There are always different people who say it's my husband

The drug seller shrank his neck when he returned to the pharmacy. The handsome uncle patted his head and asked, "What's the matter? Is it cold outside?"

"No." The pharmacist said with a guilty conscience, "I think my uncle may be implicated by me again this time."

The handsome uncle raised his eyebrows: "What's the matter, someone is greeting our uncle again."

"almost."

Facts have proved that it's not about to happen, but it has already happened. Gan Xiaofeng greeted the drug seller brother 5 times in 38 minutes, his second uncle 46 times, and his 308th generation ancestor [-] times.

What?The time is too short to say so many times? NO, NO, NO, the great inventor of multiplication has long since solved this problem. Gan Xiaofeng only said that your uncle who sells medicine × 38, your second uncle who sells medicine × 46, and the eighteenth generation of your ancestor who sold medicine × 308, Simple and easy to vent.

Seeing that Gan Xiaofeng was still muttering about multiplication, the little Taoist got up secretly and wanted to escape, but just as he got off the ground, he fell dizzy and fell to the ground. Just lie down on the bed."

The little Taoist collapsed, tears streaming down his face: "You beast, what did you do to me? You beast, you fuck, you take advantage of people's danger."

"I didn't take advantage of others' danger. You were quite cooperative last night." Gan Xiaofeng thought, the little Taoist priest's obedient motionlessness during the needle injection was considered cooperative, even though he was unconscious at the time.

"Go away, it's against the law! I'm a straight man!"

Gan Xiaofeng straightened up and said with a smile: "Straight man, most straight men know that they have a fever but they don't think that someone else did something. You are really straight."

"I like reading Tanmei novels, okay? Haven't you heard of a rotten boy? You're really out."

"I know about rotten men, but if you really like reading Tanmei novels, don't you know that it will hurt after the first time? It's not the pain above you, it's the pain below you." Gan Xiaofeng posted it suddenly, and followed the little Taoist priest The waist slides down.

"Ah, ah, hooligan." The little Taoist grabbed the quilt next to him and wrapped himself up tightly, only showing a pair of eyes outside. The speed was so fast that he couldn't see that he was suffering from a high fever. suffer from.

"Ahahahahahaha." Gan Xiaofeng laughed wildly while supporting the cabinet, wiping away tears and said, "You, what are you, this, this is so fun, I, I burst into tears, laughing out."

"how could you do this!"

Gan Xiaofeng said blankly: "How about me? You were unconscious outside yesterday. I kindly brought you back. I saw that you had a fever in the morning and I went to the doctor specially. I didn't know thank you when I saw my benefactor. I took one bite at a time. , hasn’t your home host taught you that a drop of water should be repaid by a spring?”

The little Taoist asked doubtfully, "Really?"

"Really, if you don't believe me, look at your arm, there is still a needle hole left by the drip."

The little Taoist opened his sleeves and was surprised: "Where did the plum blossom on my arm come from? Do I want to pursue artistic sense now when I am dripping?"

Gan Xiaofeng poked his head over to take a look, not to mention, the pricking looks pretty good, in order to prevent the little Taoist from going to the drug seller to duel, he decided to hide part of the truth: "Ah, the doctor said you have a severe fever, so the pricking will reduce the fever quickly." , If you don’t believe me, touch your head to see if you’ve retreated a lot.”

The little Taoist touched his forehead, as if he had retreated quite a bit, he pursed his lips and said thank you embarrassingly.

Gan Xiaofeng secretly wiped his sweat, borrowed someone else's body and almost broke it, so he was so guilty, he was finally fooled, but this silly boy is really easy to deceive, he believed everything others didn't believe, and he lived so long without being abducted It can only show that the law and order is very good now.

There was a knock on the door outside, Gan Xiaofeng opened the door and looked, brother drug seller!Before Gan Xiaofeng could speak, he said first, baby, I am your husband.

Gan Xiaofeng is about to cry, this is Su Heng!

The little Taoist priest on the bed couldn't calm down any longer, and said with contempt: "Why did you change to another man, what a playful heart."

"Fart, he is a pure zero, do you understand pure zero?" Gan Xiaofeng winked at Su Heng, pulled him into the room and said to the little Taoist priest, "This is the doctor who treated you. He is here for a follow-up visit."

The little Taoist looked suspiciously at the person in front of him and asked, "Is he 20? Does he have a medical license?"

"Don't worry, you didn't burn to death thanks to him, lie down and let him check you."

Su Heng took out his stethoscope and pretended to listen to the little Taoist for a long time, then took his temperature and said, "He's recovering well, he still has a fever, just take some medicine and he'll be fine."

"Doctor, you have held the thermometer upside down." The little Taoist became more and more suspicious that the doctor was a counterfeit product.

Gan Xiaofeng changed the subject and pulled the person away directly: "Okay, okay, doctor, I'll take you downstairs, fake, take a good rest, I'll be back soon."

When passing by room 319, Gan Xiaofeng took out the room card that Su Heng had left in his place when the great monk was in his body to open the door, and pushed the person in, secretly thankful that the room was not checked out.

"Baby, take it easy."

"I'm so light." Gan Xiaofeng was angry: "I beg you not to say that you are my husband in front of others, okay?"

"I've never avoided people before, have you changed your mind?"

"Being a fart, you don't want to think about it. If you change your body every day, others will think I'm cheating, and my reputation will be ruined." Gan Xiaofeng habitually patted Su Heng's head and rubbed his hands, feeling that he was not as good as a bald head. Feel good.

"Okay, okay, I know I made a mistake, pay attention next time." Su Heng asked with a little guilt: "How is the little Taoist priest? Didn't any parts burn out?"

Gan Xiaofeng looked at him sideways: "Didn't you check it just now?"

"Oh, at best I, a counterfeit, can find out if he's here or not."

"He's fine. Do you have a headache, or are you dizzy?" Gan Xiaofeng patted Su Heng's head worriedly.

"I'm fine. It's not me who was burned. I won't feel uncomfortable after I leave the body."

"Why are you selling medicine? His man won't leave him very far. Aren't you afraid of revealing yourself?" Gan Xiaofeng curled his lips in disgust, his body became more and more uncomfortable, and he lost his appetite just looking at it.

"I turned around and only his body could be attached to it. I just saw that he seemed to be going upstairs, so I went directly to his body. Later, I put him back on the stairs and went out to find another body. Be good. Wait for me in the room."

"okay."

Gan Xiaofeng went downstairs with Su Heng, planning to stop the drug seller as soon as he woke up, in case he saw the little Taoist priest goofing around. As soon as he reached the stairs, he saw a tall and handsome man approaching, and he glanced at both of them. The man held hands and said, "Why have you been here for so long, did you find it?"

Gan Xiaofeng's heart tightened, why did the handsome uncle come here, he wouldn't carry it like this, he ran into an acquaintance just after he came out, he secretly let go of the hand he was holding with Su Heng, and looked at him for help, Su Heng just froze for a moment, then Cheerfully threw himself into the arms of the handsome uncle, Gan Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that Su Heng had left this body in time, it was okay.

The little drug seller raised his head and asked after he had had enough time, "Why are you here?"

"I'm worried that you haven't come back for so long."

"Half a day?" The pharmacist scratched his head and looked left and right: "It will take me a few minutes to get to the stairs."

The handsome uncle narrowed his eyes and looked at Gan Xiaofeng suspiciously. Gan Xiaofeng waved his hands nervously and said, "It's none of my business. I just went downstairs and he, he just fell asleep in the corridor. Did you guys get too intense last night?" Tired him."

The drug seller is thick-skinned, and he threw a wink at Gan Xiaofeng in the arms of the handsome uncle and said, "Oh, you saw it, we fought for [-] rounds last night, what a feeling, tsk tsk, People like you who are thousands of miles away from your husband can't understand it."

Gan Xiaofeng glanced at a certain part of the handsome uncle and said quietly: "Three hundred times a night, I can't experience it even with my husband, and my brother Heng doesn't ejaculate prematurely."

The drug seller went straight to the point of fury: "You, you are the only one who has premature ejaculation, and your whole family has premature ejaculation."

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, Ling Beibei is here, looking for you everywhere, why don't you go and have a look?" The handsome uncle softly coaxed the drug seller, he is not as easy to fool as the drug seller, There's clearly something wrong with this guy.

"Beibei is here? I'll go find him." Hearing that his good friend had arrived, the drug seller decisively left his man behind and left.

Seeing that the handsome uncle didn't follow him, Gan Xiaofeng had an inexplicable sense of crisis, and wanted to slip away while laughing. The handsome uncle went directly into the corridor to block Gan Xiaofeng's way and said, "Tell me, what's going on."

"Hehe, huh, um." Gan Xiaofeng's brain began to run at high speed, what should I do!what to do!what to do!

The handsome uncle stared at Gan Xiaofeng and said, "Stop making it up, just tell me, who was that person who got out of Xiaoyao's body just now?"

Gan Xiaofeng's brain just stopped spinning, what's the point, he saw it, he actually saw it, no way, let Brother Heng take him away for an autopsy, the sweet days are not over yet, don't be a widow.

Gan Xiaofeng made up his mind to play dumb: "Hehe, I can't understand what you said."

The handsome uncle took out his mobile phone and said, "Pretending to be stupid, then I'll just ask a monk and Taoist priest to take him in."

Taoist priest?Gan Xiaofeng thought to himself, I have a Taoist priest on my bed. He is useless and weak, and his brain is not very good. Good.

Seeing that Gan Xiaofeng still refused to say anything, the handsome uncle directly placed the phone call: "Hey, are you the incompetent master? I have something to invite you to, I don't know... Oh? Just right, I'm here too, I want to come, we are For the same thing, well, we are waiting here."

Gan Xiaofeng couldn't hear the voice on the other end of the phone, but he could smell a hint of danger from the handsome uncle's reply. He kept praying in his heart that Su Heng would never come back at this time, but he was afraid of something. He opened his mouth and didn't make a sound, but Gan Xiaofeng clearly saw that the word he silently said was "baby" through the shape of his mouth, so he tried his best to wink at him, hurry up, there is a hard stubble, but Su Heng Ignoring Gan Xiaofeng's intentions, he walked up to him happily. Gan Xiaofeng rolled his eyes, and there was only one last thought in his mind, it was over, he was going to be a widow.