Male god, he is old when drunk

3. My brother plays with lace every day

He Jue woke up earlier than Xu Xingzhi that day, but it was also quite limited.

In addition to the midday sun, what greeted him was a long string of frightening numbers on the phone screen——

Missed calls: 22, unread SMS: 7, WeChat: 99+.

He Xiaojue shivered, and instantly woke up, with a light layer of cold sweat breaking out from his back.

His manager Jiang Shan took over a well-planned gourmet variety show for him, and all the producers issued a military order: the show was not popular, and the director team collectively resigned.

Juxing attaches great importance to the program, and all filming guests are required to arrive at the filming location Tokyo before [-]:[-] noon tomorrow, and check in uniformly.

Jiang Shan is used to booking night flights, and they set off tonight.

But then again... what time is the flight?He Jue gritted his lower lip with his upper teeth, took a breath and called back.

Seconds.

He Jue closed his eyes tightly and brought the receiver to his ear, and got a very angry sentence - "Why don't you get the fuck out of me?!"

The brutally intimidated artist He Feng hurriedly washed and changed his clothes, rolled down with his luggage, and rolled into a low-key Volkswagen CC on the side of the road.

"I was wrong, Sister Shan." He Jue calmed down, blinked and said sincerely.

"What's wrong?"

The manager Jiang Shan had a dark face, sitting in the driver's seat with her legs crossed, her eyebrows and eyes sweeping across with extraordinary momentum - as far as the usually gentle and kind Manager Jiang is concerned, this is definitely a real fire.

So He Jue lowered his head sincerely and said: "I shouldn't have announced that I went drinking with Brother Yan and the others the day before, I shouldn't have forgotten to turn off the phone, and I shouldn't have refused to give you a backup of your dormitory room card—that one was really taken away by my brother." It's..."

Jiang Shan rolled her eyes speechlessly, gritted her teeth and started the car: "My ancestor, you gave me a hangover on the plane at nine o'clock tonight?! This variety show has spent money on exposure, the content And it's almost tailor-made for you—you don't know how important this once-in-a-lifetime shit luck is?!"

"Yes," He Jue clasped his hands behind his head and said with a smile, "Sister Shan, don't worry."

Jiang Shan: "..." Don't worry?Don't worry, ghost!

Two days later, Manager Jiang confirmed for the umpteenth time in his career: He Sanshao has a very good physique, do you want to rest assured of him?A hundred times harder than hell.

hehe.

******

"What did Mr. Kawamura just say?" He Jue lowered his voice, and moved closer to the companion who started to do it.

He looks delicate and noble, with delicate joints and fair skin. His black and soft bangs are combed up in a chef's hat, making him look even smaller.

He Zhen was concentrating on taking notes, when asked suddenly, Xiu Ting frowned slightly, and replied: "Precautions, mix sushi vinegar while the rice is warm."

He Jue then asked, "Why do you put vinegar?"

He Zhen cast a sideways glance at him patiently, and said, "Have you never eaten sushi?"

"Have eaten."

"Don't you feel sour when you eat it?"

He Jue thought about it for a while, opened his eyes wide and suddenly said: "So that's how it is."

Manager Jiang Shan watching by the camera: "..." You pretend, you pretend again!

The cameraman has been staring at the movement of this group. Since the two started talking, the position of the viewfinder has not changed, and it has stopped steadily for more than two minutes.

He Jue was also cooperative enough, like a hundred thousand whys, he asked the old Japanese gentleman about the content of the lecture for more than an hour.

At the end, the studious classmate He smiled and said, "Brother Zhen knows a lot."

He Zhen: "..."

Can't afford to be this brother, He Dahe Er is having a hard time.

The He family in Beicheng and the He family in Haicheng can be regarded as two branches of the same family. In detail, they are still brothers from afar.Just as the saying goes, don't hit a smiling face with your hand.

Knowing that the inside of this guy is rotten, He Zhen can only tolerate it for the time being, and let He San'er let his instincts develop freely.

In the eyes of the program crew who don't know it, this is the most hype-worthy, naked JQ.

In the same group as the two of them is a popular little flower who has just starred in a TV series adapted from a big IP. She is very popular and her surname is Xu and her name is Jiayuan.

Xiaohua looks sweet, and when she smiles, she reveals a small dimple. She is very cute, and she joked: "You two are worthy of being from the same family, and you have such a good relationship. Brother Zhen and I have appeared on many shows together, and this is the first time we have seen each other. He has such a close relationship with other people."

These words are very instructive, and most of them are inspired by the program group.Xu Jiayuan herself didn't think so.

Selling rot, this kind of thing has been going on for more than a few years. If she was a man, she would be happy to take this opportunity to stir up a topic.This is much more popular than simply being on a gourmet variety show, but unfortunately she is not.

Besides, as long as the public likes to watch it, it means there is a market; as long as there is a market, the program group will dare to do anything.

He Zhen's complexion turned cold, and just as he was about to explode, He Jue raised his hand and splashed water all over his face.

He Jue exclaimed: "Oh, Brother Zhen! I didn't mean to!"

He Zhen: "..." Are you lying to a ghost?

He Jue apologized, turned around generously, and sighed, "Oh, it's all about fate. When I saw Brother Zhen, I remembered my two older brothers and wanted to get close to him. Didn't I mention it before?" ? I also hit it off with you, Sister Yuan, and I always feel that you are very kind."

24-year-old Xu Jiayuan was suddenly called elder sister. She felt so miserable, she managed to maintain a smile, and said, "Really? Does Xiaojue have an older sister at home? I haven't even heard of it."

He Jue grinned and showed a canine tooth on the right side: "No, Sister Yuan, you look very much like my mother. My mother was as good-looking as you when she was young."

Xu Jiayuan: "..."

Is this scolding me?scold me?Or scold me euphemistically?

Xu Xiaohua didn't come out for a long time, her expression almost lost control, and she volunteered to fetch water from the old-fashioned well in the courtyard.

He Jue, who stayed where he was, skillfully picked up the rice, and glanced in the direction of the director's team as if he didn't know anything. The look was meaningful, and the chief director turned his head guiltily.

The third young master of the He family is amazing, huh? !I also want to fight for ratings, and I have to take care of my brothers' meals!snort!

This reality show is expected to be launched next month, called "Flower Food Travel Season".The program team convened 12 traffic Xiaosheng Xiaohua, who went to a country in each episode to visit various delicacies.

The stars invited in the program need to work as chefs in local specialty restaurants for two days, during which they need to complete the evaluation tasks stipulated by the program group.

For example, in this episode—the first episode of the entire program, everyone came to Otaru to run a chain of sushi restaurants.The four teams are responsible for the two-day business activities of the four branches respectively. Local professionals are responsible for the service and reception, but the cooking of the meals requires the stars to do it independently.

At the end of the two days, each team needs to collect [-] customer reviews, with two points for each positive review, one point for each moderate review, and no points for negative reviews and unanimous reviews.

The team with the highest points in this program will have a mysterious privilege in the next program. As for what the privilege is, the program team kept it a secret and did not disclose it in advance.

However, He Jue guessed that it should be because of the help of professional chefs, or the benefits of exemption from bad reviews.

He Zhen calmed down a lot, looked at He Jue's fluent knife skills in surprise, and said "tsk", "I didn't expect that."

"I didn't expect my cooking skills to be so good?" He Jue raised his brows and smiled, completely forgetting the glorious history of his incarnation as a humanoid questioning machine just now.

"Yeah." He Zhen nodded, hesitated and said, "You don't look like that."

He Jue: "..."

He Jue neatly stacked the shredded vegetables into a white porcelain plate, took apart the canned crab roe and put them in a separate bowl, and said helplessly, "I was studying in Haicheng, and the dormitory didn't have private bathrooms and air conditioners at that time. I just moved out.” With someone who was studying at the Haicheng Drama Academy, “After all, there is no cafeteria to eat, and I get tired of eating takeaway for a long time, so I studied it by myself. After a long time, I learned how to cook. gone."

He Zhen said in an understanding way: "It's pretty good." He consciously gave He Jue a hand.

Both of them are handsome men, one concentrates on preparing sushi ingredients, and the other concentrates on washing vegetables, washing rice and dishes, they coordinate and coordinate, and they look very eye-catching.

The director team admired it for a while, and Xu Jiayuan moved back with a wooden bucket.

He Zhen saw it and went up to help. Xu Jiayuan said with a sad face, "Don't mention it, this bucket weighs seven or eight catties. I heard that it was specially made by this store, and the well water will not be stained with industrial products. Smell. I don’t know if it smells, but it’s really heavy.”

Her sense of variety is actually good, and He Jue also smiled.

When an artist speaks and does things, sometimes they are not always able to follow their heart.

He Zhen folded half of the water in the bucket and poured it into the rice cooker - this well water is specially used to cook the rice needed for making sushi, and the cooking time was set.

Xu Jiayuan wiped off the water stains on her clothes, stared at He Jue's skillful movements, and exclaimed, "God, your cooking skills are better than mine."

He Jue said without shame: "Well, it's hard to find a boyfriend as good as me these days."

Xu Jiayuan laughed loudly when she heard the words: "But you don't have a girlfriend yet!"

He Jue stuck out his tongue, and said quietly: "I don't know whose loss it is..."

......

He Jue's knife skills and this dialogue were completely cut into the program, which will be broadcast as scheduled three weeks later.As if a deep water jet was thrown into the calm sea, He Jue Weibo's already impressive number of fans began to turn up again.

The young girls jumped up and down in the comments with "ahhhhhhh":

"Ah, ah, ah, it's my loss! It's my loss! Boyfriend, I want to stop the loss in time!"

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, boy friend, come and take me home, if you don't take me home, I will starve to death for you to see!"

"QAQ ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Come and kiss me!!!"

......

Xu Xingzhi watched the show silently, then raised his head and asked Li Yan who was sitting on the sofa: "Xiaojue, where is the schedule today?"

Li Yan thought for a while, flipped through the notebook on his phone, and replied: "I'm recording the fourth episode, right? I'm in Barcelona... No, this shooting was a day earlier, so I should be back today."

Xu Xingzhi nodded.

Li Yan opened another memo, and began to calculate whether it would be enough for Xu Xingzhi to receive another episode of high-quality variety show guests, when a notification popped up on the top of the screen.

As if an invisible hand was strangling his throat, Li Yan felt that his mouth was extremely dry for a moment. He didn't know whether he should have a headache or be thankful, so he said bravely, "Do it."

"Ok?"

"Something happened to Xiaojue."

Xu Xingzhi raised his head suddenly, his thick black eyes locked on Li Yan's face: "Say, what's wrong?"

"Don't be too nervous, Xiaojue he is not injured," Li Yan paused, "Before the departure, the program crew did not expect such a hot effect in the first episode, and did not deliberately hide the date of returning to the city. The number of fans and the number of media blocked have exploded."

Li Yan glanced at the real-time entertainment news again, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "They originally wanted to play a game of escape from the golden cicada and let the guests go to the VIP channel, but they didn't know which starlet leaked the news, and was blocked by the entertainment reporters." He got it straight. There were a few who didn’t count, and rushed forward with the microphone, almost hitting Xiaojue..."

At this level, it is naturally impossible to push news hot spots.

Xu Xingzhi took a deep breath and asked, "And then?"

Li Yanqian laughed twice: "Xiaojue's same-sex CP object that Xiaojue was hyped for in the show, He Zhen, in order to protect Xiaojue, his arm was injured, it seems to have cut the brachial artery, and he has already been sent to the hospital."

Xu Xingzhi nodded, suddenly felt something was wrong, and continued to stare at Li Yan like a thief.

Li Yan said with difficulty: "Just now, now He Zhen is going to hold a press conference...he said he will come out."

Xu Xingzhi: "..." What a triple KO.

-TBC

The author has something to say: Tell everyone a joke.

One of my gay friends and I are very fond of Saye. At night, we talked about the background of Saye’s story is actually the three provinces in the Northeast.

My friend said that Da Fei is actually a non-mainstream boy with a shaved stave head and a leather jacket and gray leggings whose taste depends entirely on his face and talent!

I said: You try to speak the part of "I want to run wild in your eyes" in Northeast dialect!

Then I died laughing_(:з」∠)_