in the month you disappeared

But just being gnawed by Lu Jun made me cry like I was raped, thinking about it afterwards, it was a bit unreasonable.

Alas, all women are like this. . .Me, that also proves that I am normal.

"So you cried during the kiss.. Is this your first kiss? I know a lot of girls care about this more than guys, first period, first kiss, first night, first love, first marriage... endless. Didn't Shakespeare say that women use It’s for love, isn’t it for understanding? It’s right on you.” Bai Xueruxue taunted me like this.

Speaking of Ms. Bai Xue, we have chatted on the Internet for almost three years. She claims to be a social miscellaneous person, and she has sufficient clinical experience for a little sister like me who suffers from puberty syndrome.

Bai Xue thinks that kissing is not a small problem.

"What?"

"If my ex had a slightly better kissing habit, I wouldn't insist on breaking up with her before the three months are up."

Oh, yes, Bai Xue told me that the rule of her relationship with her girlfriend is every three months, never re-elected, and never turn back.

"But I... don't mean that to her."

Bai Xue taught me deeply, don't let go of any chance to be ambiguous, and don't easily pierce the window paper; for children like my age, follow the "green apple principle", you can only look at it, not eat it.

"In terms of methodology... we must adopt devious tactics, and we cannot face the enemy directly."

Really, am I going to start a war with Lu Jun?This is too scary.

"If you don't want to be eaten to death by her, you can only act first. Besides kissing you, does she do anything else?"

I can't force the kiss back, and add something else by the way, right?

"Did she confess?"

What confession? !She is playing me!Thinking about it, I still feel chest tightness and air congestion.I'm used to telling the truth in front of Miss Bai Xue, but if she knew Lu Jun's words of "just kidding", I really... don't know how to deal with myself...

"Since this is the case, you should do this... do this again... and... finally... understand?"

Miss Bai Xue is indeed a senior.

"At your age, it's actually more suitable to watch literary films. The older the better, like Titanic, Blue Bridge, and Gone with the Wind."

Those are too old-fashioned, and Lu Jun doesn't seem to like watching movies.

"Black and white film."

Are silent films the best? !The silence speaks.

"When you feel drowsy watching it, it's good to have a kiss to refresh yourself."

More than refreshing!They're all out of their minds!

"Then what if she's just joking?" I said smartly.

"That depends on whether you are interested in her. If so, then use the opportunity to go up."

interesting?boring?interesting?boring?have?No?have?No! ! ? ? ? ...

Going back to school in a daze, I feel that the recent tangled encounters can be written into a book "The Days I Lived With **", it is really boring... What am I thinking!

After going home and watching the news for two days, Sanlu ate so many little Mao Mao, which made our family very angry!I am even more angry!There is still a bag of half-eaten Sanlu milk powder in the cabinet. The culprit of the recent stomach trouble may be this nasty guy!Finally found the pathogen other than Lu Jun.

The more I think about it, the more I feel that the gallstones may have healed, just waiting for surgery...

Yun Ming appeared.

Looking at her cute and cute appearance, and thinking about that Lu Jun who always pissed me off, I felt like my brain was flooded. What Bai Xue said was right, the humblest person is invincible, and I'm already on my way.

"Did you feel bad last night?"

She is always so gentle and considerate. When I heard this, all my depression disappeared.Yum is my dopamine.When she called me regularnightcall last night, I still couldn't help myself.

The so-called past cannot be admonished, but those who come can still be pursued.Don't leave such a caring little beauty to ask for trouble - like Bai Xue with three heads and six arms, it seems that she won't be able to practice for a while.

"It's okay... I just miss you a little bit."

Fortunately, sweet talk is my strong point; boys regard sweet talk as the instigator of stomach perforation, but girls regard it as a golden medicine. Not only that, I am still developing towards the direction of a senior alchemist, striving to achieve the effect of poisoning people without paying for their lives.

"Lie... Did you go back to find Lu Jun yesterday?"

Bai Xue said that lying is a precursor to cheating.I asked her if the omen was over?The answer is to eat casual meals.I asked, is there no possibility of reuniting the old relationship after breaking the mirror?It is said that a good horse never turns back, and it cannot be a lover or an enemy.So, if I don't continue to lie, why can't you turn against me?Little Dragon Girl becomes Li Mochou? !

Tangled.

"Actually, actually, yesterday, she..."

"What's up with her?"

"She said about tutoring and wanted to discuss it with me!"

Yun Xuan groaned, "Then why are you unhappy?"

That's right, it takes ten lies to cover one lie, I was wrong, I was really wrong.My mistake is that I have to make mistakes again and again.

"...It's a long story." I remember that I wrote an article "The Troubles of High School Students", which was widely quoted by the class teacher in the class meeting, and used it as an emergency.

"In short... so... so..."

Is such that.

Trouble a, my parents are not by my side, very lonely.

Trouble b, big aunt.This is true, it seems that hormones are the only reliable, compared to the unreliable mouth.

Worry c, universal excuse, exam.

My "mainstay" with a good score is the same as my weight, it can't go up or down, and it belongs to the safety insurance object.I don't have to worry about this unless I get hit by a car one day and my iq breaks down to zero.

"Tell me if you're not happy. You don't have to smile at me deliberately. You know?"

There are many things that you know you can’t do; there are also some things that you have done thousands of times, but you just don’t know why.

For the first time, after talking with Yun Ming, I became even more dull.

She's so nice, so obedient... Bai Xue, isn't this a symptom of liking the new and loathing the old?

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