Male god, he is old when drunk

2. My brother must be broken when he sobers up

Li Yan lit a cigarette with a melancholy look, trying to look photogenic from Ji Jiangchuan's perspective, and asked: "Xiao Jue, tell me the truth, Brother Li doesn't blame you, did your brother force you to do this? "

He Jue's head was as big as a bucket. Just as he pushed back Xu Xingzhi's chaotic paws, Ji Jiangchuan's right hand was placed on his shoulder through the driver's seat.

Ji Jiangchuan looked kindly: "Don't be afraid, I support you."

He Jue: "..."

Dad Ji, you have nothing to do with the word kindness, thank you.

With a straight face, He Jue crossed his hands in front of his chest, and said righteously: "Really, my brother has been so virtuous since he was a child!"

Li Ji and his wife said "tsk" and "huh", and they only had three big characters written on their faces——

"Are you cheating?"

"I look like a ghost?"

He Jue's cheek muscles were sore, and he wiped his face silently.

"It's true, my brother drank too much and only acted in bitter scenes. At the class reunion of the third year of high school, he drank two glasses of beer and half a glass of white. When he came home, he hugged my mother and cried for most of the night... "As he spoke, the young man stopped silent for two seconds: "Crying and chanting—'Mom, I love him, what should I do? I really love him'. It was like a Qiong Yao drama. My mother was so moved, I felt The eldest son who is not related by blood is not raised in vain, and there is no estrangement from her, very dear."

Li Yan imagined the scene in front of Xu Xingzhi's [-]% tough guy face, and he was so shocked that he asked bravely, "Then what happened next?"

"Later? Later, I went to their school for a stroll, and asked him all the acquaintances who came over with a slap. They flew in the sky and walked on the ground. I didn't hear anyone he liked." He He Jue smiled slightly, "That's why I always thought he had the talent to be a screenwriter, maybe an actor, too. Different paths lead to the same goal."

"..."

He Jue suddenly remembered something, raised his hand to touch his chin again, frowned and said, "But don't tell me, I was only looking for the beautiful big sister back then, what if my brother is gay?"

Li Yanji and Jiang Chuan waved their hands tacitly at the same time, and a total of six characters on his face were instantly updated:

"Dont look at me."

"I have company."

He Juegang's budding new ideas were instantly stifled, and he slumped on the back seat and sincerely complimented him: "The two of you can obviously rely on your appearance for a living, why do you have to rely on your talent?"

......

the next day.

When Xu Xingzhi woke up, he had a severe headache. He closed his eyes on the bed and waited for a while before he heard the noisy sound of the TV broadcast from the living room.He sat up slowly, and changed himself into home clothes—the one someone put on last night was too thick, and the weather in late May and early June was drenched with sweat.

After washing up, Actor Xu dragged his feet to open the door, and the ups and downs of the game commentator's voice amplified instantly.

"...The reason why Papastathopoulos was replaced, I guess there are two reasons, one is to replace the striker and the defender can strengthen the offense; the other is also a kind of relief for the commentator, because Papastathopoulos has the longest name of any player on the field..."①

Xu Xingzhi: "..." What the hell?

The fat orange cat lay motionless on the armrest of the chaise longue of the sectional sofa, and when it saw its owner get up, it wagged its tail flatteringly and let out a soft "meow".

Li Yan rubbed two handfuls of fat cat butts, and looked away from the TV screen with an extremely gentle expression.

"Yo, okay, are you up?"

"En." Xu Xingzhi nodded.

His eyebrows are closely spaced, his eyebrows are sharp and raised, and his pupils are deep and energetic. These are the "eyebrows" that have been very popular in recent years. In addition, he has a high nose bridge and a tough outline, just like the pile of invitations lying in Li Yan's mailbox. For the script, eight out of ten scripts can be tagged with two tags: court marquis and uniformed elite.

In a word—Second Master Xu has such a tough and decent face.

Li Yan has long been used to the virtue of this old man who can't make a fart. He watched him walk into the kitchen with his legs crossed, got up and patted the non-existent ashes on his trousers, and followed him: "You drank too much yesterday. Do you have an impression?"

"Well," Xu Xingzhi frowned, "I can't drink mixed wine."

Yesterday was a special celebration banquet organized by Juxing for adding another trophy to Xu Xingzhi. The scale was very large, and almost all the famous artists called by the company attended.

Xu Xizhi and that bastard old man of the Xu family have opposite temperaments, and he attaches great importance to brotherhood. After persuading Xu Xingzhi to change back to Xu's surname for more than ten years, he has always treated himself as a cheap brother.

Xu Xingzhi cherishes it very much and doesn't want to brush his face.

What's more, after He Jue starred in "Tang and Song Romance", his career has officially entered a period of rising, with one announcement after another every day, which made Xu Xingzhi unable to touch his brother Mao once for half a month, and was very unhappy.

It's always good to have such an opportunity to meet up.

Therefore, after the celebration banquet was over, when Li Yan suggested that several people go to have another drink, Xu Xingzhi agreed almost without saying a word.

After all, one more point, one more second, is good.

"You don't want to tell me in advance if you can't drink alcohol. Yesterday we left first. Xiaojue got you from the [-]th floor into the parking lot by himself. I don't know how hard it is. It's thanks to Juxing's site. ——If you are outside, you don’t know how to be photographed and how to write, so be more careful next time.”

Li Yan was dignified, skipped the section about the attempted car shock without feeling guilty, and continued: "Oh, let me tell you, do you still remember what happened after you drank too much?"

Xu Xingzhi nodded: "Well, it should be asleep."

Li Yan: "..."

Li Yan nodded calmly: "Well, yes, you should be asleep."

Xu Xingzhi was still immersed in the mood of "my brother helped me down the [-]th floor, I'm so happy", he erratically rinsed the empty milk cup, put it back on the cup holder, and asked casually: "Today's talk show, What time does the recording start?"

"Five o'clock." Li Yan looked at his watch, "There are still three hours, you take a shower and tidy up, and I will call Xiao Yang to drive over later."

"it is good."

Li Yan endured for a while, watching Xu Xingzhi really turned back to the bedroom to change clothes and go to the bathroom to take a shower, and chased after him like a fart, and asked tentatively: "It's been five years, okay, this is the first time I've seen you drink How many, your wine...has always been this good?"

Xu Xingzhi glanced back at him frankly, and said: "Well, I usually don't drink mixed alcohol, and I haven't drank too many times. That's what Mom and Xiaojue said."

"..."

There is a painful feeling of knowing a secret, but can only chew it and swallow it, and cannot gossip with others.

Hehe, is the wine good?

Fuck your mother biu.

-TBC

①The use of He Wei's jokes from the 2010 World Cup has nothing to do with the timeline.

The author has something to say: [Little theater after three months]

Xu Xingzhi: "My wine taste is very good."

He Jue: "Hehe, who said that?"

Xu Xingzhi: "You."

He Jue: "..."

Self-inflicted evil, can not live Oh. =3=

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