There are always different people who say it's my husband

The beauty was planning to go to the public toilet of the hotel just now, and she was wondering why she ran to the toilet in the guest room, but after being made such a fuss, all doubts were thrown away. Anyway, she just wanted to go to the toilet, not where to go , It’s all over anyway, the point now is that these bastards really need to clean up.

Several boys stood in a row in the corner like children who did something wrong, and the beauties took the iron pipes they brought in just now and scolded one by one: "You are so brave, you dare to bring weapons here, you have to be strong, right?" .”

The little Taoist couldn't help shrinking his neck when he saw a few 1.8-meter-high old men being trained like a group of little quails. He used to imagine what his future Taoist partner would look like, but now he completely gave up Thinking, women are really tigers, so scary.

Gan Xiaofeng watched it with gusto. He especially liked watching Hu Yifei. He liked this kind of bright and hot-tempered pretty girl. Of course, it was limited to what he liked to watch, and he couldn't exceed the limit, otherwise Su Heng would have no way of serving him.

Several obedient boys who had been reprimanded came over to apologize to Gan Xiaofeng and the three of them one by one, especially the one who claimed to be the girl's boyfriend, bowed three times directly in front of Su Heng, and slapped the boy on the head with a beautiful face , the boy opened his mouth and howled, Gan Xiaofeng thought to himself, beautiful girl, are you helping me or angering me, just now it was just like saying goodbye to the dead body, but now she is crying directly, do you want to give me a surprise or something.

After apologizing, the beauty left with a bunch of quails. Gan Xiaofeng secretly took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the beauty's back. Although he didn't have the guts to post it on Weibo, he wanted to keep it as a collection. A proper history of Su Henghei

After the chaotic people left, Gan Xiaofeng said to the air: "Brother Heng, if you are still here, you will be impostor."

"Why again..." Before the little Taoist could finish complaining, Su Heng went straight up on him, leaned in front of Gan Xiaofeng and called out baby.

The great monk turned his back and recited Amitabha silently.

Gan Xiaofeng asked with a smile: "The beautiful sister just now has at least 36D, how does it feel?"

"You even know 36D?"

"Go away, I think it's really cool when you touch it."

Su Heng made a memory and said: "Let me recall it, that taste, tsk tsk."

"Su, Heng!"

"Okay, okay, I know I was wrong, I was really careless." Su Heng stretched out four fingers to the sky: "If I lie, I will only find women if I become possessed in the future."

"Then go out and look for the body. After we find it, we can go out and find clues."

"it is good."

After Su Heng left, Gan Xiaofeng took the big monk and the little Taoist priest to start the game to guess what kind of person the next person would be. He wanted to participate, but he couldn't stand up to the other two people's flirting, or coercion, so he had no choice but to say two words: woman, probably because he didn't think it was specific enough, so he added another adjective: a woman with advanced aesthetics and an even complexion.

Gan Xiaofeng and the little Taoist were caught in a brainstorm. Women can easily understand, but what the hell is an even skin tone? If there is no skin disease, wouldn’t everyone have an even skin tone?Is there any other interpretation of this word?There is also aesthetic advancement, how advanced is it?

Two pairs of big eyes looking for knowledge looked at the great monk, and the great monk shook his head: "Amitabha, the Buddha said that you can't say it, you can't say it."

Gan Xiaofeng narrowed his eyes and said, "If you don't tell us, I'll let Su Heng go up to you and kill the counterfeit. Are you afraid of breaking the killing ring?"

.......

The big monk was a little shaken, and the little Taoist said angrily: "Is my life not as good as what the Buddha said? Besides, the Buddha didn't come again."

There was a knock on the door outside, Gan Xiaofeng and the little Taoist left the big monk who was still struggling, and scrambled to the door to see what the hell was the advanced aesthetics and even skin tone.

Gan Xiaofeng's physical strength was even better, and he pushed the little Taoist priest to his side and opened the door. Outside the door stood a woman dressed in an indescribable dress. The woman leaned against the door frame and asked coquettishly, "Is Xiansen the service you ordered?"

Gan Xiaofeng felt that a thunderbolt had struck his fragile heart. Could it be that he was ahead of his aesthetics?Did Su Heng not even let the scumbags go unnoticed?She's still at least 40 years old and a woman with disordered aesthetics.

The great monk was relatively calm. He came over and said that the benefactor knocked on the wrong door, and then closed the door calmly. Gan Xiaofeng heaved a sigh of relief. It turned out that he went to the wrong door. If this was really Su Heng, he would goug his own eyes immediately so as not to see too much. It's scary to change your mind.

When the knock on the door sounded again, the battle between Gan Xiaofeng and the little Taoist priest started again. Due to the shock just now, Gan Xiaofeng lost the excellent geographical position, and the little Taoist priest squeezed in front due to his petite stature, ahem, yes Yes, that's right, it's petite. He triumphantly opened the door and glanced at it, then closed the door resolutely, looking at Gan Xiaofeng sympathetically.

Gan Xiaofeng felt terrified at the sight of the little Taoist priest, and withdrew his hand that had already moved the doorknob, a little afraid to look at it. Could it be that the naughty girl thought she knocked on the right door and came back?The little Taoist stepped back silently and made a please gesture to Gan Xiaofeng, please welcome your beautiful bride.

Gan Xiaofeng asked quietly through the crack of the door: "Who are you?"

A sweet loli voice from outside the door quietly replied: "Baby, I am your husband."

As soon as she heard the voice of Lolita, the sweet and pretty appearance of Sister Su Heng immediately appeared in Gan Xiaofeng's mind, and she replied in a broken voice: "Don't call me baby, I don't want to call you husband either."

"Amitabha." The great monk advised, "Let Su benefactor come in first, because he will attract attention if he stays outside for a long time."

Gan Xiaofeng was right after thinking about it, so he closed his eyes and opened the door and said, "Come in first."

After Su Heng came in, the great monk was also taken aback. Although he had already figured out the general situation, seeing it with his own eyes was still quite a psychological shock, so he hurriedly closed his eyes and recited Amitabha.

"Baby, I really can't do anything this time. I sensed my body as soon as I went out. I was in a hurry and didn't pay attention and bumped into her. When I saw that it was just working, I came back to find you. Let's change it when we are done." ?”

Gan Xiaofeng closed his eyes and said: "Not long ago, you just told me that if you lie, you can only find women if you possess yourself in the future."

Su Heng felt wronged: "This was really an accident. It was too dark outside and I was too anxious, so I just didn't escape for a while."

Accident?Hehehe.

The little Taoist chimed in and said, "Take a look, I think it's pretty good."

Good?Gan Xiaofeng quietly opened one eye and took a peek, my god, there is nothing wrong with the thunder rolling, he turned his back to Su Heng, opened his eyes and said to the little Taoist priest, "Are you right?" 'What is the misunderstanding of these three words?"

"No." The little Taoist shook his head with an innocent expression: "I just think it's a good pairing for him to match you like this."

"Fuck, are you looking for chops?" Gan Xiaofeng began to jump up and down all over the room chasing and beating the little Taoist priest.

The little Taoist didn't get caught by dodging all kinds of things because of his small size, and he took people to Su Heng's side at every turn. Gan Xiaofeng always saw Su Heng inadvertently, and then the little Taoist took advantage of Su Heng's frightening. slip away for a while.

Finally, Su Heng seized the opportunity and hugged Gan Xiaofeng: "Don't chase after me, what should I do if I'm exhausted."

Gan Xiaofeng covered his eyes and said, "I've been frightened by you, whether I'm tired or not is nothing but floating clouds."

Su Heng said helplessly: "Isn't it just possessing a black man? It's not like you haven't seen it before. What's so scary?"

"Don't you know what this body looks like?"

"I don't know. As soon as I feel it, I will come to you. Black people all look similar, so how ugly can they be?"

Gan Xiaofeng plucked up the courage to look directly at that face and said, "Darling, I've seen a lot of black people, and there are some good-looking people, and there's nothing wrong with being black, just go look in the mirror and you'll know."

Su Heng dubiously walked into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. He thought he had seen a ghost. Before he went out this time and saw his face clearly, he accidentally bumped into this body. When he came back, he saw the color of his hands just because he thought it was I was dressed in a black man, but I didn't expect that being black was not a problem. If it was white skin, it might be more scary. I finally understood why the security guards kept looking at me when I came in just now.

This little girl is probably from the hip-hop family, but she is not very reliable. The person in the mirror has dark skin, and the light green trendy shirt on him looks like a black-hearted scallion. Her big sexy lips are painted Red lip gloss, exaggerated bright blue eye shadow painted on the small eyes that can hardly be opened, a row of pierced ears, colorful earrings that are not arranged regularly, and a big bun tied on top of the curly hair on the top of the head. The bright pink bow is the kind that Donald Duck's wife wears.

Su Heng felt that this was the worst time for black people and hip-hop people to be hacked. It was not that he had never seen black people and hip-hop people before, but they were all people with relatively normal aesthetics. It was the first time in his life that he saw such No wonder Gan Xiaofeng couldn't accept the weird aesthetics, let alone him, he couldn't accept it himself.

When Su Heng came out, Gan Xiaofeng had already put on the big sunglasses he usually went out with, "Okay, let's go."

"Where is it?"

"Don't you say you have sensed your body? Go out and look for it."

"Cough, so what." Su Heng said with difficulty: "I think, I go out in this outfit, cough, there is something like that, you know, it's too attractive."

Hmph, Gan Xiaofeng sneered and said, "I guess you were already attracting attention when you came back just now."

"Amitabha, my little monk has a way."

"what?"

The great monk clasped his hands together and said, "My senior sister, Qingfeng, is also in Q City, and she is also Huo Ming. I can ask her for help, so that I don't have to worry about my health, and my family and friends will not attract too much attention when they come to me."

Gan Xiaofeng sorted out his thoughts: "The monk's senior sister...a nun? Do you think a nun with three big men will not be eye-catching?"

"This..."

The little Taoist suddenly remembered that he had someone he could trust in City Q: "I remembered, my little cousin is also in City Q, Huo Ming, he listens to me very much, he is trustworthy, I can call him over."

Gan Xiaofeng thought for a while, although one more person would be more dangerous, but now Su Heng urgently needs a reliable body, and at least it is a man, the body of the big monk and the little Taoist can't always be occupied, after all, if something happens, they need them Help, a few people together decided to ask the little Taoist's cousin to help.

The little Taoist priest's cousin is a supernatural fan, and when he heard about it, he agreed to come over to help without saying a word, and showed up at the door on time half an hour later.

Gan Xiaofeng nodded in satisfaction after opening the door, yes, he is a normal person.

"Hi, I'm cough cough cough cough cough cough cough..."

Gan Xiaofeng: "..."

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The little sugarcane who used to have high requirements on appearance now only needs to be a normal person

Little Sugarcane's heart is bitter, it's not sweet anymore, humming.