[Comprehensive Yingmei] Pengwen walks readers

Unify a bucket of old altar sauerkraut compound decoction, ferment for 49 days for [-] days, cook to taste and cook fresh!

When Chelsea appeared in front of Ye Xi holding a muddy and bubbling compound decoction, Mr. Gua was shocked.

"Didn't it mean that the compound decoction would take a month to heal?" Ye Xi asked confusedly, even doubting whether he had read the book "The Chamber of Secrets" carefully. Chelsea put the potion bottle on the table and raised his index finger Warning: "No noise in the library."

Ye Xi covered her mouth, Chelsea looked around, and found that the surrounding students were doing their homework or reading books seriously, and didn't notice them.

"That's because," Chelsea said now, with mock indifference, "I placed an order straight down to Diagon Alley for a case. The owl delivered it to me this morning."

Mr. Gua: I can't afford to be provoked, and I applaud the rich.

"So have you made a plan?" Ye Xi asked curiously.

Chelsea was very frank: "No."

Just before Ye Xi was about to show an empty look of disgust, Chelsea quickly said: "So let me see if you can come up with some trivial suggestions."

Okay, you, come to ask others for help with your nostrils turned upside down!

But Mr. Gua, the old mother, quickly forgave the daughter-in-law: "Well, I have some suggestions."

Chelsea watched her eagerly.

"First of all, you have to write a character design for the little girl you are about to play." Ye Xi cleared her throat, "For example, a general appearance standard, how old, how tall, what color hair and eyes, an excellent picture The face is half the success of flirting."

Chelsea can't help but applaud this mature flirting theory.

"That's why you're with Barnes?"

"No," Mr. Gua said modestly, "It's mainly because of my excellent connotation that attracted him."

"What kind of excellent connotation, coward?"

"..."

Alas, my daughter has entered the rebellious period, so it's not easy to take care of her!

"It's bullshit if you want me to say it." Chelsea curled her lips, "I'll just ask you, do I look good?"

Ye Xi looked Chelsea up and down carefully, um, three courts and five eyes, deep eye sockets, high nose bridge, white skin, no skin problems such as enlarged pores, it can be said that if she goes to Hollywood, she will definitely become a generation of popular child stars.

"Well, it's beautiful." Ye Xi nodded deeply.

Chelsea was furious: "You have to think for so long to see such an obvious fact!!!"

Mr. Gua: Confused.jpg

The hearts of the people are scattered, and the team is not easy to lead! ! !

"So, I'm so beautiful, why doesn't Severus like me, why???" Chelsea almost patted the table and asked, this time it was Ye Xi who quickly raised her index finger to make her lower her voice, "You said Is it me or Evans???"

Ye Xi hesitated.

"You hesitated! You hesitated!!!" Chelsea's eyes widened. "Before I inherited my father's amazing beauty, you hesitated shamefully!"

"You are beautiful! You are the most beautiful!" Mr. Gua said immediately.

"You are perfunctory me!" Mr. Che was heartbroken.

Mr. Gua: Well, there is a saying that my mother sells criticism, I must say it!Why do women make things difficult for women! ?

"But think about it, only with a good-looking appearance can he have the desire to get to know you better, right? Boys of this age are all members of the Appearance Association, right?" Ye Xi wished he could use all his eighteen tricks of seduction It poured into Chelsea's mind, "What you have to do is to adjust the appearance of your new identity to be on the same starting line as Evans, or even higher than her starting line, and then defeat her with your connotation!"

Chelsea stared blankly at the impassioned Ye Xi, and then said in a daze, "Uh...you're right, let's go."

Ye Xi couldn't stop thinking: "What's wrong?"

"..." Chelsea pointed to the door, "You made too much noise just now, Mrs. Pince is coming to drive us away..."

They both ran away in desperation before Mrs. Pince with the feather duster arrived.

"Let me introduce you, this is Steve, Steve Rogers."

In any case, the Room of Requirement will be occupied by the protagonist anyway. The fellow Slytherin Avengers took Chelsea and Steve to have a cordial and friendly meeting. Pepper has been pulling and pulling for so many years, but you can’t figure it out, you said he knows how to love???) Mr. Tony, Mr. Shi Dake, who was forcibly pulled here.

Chelsea looked suspiciously at the blond and blue-eyed Steve, who was smiling like an angel: "Can you...help me?"

"Yeah." A certain captain who was forcibly pulled by Bucky.

"Hmm." Mr. Gua forcibly got rid of a certain Winter Soldier who was pulled over by the captain.

"Steve is a great touch, drawing is amazing, you can describe what the identity you want looks like, and Steve can help you draw it accordingly, you just need to follow this to find it. Can't find it It can also be fine-tuned with Transfiguration." Ye Xi explained.

Chelsea was still worried. Steve took out the drawing board in a good-tempered manner, and the others sat in a circle. The Room of Requirement thoughtfully provided the corresponding number of cushions. Bucky hugged a shield-shaped pillow, which was like a gray-green deer. He stared unblinkingly at Steve, who was holding a pencil.

"First of all, you still need black hair and eyes." Chelsea cleared her throat, "And then you must not be fat, but thin, with an oval face."

"How long does your hair have to be?" Steve asked.

"Long as me!" Chelsea compared her elbow-length hair. "It must be beautifully wavy! It can't be too straight, straight is ugly."

Natasha leaned on the lazy sofa and flipped through the latest "Daily Prophet". Suddenly, she elbowed Ye Xi, who was grinding her teeth and staring at Steve's Bucky Ye Xi turned around, Natasha pointed to the front page of an issue of "Daily Prophet", and Ye Xi leaned over to read it.

This is a very calm day for the newspaper, there is no big news, the editors of the newspaper can only rack their brains to choose some events that look sensational but are actually boring to write headlines, for example...for example, for example, um, A crazy fan stormed the office building of the Ministry of Magic in order to meet the god?

Seeing the headlines, Ye Xi thought it was a little funny: "Crazy fans are everywhere."

"No," Natasha said calmly, then pointed to the moving photo on the front page, "Look at this."

The photo recorded the appearance of the crazy witch being taken away by the Auror. The witch was cut off by the Auror, and her wand was confiscated. The witch just got her wish by attracting her male god, the current minister of the Ministry of Magic, because of the impact of her suspected terrorist attack. After seeing the male god, the witch was tortured away contentedly, and was about to face punishment or imprisonment. .

"Look at this." Maybe she was still worried about Ye Xi's IQ, so Natasha pointed to a figure on the cover, "This person."

Ye Xi fixed his eyes. It was a man standing beside the magic fountain of the Ministry of Magic. He was watching the witch being tortured away. He seemed to sense that the camera was filming. He turned his head slightly and showed a wry smile.

This man will always be the center of attention no matter where he is.He is tall and straight, handsome, and has a shining charm on him. Even in the photo, he has the power to make people unable to move their eyes.

"This is..." Ye Xi frowned to read the script.

"Minister." Natasha said succinctly, and then took out the second newspaper, "This one is more clear."

Newspapers need eye-catching front pages, and a shining minister is obviously the best person to put them on the headlines.

This was reported half a month ago. The minister attended the diplomatic note with the Romanian Minister of Magic and delivered a speech. The handsome minister stood with the Romanian minister, and the cameras were all chasing the charming man in every gesture.

The report was very long and boring, but the Minister's speech was very interesting.Ye Xi didn't read the report, but carefully looked at the smiling man shaking hands with the Romanian minister in the photo.

"This is... Voldemort." She whispered, and Natasha nodded, "Yes."

Really, so handsome, this man is so handsome.She understood why so many Death Eaters would rather have their souls sucked by the Dementors than follow him.

only……

Ye Xi frowned, looked at the smiling man in the photo, and looked up at Chelsea, who was dancing and describing the image in his mind to Steve.

"The nose must be straight, it must be straight, like my father, do you know what my father looks like? Also, the cheekbones should not be too high, it will look too cold, be more friendly, you understand, right? Like the little sister next door, it can arouse people's desire to protect."

Steve pursed his lips and tried to draw.

"Then I want a temperament that is weak and strong, cold and warm, kind but still cold." Chelsea continued, "It's quite simple, anyway, it needs to be charming."

Steve: ...I can't draw this!

"Hehe." Loki, who had been watching the show, laughed mockingly, "Do you still want your tears to turn into diamonds when you cry, and cherry blossom petals to fall from your body when you're happy?"

"Eh?" Chelsea opened her eyes happily, "Odinson, sure enough, you didn't disappoint me, I knew gay guys like you have good taste! You can have this one! But change it to purple irises blooming on the top of your head. Yes, my father likes this kind of flower best."

Ji Mei: ...Truck, I'm going to stab this brat to death! ! !

Natasha and Bucky tried their best to hold down the struggling Loki, and Tony spoke lazily:

"Don't waste your time, little girl," Tony waved his hand, "It's useless to have more settings, let me teach you, isn't it just a strategy for a little country boy who hasn't seen much in the world," said the professor's true love fan. Mr. Gua glared at Tony, "Beauty is of course necessary, but we still have to prescribe the right medicine."

Chelsea looked critically at Tony, um, curly brown hair, big watery eyes like caramel caramel, a small fleshy face... um...

So cute (no).

...With such a cute appearance, who would have believed that he would teach Mr. Che to successfully defeat Snape!

Nini: Is it my fault that I was too cute when I was a child? !

"Okay, then let's hear what you have to say." Chelsea said condescendingly, "Let me ask another question, are you really 12 years old? Are you the Ilvermorny of the United States?" Is skipping allowed?"

"Although you affirmed my IQ in disguise to be able to skip grades, but--thank you, I'm 12 years old, that's right!!!"

The middle-aged Nini rubbed her chin angrily, ah, it's really sad to lose his mustache!

"That's right, you want to attack Snape, right." Tony calmed down, "As far as I know, his real body is Alan Rickman, so you just invite him to watch a drama, the above. "

Mr. Gua: ...

Natasha: ……………

Bucky & Steve: ...?Who is Alan Rickman?

Loki: Pfft.

Che Boss: "Huh?"

"Well, just kidding, you old bastards are really stiff." Tony shrugged, "Come on, what a boy like him craves is attention and warmth, so he likes a lively girl like Lily Evans. All you have to do is To be a girl who is not quite the same type as Evans, but who can still give him warmth."

Chelsea sat up straight: "What kind?"

"Snape has been in conflict with Potter and the others, right?" Tony snapped his fingers, "Evans has always appeared as a mediator. To a certain extent, she is a protector. And you, you have to be a The protected one arouses Snape's desire to protect. Believe me, a boy with low self-esteem like him most hopes to have a girl who can reflect his own value appear and be protected by him. Next, you just need to impress him with your tenderness, listen He said, affirm his strengths and achievements, and he will naturally be captured by you."

Everyone in the Avengers applauded Tony.

Except for Rocky, of course.

Chelsea raised an objection: "But I can already arouse people's desire to protect, right? Dad always said that I am a weak little rabbit who needs his meticulous care and protection, isn't it?"

Tony: ... No wonder Voldemort lost in the end, because he was blind.

Ye Xi and Natasha looked at each other, and the suspicion in their hearts deepened.

"Are you sure something is wrong?"

"I'm sure." Ye Xi took a deep breath, "It deviates too much from my setting."

"What was the original setting like?" Natasha asked.

After dinner, Ye Xi sneaked into the empty classroom to meet Natasha under the pretext of going to the library to return books.

"The original setting is that she looks almost exactly the same as Voldemort, just a Tom Riddle with a softer face." Ye Xi gnawed on her fingernails, staring at all the newspaper clippings of Voldemort collected by Natasha, and even a few childhood photos. A photo of Chelsea and Voldemort, but not surprisingly, the father and daughter...

"Not like." Natasha pursed her lips and shook her head, "She's not like Voldemort. Although they both have black hair, there is no similarity between their eyebrows and eyes."

What's wrong with this?

"She was supposed to be Voldemort's alchemy Horcrux. Her body was artificially made using Voldemort's blood and soul." Ye Xi lowered her voice and whispered in Natasha's ear, "So there will never be any difference in appearance. Bad."

"That means," Natasha frowned, "her birth method has changed."

The author has something to say: I like the stalk of changing identities the most!

But the car is always real, it's a pain in the ass (funny face)

Offended all the fathers of Fulian one by one, but it doesn't matter, you still have your father Fu to protect you.