There are always different people who say it's my husband

Gan Xiaofeng looked at the person in front of him. Although the little Taoist said he was his little cousin, he was actually more than a head taller than him, and his figure was comparable to that of the fitness trainer Su Heng possessed. The overall conditions are more than enough than the above, and according to Gan Xiaofeng's now refreshed standard of no bottom line, this body has already satisfied him beyond satisfaction.

"What's your name."

"My name is Ke Ke Ke, Gao Ke Ke, Gao Meng." The young man coughed earth-shatteringly.

Gan Xiaofeng looked at the little Taoist priest blankly, what's going on?Students, please explain carefully.

Hehe, the little Taoist scratched his head in embarrassment: "I forgot, my little cousin has a problem since he was a child. He coughs violently when he talks, but there is nothing wrong with his body. As long as he doesn't talk, he will be fine."

"I'm really coughing and coughing. If you are afraid to see coughing, if you are afraid that my coughing will affect coughing, you don't have to cough coughing and let me talk. I cough coughing in good health. Come on me." Gao Meng was afraid that he would not satisfy Gan Xiaofeng, so he begged eagerly.

Gan Xiaofeng looked at Gao Meng in surprise. Although the little Taoist priest had already taught him about this supernatural madman before, it was still very novel to see this man begging for a ghost to possess him. Just marry a ghost to be your wife, ghosts are not good, the soul is so fragile and easily scattered by his cough, you should marry a ghost or something, after all, ghosts have cultivation bases and should be more difficult than ordinary ghosts.

"Brother Gang?"

Gan Xiaofeng came back to his senses: "It's just you, have you explained to your family? Have you dealt with the work for the past two days? Don't make any sudden problems."

"Okay, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, school, school holidays." Gao Meng's preparations were well done, and after receiving the call from the little Taoist priest Just take care of all the problems.

Gan Xiaofeng looked at Gao Meng in surprise, and thought he could be a teacher with such virtue!Didn't the students beat him up?

The little Taoist understood Gan Xiaofeng's doubts, and explained specifically: "He is a sports school teacher who specializes in physical training. He doesn't talk much in class. If he does, he should try to be as brief as possible. He only talks a little more when he is training people. Don't cough when training people."

Oh, it turns out that there is still this kind of operation. I don’t know what the students who were reprimanded by him will look like when they find out that the teacher is speaking normally. But think about it carefully. The second aunt of the Su family has asthma for many years, but she always scolds his son. He is full of breath, never panting, and it seems that it is quite refreshing to scold people.

"Then you are ready."

"En." Gao Meng stood at attention and asked, "Do you need to close your eyes?"

"up to you."

"Oh." Gao Meng closed his eyes and clenched his hands into fists, trying to remember the moment of being possessed.

When Gao Meng opened his eyes again, his eyes had completely changed. He looked at Gan Xiaofeng gently and said, "Baby, I'm coughing cough cough cough cough cough."

Gan Xiaofeng took the conversation directly and said: "Okay, okay, I know you are my husband, stop talking, be careful to cough yourself up, and pretend to turn around, I'll take a picture of my back first."

Su Heng turned around depressed. He finally found a normal body, but he couldn't speak. If he didn't speak, he would be suffocated to death, really!

Gan Xiaofeng posted the new back view on Weibo, and flipped through the comments of the previous back view. Very good, the second aunt of the landlord has already turned to the Antarctic penguin, and he feels very satisfied, as long as the focus of the netizens' discussion is not his own Abnormal state is ok.

I finally found a body free from external troubles and internal troubles. A few people are ready to go. Well, there are still some internal troubles, but they are not serious. Just don’t talk. The most important thing now is to find a body. No matter how good someone’s body is, it’s not as good My health is good.

Gao Meng prepared well, and even brought out his driver's license and ID card, so this time he can let Su Heng drive without worrying about him coughing as soon as he shows the way. Gan Xiaofeng was very satisfied with this, and praised the little Taoist priest Gao Meng was careful, and by the way belittled the little Taoist's confusion.

The little Taoist said depressedly that Gao Meng was a child from someone else's family that his parents said since he was a child. He was excellent in character and learning, serious and careful. All the teachers liked him. His only goal was to be a host. Unfortunately, the hardware conditions could not keep up.

Su Heng drove the car all the way to the suburbs, and stopped outside a familiar neighborhood: "Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough."

"Stop talking, stop talking, and call the police." Gan Xiaofeng looked at the neighborhood in front of him and said to the little Taoist priest, "Fake, see if this is the same as the third district."

The little Taoist got out of the car and took a closer look and said, "It's exactly the same, the tree stump over there was struck by lightning a few years ago."

"Then, are we driving back to the third district again? But it's only been driving for less than two hours, so it's not the right time."

"This is not the third district." The little Taoist said affirmatively: "What you see are illusions, but in fact this is a cave."

"The cave?"

"Yes." The little Taoist took out a few spells and distributed them to several people: "Putting this on your body will ensure that you will not be fascinated by illusions."

After Gan Xiaofeng took the talisman, the community in front of him slowly dissipated, and a huge cave appeared not far away. Gan Xiaofeng shook the talisman in his hand: "This thing is quite useful."

The little Taoist said solemnly: "Let's hurry up, this kind of spell can only last for two hours after it works, you follow me, some illusions cannot be broken by the spell."

"I really can't tell, you look like a Taoist priest when you look serious."

The little Taoist blushed: "I, I am a Taoist, let's go."

The little Taoist priest entered the cave first. The cave was cold and dark, and the steps of several people were hindered.

Gan Xiaofeng took out his mobile phone to take a picture, and found that he couldn't see anything. The little Taoist explained: "There are many illusions here, and the mobile phone is a vulgar thing, so it can't be seen through."

"Amitabha." The great monk recited the Buddha's name, and a faint Buddha's light slowly emitted from his body, slightly illuminating the road ahead. Although the light could not be very far, it barely supported the range in front of several people.

Gan Xiaofeng was a little surprised. I didn't expect the great monk to have such a hand. I thought that the great monk only had a big bald head that could reflect light, but I didn't expect that his whole body could shine. No wonder Master Wuqiang said that he would not regret bringing him. This is simply a mobile light.

The little Taoist looked at the big monk with burning eyes and admiration. It took a long time to practice to get out of it. It was so powerful. Slowly stabilize.

With the light source, several people continued to go deeper. The cave seemed to have no end. Gan Xiaofeng was so tired that he couldn't lift his legs. He sat down on the ground. Su Heng took out his mobile phone and looked at it. More than two hours had passed. For Gan Xiaofeng, an otaku Saying that it was the limit, Su Heng knelt down and helped him up and said, "Baby, cough cough cough cough, I will carry you on my back."

Gan Xiaofeng asked anxiously: "Aren't the three of you tired?"

Su Heng felt it for a while and said: "I don't feel tired, Gaokekekekekeke is a physical and capable teacher, forehead coughkekekekeke, his physical strength should, should, coughkekekekeh should not be bad. "

The great monk said hesitantly: "Amitabha, the practice in the temple also has physical aspects, and you won't feel tired."

"I, growing up in the mountains, do you think my physical strength will be poor?" The little Taoist may be the strongest among several people in terms of physical strength, even though he is thin and small.

Gan Xiaofeng was even more frustrated. Such a comparison made him look useless. Su Heng directly picked him up and said, "I, let's go with you, cough cough cough cough cough."

Hearing Su Heng's heart-piercing cough, Gan Xiaofeng felt strangely enslaved to a patient, especially guilty, but Su Heng didn't feel it, and walked steadily behind the little Taoist priest with his arms in his arms.

"You'd better put me down, or you can carry me on your back. It's too easy to get tired while holding me. I don't know what else will happen later. If I lose my strength, I will be in trouble."

"No, no, cough, cough, cough, it's not safe, just in case, cough, cough, cough..." Su Heng couldn't stop coughing.

Gan Xiaofeng stubbornly struggled down to let Su Heng breathe. It would be great if he coughed to death. He was still young, so Gan Xiaofeng refused to let Su Heng hug him no matter what, he gritted his teeth and stood up to support the stone wall.

After walking for an unknown distance, Gan Xiaofeng finally couldn't bear it anymore and collapsed on the ground: "I really can't walk anymore, I said fake, this cave is not an illusion, right?"

The little Taoist rarely said seriously: "No, I can see that this is a real cave. I am afraid that someone used formations to lengthen the sense of distance. If this is the case, we have walked for so long, and at most we only walked a few meters away. That's all."

"How many meters?" Gan Xiaofeng collapsed. This is the rhythm of being played to death. Angrily, he touched the stone in his hand and threw it towards the opposite wall. He didn't know what it hit. The monk looked carefully, and found that the stone had hit a door, but the door looked similar to the stone wall. If Gan Xiaofeng hadn't just hit the chain, he wouldn't have been able to find it.

The little Taoist observed carefully and said: "This door is not an illusion. We have been walking for so long and we have not seen our head. Maybe we can go in and try."

The big lock on the door was as big as a basketball. Several people studied it back and forth around the lock. There was no key and no lock hole. It was impossible to break it open. How to open it without thinking, Su Heng felt As if he had touched something, he turned over the lock, took out a handkerchief and wiped it vigorously a few times, revealing a small sentence engraved on the back, 'If you eat grapes, don't spit out the grape skins, if you don't eat grapes, spit out the grape skins'.

Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, what does this mean?Could it be that this is a combination lock, and the tongue twister is the password?

Gan Xiaofeng stepped forward and cleared his throat: "Ahem, if you eat grapes, you don't spit out the grape skins, and if you don't eat grapes, you spit out the grape skins."

The lock moved slightly, but it didn't open. Several people saw that there was a door, and the general direction was correct. The little Taoist stepped forward and said, "I'll try, maybe your Mandarin is not up to standard, cough cough, If you eat grapes, you don’t spit out the grape skins, if you don’t eat grapes, you spit out the grape skins.”

The lock still only shook slightly, the monk thought for a while and said, "Maybe it must be said by the person who discovered the code, or Master Su will try it?"

Gan Xiaofeng frowned: "He won't talk about next year when he reads tongue twisters."

Su Heng took a deep breath and said, "I'll try, cough, cough, eat grapes, cough, cough, cough, don't spit grapes, cough, cough, ah skin, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough. ...."

Su Heng coughed wildly, and Gan Xiaofeng was so anxious that he fed his breath and fed water again. The lock fell to the ground with a thud, and several people looked at each other speechlessly. It fell off before the spell was finished. Could it be that it was shaken away? ?

The author has something to say:

Swearing is a real thing. I know an aunt who coughed and wheezed when she was young, but when she quarreled with her husband, her voice was high and she never breathed.