Bah, you are the big carrot!
Chapter 8 Radish
"Okay, you are welcome to join the famous family. Let's work hard and upgrade~" The middle-aged woman in front of me is in charge of the membership procedures, and she also has a good-looking face.But different from young people, her beauty can see the traces of the years. When talking to her, looking at the crow's feet in the corners of her eyes when she smiles, I can't help but feel a sense of kindness.
Of course she also had plastic surgery.And this is the strength of Mingmen, it has achieved a real on-demand service, and its aesthetics are very online.
When Lin Zhi took his and Lin Shen's small membership cards from this beautiful woman, he felt a little emotional.
Should I fix it too?But I am so perfect, if I want to adjust it, where should it be better?Alas, this difficulty in choosing is really a drag when it comes to critical moments.
But he just thought about it, because he was poor and had a family.
"Master, master, what next? Then what shall we do?" Lin Shen interrupted Lin Zhi's wild thoughts.
"We... ah!" Before Lin Zhi finished speaking, he was bumped hard by a young man who was only as tall as his shoulder, and he couldn't stand still for a moment and threw himself into Lin Shen's arms beside him.Lin Shen's horse gait this year was really not in vain, he just managed to keep the two of them steady and did not fall to the ground.But the boy who hit someone was lying on the ground, crying loudly.
Are you so careless about touching porcelain these days? !
But Lin Zhi was scolded before he could speak out his slander.
Because it happened so fast, when the onlookers noticed it, they saw a young man crying at the feet of two people. The young man's clothes were worn out and he didn't know how long he had worn them. It looks like it can be broken if you are not careful.Everyone was filled with sympathy for an instant, and immediately pointed at those two people and began to curse.
"You look like a dog in your clothes, I didn't expect such a person! It's amazing to be rich! Can you bully people if you have money?"
"Yes, yes, those who are capable of bullying famous families know how to bully children."
Every time Lin Zhi wanted to explain, he was interrupted, but Lin Shen had never been surrounded by so many people and scolded him, and he froze there for a moment, not knowing what to do.
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
Yingwu uttered a sharp bird call, trying to escape with Lin Zhilinshen while everyone was covering their ears.And the young man who was lying on the ground as if his leg was broken just now saw that they wanted to run, so he grabbed Lin Shen's clothes with lightning speed.
oh oh oh.
Lin Zhi looked at Lin Shen's wrinkled bun face, and read out these three words.
"Everyone! Everyone! It's okay for me to take this child to the hospital."
"That's about the same." The crowd finally dispersed.
"Gah, get up, pretend, pretend, pretend."
The young man smiled a little embarrassedly, stood up, but still clutched the corner of Lin Shen's clothes.
Lin Zhi took him to the clinic, only to find that the kid was fine, but his waist was sprained.
"Child, this is for you, go home, and don't do any more deceitful tricks in the future." Lin Zhi touched a golden melon seed from the feathers on Yingwu's chest, and the smooth and shameless movements were simply shocking. The parrot was speechless.
"I, I don't have a home." The boy showed a pitiful look, a bit like Lin Shen's coquettish expression, but it was of no use to Lin Zhi.He has long seen through the tricks of these brats pretending to be pitiful!
"Then go back where you came from." He spent the first half of his life pretending to be a literati, and although he showed his true nature in the second half of his life in Heifeng Mountain, he would automatically return to his previous pretending when he met outsiders. look.But no matter what he looked like, at most he only spoke in a flat tone, but he never said such obviously malicious words.
Lin Shen was taken aback by him.
"I... can't go back anymore. Can I follow you? I can cook and wash clothes! I can also help you carry your luggage." The boy's tone was a little excited, and he let go of the hand that had been holding the corner of Lin Shen's clothes just now , wanted to grab Lin Zhi's arm, but Lin Zhi easily avoided it.
Waiting for me here.
Lin Zhixin thought, this young man is so strange, it is very likely that he was an undercover agent who chased and killed his gang back then, could it be that he and Lin Shen were discovered so soon?His face remained calm, but he was already thinking about how to get out.
"Why are you following us?"
"Actually... that... can we talk in another place?"
"No," the three of them answered together, and they would not have directly fallen into the enemy's trap if they changed places.
"Then, come here, come here again."
"No, you can speak in a breathy voice, I can hear you."
Lin Zhi looked at Lin Shen's somewhat smug little face, couldn't help but pretended to help him straighten his belt, and whispered in his ear that he was awesome.
"I'm actually a carrot."
Lin Shen was originally a little embarrassed because of being praised, but his eyes widened suddenly when he heard this, and he didn't expect to meet a real radish spirit.
The boy talked for a long time before he finished his story, but only Lin Shen heard it, but he didn't know how to make a decision, so he asked Yingwu to look at the boy, and he clung to Lin Zhi's ear, telling him what he had just heard. to the story.
It turned out that the boy's name was Luo Bo, and he was a genuine radish spirit, whose body was bright red water radish.He has a twin brother, but the twin brother is a carrot.According to the old people on the mountain, the two of them have been in the soil with a green leaf on their heads, and they have not moved for hundreds of years.Everyone didn't know what was buried under the ground, they could only feel a sense of aura.
That couldn't be an ordinary plant.But no one thought of digging in the past.
They were dug up by passing farmers.When they were dug out, they grew together and were inseparable. Other monsters on the mountain rushed over one after another, wanting to see what it was that had been sleeping for hundreds of years. They saw a carrot and a The radishes are firmly packed together.
The farmer thought he had dug up a big treasure, and he was about to rush home happily.But the monsters all over the mountain are not happy, so why don’t they eat it if they can change form?Although these two dolls can't do it now, it must be sooner or later.These two green leaves have been regarded as a landscape on the mountain for so many years, and everyone also developed a feeling of protecting the calf, so they frightened the farmer a little, and took the radish back.
Sure enough, the two Carrot brothers transformed quickly, but after they transformed, they were still stuck together like Siamese twins.But they didn't feel any inconvenience, and they moved as quickly as a person.
But this comfortable day did not last long.Those people in the Jianghu who want to upgrade in the famous family heard the news from nowhere, and they all felt that although the radish was worthless, it was the first time they saw radishes of different types in the twins, and they must be able to change them. Price.So he went up the mountain.
The two carrot brothers were split open by a knife.At that time, they turned into prototypes and were protected and escaped by the king on their mountain, but the king lost to the opponent and was seriously injured. He could only watch helplessly as the opponent's long knife slashed at him.But at this moment, brother carrot hidden in his chest rushed out and blocked the knife for him.
The carrot fell to the opponent's feet, and the water radish fell to his side.
With his last breath, the king escaped with the radish and fled to this small town.
"The next step is up to you." The king finally touched the head of the water radish, and left all the valuable things on his body to him.
"Goodbye, Your Majesty." Shui Luobo waved his hand.
"Goodbye."
The king left without looking back.
And the water radish has only learned to transform for a few years, and has no skills at all, let alone revenge.He could only carefully hide his whereabouts, cultivate seriously, and go to teahouses and other gossip-rich places when he had nothing to do, hoping to hear some news about his younger brother.
He met Lin Shen for the first time in a tavern today, and he felt a kind of intimacy similar to that of the same family. He has been hiding in the downtown area for so many years, and the young man has already developed the ability to read people.He knew that these two people must not be ordinary people, maybe even very rich.Especially the younger one, who always made him feel very kind.
After secretly following them for a while, and overhearing that they also wanted to sneak into the famous family to find their relatives, he was tempted and wanted to hug his thigh very much.
So there was the farce just now.
"Go back to the inn first." After hearing the whole story, Lin Zhi didn't say anything unnecessary, but secretly rubbed his right ear with his hand.
Just now Lin Shen murmured into his right ear for a long time, exhaling heat non-stop, Lin Zhi only felt that his waist was really itchy, if Lin Shen talked for a while longer, he was afraid that he really couldn't help it scratched.And the ears are too hot, which is very uncomfortable.
After the group returned to the inn room, Lin Zhi suddenly laughed at Lin Shen.
"Hahahaha, I actually met a real carrot."
Luo Bo didn't understand what he meant, but he saw that the boy who made him feel kind blushed, but he was obviously angry.
"Gah, I have to say, I have to say, you are really stupid. Stupid. You are obviously a ginseng, but you actually believe that you are a carrot for 100 years, 100 years!"
Before Yingwu realized that he had overthrown Lin Shen, Lin Zhi had already overthrown him.
The young man who knows how to read words and expressions immediately raised his hands and said that he will definitely keep it secret. Everyone is now a grasshopper on a rope with a common goal. He will never tell it. He also patted his chest and said that he knew a lot about them. Something about the famous family that I don't know.To prove himself, he also showed Lin Zhi the hideous, bowl-sized scar on his waist.
Lin Zhi narrowed his eyes.The boy's story seems to be logical, but it is full of loopholes.For example, when he sees Xiao Langjun, he feels kindness in his heart, what kindness is blind kindness!It's unreliable at first glance.However, my stupid teammate has dragged the whole team back. Now, no matter whether the opponent is an enemy or a friend, I can only temporarily bring him by my side to take precautions. It is better than an invisible killer move in the dark.It's just that we must educate those two idiots well, and don't take him as our own.
"By the way, why did your great king leave you alone? Isn't he afraid that you will be in danger again?"
"Actually, I don't know the king very well. I was buried in the soil all the time when I was on the mountain, and I was hunted down a few years after I came out. He saved me because he thought he had the duty to protect the monsters on the mountain, and he almost He died for me. He could have ignored it, but he didn't. I, I am very grateful to him."
"Gah! What a loving and righteous king!"
"Okay, you rest for a while, and tell us everything you know after dinner."
"Okay! Thank you brother!"
"Don't call me brother, um, just like him, call me master." Lin Zhisui pointed at Lin Shen.
"Then I am Senior Brother!" Lin Shen jumped up excitedly.
Lin Zhi suddenly didn't want to accept a cheap apprentice like Carrot Jing, senior brother and junior, why does it sound a bit annoying!He left this room to Luo Bo and Yingwu, and asked Yingwu to keep an eye on him not to make any small moves, and then took Lin Shen to ask for another room next door.
Having a pet is really helpful.
Lin Zhimei happily led Lin Shen away, rolling his eyes so heroically that no one could see that the young man at the table lowered his head slightly, with the corners of his mouth curled up, revealing a sly smile.He is completely different from the pitiful and honest look just now.
Hmph, I already knew you were a ginseng root.
The author has something to say:
insist.
Of course she also had plastic surgery.And this is the strength of Mingmen, it has achieved a real on-demand service, and its aesthetics are very online.
When Lin Zhi took his and Lin Shen's small membership cards from this beautiful woman, he felt a little emotional.
Should I fix it too?But I am so perfect, if I want to adjust it, where should it be better?Alas, this difficulty in choosing is really a drag when it comes to critical moments.
But he just thought about it, because he was poor and had a family.
"Master, master, what next? Then what shall we do?" Lin Shen interrupted Lin Zhi's wild thoughts.
"We... ah!" Before Lin Zhi finished speaking, he was bumped hard by a young man who was only as tall as his shoulder, and he couldn't stand still for a moment and threw himself into Lin Shen's arms beside him.Lin Shen's horse gait this year was really not in vain, he just managed to keep the two of them steady and did not fall to the ground.But the boy who hit someone was lying on the ground, crying loudly.
Are you so careless about touching porcelain these days? !
But Lin Zhi was scolded before he could speak out his slander.
Because it happened so fast, when the onlookers noticed it, they saw a young man crying at the feet of two people. The young man's clothes were worn out and he didn't know how long he had worn them. It looks like it can be broken if you are not careful.Everyone was filled with sympathy for an instant, and immediately pointed at those two people and began to curse.
"You look like a dog in your clothes, I didn't expect such a person! It's amazing to be rich! Can you bully people if you have money?"
"Yes, yes, those who are capable of bullying famous families know how to bully children."
Every time Lin Zhi wanted to explain, he was interrupted, but Lin Shen had never been surrounded by so many people and scolded him, and he froze there for a moment, not knowing what to do.
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
Yingwu uttered a sharp bird call, trying to escape with Lin Zhilinshen while everyone was covering their ears.And the young man who was lying on the ground as if his leg was broken just now saw that they wanted to run, so he grabbed Lin Shen's clothes with lightning speed.
oh oh oh.
Lin Zhi looked at Lin Shen's wrinkled bun face, and read out these three words.
"Everyone! Everyone! It's okay for me to take this child to the hospital."
"That's about the same." The crowd finally dispersed.
"Gah, get up, pretend, pretend, pretend."
The young man smiled a little embarrassedly, stood up, but still clutched the corner of Lin Shen's clothes.
Lin Zhi took him to the clinic, only to find that the kid was fine, but his waist was sprained.
"Child, this is for you, go home, and don't do any more deceitful tricks in the future." Lin Zhi touched a golden melon seed from the feathers on Yingwu's chest, and the smooth and shameless movements were simply shocking. The parrot was speechless.
"I, I don't have a home." The boy showed a pitiful look, a bit like Lin Shen's coquettish expression, but it was of no use to Lin Zhi.He has long seen through the tricks of these brats pretending to be pitiful!
"Then go back where you came from." He spent the first half of his life pretending to be a literati, and although he showed his true nature in the second half of his life in Heifeng Mountain, he would automatically return to his previous pretending when he met outsiders. look.But no matter what he looked like, at most he only spoke in a flat tone, but he never said such obviously malicious words.
Lin Shen was taken aback by him.
"I... can't go back anymore. Can I follow you? I can cook and wash clothes! I can also help you carry your luggage." The boy's tone was a little excited, and he let go of the hand that had been holding the corner of Lin Shen's clothes just now , wanted to grab Lin Zhi's arm, but Lin Zhi easily avoided it.
Waiting for me here.
Lin Zhixin thought, this young man is so strange, it is very likely that he was an undercover agent who chased and killed his gang back then, could it be that he and Lin Shen were discovered so soon?His face remained calm, but he was already thinking about how to get out.
"Why are you following us?"
"Actually... that... can we talk in another place?"
"No," the three of them answered together, and they would not have directly fallen into the enemy's trap if they changed places.
"Then, come here, come here again."
"No, you can speak in a breathy voice, I can hear you."
Lin Zhi looked at Lin Shen's somewhat smug little face, couldn't help but pretended to help him straighten his belt, and whispered in his ear that he was awesome.
"I'm actually a carrot."
Lin Shen was originally a little embarrassed because of being praised, but his eyes widened suddenly when he heard this, and he didn't expect to meet a real radish spirit.
The boy talked for a long time before he finished his story, but only Lin Shen heard it, but he didn't know how to make a decision, so he asked Yingwu to look at the boy, and he clung to Lin Zhi's ear, telling him what he had just heard. to the story.
It turned out that the boy's name was Luo Bo, and he was a genuine radish spirit, whose body was bright red water radish.He has a twin brother, but the twin brother is a carrot.According to the old people on the mountain, the two of them have been in the soil with a green leaf on their heads, and they have not moved for hundreds of years.Everyone didn't know what was buried under the ground, they could only feel a sense of aura.
That couldn't be an ordinary plant.But no one thought of digging in the past.
They were dug up by passing farmers.When they were dug out, they grew together and were inseparable. Other monsters on the mountain rushed over one after another, wanting to see what it was that had been sleeping for hundreds of years. They saw a carrot and a The radishes are firmly packed together.
The farmer thought he had dug up a big treasure, and he was about to rush home happily.But the monsters all over the mountain are not happy, so why don’t they eat it if they can change form?Although these two dolls can't do it now, it must be sooner or later.These two green leaves have been regarded as a landscape on the mountain for so many years, and everyone also developed a feeling of protecting the calf, so they frightened the farmer a little, and took the radish back.
Sure enough, the two Carrot brothers transformed quickly, but after they transformed, they were still stuck together like Siamese twins.But they didn't feel any inconvenience, and they moved as quickly as a person.
But this comfortable day did not last long.Those people in the Jianghu who want to upgrade in the famous family heard the news from nowhere, and they all felt that although the radish was worthless, it was the first time they saw radishes of different types in the twins, and they must be able to change them. Price.So he went up the mountain.
The two carrot brothers were split open by a knife.At that time, they turned into prototypes and were protected and escaped by the king on their mountain, but the king lost to the opponent and was seriously injured. He could only watch helplessly as the opponent's long knife slashed at him.But at this moment, brother carrot hidden in his chest rushed out and blocked the knife for him.
The carrot fell to the opponent's feet, and the water radish fell to his side.
With his last breath, the king escaped with the radish and fled to this small town.
"The next step is up to you." The king finally touched the head of the water radish, and left all the valuable things on his body to him.
"Goodbye, Your Majesty." Shui Luobo waved his hand.
"Goodbye."
The king left without looking back.
And the water radish has only learned to transform for a few years, and has no skills at all, let alone revenge.He could only carefully hide his whereabouts, cultivate seriously, and go to teahouses and other gossip-rich places when he had nothing to do, hoping to hear some news about his younger brother.
He met Lin Shen for the first time in a tavern today, and he felt a kind of intimacy similar to that of the same family. He has been hiding in the downtown area for so many years, and the young man has already developed the ability to read people.He knew that these two people must not be ordinary people, maybe even very rich.Especially the younger one, who always made him feel very kind.
After secretly following them for a while, and overhearing that they also wanted to sneak into the famous family to find their relatives, he was tempted and wanted to hug his thigh very much.
So there was the farce just now.
"Go back to the inn first." After hearing the whole story, Lin Zhi didn't say anything unnecessary, but secretly rubbed his right ear with his hand.
Just now Lin Shen murmured into his right ear for a long time, exhaling heat non-stop, Lin Zhi only felt that his waist was really itchy, if Lin Shen talked for a while longer, he was afraid that he really couldn't help it scratched.And the ears are too hot, which is very uncomfortable.
After the group returned to the inn room, Lin Zhi suddenly laughed at Lin Shen.
"Hahahaha, I actually met a real carrot."
Luo Bo didn't understand what he meant, but he saw that the boy who made him feel kind blushed, but he was obviously angry.
"Gah, I have to say, I have to say, you are really stupid. Stupid. You are obviously a ginseng, but you actually believe that you are a carrot for 100 years, 100 years!"
Before Yingwu realized that he had overthrown Lin Shen, Lin Zhi had already overthrown him.
The young man who knows how to read words and expressions immediately raised his hands and said that he will definitely keep it secret. Everyone is now a grasshopper on a rope with a common goal. He will never tell it. He also patted his chest and said that he knew a lot about them. Something about the famous family that I don't know.To prove himself, he also showed Lin Zhi the hideous, bowl-sized scar on his waist.
Lin Zhi narrowed his eyes.The boy's story seems to be logical, but it is full of loopholes.For example, when he sees Xiao Langjun, he feels kindness in his heart, what kindness is blind kindness!It's unreliable at first glance.However, my stupid teammate has dragged the whole team back. Now, no matter whether the opponent is an enemy or a friend, I can only temporarily bring him by my side to take precautions. It is better than an invisible killer move in the dark.It's just that we must educate those two idiots well, and don't take him as our own.
"By the way, why did your great king leave you alone? Isn't he afraid that you will be in danger again?"
"Actually, I don't know the king very well. I was buried in the soil all the time when I was on the mountain, and I was hunted down a few years after I came out. He saved me because he thought he had the duty to protect the monsters on the mountain, and he almost He died for me. He could have ignored it, but he didn't. I, I am very grateful to him."
"Gah! What a loving and righteous king!"
"Okay, you rest for a while, and tell us everything you know after dinner."
"Okay! Thank you brother!"
"Don't call me brother, um, just like him, call me master." Lin Zhisui pointed at Lin Shen.
"Then I am Senior Brother!" Lin Shen jumped up excitedly.
Lin Zhi suddenly didn't want to accept a cheap apprentice like Carrot Jing, senior brother and junior, why does it sound a bit annoying!He left this room to Luo Bo and Yingwu, and asked Yingwu to keep an eye on him not to make any small moves, and then took Lin Shen to ask for another room next door.
Having a pet is really helpful.
Lin Zhimei happily led Lin Shen away, rolling his eyes so heroically that no one could see that the young man at the table lowered his head slightly, with the corners of his mouth curled up, revealing a sly smile.He is completely different from the pitiful and honest look just now.
Hmph, I already knew you were a ginseng root.
The author has something to say:
insist.
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