difficult to get close to him again in the future!

Recently, really... the whole person is not like himself.

It's hopeless, obviously cleanliness, yet willingly living on the cold hard bed outside the home for so long.When feeding Ji Kai every day, he always wanted to help him eat the part on the spoon that he didn't finish.

When I washed my hair and brushed every muscle in my body, I resisted the urge to touch and bow my head to kiss.

Picking chicken bones and fish bones didn't bother me at all.

Even chatting and chatting once, Ji Kai leaned on his shoulder and fell asleep directly after hanging the water.Li Weidu just held on like that, and kept it empty for a full three hours without moving.

...It is impossible to like someone like this.

Qi Yang once severely criticized and educated him.Speaking of Weidu, no one would want such a psychologically deficient, easily out-of-balance and somewhat scary feeling like yours!

Li Weidu felt very desperate, and he didn't want to.

He also wants to be as unrestrained, witty and sophisticated as Qi Yang, with a little evil and cruelty.Never put pressure on lovers, always calm and relaxed.

But can't.

With the accumulation of these days, more and more likes, all the feelings have been attracted by a huge vortex and out of control.You can clearly feel that all your sensibility is pushing you madly towards that person, and your reason has no intention of pulling back.

what to do?I like him so much, I don't want to scare him at all... How can I make him see me too?

Suddenly, there was a slight movement in the living room.

In the middle of the night, Ji Kai got up.

……

Ji Kai woke up hungry.

After staying at Li Weidu's house for a few days, he began to consciously control his dinner intake.

It must be controlled, because Li Weidu's food is so delicious, if you don't pay attention, it will make people let go of their stomachs.However, I really can't let go like this, don't come back to raise the muscles that I have worked hard to train in a few days, not to mention losing weight, and gaining weight!

... In two months, Zhu Ling will be back.

Although Ji Kai didn't have any intention of continuing his relationship with him, he also thought that the little fairy would still be beautiful, but he would turn into a disabled and ugly bear.

Then the adulterer and the adulterer laughed at each other, feeling that they really made the right choice at the beginning.

Thinking of this, a weak hand touched the refrigerator door.

Recently, the Parkinson's disease in my right hand has improved a lot, and the shaking has stopped, but I still can't hold things.

Ji Kai thought it was unscientific.

It didn't hurt you again!What kind of presence do you have on horseback?

After a few pushes, he finally opened the refrigerator door, and Li Weidu's double-door refrigerator really contained everything.What raw ham, caviar truffles, airborne wild venison, all kinds of organic food...

It's a pity that the only thing that can be eaten instantly is a thick oatmeal bread filled with jam.

Probably not very tasty, but at least very hungry.

just one time.

eat it!Just once tonight, and tomorrow after eating, formal restraint and temperance will begin!

Just one sip...um!

The bread is rough and frozen, but fortunately, the raspberry jam overflows the taste buds, which is much sweeter than expected.After one bite, I couldn't help but took a second and a third bite.The more you eat, the more you feel that your hungry and sour stomach is satisfied and comforted.

I can't eat any more, I really can't eat any more, but... so hungry, so tempting!

lure.

I suddenly couldn't swallow a mouthful.

What's going on here?It turns out that I, who has been blaming Zhu Ling for "unable to withstand the temptation", is not a very determined person.

A piece of bread that is not very delicious at all, and I can't put it down after picking it up.

I'm so useless, why can't I blame others for not being able to resist the temptation of the sweet honey cream goblin.Why?

Why.

……

The overwhelming self-loathing was interrupted by a sudden voice behind him: "Aren't you choking?"

"Cough...cough cough." Ji Kai was as frightened as a cat whose tail had been stepped on.Looking back, this Li Weidu not only walks silently, but his face is pale like a ghost, this is good, just catch him stealing food and catch him now!

"What's so delicious about this?"

The bread was taken away by that person, and Ji Kai waited for criticism and education, but the person just stretched out his hand, as if he was used to holding something at home, as if he was holding his own things, he naturally took his weak hand .

"Come on, come on."

"Don't eat that kind of unnutritious thing, I'll cook something delicious for you."

Ji Kai shook his head: "No, I won't eat..."

"I know you're in control. It's okay, I'll make something low-calorie but delicious, you must like it."

……

The kitchen in Li Weidu's house is open.

Next to the stove, there is an iron plate directly.Now the iron plate is heated and the mushrooms are sizzling.Oil consumption, teriyaki sauce, secret ingredients, slender white fingers flipping.

"Venison will not gain weight, it is very sweet, and it is especially delicious when wrapped with green vegetables. You will know it in a while."

"Um……"

"Come on, let's cut a little and give you a taste first."

In fact, Ji Kai hadn't been listening to what he was saying since just now.The fork was stretched out in front of me, but I just subconsciously bit it. It was really delicious and sweet, and it melted in my mouth.

But those don't even matter anymore.

He was looking at Li Weidu, looking at him as if he was sleepwalking, unable to move his eyes away.

This time, it was no longer his hands, but his whole body.

From the slanted window through which the stars shine through, the dimly lit small chandelier in the kitchen.Looking at his crumpled white shirt, the top two unbuttoned buttons, his perfectly shaped neck, his skillful movements, and his gentle and somewhat youthful smile.

In the past, "Li Weidu" and "Mr. Li" have always seemed to be two separate people in Ji Kai's cognition.

"Mr. Li" is the strong, somewhat annoying and difficult local tyrant president, while Li Weidu can't comb his hair up, doesn't feel awkward, and doesn't speak harshly. Sometimes he uses black-framed glasses to cover up Bloodshot, that harmless and good man who can cook all kinds of delicious food.

However, just now, the person who was originally the gentle young man "Li Weidu" wet his fingers with water because his bangs blocked his view, and casually lifted them up.

As a result, the aura of "Mr. Li" came out completely.

Ji Kai couldn't help laughing when he saw "President Li" cooking.

The smell of sizzling soon filled the living room, and Ji Kai smiled and roguely rubbed against the stove, poking at others while frying and feeding them from time to time.While eating happily, Li Weidu suddenly raised his head: "If you are hungry again at night, just wake me up."

"Whatever you want to eat, I will make it for you at any time."

After saying this, he lowered his head and went down to fry things again.

Ji Kai was stunned, the glutinous red wine foie gras in his mouth was slowly melting, the smiles in his eyes gradually solidified, and then gradually changed into something else that was a bit deep.

Confused, dark, and then gradually brightened again.

The starlight outside the window was eclipsed.

Comes a time when one's sweet smile.

Hasits season for awhile.

Thenlove'sinlovewithme.

……

A song that I haven't heard for a long time, obviously no one is singing it, but the voice whispers in my ears very clearly, echoing in the extremely soft night.

The author has something to say: This song is called "Whatisayouth", a Romeo and Juliet song, the lyrics don't really fit the mood, but... the song fits perfectly!The original version is classic, and the version sung by Teshi Aoi is also good.