Bah, you are the big carrot!

"Red hair, come down and fly by yourself. Don't lean on the little fat man all day long. He is still developing and will be crushed by you." Lin Zhi waved his hand and drove the big parrot into the air.

"Gah, fuck you, I'm on the left for one day and right for two days, it's balanced!"

The parrot's strange way of speaking was finally changed a little after being plucked by Lin Zhi and quickly turned into a vulture, but even the relationship between the two was not dealt with.

This is their third day in this town.

In the end, Lin Zhi did not hide his appearance, because after going down the mountain, he found that the rapid changes in this world were really unbearable for Ganoderma lucidum.Most of the people who come and go on the street are middle-class beauties, both men and women.Although he has a good appearance, he can only be regarded as being looked at by others at most. Compared with when he first entered the world hundreds of years ago, it is simply a world of difference.

He kind of wanted to start again.

Because there are beauties all around, this mountain native ginseng who has never seen the world looks left at this young lady and right at that little brother. He is very happy, but he just doesn't turn his head to look at him!

He took a deep breath, and was just about to educate this troublesome philandering carrot, but the conversation was cut off by the other party.

"Famous family? Master, what is a famous family?" Lin Shen actually kept his ears upright listening to the movement around him, processing the messy information, trying to find something useful. 100 years of detection and escape skills are not for nothing.He is no longer full of endless curiosity about the world and wants to have fun like before, but instead has a cautiousness that he never had when he was in Heifeng Mountain.

Then I took a look at the beautiful young ladies and brothers by the way.

The world outside the mountain is really different, everyone is so beautiful!

He just asked casually, but Lin Zhi paused obviously after hearing these two words, then covered his mouth, and led him into a secluded alley.

Yingwu, who had been by their side all this time, spread his wings and flew to nowhere.

"Don't mention these two words casually." Lin Zhi lowered his voice and said to Lin Shen very seriously.

Back then, Lin Zhi was extremely talented, and he exclusively enjoyed the strong aura on the Hornet's Nest Mountain, so he became famous as soon as he was born.

Oh yes, he's still pretty good looking.

He is so young, energetic and extremely arrogant. After knowing that there is a famous family in Jianghu that even the Demon Sect is afraid of, he smiled evilly. The door was chased and killed by others first, and ended up living in Heifeng Mountain.

As for the famous family, there was a bloody turmoil when they first made a fortune in the arena, so everyone talked about it for a while, and the two words became a forbidden word.But what Lin Zhi didn't know was that not long after he arrived in Heifeng Mountain, because the famous family wanted to expand their sect, they frantically recruited students and advertised, so it had already become a joke that everyone could laugh at.

"?" Most of Lin Shen's face was still covered in Lin Zhi's hands, so he had no choice but to ask with his eyes.

Lin Zhi let go of him, looking at Lin Shen's face that was covered in white by himself, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Why?" Lin asked, taking a deep breath.

"They're the ones chasing us."

"Grandpa! Grandpa is in their hands!" Lin Shen's voice suddenly rose, and he wanted to rush out to find out the news from the person who was discussing the famous family just now, but Lin Zhi grabbed him and held him in his arms.

"Don't be impulsive!" He rarely attacked the other party.For a moment, Lin Shen only felt aggrieved, and his longing and worry for his grandfather, accompanied by Lin Zhi's scolding, turned into tears and fell down.

Lin Shen doesn't cry often.

Those sixteen or seventeen-year-old teenagers in the world always feel that they are already mature adults and can no longer behave like children.This little ginseng essence that has lived for hundreds of years is no exception. Although he still can't restrain himself from wanting to act like a baby to Lin Zhi, he doesn't want to cry in front of Lin Zhi all the time.

Seeing the obstinate look of the half-grown man in his arms with red eyes and biting his lips, Lin Zhi couldn't help feeling distressed again.He was so proud a hundred years ago, but he never thought that now he would always feel his heart blocked because of someone's tears.

"Why are you crying, what a waste." He put on a relaxed tone to pretend nothing happened. "Come on, let me lick and mend it."

After all, he actually lowered his head and leaned over, and licked the corner of Lin Shen's eyes with tears still hanging, and tasted a salty and bitter taste, but after disappearing on the tip of his tongue, there was a strange smell of ginseng medicine.

"Look, little fat man, have I grown taller?"

"No, no?" Lin Shen rubbed the place Lin Zhi had licked, feeling a little itchy.There was doubt in his eyes, and he didn't respond to the other party's meaning.

"It seems that your ginseng tears are useless. Back then, I was almost licked by both of you." Lin Zhi smiled slyly at him, and looked at him with teasing eyes.

The scene of meeting Lin Zhichu suddenly came to mind, including the fact that I licked my grandfather's tears the night before going down the mountain and asked everyone in Heifeng Mountain if I had grown taller.Lin Shen's lips that had been loosened just now because of answering Lin Zhi's question were bitten by him again, but this time it was not because he didn't want to cry, but because he felt embarrassed when he thought of his stupid behavior before.

Even his face turned red.

The parrot came back from inquiring about the news just now, and was scared to run away after seeing the corner of Lin Zhi's relative Lin Shen's eyes, and then came back after doing enough mental training, and saw Lin Shen, a shy and timid big parrot, felt that if he was at this time If he made a sound, he might be plucked and turned into a roast chicken, so he quietly slipped out of the alley again.

Ga!Ga!Ga!Ga!What did I just see!Will I be silenced!

The only Chinese herbal medicines he knew were the two in front of him. He didn't know what strange hobbies they all had in the Chinese medicine circle.So the big parrot, who missed the truth perfectly, decided that even if he bit off his tongue, he couldn't let them know that he was still there just now!

It was already half an hour before the three of them met again.Yingwu has been following them wretchedly, feeling that he couldn't find the right time to go up to them, and finally flew to the table with the idea of ​​giving up everything for the food when they were eating lunch, and the bird feathers almost fell into the dish.

"Gah! Xiao Erer! Do you have sunflower seeds! Sunflower seeds! If not, watermelon seeds will work too! Also work!"

Lin Zhi slapped Ying Wu's raised head.

"Are you a parrot who still orders food, aren't you afraid of being caught and collecting tickets for the performance?! Where did you run around just now!"

He thinks he still has some common sense of human society, but at the moment he just feels tired of having to make up lessons for these two idiots along the way.

"Xiao Er, another plate of melon seeds."

Lin Zhi casually glanced at the waiter who was serving the melon seeds, and lamented that the world has really changed. In this ordinary tavern, from the shopkeeper to the waiter, they are all handsome.

"Ga, do you know why? Ga!" Yingwu knocked on the melon seeds and glanced at Lin Zhihe, who was a bit lost, and Lin Shen, who was observing the beauties around him in 360 degrees while eating, and spit out the melon seeds husk extremely gracefully.

Is this little ginseng eating in someone else's face?Tsk.

"It's because of the famous family."

As soon as these two words came out, it really achieved the effect Yingwu wanted. For this reason, he used 12 points of effort to restrain his instinct and swallowed the mood-destroying particle "ga" into his stomach.

Lin Zhi immediately looked around to see if anyone noticed them, and pinched the beak of this fearless bird by the way.Lin Shen trembled all over, he forgot to grill the rice and also forgot to look at the beauties.

"Quack quack, what are you afraid of? Be afraid, these two words are no longer taboo, no longer." He broke free from Lin Zhi's clutches, tilted his head and smoothed his feathers with his sharp beak.

When Lin Zhilin Shen finally listened to the whole story amidst the quacking quacking, he realized that there was already a circle of people around their table. Everyone was knocking sunflower seeds, looking like they were listening to the story, and the table was even a little scattered. Loose copper plates.

With the parrot's language expression ability, it can still tell a story? !No one has come up to catch monsters yet? !Still intoxicated? !

This year's audience is really bad! !

It turned out that when Lin Zhi hid in Heifeng Mountain as the king of the mountain, this famous family had become the most famous MLM organization in the world, and they developed new businesses during the 100 years when they lived in Hornet's Nest Mountain.

Plastic surgery.

People in the know know that the real disciples of famous families are not easy to meet people. Most of the ordinary gangsters running around in the rivers and lakes are developing offline to earn some money for food.And those uncommon masters who have a perverted mind and want to upgrade to internal disciples have caused a bloody storm in the world. Walking on the street, I often see a group of people chasing angelica and tortoise. Everyone look at it I got used to it.

It is no longer a great secret that there are monsters, monks, and possibly gods in this world.It's just that when the monsters become human-like, most people can't see it.This eloquent parrot can at best be a pet, and it doesn't like it at all.

The famous family was famous for its unknown evil skills back then, and they made a lot of money by frantically enrolling students.It has been ranked first among the top ten mysterious legends in Jianghu for many years, because those so-called heads of famous families are not serious and famous people at all, and no one has ever seen a real famous person.But just about 80 years ago, a person walked out of the prestigious door that had always been closed.

is a woman.

A very special and extremely beautiful woman.

She is tall and well-proportioned, wearing hot and bold clothes, a pair of tender white and soft breasts are ready to show, and they stay dishonestly under her beautifully shaped collarbone.The palm-sized face is as white as snow, coupled with tender eyes, straight nose bridge and small cherry mouth, it is charming and innocent.

The onlookers who came to watch the excitement saw the beauty's slightly upturned lips slowly open, and said something in a very charming voice, and by the time they realized it, they had all paid the money, He still had a bill in his hand.

"Two months ago I was like you, and two months later you will be like me! You can choose from phoenix eyes and peach blossom eyes. You can change your nose with a high bridge and narrow nose at any time. There is no risk of breast augmentation and liposuction. I will not accept a chin that is not sharp enough. Money! Give the famous family a chance! Give yourself a chance too! The famous plastic surgery middle school is the best plastic surgery center in Jianghu! To be a man, you must give yourself the best!"

The first group of people who were fooled by the beauties into paying the money had undergone earth-shaking changes after two months. They were invited to become the spokespersons of the plastic surgery department of the famous family.

In a short period of 80 years, the famous family trend once again swept across the rivers and lakes, attracting more people to fight monsters and upgrade, hoping to really break into this mysterious organization one day and meet this very business-minded famous leader .

For a while, the reputation of the famous family in the world has also undergone earth-shaking changes.

The real decent people criticize the famous family, saying that although it is a good thing for them to make everyone beautiful, this cannot cover up the fact that they let everything in the world kill each other for the benefit of different races.It has long been agreed that animals and plants will not eat each other if they can transform into humans, but now they have broken the rules and caused chaos in the world.

And the fans of the famous family will jump out and say that those are the scheming disciples who want to upgrade quickly, and the famous family has never done anything harmful to nature!What is whitewashing, we have never been hacked, hey, your id looks familiar, did you collect money!

I am queen size!You don't even have an avatar before you charge money!Also, who knows how many of these casual disciples are real fools, and how many of them are secretly famous people. You naive and brain-dead people don’t really think that a sect that has never had real people can make so much money Bar?I don't know how many of these big figures who are crazy about promoting are actually the real disciples of famous families, do you understand marketing?Do you understand the packaging?

Who are you talking about?You can scold famous families, but you are not allowed to scold me!

Just talk about you!Don't accept the appointment!

In the past, famous family was a forbidden word, but now any occurrence of these two words will definitely cause a war of words.There is also a vulgar joke circulating in the arena, that is, being beautiful is not necessarily plastic surgery, but being ugly is definitely either poor or decent.

Lin Zhi once asked Yingwu why he went to the world to listen to the wall with other birds all day long, but he never heard any news about the old man and the famous family.Yingwu said it was because the Ant's Nest Mountain is really remote, and because of the large swarm of wasps that kill without blood, there are very few houses around, and the folk customs are still very simple, and they have never been exposed to new things in big cities.

So the above-mentioned large part of the story is all made up by Yingwu's ears and ears after he came to the world in the past two days, plus his own understanding.

I'm such a born gossip expert.he thinks.

"Then do you know how the famous family researched this magical medicine that makes people beautiful?"

At this moment, a ostentatious voice came from the crowd, and everyone looked in that direction together.

"I heard from people in the know, because they got a millennium plant, oh no, ten thousand years? Hey, in short, very old old ginseng is used as medicine. It's soaking in wine again, and it's sliced ​​​​for experiments. [-] kinds of research, and many, many natural, non-polluting and non-additive magic medicines made from the rare treasures that the disciples paid tribute to upgrade!"

As soon as Lin Zhi heard the beginning, he couldn't feel anything wrong. He immediately grabbed Lin Shen's hand, touched the back of his hand soothingly, and signaled him not to be impulsive.

Lin Shen lowered his eyelashes, and held one of Lin Zhi's fingers with his backhand, as if looking for a sense of security, but his ears perked up again.

"What kind of insider are you, listen to me. My brother-in-law works as a handyman in a famous family. It is not an old ginseng at all. In fact, it is a thousand-year-old bastard! It is raised in a big pond and spits every day. , this medicine is made from that saliva mixed with pool water!"

Everyone immediately raised their hands and touched their faces, feeling a little nauseous.

"Fucking saliva can beautify you, you are lying. In fact, they did not know where they caught the phoenix! The phoenix! The ancient beast! The spokesperson for beauty!"

"You are talking nonsense!"

"You're talking nonsense!"

Lin Zhi, who originally wanted to find out the whereabouts of the old ginseng, watched the scene where the crowd was arguing and was about to fight, so he had no choice but to stand up and lead Lin Shen back to the inn room.

"Brother Lingzhi, I'm back to my original form, can you cut me off?" Lin Shen still held Lin Zhi's finger when he returned to the room, and gently shook his hand.

Lin Zhi stared at him with wide-eyed eyes, thinking that it must have stimulated some strange hobby for the child.Yingwu also opened his mouth in surprise, and a melon seed that had just been shelled fell out.

"I want to know if ginseng essence won't die after being sliced." His voice became smaller and smaller, until the final word "dead" only had the final sound.

"No way!" Lin Zhi almost laughed at him, it's useless to call Brother Ling Zhi!He wanted to pull out the finger that Lin Shen was firmly grasping, but he tried hard, but failed.

"Why?"

Here it comes again, that aggrieved tone.

"If I say I won't die, I won't die. I've lived longer than you... I can't count how many years, oh, by the way, for 100 years you still thought you were a big carrot. Don't you believe me? Who do seniors want to trust?"

Lin Zhi tried again, but still couldn't pull it out.

"Brother Lingzhi, I, I'm just worried." Lin Shen felt scared, scared and distressed when he thought that his grandfather might be treated in one way or another on the table with various instruments.

"If you say you're stupid, you're not smart. If you're obedient, just remember to listen to the first half of the sentence. Didn't those people say something bastard, Phoenix? They knew it was nonsense as soon as they heard it. If you have the ability to get them to prove it. You are stupid, Believe anything anyone says."

Lin Zhi tapped Lin Shen's head with his other hand, feeling that it was a bit too hard, so he gave him a gentle rub.

But he knew in his heart that although this was a street rumor that had already spread to the outside world, since such an old ginseng could be mentioned, it would definitely not be groundless.This doesn't mean that the old ginseng was really taken away by the famous family, but it must have something to do with him.How about I also get a card to upgrade a level?

"Brother Lingzhi..."

"Okay, don't worry, you are not allowed to slice yourself!"

Calling Brother Lingzhi is useless!Do you really think that I have no resistance, willpower, and reason?

"That, huh?" Yingwu, who was quietly being a pet at the side, felt that it was finally his turn to play.He lowered his head, plucked and plucked from the cluster of fire-like bright feathers on his chest, and took out a small card.

"Gah!"

He puffed out his chest, a little proudly.

"I'm already a member~ oh! oh! oh!"

Lin Zhi felt the benefits of keeping pets for the first time.

Yingwu carefully put away his membership card, patted his big wings to lead the way, Lin Zhi and Lin Shen followed him while counting whether the money on their bodies was enough for the membership fee for two people.

"Ga, you two are really poor." Yingwu glanced back, took out a golden melon seed out of nowhere and threw it to them.

"Where did you get the money, little bird?" Lin Shen looked at the bright yellow melon seeds in his hand and was a little afraid that his pet would break the law.

"Gah, how many times have I said it! It's it! It's it! Don't call me a bird! Bird! Bird!"

"Don't digress, where did the money come from?" Lin Zhi was a little nervous, he was really afraid that this stupid bird really stole it.

"Quack quack! Someone tipped me! I'm a famous storyteller now! Sir!"

So what the hell is going on in this world!

This time, Lin Zhi and the others were only focused on signing up at the famous counseling office, but they didn't notice that there was a young man about the same age as Lin Shen in the distance, secretly watching them.

The author has something to say:

"I was like you two months ago, and you will be like me two months later. Give Tongfu a chance, and give yourself a chance. Tongfu martial arts, the martial arts gym of Guanzhong heroes!" I love martial arts rumors hahaha

Plastic surgery is just a joke~ There is no other meaning, it is my own personal thoughts and freedom~ But you must choose a regular third-class hospital~~ A famous family is a black workshop without a license hahaha~~