i got hijacked by a chicken

The old and the young are too lazy to ask.

Whether it's Chi Ze or their lovely Uncle Qilin, they've seen quite a few drunken lunatics.

Even Uncle Zuo, there were times when he used alcohol to drown his sorrows and inadvertently got himself drunk.

The three old men squatted on the ground crying in a corner of the yard.

Miserable.

It's really horrible.

But this year there is no such scene to watch.

Qilin’s own homestay is booming. Although it doesn’t make much money, most of the people who go there are backpackers who have traveled all over the world. Qilin is responsible for serving tea and chatting with waves of people at home. Now At the request of fans, I finally plan to publish a book.

As for Zuo Hanshuang, there was nothing to worry about.After being taken away by his little wolf dog, Zuo Hanshuang finally changed out of her long gown, and changed into couple outfits with him every day. The value (whether it’s the museum’s or the owner’s) became popular, and now just tearing up the tickets every day can be torn to pieces.

So this year, only Chi Ze is responsible for continuing to get drunk and make a fool of himself.

He actually didn't intend to drink much, Chi Ze swears to God.

When he went to socialize, he still drove there by himself, intending to be the only Qingliu who drank juice at the dinner table.

But for a man, when he arrived at the wine table, he would be punished with a drink, half a catty, and he lost all sense of propriety.

At 01:30 in the morning, Li Que, who was sitting by the bed with a cold face, received a call from someone who didn't know.

It was cold in the room, and he didn't turn on the light at the moment.The bed behind him was neatly made, and the quilt was not lifted by a single corner.

Li Que answered the phone with a cold voice: "Who is that?"

"Ah..." There was a woman's voice over there, delicate and pretty, "Are you Mr. Chi's... assistant?"

Li Que didn't speak.

"Mr. Chi is drunk, I want you to come and pick him up." The woman said, "We are at the XX clubhouse on XX Road, hurry up, you can't let the wind blow for a long time if you drink too much."

blow.

Blow and blow.

Blow him to death.

Li Que threw his phone on the bed, frowning tightly and staring at the night outside the window.

Forget it.

At death he would be a widower.

Li Que pulled the keys on the bedside table a little irritably, and when he turned around with a frowning expression on his face, he saw Chi Chen standing at the door.

"Father." Chi Chen supported the door frame with one hand, and rubbed the corner of his clothes with the other. The chubby little guy didn't walk very steadily. At this time, he was wrapped in his big red blanket, and looked up with a pair of golden eyes Under the moonlight, it looked crystal clear but pitiful, "Where are you going, Dad?"

"Go pick up your homeless dad." Li Que walked over and patted his head, "Go back to your room by yourself, good boy."

"I'm not going." Chi Chen suppressed two tears the size of soybeans within two seconds, "I want to sleep with Dad."

"No." Li Que was in a bad mood today, and he didn't bother to listen to him acting like a baby. He picked him up with a blanket with one hand, and sent him all the way back to the room. Chi Chen was so angry that his tail and wings cried out halfway. The backs of Li Que's hands were all red but he couldn't regain his freedom. When he was finally thrown into the bed, he almost cried and hiccupped.

But even so, Li Que didn't even coax him today.

No coat, no scarf.Li Que went to the car wearing only a thin sweater.

In the middle of the night, night owls playing outside saw a brightly colored Lamborghini flying beside them, and occasionally they could only see the driver inside after a while at a red light.

A long-haired ascetic boy wearing gold-rimmed glasses.

Oh my god.

So handsome.

When Li Que got off the car, all the men and women standing at the door of the clubhouse thought the same way.

People are tall and have long legs. When the legs appear when the sports car door is opened, some people have already started to stand unsteadily.

Chi Ze was the first to see Li Que. At that time, he was doing politics with the woman who was supporting him.

"Your assistant will be here to pick you up shortly."

"It's not an assistant!" Chi Ze couldn't stand still, he leaned on the electric pole next to him and staggered, "My girlfriend! Me! I... hiccup, my girlfriend! My boyfriend! My husband!!"

Before his deafening old man's voice fell, Li Que stopped the car with a wag, opened the door and got out.

"Li Que! Baby! I'm here!" Chi Ze couldn't stop seeing the smile on his face, pushed away the people next to him and staggered towards that side.

Li Que turned around and looked at him, with an indifferent expression on his face. When Chi Ze raised his eyes, he was not sure whether he was looking at him or not.

"Baby?" Chi Ze wanted to hold his hand, "What's wrong with you, baby?"

Li Que didn't speak, just opened the door on the other side.

Chi Ze's eyebrows were twisted upside down, and he looked up at Li Que, holding on to his arm: "Why don't you talk."

Li Que didn't even move his eyebrows, he pulled Chi Ze's hand up with one hand, pushed his shoulder and pushed Chi Ze, who was already unsteady, into the car, and then He slammed the door shut.

The others standing at the door waiting for the driver looked dumbfounded.

Li Que turned and nodded towards them: "Goodbye."

After finishing speaking, he got on the other side door and started the car.

"My dear, why are you wearing just one piece of clothing? Are you cold?" Seeing him sitting in, Chi Ze hurriedly took off his clothes and put them on Li Que's body, "Why don't you wear a coat? It's so cold outside ..."

But before he finished speaking, he watched Li Que take off his coat and throw it back on his lap: "It's not cold."

Holding his coat, Chi Ze was about to cry with grievance, and desperately pulled Li Que's hand: "Baby, I was wrong, I shouldn't be so late, baby, don't ignore me, if you are angry with me, hit me!" I'm just, don't ignore me, I really don't know what to do when you're like this..."

Li Que was swayed left and right by him, almost collided with another oncoming sports car.The speed of the car was already fast in the middle of the night, but the lopsided steering made Li Que drive the car like a big wave.He turned the steering wheel in an emergency, and after narrowly dodging the opposite car, he slammed Chi Ze's hand away: "You fucking don't want to die, do you, let me go!"

Chi Ze's hand was slammed heavily on the tin box of candies for the young and old in the middle.

Li Que couldn't help but glance down, his expression worried.

All he could hear was Chi Ze shivering and muttering: "You don't want me anymore...what am I going to do with my life?"

"Heh." Li Que snorted coldly, did not speak, kicked the accelerator and drove home.

"Li Que, are you angry with me?" Chi Ze didn't dare to touch him, and he didn't dare to speak loudly. He huddled pitifully in the co-pilot by himself, took off his coat and let Li Que blow the air together.

Li Que didn't respond.

"Don't ignore me." Chi Ze cried out, "I'm really wrong, can you talk to me, please look at me... okay?"

"Here we are, get out of the car." All Li Que left him was a slamming door.

Chi Ze sat in the car leaning against the door, his eyes glazed over.

His mind is still fuzzy, there is nothing in it, only a voice telling him over and over again.

Li Que doesn't want you.

I don't want you anymore.

whee.

Li Que got out of the car, took two steps and found that no one was following, and turned his head irritably.

The car door was slowly pushed open, and he saw the tall man above roll out, knocking his knee hard on the sidewalk.

Desperately resisting the urge to go up to help, Li Que stood where he was.

Chi Ze over there quickly got up, slammed the door of the car and staggered towards Li Que, and yawed three times on the way, but was twisted back abruptly by him.

Just when Li Que was getting impatient, Chi Ze finally threw himself on him.

Just as he was about to push it away, he found that his neck was wet.

While crying, Chi Ze didn't forget to wrap Li Que tightly with his coat, until he made sure that he was not cold, then he hugged him and cried aloud.

Don't talk about logic with a drunk person.

Li Que couldn't hear what Chi Ze was saying at all, but felt tears rolling in from his neck, which was wet and cold.

Chi Ze was buried in his arms, crying and convulsing.

"How can you cry better than Chi Chen?" Li Que was no longer angry after being made so loud by him, and said dryly.

"What's wrong with me being better than my son?" Chi Ze cried and hiccupped.

Li Que chuckled, and patted him on the back: "Okay, let's go back."

Chi Ze shook his head violently in his arms: "You have to listen to my apology."

Li Que didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Yes."

"I really didn't mean to be so late. It's not fun to be a little... hiccup outside. But they... dragged me, and I went to the clubhouse without doing anything...Really...don't be angry. I really don't like you Hiccup, so sad."

Li Que sighed, and patted his hair with his hands: "I'm not angry."

"Liar."

"Well, a little bit."

Chi Ze twitched louder.

"Okay." Li Que shoved him, "Get up."

"You carry me back." Chi Zelai refused to leave where he was.

Li Que raised his eyebrows and looked at him with eyes like you are alright.

Seeing that Chi Ze's mouth was flattened again.

Li Que's mind suddenly sounded like Chi Chenhe was crying for his life, and he slapped Chi Ze on the mouth quickly: "Yes, please, please."

Chi Ze stood there aggrieved.

Li Que sighed, squatted down and hugged him directly.

"You can't be angry with me." Chi Ze curled up on Li Que's shoulder.

"Ah."

"Then you can't be angry all the time."

"Oh."

Li Que hugged him and walked quickly and steadily, before Chi Ze could say a few more coquettish words, he threw him on the bed.

But at the same time Chi Ze cried out in pain, both of them heard a bad voice.

That was the premonition that Chi Chen was about to cry.

It's also terrible, after Chi Chen grows up a little bit, he won't buy their account, and crying is only useful for his brother to coax him.

dad?waste.

Chi Ze shuddered, and immediately woke up with a little drunkenness left, he rolled over and grabbed Li Que who was beside him.

Li Que pretended to be calm and turned on the light.

Sure enough, that fleshy ball was sitting right in the middle of the bed, its mouth was almost flattened to its chin, and its golden eyes were full of tears.

"Chi Chen, shut up." Li Que tapped his nose with his hand, "Otherwise I'll throw you and your dad out together."

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of Chi Ze next to him were also wrong.

Chi Chen actually looks like Chi Ze, sitting side by side with Chi Ze at the moment, except for a pair of golden eyes, he is almost carved out of the same mold as him.

The two stared at Li Que pitifully together, sobbing together.

Li Que sighed: "What sin did I do to offend your two ancestors..."

Chi Ze pulled Li Que away, and stuffed him into the quilt, "Didn't you tell me all about it, my old Chi family has accumulated virtues in the previous life."

The meat dumpling over there also got in by itself right now, with short legs striding across the mountain-like pond, sat down next to Li Que's face, bowed directly into the crook of Li Que's arms, exerted all his strength Buried in it.

Over there, Chi Ze also leaned on Li Que in a crooked manner, and the two surnamed Chi sandwiched Li Que in the middle.

Even though it was the twelfth lunar month, Li Que was extremely hot.

"Are you bothered..." Li Que sighed again, unable to move his limbs.

"Not bothering."

"No no no no no!"

The two said at the same time, one was warming Li Que's feet, the other was holding Li Que's hand, squeezing him firmly in the middle.

"I really convinced you." Li Que rubbed Chi Chen's head, and Chi Ze snatched his hand into his hand in the next second.

But what else could be done.

What he provoked, he has to be responsible for the rest of his life.

☆, the final episode

After reopening, the Tianting Milk Tea Shop no longer had the low-key intentions before. It opened its doors to the opposite high school and the business district in a flamboyant manner, showing the potential of a large taxpayer in the first month.

Freed from the sad memories of the lonely old man sticking to the milk tea shop, Chi Ze, who now runs a mom-and-pop shop, is also full of motivation to make milk tea.

After all, couples have already bought more than a dozen dozen aprons.

Except for a few aunts, most of the employees in the store are young and young. The previous boss's attitude of wanting nothing made them have no enthusiasm for work.

Now that there is a big boss in the store, seeing that Mr. Chi has become extremely motivated, they are naturally full of energy.

Now whether it's new products, discounts or events in the store, it's all created by these young people.

Once the pattern changes every week, there is no repeat, and sometimes Ike Ze is dumbfounded.

The current delivery service was thought up by a little girl in the store.

In fact, during the meeting that day, Chi Ze had a bad feeling when he saw her holding the folder and smiling like a chicken thief.

But there is no way, after all, he is a good boss, so he can't let the employees shut up before they speak.

If there is any bad suggestion, he can just call back with the right of freedom.

Unexpectedly, after she uttered her whole idea, this matter was completely out of his control.

In fact, her idea is very simple, that is, after the payment of the takeaway order, open a lucky event, and the person in charge of delivery will be transferred out.

After all, there are many people in the store, and they originally delivered the goods independently.

Now it's just adding a few... main employees in the store to the anonymous people (the little goblins specially hired by Ike Ze).

As for the list of these key employees, the little girl had also drawn up a long time ago, and submitted it to read aloud together during the meeting that day and got unanimous consent.

The big boss who drinks tea and reads books in the store every day as a scenic spot, and Mr. Chi, who just hangs out and doesn't work and doesn't help him with a broom, naturally won't let him become the main force.

Others are the big ones who are on vacation, the third and fourth children who are on summer vacation, the fifth and sixth children who are out of school early.

Since everyone seems to be very idle, why not contribute to the development of the milk tea shop together.

"As for foreign aid, I've already thought about it." The little girl knocked on the whiteboard and smiled like a flower, "You see Xiaochen knows his way now, and Qi Dabao and Director Zuo often come to visit. How about a surprise delivery bonus, the larger the order amount, the higher the delivery level?"

"not so good!"

Chi Ze tried his best to refute the case on the spot, but was directly overwhelmed by the cheers of the employees.

Boss Chi's first uprising failed.

The plan was put into trial operation in the second week after it was proposed.

The family members of the boss who were forced to be recruited as coolies in the store were sent on the journey without any explanation.

This should have been an uneventful afternoon.

In more than a dozen high-rise buildings in the financial circle, many young girls in the office met to order milk tea together after lunch. While working with sleepiness, they waited hard for the Tianting milk tea shop that was still on the way and delivering.

"When will it be delivered?" Girl A pushed the colleague next to her.

"And... there are still 5 minutes?" The colleague who was sorting out the report next to him took a look at his mobile phone and was immediately shocked. "Why is it so fast today? Doesn't it take half an hour?"

Just as she was talking, her mobile phone on the table rang.

After a while of fussing, the girl held seven or eight documents that were about to be bound, tilted her neck and held her phone, "Hello?"

"Hello, your takeaway is here, please go downstairs to pick it up."

"Ah, I'll come, I'll come, you go get the takeaway first." A few colleagues next to her hurriedly shared the documents in her hands and took them to bind, "Hurry up, what are you doing here!" "I'm telling you..." The girl who answered the phone had a secret blush on her face, "The voice of this takeaway boy...is a bit nice."

"Things that sound good are usually not good-looking." The colleague beat her mercilessly, "Hurry up and get down, there will be a meeting when you come up later."

"I know, I know."

As she spoke, she heard the sound of high heels knocking on the marble floor, and the girl in a one-line skirt trotted to catch up with the elevator.

Chi Ze, who was standing downstairs, sighed, raised his wrist and looked at his watch.

It's summer now, and the weather is starting to get hot. I think it's too ostentatious to drive. He came here today on his little cute Harley.

——Although it is very ostentatious.

Leaning on the car, holding seven or eight cups of milk tea in both hands, Chi Ze stood at the side entrance of the building, pitifully relying on the little bit of air-conditioning coming from inside to enjoy the cool.

"Sorry sorry!"

The air-conditioning suddenly hit a large area, and as soon as Chi Ze looked up, he saw a little girl running out in small steps.

"Don't worry." Chi Ze raised the corner of his mouth and smiled, and waited for her to run over before handing over the things in his hand, "Be careful."

"Ah...Okay." Chi Ze is tall. Today, he swept the ground and wore a pair of Martin boots for riding a motorcycle. At this moment, the altitude has gone straight to 1.9 meters, and the thin little girl was completely caged. In the shadows, his breath was filled with the faint fragrance of agarwood from Chi Ze's body.

The smell was originally elegant and bland, but while she was standing, she felt that she might faint in this embrace every second.

When the door opened just now, she was attracted by the figure standing at the door.

While thinking that the takeaway guy clearly hasn't arrived yet, isn't he trying to trick him, while secretly looking at this lucky woman's boyfriend who doesn't know it.

He is tall and has long legs, with his back leaning on the motorcycle in a domineering but somewhat elegant posture, and when he raises his head, he has an earth-shatteringly handsome face.

In the [-]-degree hot weather, he looked impatient, when he lifted the corner of his mouth and smiled.

Turn all beings upside down.

Covering her face with red ears, the little girl who went back staggered on her high heels.

When I got to the office, my colleagues were all ready to go to the meeting, so they were waiting for her.

"What are you doing!" The colleagues snatched the milk tea first, lifted the lid and drank a couple of sips, put down the cup and took two pieces of paper to wipe their mouths, and asked her while dragging her to the conference room.

"The takeaway boy just now...exploded...the explosion is so beautiful."

"Ah, but." The male colleague who rushed past suddenly came over and said to them, "When I ordered the last one, there was something lucky. It seems to be the delivery boy."

"What!!!!" The girl who went down to pick up the food quickly took out her mobile phone, "Let me see if I can make an appointment with him in the future, it doesn't matter if you add money!" A group of people gathered together and clicked on the previous On the takeaway list, you can see the name of the delivery person on it.

"Chi...Ze."

"Ike Ze ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

"Our building seems to belong to Ike Ze!!!!!!"

On the other side, at the entrance of the high school, Li Que was much more low-key.

Although there is still a BMWS1000RR collected by Chi Ze at home, but Li Que thinks it disturbs the people, so he originally planned to walk there.

They are not too far away from the high school opposite, Li Que thinks it's okay to walk there.

But the temperature outside was really high, the staff in the store felt sorry for him, and specially lent him their precious mount, and repeatedly told Li Que to treat her well.

little sheep.

"Understood." The expression on Mr. Li's face remained the same, he stretched his long legs, and sat calmly on the little pink sheep.

Compared with Chi Ze's Harley, the speed of the little sheep is not at the same level. The two set off together, and Chi Ze came back after a circle. Li Que rode the little sheep to the gate of the high school with a serious expression.

The sheep's seat was very short, and Li Que habitually straightened his waist, his long legs were stuffed in front of him with great difficulty, and they were almost bent at ninety degrees.

The appearance of wearing a helmet well-behaved has sprouted a new realm.

The students of this high school are no longer familiar with Tianting Milk Tea Shop.As regular customers, they even went to the store to clean the name and face of the aunt, not to mention a task as scenic as Li Que.

Today, the whole class of Grade [-] and [-] ordered nearly [-] cups of milk tea together. When it was time to pay as usual, suddenly you jumped out with a big □□, which shocked them a lot.

After taking a closer look and finding out that it was the food delivery person who could be selected, the girls in the whole class were all excited.

After washing his hands, he made the sign of the cross and prayed to the Bodhisattva. It took him half a minute to see that the pointer landed firmly on the two big characters Li Que.

That scream nearly knocked the roof off.

It is the same now, as soon as the bell rang for the end of get out of class, these girls who had a stomachache during a morning run ran more aggressively than anyone else.Before the teacher finished packing up the textbooks and went out, they squeezed out one by one with their mobile phones and cameras, blocking the teacher at the back.

Naturally, the man standing at the door did not disappoint them.

There is no air conditioner here, so Li Que leaned against a big tree next to him, holding the bright yellow helmet that obviously didn't match his temperament in one hand, and two big bags of milk tea in the other. gem.

The security uncle standing guard saw a group of chattering girls who suddenly became alarmingly quiet after rushing to the door.There were quite a few passers-by, thinking there was something exciting to watch, so they gathered around together.

"Which one is..." Li Que raised the bag in his hand and raised his voice, "Student Jiang Lingling?"

"I!"

A girl in school uniform jumped up from the crowd in an instant, raised her hands high, and almost climbed the fence, "Brother, I'm here!"

Li Que smiled when he heard the words, walked over and easily lifted the milk tea over the fence: "Be careful."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

The originally quiet crowd was ebullient the moment they saw Li Que's smile, and there were screams and camera shots, as if a group of fans were waiting for their idol handshake meeting.

Of course, there are quite a few little girls in the middle who have rubbed their smooth, creamy skin.

Feel, first-class!

"Li Que, why are you still here?" There was a sound of a motorcycle braking suddenly behind him, and all the girls saw a familiar figure coming down from above.

"Mr. Chi!" "Hey." Chi Ze responded, went over and hugged Li Que's shoulder with a smile, leaned on his shoulder with a grin and smiled, "It's the first time our baby comes out to work, everyone Take care."

"Ahhhh good!!!!!!"

"Fuck you." Li Que turned his face away lightly.

Chi Ze couldn't help but leaned forward and kissed, and waved to the girl standing at the door: "Hurry up and go back to class, don't waste time."

"Will there be a lucky draw next time!" The girl who got the milk tea blushed and shouted.

"Yes." Chi Ze, with his back on his back, waved his hands, and the backs of the two were slender and straight, "See you soon."

The author has something to say: From now on, the two bosses of the Tianting Couple Milk Tea Shop will of course live happily ever after.

This article is officially over here, thank you for your care during this time.

You are also welcome to come to Xinwen to find me to play, and I will advertise for the last time

"Rebirth of the Wizards of Heaven"

The famous aphasia composer Xi Yuan was found committing suicide in his apartment the day before the release of his solo album.

His homosexuals claim that he has long been completely deaf and dumb, unable to create and mentally disturbed. In the later stage of his illness, he even often committed domestic violence, making Xi Yuan the only "superstar" who was reviled even after his death.

No one expected that just a few days later, Ye Yuanxi, a newcomer on Line 88, made his debut.

The angel Yanhai has a demon voice, and he is proficient in writing lyrics and composing music.

Supported by his seniors all the way, Ye Yuanxi's debut song was a hit overnight, and he rushed to the international stage in one year and entered the altar in five years.

Together with the talented and powerful actor—his surnamed Jin Dazu, it can be called the myth of the husband and wife party in the entertainment industry.

Known as the genius of heaven.

Once I start again, I will make a scumbag face.

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