[Comprehensive Yingmei] Pengwen walks readers

Today's Chelsea is not the Chelsea of ​​the past!

She is Chelsea with goals and pursuits, and she is about to act for her goals!

Come on Chelsea, the champion belongs to Stamford Bridge!

Mr. Gua: What are you talking nonsense about?

It was another sunny Sunday, and the homework group of Slytherin gathered in the library. The members are our beautiful, cute and smart little Chelsea fairy!Cowardly and timid, the little fairy's loyal follower Tessie!There is also Barnes, the green-eyed deer who suffers from eye disease and falls in love with Tessie. Although he looks like a little angel, it is a pity that he actually goes to charity!

Mr. Gua: The above introduction was written by Chelsea, a little brat, right? ! !

"I've decided," Chelsea said deeply. "I'm leaving school."

Bucky, biting the tip of his quill pen and thinking hard about how to fool his homework, looked up at Chelsea, while Ye Xi was stunned.

"Are you leaving school?"

"Yes." Chelsea scratched her chin with a quill. "I'll have to look outside the school. Is there anyone who matches the picture Rogers drew for me? I have to pluck her hair."

"But..." There were too many slots for a while, Ye Xi didn't know how to vomit, and finally she decided to ask one by one.

"How did you get out of school without telling the professors?"

"Dad told me all the secrets of Hogwarts before school started." Chelsea, the papa girl (Papa Baonv, a coined word by Cha Zongsheng, is similar to Ma Baonan, which means that she has to rely on life and death before she grows up. Dad's girl) said proudly, "I know 5 secret ways to go out of school!"

Ye Xi was about to applaud—it's amazing, big boss, big boss, it's different to have a devil father!

"Then, even if you can go out, where do you go to find a girl who looks the same? The nearest place is Hogsmeade, but the pretty girls who live in Hogsmeade can go to Hogsmeade in the third year." In Maud Village, Snape will know sooner or later." Ye Xi asked.

Chelsea showed a wicked smile: "I won't look for witches. The circle of wizards in England is too small. If everyone keeps their heads down and doesn't look up, he will find out sooner or later."

"Are you looking for an ordinary person?" Bucky, who was buried in his homework, suddenly raised his head and asked.

Chelsea is not used to this kind of talk from ordinary people, but she continued to answer smoothly: "Yes, I'm going to pull the hair on Muggles."

Bucky became interested: "Where did you find it?"

Chelsea snorted softly, as if she was confident in her next answer: "Oh, that's the conclusion I came to after observing, a place with a lot of traffic and suitable for hiding—"

"King's Cross Station!"

After Chelsea announced the answer, she looked at Ye Xi and Bucky with sparkling eyes, and her face was full of: I am so smart!Praise me, praise me! ! !

Bucky lowered his head and suppressed a smile, while Ye Xi showed his aunt's sweet smile.

Mr. Gua: Why is my daughter so cute? QwQ is as cute as the silly daughter of a landlord!

【Ji Ge: Ding Dong】

[Ye Xigua: Hey, Big Brother Ji Ge, why are you online?]

【Ji Ge: It's nothing, just seeing you so happy, let me ask a question】

[Ye Watermelon: Oh oh oh let's ask. 】

[Ji Ge: Do you remember that Shachajiang next door wrote an article about Voldemort having a daughter, right?At the beginning, because of the similarity with your readers, I still tore it up. 】

[Ye Watermelon: Of course I remember!However, Chazai has few readers, and we were torn apart by our hands Hhh]

[Ji Ge: You still have a smile on your face, Shachajiang is much more diligent than you, at least you don't cheat. 】

[Ye Watermelon: But she can write a short story, the front is sweet, and then the heroine dies suddenly.After the heroine died, I gave everyone a little hope of resurrection, and then the ending suddenly fed shit and glass slag to make the hero cheat! 】

[Ji Ge: ...don't mention the matter of feeding shit!Just ask if you remember the heroine of the article about Lauder's daughter! 】

[Ye Watermelon: Remember, what a fool, a lively brainstorming monster who actually watches football and suspects that she is having an affair with Bai Lu.What's wrong? 】

[Ji Ge: Because you two have the same heroine status, there is always a comparison... Do you think your Chelsea is cute, or her stupid one? 】

[Ye Watermelon: Of course my Chelsea is cute!Although she is a princess, sick and squeamish, tsundere, and a rich second-generation Mary Su, her temper, personality, popularity, and academic performance are all inferior to Yidu, but I just like her! 】

[Ji Ge: All right, it's good to see that you love your heroine deeply, hide it, and continue to experience it. 】

[Ye Watermelon: Wait! 】

[Ye Watermelon: Boss, don't go! 】

[Ye Watermelon: Boss, I found that the plot in this world is still different from my original book!Obviously Chelsea should be [-]% or [-]% similar to Voldemort, why are they not alike at all now? ! 】

[Ji Ge: How many times have I said it... The world formed by the power of will will not be strictly in accordance with your book. The power of will is the power of the readers' wishes, so the world will be formed according to the wishes of the readers. 】

[Ye Xigua: Fuck, could it be that the readers' wish is to make Che Che look different from Father Fu? 】

[Ji Ge: ...Sometimes I really doubt your IQ. 】

[Ye Watermelon: Okay, no kidding.Hmm, can you give me a hint? 】

[Ji Ge: ......... Let's recall, when you started the serialization of this article, what was the most popular request in the comment area and your readership. 】

[Night watermelon: emmmmm...]

[Ye Watermelon: Fuck, I remembered. 】

[Ye Watermelon: It's opening the harem! 】

[Ji Ge: ………………? ? ? ? 】

[Ye Watermelon: Wasn't the story about the harem of Mary Suyi popular at that time!A Mary Sue who is as beautiful as a fairy has attracted several men, and hesitates among the few excellent men... In the end, either the author will work harder and write different branch endings like galgame; Mark 1v1, and do something about opening the harem in private. During the plot, the heroine Mary Su and several men are ambiguous, and in the end, a male protagonist is chosen to force a 1v1 together...]

[Ye Watermelon: I am a standard professor party, and I love professors all my life. If I agree that CP is a professor, I will be killed.But I don’t know if my writing is too good or something (of course I think it’s because of my writing is too good), the readers unanimously requested to open a harem, let Voldemort also fall in love with the car, and make the ending of the marriage of the father, which made me very embarrassed.In the end, the cruel professor came to the end. 】

[Ye Watermelon: I am such a principled girl, don't fall in love with me. 】

[Ji Ge: ...Don't be ashamed! 】

[Ji Ge: Well, anyway, think about what the reader's wish is, I can't continue chatting with you, goodbye! 】

Alas, Boss Ji Ge is still so irritable.This is not good, not good.

However, the reader's wish is...

Ye Xi thought about it carefully, and related to the different appearances of Chelsea and Voldemort, he suddenly realized that maybe, it was really...

father married!

Wait, it doesn't make sense!

[Ye Watermelon: @Ji Ge 大依 大双 大双 大史! 】

[Ji Ge: [Automatic reply] I'm busy, so I have something to leave a message.Harmony strikes hard! 】

[Ye Watermelon: Boss, last time my two articles of [Comprehensive British and American] were linked and merged into the same world, and I happen to have two HP articles, is it possible that the two HP articles will also be linked this time? Together? 】

[Ji Ge: [Automatic reply] I'm busy, so I have something to leave a message.Harmony strikes hard! 】

[Ye Watermelon: In fact, there is nothing wrong with merging. The world we are in now is the book "Summer Never Ends" written by Professor CP, and the other is "Qia Classmate Boy" by the original heroine and teenager Riddle. Since CP does not conflict , and the time does not conflict, then the merger is also possible and justified.In particular, the heroine of the "Cha Classmate Boy" died in the end, and it does not conflict with Lauder's daughter Chelsea in the end.but! 】

[Ye Watermelon: But!But if the reader's wish is to marry the father, then CP will conflict with "Qia Classmate Boy"!Could it be that the boy Riddle fell in love with a girl, and the girl died, and the little TR grew up to become the devil LV, and fell in love with the daughter he raised?Aren't our kiss readers all 1v1 double C parties?When will you accept this bloody setting of the dead ex-girlfriend Bai Yueguang? 】

[Ji Ge: [Automatic reply] I'm busy, so I have something to leave a message.Harmony strikes hard! 】

[Ye Xigua: Boss Ji Ge, don't pretend to be dead! ! ! 】

[Ji Ge: I'm busy, okay, I'm going to make a list today! 】

【Ji Ge: In short, why don't you think about it carefully?Why do Chelsea and Voldemort look different? What happened to the heroine of "Classmate Cha"?What CP do you expect?Don't keep asking me!I'm your editor, not your nanny! 】

[Ye Watermelon: ...but my dear reader, little angel, ignores me...]

【Ji Ge: Let me remind you that it is November, and all your dear readers are preparing for midterm exams. 】

[Ye Watermelon: Damn it, my readers still have a lot of student parties? 】

【Ji Ge: Otherwise!So the pure and warm little angels of the student party are willing to tolerate you, a hot chicken god, okay? 】

【Ye Watermelon:...】

Today's [Hair Pulling Action Squad] members are:

Captain: The smartest, witty and cute Chelsea!

Players: Mature, calm and steady, the deer angel Bucky with extremely high force value!

Team members: Loki, a genius boy who loves pranks, has a perfect score in stealth, and is proficient in magic!

Crew: Just hitchhiking into the Muggle world to buy generators and plugs for the science team - Tony and Bruce!

Team member: Counseling Tessie with nothing but holding back, watching and shouting 666!

Mr. Gua: ... Damn, if you introduce me like that again, I will report it!

Chelsea prepared all the items in advance, a non-traceable wand, a disposable invisibility cloak, Muggle coins, and a pair of portable portkeys.For some unknown reason, the pair of Portkeys were in the shape of Voldemort's coat of arms.Visually, it is the handmade badge of the fans of Voldemort's support group, with Voldemort's most charming smile on it.

Ye Xi and other team members put their index fingers on the badge together, Bucky deliberately rubbed against Ye Xi, she suddenly thought of a joke, and almost laughed out loud.

"Hey, let me tell you." She leaned close to Bucky's ear and whispered, "In Japanese, the word for badge is also pronounced—baji!"

Loki, who happened to hear them whispering, let out a "ha".

"Great bad joke. Rigid like frost," said the little prince.

"I think it's funny," Bucky said, putting on the Winter Soldier's nonchalant face.

There was an awkward silence.However, after aftertaste, some people still responded——

Banner suddenly and unexpectedly started laughing maniacally: "Bah, Bucky touched Baji! Baba took Bucky to the station! Bucky put Baji back in his pocket! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! !"

When the time came, everyone felt a small hook behind the belly button, and they were instantly drawn into the darkness.In the dazzling white light, only Dr. Banner's loud laughter is still clear——

Rocky: Damn mentally retarded, why does this idiot have such a low smile!

Bucky: ...is it really that interesting?

Tony: ...Damn it, he won't turn green because of being too emotional! ?

Banner: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

King's Cross Station.

Tony reluctantly pulled away Banner, who was laughing so hard that his stomach ached. They agreed on a meeting time and place, and then the science team left to purchase their experimental generators.

Chelsea led the rest of the students to guard the train station.

"Now we have a few options." Chelsea is a girl with clear logic. "First, everyone is guarding the gate of the station, and everyone is trying to find people who meet the requirements among all the people who come in."

"Second, everyone searched separately, each person was responsible for a platform, and agreed on a time and place to finally gather."

"I think it's better for everyone to look for it together. It won't be good if we all get separated." Ye Xi suggested.

Bucky doesn't care, and Rocky doesn't care, Chelsea finally made the decision: "Okay, let's go to the door together!"

Let's start searching!

The author has something to say: I feel that everyone can't believe that Mr. Che's father got married...it's true, it's true!

But it must be different from your guess, after all, it is definitely not possible to get married now, right?To be harmonious.

Also, today I communicated with Xiao Hei using brainwaves. Xiao Hei said that he always felt that Gua always cheated, and he also invented a new word called: rail in rail gas

I am also very impressed, applauding for Xiao Hei

When I asked why, she actually said that because Gua Zong and Che Zong looked like couple names.

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