i got hijacked by a chicken

Chi Ze and Li Que breathed a sigh of relief after handing over the matter of the living dead with a group of immortals from Heavenly Court.

Chi Ze was really used to doing nothing in the early years, and it was really tormenting for him to have to-do items on his schedule every day like recently.

But seeing that the little foxes are on summer vacation one after another, he and Li Que are at home, working hard to take care of the children, and at the same time preparing for the reopening of the private house and the Tianting milk tea shop.

It made Chi Ze feel hopeless when he woke up every day.

The kind that Li Que would never get up without a kiss.

"Does it still hurt?"

After finally having a free afternoon, the two of them escaped the ambush of all the little foxes, and sent them all out to make final preparations for Qilin before the opening. Only then did they find time to sit together in Xiangyang’s study daze.

Chi Ze was holding a cup of green tea in his hand, while Li Que was holding the almond custard stewed by Chi Ze himself, and each of them had a book spread out on their laps, and they were sitting very well.

When two people are together, there are not many truths. They just lean on each other as if facing him.While flipping through the book, Li Que casually reached out to feed Chi Ze a mouthful of custard. When Chi Ze saw something over there, he raised his leg and rubbed his legs to show Li Que next to him.

The two came and went, and somehow it became what it is now.

Li Que's nightgown was half open lying on Chi Ze's lap, with his limbs stretched out in a relaxed posture, and his whole body relaxed and paralyzed on Chi Ze's body.At this time, Chi Ze's hand was caressing his shoulder blades, where there were still two terrifying scars on the porcelain white skin.

"I don't feel anything." Li Que had put down the book in his hand, and now he was holding his mobile phone, resting his hand on Chi Ze's lap, looking at the page above, and turned to show Chi Ze, "Voting is almost over. "

"Ah." Chi Ze's attention was still on Li Que's back, drawing the shape of Li Que's shoulder blades with his fingers.

Although Li Que's figure is slim, he is not thin.

The white nightgown embroidered with dark golden patterns hung loosely under his shoulder blades, exposing a section of his snow-white arms and most of his back.The waistline on the back is tight and well-proportioned, and the lines are perfect. There are even two shallow waist dimples hidden in the deepest part of the nightgown.

And Chi Ze's hand stopped there at some point.

It's a pity that Chi Ze's intention has already arrived, but there is a problem with the reception at the other end.

"Why do you always care about what those little girls on Weibo say?" Chi Ze teased for a long time but didn't see Li Que's reaction, and his tone was immediately a little unhappy, "What do people want to drink and vote for? What's so interesting about you? !"

They have nothing else to do now, and Chi Ze couldn't stand being urged, so he planned to clean up and continue to open.

So a few days ago, the younger three got together to draw up a list of signs for Chi Ze, asked Chi Ze to take a photo one by one, and then ruthlessly poked it, and finally put the picture together and posted it on Weibo A vote was opened.

These seventy-eight new products are exquisite in appearance, and most of them have elegant names. They are rare things made by Chi Ze, and the response on Weibo is naturally very good.

The Tianting milk tea shop was hacked before because of its high prices and lack of seriousness in its work. People who have never been in contact with it are basically following the trend. A few photos have been circulated all over the Internet to scold the unscrupulous store, and now they are tired of scolding. It's time.

Nowadays, it is rare for Chi Ze to have the leisure to seriously drag Li Que to stay in the kitchen for a long time, and the things he brought out are quite different from the way he handled them casually in the past.The melon-eaters who had long wanted to see other people frying this cold food suddenly saw these completely different product images from before, and their interest was high for a while.

After all, for the sake of these so-called product images, even a person like Li Que who has never lost his shape was fed five catties by Chi Ze with failed products—even though Chi Ze took advantage of this reason that day, he touched it up and down for a long time. I found something wrong with Li Que's body.

Seeing that Li Que didn't respond, Chi Ze reluctantly leaned over to have a look: "What are you talking about?"

Li Que turned over the phone to show him, and the one on it that was clearly superior to other products was the cup of Nirvana that Chi Ze deliberately stuffed in the middle of the Jiutu.

"You're not jealous." Chi Ze put down his phone and pinched Li Que's waist with a smile, "I made this specially for you."

That cup is the only work of Master Chi recently.

Before, it was to coax Chick Cub, but later it was to make Li Que happy.

As a result, the only finished product was made, and it was served to Yuelao only once, and afterward, there was a lot of trouble, and Chi Ze never entered the workshop again.

Yuelao drank his stuff and didn't bless the two of them. Chi Ze felt that this person was too unreliable.

When writing the invitation a few nights ago, Chi Ze secretly hid the month-old share in the trash can, and was discovered by Li Que several times, and was even told by Li Que.

"What's there to be jealous about?" Li Que turned over and sat up, just in time to be hugged by Chi Ze on his lap, looking down at the restless little movements of Chi Ze's hands, "Isn't that enough last night?"

Chi Ze's hands paused, and his mouth was flattened: "Didn't you go to work last night?"

"It's quite comfortable to see you." Li Que raised his chin, and his thin lips twitched lightly, "Huh?"

Chi Ze's old face didn't blush: "Today I want to change my posture to be comfortable."

"Then I'm afraid it won't work now." Li Que lowered his head and smiled and kissed Chi Ze's forehead, "Ada is here."

In fact, Chi Ze also heard the sound of someone stepping into the courtyard outside.

In the courtyard, the leaves of the trees in the sun were blown by the wind and made a rustling sound. The young man who walked in was slender and full of vigor, and his steps were huge: "Dad! Dad!"

"Here." Li Que got off Chi Ze and stood, opened the door of the study, "Come in."

"The issue of the magazine you shot is out." Ah Da smiled at Li Que and waved the notebook in his hand, "The limelight has overwhelmed me."

"Nonsense, you don't want to see who is on the field." Chi Ze stood up and pulled the magazine from Ah Da's hand, "Show it to your dad."

In the magazine, Chi Ze didn't bother to read the first words, but turned to the back to look at the photos he took for a long time that day.

The pages of the magazine are thick and feel very good in the hand.

As soon as Chi Ze turned a page, he saw the whole page of still photos of Li Que.

A tall and slender man in a red-gold heavy costume stands in the middle of the pavilion, surrounded by mountains and trees, and among the blue-black houses, the slender figure in the center of the picture is breathtaking.

Li Que was half-turned on his side, his long hair tied in a golden crown, revealing a delicate side arc.In the interlacing of light and shadow, his golden eyes are right in the center of the picture, becoming the two brightest colors.

On the other side of the page, Qilin is dressed in a black outfit, leaning on the edge of the window casually, smiling at the corners of his eyes and brows, playing with the tassels on the jade ornament worn by his side with his slender fingers, tilting his head and raising his eyebrows, The end is romantic and suave.Zuo Hanshuang, sitting under the edge of the window, was elegant in his long gown, holding a celadon cup to his thin lips, looking at the unicorn above him.

Turning over again, it is the content of Chi Ze's interview.

Different from them in front of them, Chi Ze and Ah Da are both wearing modern looking down. Chi Ze is leaning in an armchair in a neat suit, leaning slightly, pointing his finger at the corner of his lips, squinting his eyes as if he is thinking about something.

Ah Da, who was leaning next to him, was leaning on the frame of the armchair with one hand, facing the camera, with a rare green smile on his face, and timid eyes looking at the camera.

I heard that many little fans have never seen such a big girl, and they bought magazines just to get this little elephant.

No wonder though.

Here are his father and uncle, it is difficult to pull.

"Now everyone is clamoring to open the door of the private house." Ada said, "I don't know which big internet celebrity forwarded it, saying that I have made an appointment with a group of friends, and see who can be the first to collect stamps. The photo of you and the four, go to Then it became a big lottery."

"Kirin must be tossing around." Chi Ze smiled, "I heard that he and those people know each other."

"If you can make Uncle Qilin commit himself to making friends with them and let them help you, Dad, your friendship is as deep as the ocean."

Chi Ze groped Li Que's fingers with a smile: "That's right, love is as deep as the sea, love is as deep as the sea."

"The notice has been sent out. Tianting Milk Tea Shop will open tomorrow. At that time, the two series of desserts will remain intact, and the milk tea will be made according to their votes. It is said that the previous goblins and stewards have returned. "

"Well, some miscellaneous things are ready, you don't have to worry." Chi Ze patted his head, "I have already had people move the store door out, and now the main entrance is facing the street, so it will be convenient for them to come in and out in the future .”

"The private house"

"The private house will open two days later, the day we got married."

The author has something to say: Tomorrow is the wedding

Thank you for your love for the two immortals during this period of time [and for me, the top pot secretly said

There will be extra episodes in the follow-up, such as dragon and phoenix eggs, Li Daxian riding a little sheep to deliver milk tea, etc., will be more fun, if you like, you can continue to watch~

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☆, wedding

"Yo, Laojun, are you leaving so early?"

The Heavenly Court, which had always been quiet, was very lively today. Yuelao was wearing his pink, red and golden robe, and was now carefully instructing the young disciple to tie a bow on the gift.

Hearing the standard stern coughing sound behind him, he sighed secretly in his heart, and when he turned around, he saw Laojun staring at him with disgust behind him.

"It's too early!" Laojun touched his waist, pulled out his love madness X from the waistband, held it sullenly and unlocked it all the way, and then turned it fiercely for Yuelao to see Message, "Said it started at noon!"

"Didn't you all say that this morning is a garden party for their media? Where's our turn?" Old Yue took the gift box that Tu'er handed over, and lowered his head to fiddle with the bow on it.

"You are old." Laojun snorted, "Your whole family is old."

"Hey!"

"Both of you, are you ready now?" Pai Yao who was passing by the door poked his head in, "I haven't changed my clothes yet."

"Are you still going to transform into a human form?" Yuelao looked in surprise at Pixiu who had been walking around the world all year round and had never transformed into a human form.

"Hi. According to Chi Ze's temperament, if I go like this, I will probably be bald by him." Pai Yao shook his head unhappily, "Wait for me, I don't know the way very well in the world, wait a minute Let's go down with you!"

As he said that, Laojun felt that he had been shaken twice, and he grabbed Yuelao's beard next to him and managed to stand still: "Tsk, Paixiu really should lose weight."

The two Pixiu looked at Yiqi Juechen and they both shook their heads.

"Lao Jun, the Queen Mother of the West asked you when you will go down to the realm. She said that the female fairies are still dressing up, and it will take about a while." A little fairy boy ran over, saluted Lao Jun in a hurry, and raised his head to ask him .

"Why are you still dressing up?" Laojun looked puzzled, "The two male immortals are married, it doesn't matter whether they look good or not, can Feng Jun dump Chi Zeer on the spot and let him go and marry them?" ?”

"Oh, that's all, it's rare to have such a big happy event in the heavens, and they must be happy with it." Yue Lao patted Lao Jun's arm next to him, "There are many people who haven't been in the world for a long time, and this time, it must be lively .”

"Okay, let's wait a little longer." Laojun looked at the time, "But I might have to take a taxi when we go down later, otherwise his yard is full of people now, we have such a big battle, in case If someone sees it accidentally, it will probably scare them to death."

"The excitement this time is really lively." Yuelao clicked his tongue, "Heavenly, I haven't seen such a scene in ten thousand years."

Most of the immortals who used to be lazy and leisurely walked in a hurry today, holding gifts in their hands, shouting to the little fairy with a big package on their backs, packing their luggage while walking, looking a little nervous.

And among them, the ones who are the most startled, frightened to death, picky about everything, are the members of the Phoenix clan.

This time even Li Qing, who had been hiding in the world for so long, was not spared. He was dragged out of the Qilin by his father and went directly to the heaven, helping Feng Jun clean up here and there. Lift the whole palace down for him, and build him a fairy mountain full of phoenix trees outside, so that he can be worthy of their lofty and lofty Lord Fengjun.

That Chi Ze didn't seem to be in good shape, and the seven vixen in the family didn't know where they picked it up. Although Feng Jun married a wife like this, they were a little unhappy, but there was nothing they could do.

I just want to buy some more things so that Feng Jun can live in that shabby place more peacefully.

And at this time, that shabby place.

—In a private house.

Chi Ze was also nervously arranging the wedding clothes on his body, clutching the piece of amber in his hand almost sweaty, and buried it in his chest, lowering his head and protecting it with his hands, muttering Bless the sky and the earth.

And in the farthest yard—the yard of Ah Da that Li Que moved out of after a few days, Li Que held Ah Da's shoulder with one hand, covered his mouth with the other hand and slapped sneeze.

"Father, don't move, don't move!" Ah Er, who was squatting down with a needle in his mouth, was helping Li Que straighten his belt at the moment.

"Why are you so nervous." Li Que couldn't help but look at the young man who was standing with a serious face and hanging jade ornaments on his waist.

"Why don't you be nervous." A Dazhen was color-grading the photo he had just taken, and now he leaned against the wall and grinned at Li Que, "This is a wedding! Wedding, Dad!"

"I know." Li Que shrugged, was slapped hard by Ah Er behind him, and quickly continued to stand still, "But why did you all come to me?"

"Don't mention it." The third child squatting in the corner looked disgusted, "My father and I are crazy, talking like a god, asking the time every 2 minutes in the room, and calling us up when we fell asleep, let us Let's see how you're doing here. I think he's going to be stupid, as if he's not weaned."

This time their wedding was held according to the old rules. Everyone was a big old fairy, and it was really hard to do the thing of wearing a suit and embracing affectionately in front of God.After all, the gods, gods and ghosts over there are not in the same system, and it would be embarrassing for everyone to see them for nothing, so they still follow the ancestral system, and everything is done according to the oldest etiquette.

So the day before the wedding, they couldn't see each other.

Chi Ze held Li Que's hand and bid farewell for a long time before sending him from this yard to another.

"Okay, Dad, go away and let me have a look." Ah Er stood up and straightened Li Que's slightly wrinkled wedding dress behind him.

Li Que turned around and walked a little further away. After confirming that there was no problem, the youngest yelled to stop, and then he turned around slowly.

His long hair is soft and docile. At this time, it is meticulously tied up with a gold crown inlaid with a red treasure of uniform size and good quality. Nanhong in the shape of a phoenix.

Li Que didn't apply any makeup on his face, but his skin was porcelain white, a pair of golden phoenix eyes slanted into his temples, and his lower lips were not smudged and vermilion.When looking back and looking up, the facial features are all delicate and exquisite but not feminine at all, which only makes people feel graceful and majestic, noble and compelling.

As he turned around, the red gold heavy wedding dress tailored with the best brocade had slight folds, and the sound of the cloth rustled.

Everyone present unconsciously held their breath.

Only Li Que lowered his head, the corners of his well-shaped lips were bent, and he laughed: "Why are you more nervous than me?"

"After all." Ah Da swallowed, with a dry voice, "It's our family's blessing that you can see my father..."

"Yeah." The youngest also had some difficulty speaking, "You didn't crash into so many people, and the jump to us is probably the blessings we have accumulated over the years of doing good deeds."

That's what they said.

But now the media influencer experience residents who are visiting the garden in the private house dare not discuss at all, which of the two newcomers today will not be worthy of the other.

Most of them come by themselves.There are well-known official media, there are also Internet celebrities, there are ordinary tourists who just came to live in private houses, there are also fans of Ah Da Ah Er, and even the third classmate and their classmates.

No one was set up at the gate of the private house to stop people from checking their identity.

Today, in the best house in Haicheng, the front door is wide open, and guests are welcome from all directions. Once entering the house, they are the guests of the wedding.

When Laojun and others took a taxi and arrived, it was already very lively inside.

After entering the door, they happened to meet Zuo Hanshuang. He was still in his usual long gown, but he had changed into a brand new one, with a happy face, and he was walking around with a group of old people who also wore elegant long gowns.

The elegant temperament is generally the same, but everyone has white hair, only Zuo Hanshuang still looks young.

At this time, he was followed by a tall young man in formal attire, with his hands behind his back, like a living bodyguard.

"Mr. Zuo." Laojun said hello first, "Long time no see."

"Ah." Zuo Hanshuang turned around, saw a large group of them, and greeted them with a smile, "They are all here, come in."

Behind them, all the immortals were holding presents, big and small, pushing and pushing all of them into the door, crowding the originally spacious gate to the brim.

Now there are people standing in every yard of the house, those who know each other and those who don't, get together and chat for a long time with any random decoration in the corner.

The goblins in the kitchen have been busy since midnight last night, and now in every house that can be entered, there are many goblins pretending to be waiters, running back and forth with trays in their hands, delicately Plate after plate was exchanged on the table.

The dishes inside are all extremely delicate, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a palace banquet.

"We're all here, where are these two righteous masters?" Yue Lao held a gift tied with a beautiful bow in his hand, and turned to ask Zuo Hanshuang and Qilin who were leading the way. "Didn't I ask Laojun and Xingjun to push the date and time that day? When the time comes, they will come out naturally." Zuo Hanshuang replied with a smile, "For this good time, the East China Sea Dragon Lord originally planned to rain today. It’s been pushed back a few days.”

"The battle in Chi Ze is really going to turn the world upside down." Tianzun next to him said with a smile, "I haven't seen so many people here for a long time."

"That's not true." Qilin laughed, "Those bottles and jars that used to be precious and important, now put out whatever looks good, and don't care if they are smashed or not."

"You will ridicule him." The Queen Mother Xi laughed angrily. "Hey, it's time!"

Hearing the music outside, Qilin said aloud.

Taking advantage of no one's attention at this time, a group of immortals all hid themselves and flew up to the high platform. You sat on the railing and I stood on your shoulders, huddled together, and seized the best viewing spot.

And the people who were wandering around in the huge garden below were also running towards the music in a hurry, and all the dark heads below crowded into one place.

After a while, the largest main courtyard was full of people.

Laojun was standing at the inner side of the hall at this time, wearing the most formal long-distance running suit, with a bone-like fairy appearance, when he looked up carefully and saw a group of gods watching the excitement above, he couldn't help coughing twice.

"The auspicious time has come." Laojun spoke slowly, and his voice, which was as deep as a bell, quieted the noisy crowd in an instant.

The bells and drums rang together, and the sound of rites and music suddenly sounded. At the end of the courtyard gate, a pair of Bi people in happy clothes came slowly.

Both of them were slender, tall and straight like pine trees, and the bright red wedding clothes embroidered with gold patterns were all the regulations of ancient times, without any frivolous atmosphere.

In this ancient house, two touches of conspicuous red only appear extremely solemn.

There were smiles on the corners of the mouths of the two, holding a piece of red silk in their slender hands, they walked slowly towards the crowd.

The dragon and phoenix's own majesty does not need the assistance of any music at all, and its momentum has already overwhelmed everything around it.

Everyone held their breath quietly, and the person holding the camera also opened his mouth halfway, and he couldn't help but silently put down the camera he was holding.

The two stepped up the steps and walked through the crowd.Everyone saw that the two of them had a good appearance, their jaws raised slightly, their postures were graceful and haughty, their handsomeness and majesty were like gods.

"Worship the heavens and the earth-"

The two stopped at the front, held the red silk, raised their hands, and the heavy wedding clothes were affected.

Bend over.

"Second, worship heaven and earth——"

The ancient gods took heaven and earth as their parents, and the two bowed their heads and bent over.

"Bye bye-"

Chi Ze and Li Que turned around slowly.The red silk in their hands moved, and a festive red flashed in the corners of their eyes.

When the red color falls, the person in front of my eyes looks like my sweetheart.

Chi Ze painted Li Que's facial features with his eyes, and lowered his head, but the corners of his eyes were already wet.

How lucky.

After thousands of years, I finally waited for you.

Li Que raised the corner of his mouth towards him, and tugged at the silk in his hand.

The two turned towards each other, smiling at the corners of their eyes and brows.

There was a slight breeze, and the heavy wedding clothes of the two of them did not move at all, but the red silk in their hands was slightly lifted.

The two grabbed hold of each other, bowed down and bowed down.

The rest of his life.

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☆, dragon and phoenix eggs

The moment when the married life of Chi Ze and Li Que had a huge turning point was actually an ordinary morning.

There was a heavy snowfall last night, and the fox cubs played with the guests living outside all night in the snow. In the end, the commotion was so loud that all the people in the private house were tossed out, and everyone made a fuss until midnight.

It snowed heavily at night, but in the morning the weather was fine. Through the window above Chize’s room, one could see the blue sky and the sunny sun outside.

"Are you going to hold a parent-teacher meeting today?" It's just that Chi Ze is not in the mood to appreciate the scenery outside. At this moment, his eyes are still closed, feeling a little uncomfortable being stabbed by the light above, and directly Turning around, he buried his head on the back of Li Que who was lying beside him.

Li Que over there actually didn't wake up, Ren Chize put one leg on him and hugged him, nodded indiscriminately: "I'll go."

"It's hard work." Chi Ze stretched out his hand, hooked his fingers to open Li Que's loose T-shirt, reached in and covered Li Que's flat and tight abdominal muscles, while leaning against his back and rubbing his forehead pretending to be innocent.

Li Que was forced to open his eyes by his disturbance, sighed and took the phone from the bedside table: "It's time to wake up too, didn't Qilin ask you to help today?"

With that said, he sat up and leaned half on the pillow behind him.

The two of them didn't know what happened during this time, the time to get up was getting later every day, and sometimes they could even stay together until the little ones woke up and came to make trouble for them.

Li Que couldn't figure out why. He remembered that he used to retreat frequently and practiced in a small dark room without sleep or rest. He would never be as lazy as he is now.

Is it because marriage makes people corrupt?

He rubbed his temples with a headache.

Chi Ze, who was lying on his back, still hadn't opened his eyes, leaned against Li Que's waist and fell asleep again at some point.

"Chi Ze." Li Que stretched out his hand and pushed him, "Wake up."

Chi Ze next to him mumbled a few times in a daze, and he didn't wake up until he was lifted up by Li Que.

It fell on Li Que's body again as if he had no bones, Chi Ze wrapped his arms around his narrow waist, squinting his eyes, obviously still not happy.

"Don't make trouble." Li Que wrapped his arms around his neck and patted the back of his head, then kissed him on the cheek with his head sideways, "I'll go wash up first."

With that said, Li Que turned over and got out of bed.

Without Li Que, Chi Ze had no reason to stay in bed, so Mo Mo Haw followed, yawning while pulling on his slippers and tidying up the bed.

Although Li Que's sleeping appearance is very regular, he can't stand him, a person who can fall asleep, and will haunt him at night. The two of them wake up every morning, and the bed is basically the scene of a large-scale disaster.

As the culprit, Chi Ze naturally shouldered the burden of making the bed and stacking the quilt.

Twirling both ends of the quilt with both hands, Chi Ze stood by the bed, yawning and lifting the entire quilt vigorously.

Standing in the bathroom with his eyes closed and brushing his teeth, Li Que was patting on the table with one hand looking for a tooth cup when suddenly he heard a loud roar from Chi Ze outside.

"Li Que ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

The heart-piercing situation scared Li Que into a cold sweat on the spot, and he hurriedly knocked over the water glass in his hand, ignoring the mess on the table, grabbed the door frame, and used his strength to quickly go out. run.

"What's the matter, what's the matter?"

Before he finished speaking, he had already quickly arrived at Chi Ze's side, holding his shoulders with an anxious expression on his face: "What's wrong?"

Chi Ze was still holding the quilt with both hands, and didn't speak at the moment, just staring at the bed with his eyes straight, his chest heaving and panting heavily.

"What's wrong?" Seeing him like this, Li Que was even more uneasy, "Huh?"

Chi Ze remained silent.

Just slowly bent down.

Li Que's heart rose.

Then, he saw Chi Ze slowly, little by little, opening their quilt corners as if opening some terrible diaper.

Li Que only felt that his heart began to speed up inexplicably, and with Chi Ze's cautious movements, his heartbeat became even faster.

The snow-white quilt set off a neat triangle on the dark gray sheets.

Downstairs, the old and the young were calling loudly for the two of them to eat.

But the two standing by the window didn't move, as if they were nailed in place.

The two of them looked down at the one in the middle at the end of the bed.

Golden.

Egg.

"You two really fucked?" The determined and knowledgeable curator Zuo who was brought in was so shocked that he almost spit out the tea from his mouth when he heard what they said, "Are you kidding me?"

But the serious expressions of the two people on the opposite side clearly told him that this matter was indeed true.

One minute later, there was a knock on the door of the room, and I saw Ah Da and Ah Er carrying an incubator, walking in small steps, followed by five little ones in black suits, sunglasses and weapons on their waists. fox.

"You... what are you doing?" Zuo Hanshuang looked surprised.

"It's our duty to protect Brother Yao." The old and the young stood with their hands behind their backs and their feet slightly apart, in a typical bodyguard posture.

Zuo Hanshuang turned his gaze back to the incubator in the middle.

I saw that the egg was golden in color, round and shiny, and it was shaking restlessly in the incubator. It looked very much like a six plus one egg.

It's a typical example of the kind that wants to smash at a glance.

Zuo Hanshuang swallowed, and looked up: "You two...who gave birth, oh no, who gave birth?"

The two people on the opposite side shook their heads in unison: "I don't know."

After finding out in the morning, the two of them took a ruler to measure for a long time. No matter how much they measured, they finally confirmed that the egg really fell in the middle, without any deviation.

"Just wait..." Li Que's eyebrows twitched, "It's hatched."

Hatching eggs wasn't a big problem for these two new dads.Li Que was warmed with phoenix real fire at this end, and Chi Ze was raised with dragon energy at the other end. A few little foxes came to visit every few minutes to improve their cultivation. It has become a treasure land of geomantic omen.

"Do you think it should be a dragon or a phoenix?" In the evening, Chi Ze lay in front of the incubator and asked Li Que who was reading a book next to him with a troubled face.

"...I don't know." Li Que turned a page of the book.

"If it's a dragon, those elders of yours will probably come to trouble me." Chi Ze showed worry.

"Will not."

"But I also want a little phoenix myself." Chi Ze sighed, looked at the egg inside with his mouth flattened, raised his hand and poked the incubator, "You must be a phoenix."

Small and chubby, you can put it in your pocket with one hand, the kind that looks exactly like your father when he was a child.

"I think the dragon is pretty good too." Li Que closed the book and opened his arms towards Chi Ze.

Chi Ze walked over and hugged him very naturally, and the two of them leaned against the head of the bed together, looking up at the sky above.

The night sky cut out by a skylight is full of stars, each shining brightly.

"Call Chi Chen." Li Que leaned on Chi Ze's shoulder, seemed a little tired, closed his eyes, and patted the back of Chi Ze's hand.

Chi Ze on the side lightly grabbed his shoulders: "It's all up to you."

The next day.

When Chi Ze heard the first bird call outside the window, he felt that his nostrils seemed to be blocked by something, the air was not coming in and out smoothly, and he slept very unhappy.

But he raised his hand several times to rub his nose, but he didn't feel anything unusual.

Enduring all the way until the sky dawned, Chi Ze only felt more and more uncomfortable. Now not only the nostrils, but the entire bridge of the nose was about to collapse.

This is impossible.

My straight and handsome nose bridge cannot fall down.

Chi Ze suddenly opened his eyes, intending to see which evildoer was causing trouble on his face.

As a result, as soon as he opened it, he saw a solid buttock on his face in front of him.

The pier was quite fleshy, and the tail dangling behind just hit Chi Ze's nostrils, and with each twitch, Chi Ze's back almost couldn't come up and passed.

The tail was covered with small black scales, which glowed faintly golden in the sunlight.

Chi Ze looked up, but the little thing in the middle didn't have scales on its body. Instead, it was already in the shape of a human being, but it was very small, only the size of a palm.

And the pair of wings on his back are also miniature enough, but even though they are small, you can still see the luxurious patterns belonging to the Phoenix family on them.

Chi Ze squinted his eyes and turned to look at the incubator in the corner. Sure enough, there was only a broken eggshell left, golden and lonely in the incubator.

And the thing on his face was struggling to flap his wings in an attempt to fly, but it failed repeatedly, and when it landed, it hit Chi Ze's bridge of the nose every time.

"It's really going to be disfigured." Chi Ze sighed, slipped the wings of the little thing on his face with one hand, grabbed Li Que's waist next to him and kissed him hard on the face, "My dear, wake up."

Li Que was so disgusted that he opened his eyes and was about to ask what happened to Chi Ze, but suddenly saw the little thing that Chi Ze poked in front of his eyes with two fingers.

The little thing was carried by Chi Ze, but he didn't feel scared at all, and he didn't struggle, so he just stared at Li Que pitifully.

A pair of golden eyes resembled him very much.

"Come on." Li Que raised his hand to catch him, and poked his head with his finger.

The little thing swayed, grinned a silly smile, hugged Li Que's finger with both hands and bit it.

"Tsk." Chi Ze next to him suddenly felt uncomfortable, "I turned my butt towards me when I woke up, and I haven't opened my eyes to look at me until now. I'm very close to you."

Li Que smiled and said nothing, just put the little thing on the pillow between him and Chi Ze, and let him bounce on it, holding his tail while playing with his chubby wings.

"Those little foxes also like you." Chi Ze only felt resentful, "But at least they still kissed me when they were young. That's good, they won't recognize me when they hatched!"

"What are you angry about?" Li Que put his arms around his neck and rubbed him with the tip of his nose.

"I like you the most."

☆、Drunk Mr. Chi

The milk tea shop has been open for a long time, and sometimes even Chi Ze himself will forget that he is a black-hearted capitalist with more than a dozen buildings in the inner ring.

But he can't think of this kind of thing, and someone will always remind him, especially when it's time to move around at the end of the year.

No matter how high the godhead is like Chi Ze, he can't hide at a time like this.

What should be done must be socialized, and what should be drunk must of course be poured down glass by glass.

Red, yellow, and white, plus Coca-Cola Sprite coconut juice, Chi Ze felt that he could probably drink two tons of liquid in one night.

As for the question of whether the gods will get drunk...