There are always different people who say it's my husband
Chapter 12 Don't Bully People Casually
By the time Gan Xiaofeng came to his senses, he had already returned to the room. There was a circle of people waiting for him to explain. The people present included the great monk who had been possessed by Su Heng, his master Master Incompetent, and the young man who had been possessed by Su Heng. The Taoist priest and his master Yuhe Taoist priest, the little drug seller who was possessed by Su Heng, and his family's parent, the handsome uncle.
Gan Xiaofeng summed it up, basically he bullied the young ones, attracted the old ones, and the elders came to his door, but these elders couldn't afford to offend them, but they couldn't be afraid that Su Heng would be sent for autopsy , He repeatedly confirmed with the people in front of him that they would not speak out, and then he planned to tell the whole thing, after all, he really needs help now.
The atmosphere was a little tense, Gan Xiaofeng took a deep breath, and was hopeless, pointing to the non-staff personnel and asked: "The two of them don't seem to have anything to do with this matter, Su Heng has never been attached to them."
Ling Beibei raised his hand obediently and said: "My name is Ling Beibei, and his name is Chen Nan. I'm your crazy fan. I really like to see you and Su Hengxiu in love. I won't tell it for my life. Let us watch Well!"
Gan Xiaofeng looked at Ling Beibei sincerely and said: "I'm pure zero too, it doesn't work for me if you act cute, I don't like that."
Ling Beibei put away his cute pouting face in a second, poked the handsome guy next to him and said, "Brother Nannan, go up."
Chen Nan stood up, and his tall figure immediately oppressed him. For the thousand and one time, Gan Xiaofeng hated his immature height, and silently retreated behind Su Heng. You have a man and I have a man. Who is afraid of others?
How could Su Heng tolerate others bullying his wife like this, he stood up and wanted to press back, but this time he possessed an old man, who was more than vicious when he glared at him, and Gan Xiaofeng pressed his man with a heart Sit down, the current physical condition is not very good, so let's be good first.
Su Heng said to Chen Nan the first sentence after changing his body: "If you dare to bully my wife, I will attach myself to you and go out to pick up girls."
Ling Beibei stood in front of Chen Nan, and the drug seller said in surprise: "I'll fuck you, this is cruel enough, uncle, stay away from him, this person is too bad."
The great monk stepped forward and said: "Amitabha, the benefactor, the poor monk advises the benefactor..."
Su Heng interrupted the monk's words: "What are you persuading me? Are you persuading me to be kind? Do you also want to break the precept, Bubble Flower Girl or something? I will help you."
The big monk shut up and backed away. Su Heng looked at the Taoist priest and his disciples. The young Taoist priest said weakly, "I'm still a sick person. I'm not interested in women. Please let me go."
Gan Xiaofeng approached the little Taoist priest and smiled, "Didn't you always emphasize that you are a straight man? Why are you not interested in women now?"
The little Taoist said confidently: "I was scared by him, can you please lock him up and don't let him out if there is nothing wrong."
Gan Xiaofeng looked at the old man next to him with a heartbroken heart, and wanted to lock him up too, it was so frightening, this body must be at least 60 years old, it is really hard to call her husband, but that man still has a face I don't think I call myself a baby, and for the first time in my life, the word "baby" has a psychological shadow.
"Amitabha." Incompetent Master finally said: "Benefactor, if you want to save yourself, it is better to tell the whole story. Although the poor monk is not a high-spirited monk, he thinks that his cultivation is not bad, and maybe he can help the benefactor a little. "
Daoist Yuhe echoed, "That's right, little friend, you might as well speak up, maybe there is something Pindao can help you with."
Gan Xiaofeng and Su Heng looked at each other, let's talk, Su Heng started from the day he went out to eat breakfast, the drug seller and Ling Beibei were all excited, and there are really aliens, isn't Labrador What kind of dog? How did it become the name of the planet? After Su Heng finished speaking, the scene turned into a gossip meeting for curious babies. Ling Beibei and the drug seller asked all kinds of questions one after another. Even the little Taoist couldn't bear it. Zhu Zhu dragged his sickly body to join in the fun.
Incompetent Master and Yuhe Daoist are both masters outside Fangwai. The great monk is honest by nature and does not get involved in the excitement of the children. The handsome uncle and Chen Nan looked at each other, shook their heads and went forward to take their children away. No one stopped the Taoist priest, he asked the deepest question in his heart: "I have one last question, how did I get a fever, and what did you do on my body."
Gan Xiaofeng crossed his legs and said, "Don't you just want to ask him if I fucked you, and sue you if I didn't. He just caught cold from kicking at night."
The little Taoist shrank back into the quilt and slandered, this person didn't sleep well and kicked the quilt and hurt himself, he is not a good person.
After finishing the story and answering the questions of the little reporters, Gan Xiaofeng and Su Heng looked at Master Wu Neng and Daoist Yuhe with hope, Master Wu Neng put his hands together and closed his eyes for a long time before he opened his mouth and said: "The person who snatched the body of the benefactor It’s from another time and space, it’s not an alien at all, don’t worry, benefactor.”
Su Heng said in his heart that I can't rest assured, whether he is an alien or not, it is true that his body was taken away.
"Can the horoscope of the donor's birthday be told to the poor monk?"
Su Heng hesitated for a moment. The horoscope of birth date is not a nonsense, especially for those who claim to be good, let alone show them indiscriminately.
Upon seeing this, Master Incompetence said: "Don't worry about the benefactor. The poor monk just wants to calculate whether the benefactor's fate meets the requirements of that person. If not, he may let the benefactor go."
After hearing this, Gan Xiaofeng asked anxiously: "You mean that person wants his body? Then he is no longer in his body, is his body already occupied, and he can't go back."
"It doesn't matter, if that person wants to fully fuse with Su's body, he must completely refine Su's soul after possessing him. The person who released Su's soul can be regarded as saving his life."
Gan Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief, and decided to thank that person after getting Su Heng's body back, and introduce a good husband to that person.
Su Heng wrote his birthday horoscope on a piece of paper and handed it to Master Incompetent. Master Incompetent closed his eyes and calculated it before handing it to Daoist Yuhe. After the calculation, Daoist Yuhe looked at him and nodded.
Seeing the reactions of the two masters, Su Heng knew in his mind: "Yes?"
Daoist Yuhe moved his right hand slightly, and the note in his hand was naturally without fire. He saw that it was completely burned before he said: "Little friend has a fairy spirit. Previously, the poor Taoist only thought that the little friend had been taken care of by some fairy family. It turned out that the Xian family went down to the earth to rebuild their physical bodies, and their poor eyes are dumb."
Su Heng was taken aback, thinking about making a TV series, but then he thought about it, it would be bizarre enough for him to be able to change his body back and forth, and it would not be surprising to have a fairy, ghost, god or Buddha. He comforted himself in his heart for a long time, and kept brainwashing himself to educate himself It's true, and after finally digesting it, I asked: "What is rebuilding the physical body?"
Daoist Yuhe replied: "The immortal family is not immortal. If the real body is destroyed and the soul is still alive, then you can rebuild the real body and become a fairy again."
The little Taoist asked: "Isn't that just reincarnation and re-cultivation? How is it different from ordinary people?"
Daoist Yuhe said, "No, it is not necessary for the immortal family to re-cultivate the real body without going through the calamity again. You must know how many cultivators have been wiped out during the calamity, and the rebuilt body is already a fairy because of the soul, so there are some cultivators who want to get something for nothing. They will seize the body of the recultivator before he awakens to refine his soul and take it as his own."
After listening to Yuhe Taoist's explanation, Su Heng summed up an attribute for himself: "What do you mean, I am a piece of Tang monk meat now?"
Yu and Daoist didn't speak, but the expressions on their faces told Su Heng clearly, yes, you are a piece of Tang monk meat now.
Gan Xiaofeng looked at Su Heng with a mysterious expression on his face, and his mind was filled with bullet screens. I actually married a god, I actually married a god, god... He swallowed hard and asked, "Master Taoist?" , what you said is true?"
Daoist Yuhe replied gently: "Naturally, otherwise, do you think anyone's soul can possess you at will?"
Gan Xiaofeng was right when he thought about it. Those who can possess themselves at will are not normal people. He asked Su Heng pitifully: "Old man, will you go back to heaven in the future, and will you not want me?"
What?old man?Su Heng said with a serious face: "Young man, I'll give you a chance to ask again."
Gan Xiaofeng curled his lips and turned Su Heng's head to the dressing mirror. The faces of his grandparents and grandchildren in the mirror formed a strong contrast. Su Heng silently vowed in his heart that he must find a young man next time. He glanced at Chen Nan and added, more than Young and tall and handsome.
Su Heng looked at Taoist Priest Yuhe with hope: "Prince Taoist, please show me the way."
Yuhe Daochang took out a piece of talisman and pasted it on Su Heng's chest, took Gan Xiaofeng's hand, took the blood from his fingertips and dripped it on the talisman, and the talisman slowly disappeared. Su Heng touched his chest. It felt weird to be burned.
Daoist Yuhe told Su Heng: "Ten fingers connect to the heart, and the blood from the fingertips is also the blood from the heart. This talisman paper contains the blood from the fingertips of the person you love, and it has soaked into your soul. As long as the relationship between you If the love is not extinguished, no one can refine your soul, the poor cultivation base is limited, we can only protect your soul, the rest is up to the incompetent master."
Su Heng was very happy to be able to save his life first, and he sincerely thanked Priest Yuhe for occupying his apprentice's body, not only did he not beat him, but he also saved his life, which deserves his respect.
Seeing that Yuhe Daoist had saved Su Heng's soul, Master Incompetent said, "There will be a connection between the benefactor and his body. If the benefactor finds the body, please inform the poor monk in time. The poor monk has his own way to take him in. "
"Then how can I contact the master."
"The Ching Ming Society will follow the benefactor, don't worry." Master Wu Neng signaled the great monk behind him to stay.
The great monk clasped his palms together and bowed to the incompetent master to express his acceptance.
Yuhe Taoist also said that the little Taoist priest can stay, Su He and Gan Xiaofeng have the same reaction, leaving two bastards really want to help us?
Daoist Yuhe answered the question in time: "You two can rest assured, although this disciple of Pingdao is not good at learning, he is very talented. He has a photographic memory since he was a child, and he can see some special things."
Gan Xiaofeng blurted out: "Yin-yang eyes? No, why can't he see Brother Heng's possession?"
"No, he can see through some disguises, such as this." The whisk in Taoist Yuhe's hand turned into a string of Buddhist beads: "What the benefactor sees now is the disguise made by Pindao's magic. In the eyes of Maung'er, this is still A whisk."
Oh, Gan Xiaofeng nodded, and gave a thumbs up, very powerful, then looked at the big monk, the big monk touched his bald head honestly and said: "The little monk is not as good as the little Taoist master, and he only knows some simple things."
The incompetent master said profoundly: "donor, don't worry, the benefits outweigh the disadvantages of going on the road with Qingming."
Su Heng clasped his hands together: "Then I would like to thank the two masters."
The author has something to say:
Two people turned into four people, there is Tang Seng head, a Tang Sanzang with three apprentices
Gan Xiaofeng summed it up, basically he bullied the young ones, attracted the old ones, and the elders came to his door, but these elders couldn't afford to offend them, but they couldn't be afraid that Su Heng would be sent for autopsy , He repeatedly confirmed with the people in front of him that they would not speak out, and then he planned to tell the whole thing, after all, he really needs help now.
The atmosphere was a little tense, Gan Xiaofeng took a deep breath, and was hopeless, pointing to the non-staff personnel and asked: "The two of them don't seem to have anything to do with this matter, Su Heng has never been attached to them."
Ling Beibei raised his hand obediently and said: "My name is Ling Beibei, and his name is Chen Nan. I'm your crazy fan. I really like to see you and Su Hengxiu in love. I won't tell it for my life. Let us watch Well!"
Gan Xiaofeng looked at Ling Beibei sincerely and said: "I'm pure zero too, it doesn't work for me if you act cute, I don't like that."
Ling Beibei put away his cute pouting face in a second, poked the handsome guy next to him and said, "Brother Nannan, go up."
Chen Nan stood up, and his tall figure immediately oppressed him. For the thousand and one time, Gan Xiaofeng hated his immature height, and silently retreated behind Su Heng. You have a man and I have a man. Who is afraid of others?
How could Su Heng tolerate others bullying his wife like this, he stood up and wanted to press back, but this time he possessed an old man, who was more than vicious when he glared at him, and Gan Xiaofeng pressed his man with a heart Sit down, the current physical condition is not very good, so let's be good first.
Su Heng said to Chen Nan the first sentence after changing his body: "If you dare to bully my wife, I will attach myself to you and go out to pick up girls."
Ling Beibei stood in front of Chen Nan, and the drug seller said in surprise: "I'll fuck you, this is cruel enough, uncle, stay away from him, this person is too bad."
The great monk stepped forward and said: "Amitabha, the benefactor, the poor monk advises the benefactor..."
Su Heng interrupted the monk's words: "What are you persuading me? Are you persuading me to be kind? Do you also want to break the precept, Bubble Flower Girl or something? I will help you."
The big monk shut up and backed away. Su Heng looked at the Taoist priest and his disciples. The young Taoist priest said weakly, "I'm still a sick person. I'm not interested in women. Please let me go."
Gan Xiaofeng approached the little Taoist priest and smiled, "Didn't you always emphasize that you are a straight man? Why are you not interested in women now?"
The little Taoist said confidently: "I was scared by him, can you please lock him up and don't let him out if there is nothing wrong."
Gan Xiaofeng looked at the old man next to him with a heartbroken heart, and wanted to lock him up too, it was so frightening, this body must be at least 60 years old, it is really hard to call her husband, but that man still has a face I don't think I call myself a baby, and for the first time in my life, the word "baby" has a psychological shadow.
"Amitabha." Incompetent Master finally said: "Benefactor, if you want to save yourself, it is better to tell the whole story. Although the poor monk is not a high-spirited monk, he thinks that his cultivation is not bad, and maybe he can help the benefactor a little. "
Daoist Yuhe echoed, "That's right, little friend, you might as well speak up, maybe there is something Pindao can help you with."
Gan Xiaofeng and Su Heng looked at each other, let's talk, Su Heng started from the day he went out to eat breakfast, the drug seller and Ling Beibei were all excited, and there are really aliens, isn't Labrador What kind of dog? How did it become the name of the planet? After Su Heng finished speaking, the scene turned into a gossip meeting for curious babies. Ling Beibei and the drug seller asked all kinds of questions one after another. Even the little Taoist couldn't bear it. Zhu Zhu dragged his sickly body to join in the fun.
Incompetent Master and Yuhe Daoist are both masters outside Fangwai. The great monk is honest by nature and does not get involved in the excitement of the children. The handsome uncle and Chen Nan looked at each other, shook their heads and went forward to take their children away. No one stopped the Taoist priest, he asked the deepest question in his heart: "I have one last question, how did I get a fever, and what did you do on my body."
Gan Xiaofeng crossed his legs and said, "Don't you just want to ask him if I fucked you, and sue you if I didn't. He just caught cold from kicking at night."
The little Taoist shrank back into the quilt and slandered, this person didn't sleep well and kicked the quilt and hurt himself, he is not a good person.
After finishing the story and answering the questions of the little reporters, Gan Xiaofeng and Su Heng looked at Master Wu Neng and Daoist Yuhe with hope, Master Wu Neng put his hands together and closed his eyes for a long time before he opened his mouth and said: "The person who snatched the body of the benefactor It’s from another time and space, it’s not an alien at all, don’t worry, benefactor.”
Su Heng said in his heart that I can't rest assured, whether he is an alien or not, it is true that his body was taken away.
"Can the horoscope of the donor's birthday be told to the poor monk?"
Su Heng hesitated for a moment. The horoscope of birth date is not a nonsense, especially for those who claim to be good, let alone show them indiscriminately.
Upon seeing this, Master Incompetence said: "Don't worry about the benefactor. The poor monk just wants to calculate whether the benefactor's fate meets the requirements of that person. If not, he may let the benefactor go."
After hearing this, Gan Xiaofeng asked anxiously: "You mean that person wants his body? Then he is no longer in his body, is his body already occupied, and he can't go back."
"It doesn't matter, if that person wants to fully fuse with Su's body, he must completely refine Su's soul after possessing him. The person who released Su's soul can be regarded as saving his life."
Gan Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief, and decided to thank that person after getting Su Heng's body back, and introduce a good husband to that person.
Su Heng wrote his birthday horoscope on a piece of paper and handed it to Master Incompetent. Master Incompetent closed his eyes and calculated it before handing it to Daoist Yuhe. After the calculation, Daoist Yuhe looked at him and nodded.
Seeing the reactions of the two masters, Su Heng knew in his mind: "Yes?"
Daoist Yuhe moved his right hand slightly, and the note in his hand was naturally without fire. He saw that it was completely burned before he said: "Little friend has a fairy spirit. Previously, the poor Taoist only thought that the little friend had been taken care of by some fairy family. It turned out that the Xian family went down to the earth to rebuild their physical bodies, and their poor eyes are dumb."
Su Heng was taken aback, thinking about making a TV series, but then he thought about it, it would be bizarre enough for him to be able to change his body back and forth, and it would not be surprising to have a fairy, ghost, god or Buddha. He comforted himself in his heart for a long time, and kept brainwashing himself to educate himself It's true, and after finally digesting it, I asked: "What is rebuilding the physical body?"
Daoist Yuhe replied: "The immortal family is not immortal. If the real body is destroyed and the soul is still alive, then you can rebuild the real body and become a fairy again."
The little Taoist asked: "Isn't that just reincarnation and re-cultivation? How is it different from ordinary people?"
Daoist Yuhe said, "No, it is not necessary for the immortal family to re-cultivate the real body without going through the calamity again. You must know how many cultivators have been wiped out during the calamity, and the rebuilt body is already a fairy because of the soul, so there are some cultivators who want to get something for nothing. They will seize the body of the recultivator before he awakens to refine his soul and take it as his own."
After listening to Yuhe Taoist's explanation, Su Heng summed up an attribute for himself: "What do you mean, I am a piece of Tang monk meat now?"
Yu and Daoist didn't speak, but the expressions on their faces told Su Heng clearly, yes, you are a piece of Tang monk meat now.
Gan Xiaofeng looked at Su Heng with a mysterious expression on his face, and his mind was filled with bullet screens. I actually married a god, I actually married a god, god... He swallowed hard and asked, "Master Taoist?" , what you said is true?"
Daoist Yuhe replied gently: "Naturally, otherwise, do you think anyone's soul can possess you at will?"
Gan Xiaofeng was right when he thought about it. Those who can possess themselves at will are not normal people. He asked Su Heng pitifully: "Old man, will you go back to heaven in the future, and will you not want me?"
What?old man?Su Heng said with a serious face: "Young man, I'll give you a chance to ask again."
Gan Xiaofeng curled his lips and turned Su Heng's head to the dressing mirror. The faces of his grandparents and grandchildren in the mirror formed a strong contrast. Su Heng silently vowed in his heart that he must find a young man next time. He glanced at Chen Nan and added, more than Young and tall and handsome.
Su Heng looked at Taoist Priest Yuhe with hope: "Prince Taoist, please show me the way."
Yuhe Daochang took out a piece of talisman and pasted it on Su Heng's chest, took Gan Xiaofeng's hand, took the blood from his fingertips and dripped it on the talisman, and the talisman slowly disappeared. Su Heng touched his chest. It felt weird to be burned.
Daoist Yuhe told Su Heng: "Ten fingers connect to the heart, and the blood from the fingertips is also the blood from the heart. This talisman paper contains the blood from the fingertips of the person you love, and it has soaked into your soul. As long as the relationship between you If the love is not extinguished, no one can refine your soul, the poor cultivation base is limited, we can only protect your soul, the rest is up to the incompetent master."
Su Heng was very happy to be able to save his life first, and he sincerely thanked Priest Yuhe for occupying his apprentice's body, not only did he not beat him, but he also saved his life, which deserves his respect.
Seeing that Yuhe Daoist had saved Su Heng's soul, Master Incompetent said, "There will be a connection between the benefactor and his body. If the benefactor finds the body, please inform the poor monk in time. The poor monk has his own way to take him in. "
"Then how can I contact the master."
"The Ching Ming Society will follow the benefactor, don't worry." Master Wu Neng signaled the great monk behind him to stay.
The great monk clasped his palms together and bowed to the incompetent master to express his acceptance.
Yuhe Taoist also said that the little Taoist priest can stay, Su He and Gan Xiaofeng have the same reaction, leaving two bastards really want to help us?
Daoist Yuhe answered the question in time: "You two can rest assured, although this disciple of Pingdao is not good at learning, he is very talented. He has a photographic memory since he was a child, and he can see some special things."
Gan Xiaofeng blurted out: "Yin-yang eyes? No, why can't he see Brother Heng's possession?"
"No, he can see through some disguises, such as this." The whisk in Taoist Yuhe's hand turned into a string of Buddhist beads: "What the benefactor sees now is the disguise made by Pindao's magic. In the eyes of Maung'er, this is still A whisk."
Oh, Gan Xiaofeng nodded, and gave a thumbs up, very powerful, then looked at the big monk, the big monk touched his bald head honestly and said: "The little monk is not as good as the little Taoist master, and he only knows some simple things."
The incompetent master said profoundly: "donor, don't worry, the benefits outweigh the disadvantages of going on the road with Qingming."
Su Heng clasped his hands together: "Then I would like to thank the two masters."
The author has something to say:
Two people turned into four people, there is Tang Seng head, a Tang Sanzang with three apprentices
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