Hey, where is my knife?

Ji Kai felt that in the past month, he was like a broken ship, often drifting on the hurricane-tossed sea.

Every time, just when you thought it was going to be calm, the dark humor will play with the turbulent waves for you with immediate results.But this time, it directly soared into a gray-black level [-] tornado.

That phone call just now was so distressing.

It sounded like Zhu Ling loved and depended on him almost hopelessly.

Not only did Ji Kai completely buy it, but even the contemptuous local tycoon next to him believed it.I'm afraid that in the future, I will never dare to be superior again, and mock him as a yellow-faced woman, no one wants it anymore.

However, however.

It took less than 30 seconds to hang up the phone.

Ji Kai felt that he was also cheap.After hanging up the phone, he habitually glanced at the communication software.

A new friend verification.

A small Q-version cartoon avatar, without filling in the verification information.

Because, there is no need to verify the information.

The young man in the Q version of the profile picture has blond hair and fair skin.The facial features are drawn so vividly that one can tell who it is at a glance.

Ji Kai silently lamented his sense of humor.

Because at this moment, what flashed across his mind was not anger, excitement or other similar emotions, but Conan's face.That's right, it's Conan's half-glasses-reflected face.

Wearing a small blue suit, the right hand stretched out full of aura - "You are the murderer".

……

Being approached by the little goblin, knocking on the door counts as the first time, and this counts as the second time.

Basically, ghosts can guess the follow-up of all kinds of clichéd mistresses after passing the verification-chat records, gifts, travel photos, bed photos?Or is there another surprise?

Ji Kai did not pass the verification for him, which is really not cowardly.

Because, just this avatar is enough to explain the problem.

……

The Q version of the face paints the little goblin as a harmless bunny to humans and animals.

Ji Kai went back and silently clicked on his profile picture.

A Q-version cartoon "Baby Bear".

Similar composition and design, exactly the same anthropomorphic animal watercolor in colored lead style.It was clearly the unique brushwork of Lei Nanyu, Xiaoyan's "godfather" who lived upstairs.

When he reacted, there were several "Hello" on the phone.

"Ji Kai, what's the matter? Haha, Xiao Yan has already fallen asleep, and Li Mingxin and I really didn't take him with us this time and went crazy until midnight, so you can rest assured!"

"I'm sorry, Nan Yu, I called you again at such a late hour...I'm asking you something."

"Ok?"

"Did Zhu Ling ask you to draw a rabbit's head for a starlet named Ye Yan?"

"Oh, did you mean that little boy with blond hair and white hair?" There was not even a moment's hesitation, "Yes, just last month. Zhu Ling said that he met a colleague at work who was a picture book fan of mine. , took the photo and asked me to help draw a Q version as a birthday present. What's wrong?"

What's wrong.

What's wrong?Ji Kai wanted to kill someone!

I really want to kill someone!

The first year of marriage, on my birthday.He still remembers what kind of clothes Zhu Ling wore that day and what kind of presents he bought.One of them was to spend money to find a cute "baby bear" drawn by Lei Nanyu, an illustrator who was not familiar with him at the time.

One can tell at a glance that it is the cute version of Ji Kai's face.

Mixed with bear claws and round ears, it looks cute.

Ji Kai even clearly remembered the temperature when Zhu Ling hugged him that day, the fragrance of CKonesummer on his body, and the sly and bright starlight in his eyes.

"Mr. Lei really knows how to draw, exactly like you in my eyes."

"..."

"Hey, what's wrong with you, baby bear?"

"Go to the toilet."

"Wait, wait a minute! Brother Kai, Brother Kai, right? Are you crying? Come, don't cry, don't cry, give me a hug, hahaha, are you so moved?"

Ji Kai also felt ashamed, after all he has always regarded himself as a tough guy.

But maybe that picture is so cute and soft, which touched a certain delicate little soil hidden deep in the heart of that completely rough and sturdy rough guy.

The next day, he carefully photographed the picture in the sun and trimmed it for preservation.From then on, all communication software, various registered APP avatars and even screen saver wallpapers are all this cute little bear.

That little bear has been his priceless treasure in this world ever since.

It was something special and unique in the world that Zhu Ling had put in all his effort to get him.

Even if you quarrel occasionally, once you turn on your phone and see it, most of your anger will disappear immediately.

Ah.

Ha ha.

It's so fucking awesome, so fucking too much!It turns out that even this kind of "mind" can be copied infinitely? !

It was his mother who made me cry once. It was very interesting, thrilling, and fulfilling, right?I tasted the sweetness, so I compiled it into a provocative routine, and I can play this trick on everyone? !

Really, not your average crash.

……

……

Everyone has something in his heart that cannot be insulted or desecrated.

Ji Kai remembered that when he was a child, his sister sat on the bed and read "The Little Prince" to him, saying that the little prince had a rose.

He loves her so much.Never doubted for a second, she is the unique rose in the whole universe.

Unexpectedly, I finally found that flowers can be seen everywhere at all.

So standing in the rose garden, the little prince finally burst into tears.

...enough is enough.

The noisy sound stopped abruptly.Ji Kai hung up the phone, calmly as if he had severed the connection with the whole world.

cigarette.I need cigarettes.

...and go to the shitty city of C.

Still have a fart life!

Stupid.I still feel sorry for you, thinking about spending a few days with you in the past, and still seriously reflecting on whether I have been too fierce to you or not, and whether my words have made you sad!

Just fucked up!

Ji Kai took a few deep breaths, tried to calm himself down, and tried to think differently—this was his agreement with Zhu Ling. When he was angry, he would think about it from the other party's perspective and position, so he thought that if he changed Cheng is himself, is there a one in ten thousand possibility that he will do this?

Saying "I love you" and "I miss you" while giving all his unique things Ctrl+V to others? !

...unbelievable.

So divisive.Who in normal life would do such a thing?

Ji Kai felt that he hardly knew Zhu Ling now.

How on earth did he do it?Does he really have a heart, a brat?

cheat.

You lied, you lied to me!

In front of Lao Tzu, she played with that little goblin and pretended to be innocent.I don't know how to laugh at Lao Tzu behind my back, right?

cigarette!

Picking up the room card, Ji Kai took out the clothes he just bought in his bag and hurriedly put them on.Shirt, trousers—what about the jacket?

Turn on a small wall lamp to see, I'll go, Mr. Li is covered!

"Are you cold?"

"cold."

However, why is it cold when there is a blanket?Ji Kai felt that he was so awesome that he could still think about such trivial issues now.

"Fuck! You put the hotel blanket under your body and just cover it with a quilt. You don't get cold, whoever is cold! Have you stayed in a hotel before?"

"..."

"Otherwise, Boss Li, why don't you go to sleep at all." You're still paralyzed after sleeping, it's been a long night, let's wake up together!

Li Weidu didn't want to be high, but he still got up.

I can clearly feel that Ji Kai is twitching, but in short... follow along a little bit?

……

……

hotel lobby.Li Weidu leaned on the sofa, drinking a cup of hot coffee slowly.

"Whether you're going back to City S or Zhuling, the highway is still blocked and the rain is so heavy. Even if you want to leave now, you can't at all. Go back to your room first."

Ji Kai was smoking, as if he didn't hear anything.Wearing a suit, he can be said to be very handsome, causing the little girl at the front desk to keep looking at him. Even if the veins on his forehead are twitching, he can't hide his high spirits.

He is concentrating on writing something on a sticky note

Li Weidu leaned over to take a look—"arrogant, naive, willful, domineering, and childish" written in black and white.Suddenly, my knee hurts, and I always feel that there is nothing wrong with applying these adjectives to myself.

But it was Zhu Ling that Ji Kai was scolding.

After writing one by one, listing more than a dozen "crimes", he began to bite the pen.

"Also, there are a lot of them." Mr. Li seldom fears that the world will not be chaotic, "I know a website, do you want to check it out?"

Ji Kai knew for the first time that Zhu Ling actually had a dedicated anti-fan website, and there were [-] fans? !

That's it--it's hard to say if there are [-] die-hard fans, but the black fans are already so active?

All kinds of posts on the site, all kinds of madness.Zhu Ling was demoted to nothing.Low EQ, idiot with a black belly and a poisonous tongue, triangular eyes, acting the same, slobbering songs, all relying on shouting, poor clothing, legs are not straight...

Ji Kai felt that the door to a new world had opened.Frantically copying, glanced at it from the corner of the eye, and the station owner said, "Riding my little sheep".Deputy site owner: "Master Li".

"you?"

"Ah."

"..." I said, after all, you are also "President Li" on the young rich list, and you are really free enough to be bored?

In a blink of an eye, a whole sheet of paper was densely copied.Finally heaving a sigh of relief, he folded it up and stuffed it into the left pocket of his chest.

"Are you done venting?"

Ji Kai raised his eyes, evoking a dangerous smile: "To vent?"

Not to vent?

Ji Kai shook his head: "These are the 'reasons' for me to remind myself that I will never forgive him and never get back together with him."

"..."

"Write it down so that you can remember it long. When your will is not firm in the future, take it out and see why you left him in the first place."

"Leave him?" Li Weidu frowned, a little surprised.

Ji Kai smiled: "Yeah. Don't leave, are you still keeping it for the New Year?"

The cigarette butt in his hand was about to burn out, Li Weidu snatched it, and lightly pressed it into the ashtray beside him.I have to admit that he admired and even envied that person's eyes that were not at all sloppy, but...

"Divorce is not a child's play, is it?"

"It's really not a joke," Ji Kai straightened his legs, "Besides, we still have a son."

"..."

"But what should I do? He didn't give me any other choice, did he? I've done everything, and I don't want to make excuses and procrastinate. At that time, my precious son will have to witness the ugly state of the two of us being torn together."

Li Weidu suddenly realized that Ji Kai was thinking very far.

That's the depth and dimension that a person like him who has never been married can't reach.Moreover, it seemed that he had already made up his mind in such a short period of time—there was a little tiredness in his smile and expression, but he already had a calm and calm heart like ashes.

"Don't be too impulsive first," Li Weidu felt that his comfort was extremely pale, but he still politely comforted him a few words, "Is it not certain whether he has done anything to sorry you? "

"Mr. Li, have you ever played the lottery?"

Li Wei has not only played, but also won, but he doesn't understand why Ji Kai suddenly asked.

"When scratching the prize, if the word 'thank you' has already been scratched, will you still scratch it off?"

"Yes." Because of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"I knew you would." Ji Kai gave a wry smile and shook his head helplessly, "But, since you already know what the result will be, is it really necessary to take another look before giving up?"

"..."

"Evidence", as long as you want it, how can you not find it?What's more, there are little goblins rushing to deliver it to your door.

It's just that Ji Kai felt that there was no need to delve into it further.

From the bottom of his heart, he didn't want to know what Zhu Ling and that person did, let alone delve into the ugly details.Grit your teeth and quickly cut it off, strangle it to death, and still have some thoughts.

At any rate, he was the one who loved with all his strength for five years and thought about protecting him for the rest of his life.I don't want to make it too ugly in the end.