General, you are being naughty

There is a widely circulated joke among the people.

It tells the anecdote of General Jian of the Datong Kingdom. Since he led the army to fight and returned triumphantly, he has been lingering in Liujie Flower Lane, ignoring court affairs, disregarding government affairs, and not accepting any edicts. do nothing.

The general, named Jian Jin, is not like a strong man with strong bones.

Although he has been on the battlefield for a long time, his appearance is not rough, and he looks like a handsome young man at first glance.

Jianjin is a publicity person who is not afraid of any power, and has offended many people for this. She holds an important position and has made great achievements. Scholar loves and hates, and Jian Jin, who has a lot of bad records, often raises impeachment and criticism in the court.

Jian Jin, the official residence of the Great General of Zhenguo, has handed over the military power to the Queen Mother since his return, but he has little real power in his hands. He is just an empty air in name, and has never participated in court meetings. The ministers will be less afraid of him. It's not that she's afraid of the queen mother, the general's temperament, no matter how great her contribution is, she has long since died without a place to bury her.

In addition, the empress dowager who controls the government is her own sister, and the empress dowager is also extremely partial to her. She used a lot of outstanding achievements of the general to block the mouths of many people. The dissatisfaction of the ministers gradually deepened. In the eyes but in the heart, as long as Jian Jin didn't do anything outrageous, she could barely fool her.

It's just that her lawless 'brother' is too outrageous recently.

In Fuwu Palace, the Empress Dowager knelt on the mat, Feng Yi frowned, listening to Prime Minister Zuo's tears with a headache.

I don't know when, the general inadvertently caught a glimpse of Zuo Xiang's eldest daughter on the Tongjing Street. The appearance of the heavenly man surprised Jian Jin, who killed the enemy like a tiger on the battlefield. Just as Jian Jin was in a trance, the woman Long gone.

Since that time, Jian Jin has been in a state of madness, frantically posting notices offering a reward of a hundred gold, just to find the woman she met on the street that day, there must be a brave man under the reward, and after a while, someone will come Tell each other.

It turned out that that woman was actually Bai Yue, the daughter-in-law of Bai Hua, the left minister of the Datong Kingdom. No wonder Jian Jin often wandered in the streets and alleys of Tongjing. She had seen many famous beauties, but only here in Tongjing, Bai Yue, known as both talented and beautiful, had never met before.

There were quite a few rumors about her. Bai Yue seldom went out, and few people in the big city of Tongjing had seen her face.

Jian Jin just happened to look over at the moment when the wind lifted Bai Yue's veil, and those brimming eyes seemed to feel her burning gaze, and the eyes intertwined instantly, Bai Han glanced at her lightly and then the veil After falling down, Jianjin was immersed in the shock and couldn't extricate herself.

After she realized it, the jade-like woman disappeared at the end of the crowd. Jianjin searched the streets for a long time, but she couldn't find it.

Annoyed, Xia Mo next to her gave her an idea. Jian Jin racked her brains and finally drew the woman's face. She took it to Xia Mo to draw a hundred and eighty pictures according to the original picture, and posted them on the same page. The streets and alleys of the capital.

And the reward of one hundred gold was even more astonishing, it caused a sensation in the capital, and the people rushed to find him everywhere.

It even caused riots, and the government had to send troops to maintain the daily order in the city. They wanted to arrest the culprit who caused the trouble and bring him to justice. After investigating the matter, it turned out that General Jianjin was causing trouble. Who would have the courage to punish the general? sin?The government also closed its eyes and let it go.

The instigator, Jian Jin, did not have this awareness at all. As soon as the notice was posted, the threshold of the General's Mansion was almost smashed, and one by one came impromptu and returned disappointed.

The woman these people brought was not the one she was looking for at all.

It wasn't until late Xia came to report that the woman Jian Jin was looking for finally revealed her true colors.

That was Bai Yue, the daughter of Prime Minister Left.

This incident caused a storm in the city within a few days. When the left minister Bai Hua heard the news, she rushed to the palace without stopping. If the situation continues, maybe this general who does not follow common sense will make some terrible troubles. On the street, as soon as the curtain of the car is lifted, there are portraits of his daughter pasted on the walls all over the street. Although the paintings are not very similar, everyone in the capital knows that the person the general is looking for is his. Daughter Bai Yue!

In desperation, he ordered the servant to tear up all the portraits on the wall, not leaving a single one!

Now his old face is about to be lost. In this way, not only will his face be lost, but his daughter will have nothing to say about her reputation. Whoever dares to come to propose marriage at that time, and whoever dares to take the risk of being loved by the general? Marry his daughter at the risk of offending the general?

Therefore, Prime Minister Zuo bowed his head to the ground and lamented the misdeeds of the general, and burst into tears: "I also ask the queen mother to be the master of the old minister."

In this world, the only person who can control Jianjin is her own sister, the supreme queen mother.

The queen mother's expression was cloudy and uncertain: "This is not Xiaozi, and there is such a trouble again. If the Ai family doesn't punish her well, they really don't pay attention to the queen mother of the Ai family. Don't worry, the prime minister, the Ai family will definitely teach her a lesson. Another day let her come to the door to apologize in person."

After Zuo Xiang finished filing the complaint, the Empress Dowager ordered people to go to the General's Mansion to look for Jian Jin. It happened that Jian Jin knew that the woman was Bai Yue, and she was fine anyway, so she wanted to go to the Prime Minister's Mansion to find out. Fang Heng, the bodyguard next to the Queen Mother.

When Jian Jin saw him, he subconsciously made a detour, and Fang Heng saw through Jian Jin's intention all the way, stepped forward quickly, cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Where is the general going?"

Jian Jin frowned, and said with a smile: "Hey, isn't this the guard Fang? It's such a coincidence that we can meet here. Why didn't the guard Fang protect the queen mother in the palace? Could it be that the palace is boring, so he also comes out to eat flower wine? It's just General Japan is really busy today, so I can’t accompany you, I’ll entertain you next time, and I’ll excuse you.” After speaking, Jianjin quickly walked around him and ran forward: “Then I won’t clean up Fang’s guard, this general first Take a step."

Fang Heng appeared in front of Jianjin in a flash: "The queen mother summoned the general, doesn't the general want to visit the queen mother?"

Looking at Fang Heng lying in front of him, Jian Jin smiled: "Can I do it next time? I still have something to do. Next time - no, tomorrow, tomorrow I will definitely go to see the Queen Mother. Guard Fang, it's convenient."

Fang Heng smiled and shook his head: "The Empress Dowager has orders and cannot be disobeyed."

What was the order, the two people who looked at each other knew it well, every time the queen mother sent Fang Heng, it was mostly because Jian Jin did something that angered the queen mother, and every time she was arrested and returned to the palace, she was reprimanded , and then the cruel punishment.

The queen mother ordered her to hold dozens of books on her head, stretch her arms, put dozens of books in the palm of her hand, and stand upright on one foot, squat down, and put dozens of books on her thighs. Keep this posture for half an hour, drop a book, and add half The hour is not negotiable.

She dresses up as a man, and often leads soldiers to fight, and she has long since developed a very human toughness, but she can't stand the toss. At first, she wasn't used to it, and she kept falling off. This punishment is only standing for half an hour.

Later, the queen mother found it too easy, so she hung her upside down on a tree, put books on the soles of her feet, and held the books in her hands, and she was not allowed to fall!

Jian Jin's mood at this moment can be imagined.