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Tang Haosi held the flashlight for him, and the two of them waited by the lake for a while, then saw half of a gray-black snake tail more than ten meters long floating up, with black and red stinky blood gurgling out.

Cao Huan fired another shot, half of the hillside leaning against the water pool collapsed, and Tang Haosi was taken aback.He took a flashlight and looked around, and found that the fallen stones almost filled most of the pool, and also buried several water outlets of the pool.

Seeing that he was watching carefully, Cao Huan said, "The water in the pool may have been polluted, so we can't let this water flow to other places."

Tang Haosi looked at the water stained red by snake blood: "I heard from those fleeing animals that some animals in the mountains seem to have been infected."

Cao Huan sighed: "This matter can only be dealt with from the pollution source first, and the rest can only be reported to the experts of the Special Research Institute of Biochemical Beasts after dawn."

Tang Haosi heard for the first time that Huaguo had built a research institute specifically for biochemical beasts. He was curious for a while, and because his status was not suitable, he didn't have the nerve to ask Cao Huan more clearly.

Slytherin dipped the snake's tail into the deep pool, and after a while, fished out the other half of the snake's body, which was also about ten meters long. It was quite shocking to see under the pale light of the flashlight.

"The last one, I'm afraid it's on the rabbit's side." Cao Huan put away his gun and exhaled: "Slytherin, bow your head."

The giant python stuck to the ground obediently as before, Tang Haosi fell down with its movements, and said in his mouth, "Adonis will not be in danger, right?"

Cao Huan stepped on the snake's head and sat beside him. This time he didn't reach out to hug Tang Haosi, and there was even a distance of several tens of centimeters between them. Cao Huan answered him casually: "A little snake, I'm afraid it's not enough for him." Just kidding."

Seeing that he was no longer flirting, Tang Haosi was somewhat disappointed for some reason.

After Slytherin straightened up again, and excitedly found the right direction and rushed out, Tang Haosi hurriedly lowered his body to maintain his balance. After waiting for a while, he suddenly said: "Well, I just... sorry."

Cao Huan: "Huh?"

"I told you that you are gay, don't, don't harass me, you...don't mind." Tang Haosi was a little embarrassed: "I don't think it's bad, if it hurts you, I...I think so Say sorry to you."

Cao Huan didn't speak.

Tang Haosi was very nervous, and said nonsense: "Really, I didn't mean it, so what, the main reason is that I just broke up in love, and my psychology is a bit abnormal..."

Cao Huan almost laughed, and almost couldn't pretend, so he patted his shoulder, suppressed the smile on his lips, and said softly: "Okay, I'm just teasing you, and I'm not angry."

Tang Haosi was not confident: "Really?"

Cao Huan: "It's a puppy who lied to you."

Tang Haosi coughed twice, his face was a little hot: "I'm not a child, why are you teasing me? Although I'm younger than you, I'm still a college student in my 20s, can't you talk to me seriously... "

Cao Huan put his arms around his shoulders, and said with a deep smile, "Hey, I like this tone. If I talk to you seriously one day, that's it... I'm sure I don't want to see you."

Tang Haosi sank under his pressure, turned his head to look at him, and said suspiciously: "I think you, Adonis, and Brother Guan are very serious when they talk. Just to me...cough cough, you just Like playing tricks on me..."

Cao Huan was born in the army, and he was quite upright and awe-inspiring when he had a straight face, but at this time he was not acting upright, he hugged Tang Haosi like a soldier, and said loudly: "That's the way I like you, Yadu Forget about Nice, the other one... Do you want me to like Guan Jingzhang? He has a wife, and you want me to poach someone, tsk tsk tsk, Xiao Tang, it's immoral."

Tang Haosi pushed his arm vigorously, he didn't expect Cao Huan to show his true colors so quickly, and said through gritted teeth: "What do you like about me? I'll change! I'll change!"

Cao Huan: "Oh, I know this trick. Do you also listen to brother Degang's cross talk? You really are a fellow. Come on, it happens that the time of the car ride is quite boring. How about your brother Cao's stand-up comedy for you? "

Then before the other party could answer, the guy had already spoken in a more tone-deaf manner.

Tang Haosi: "..."

Why did he apologize just now!

Just let Cao Huan, a gay guy, keep a distance from him!Why did he take the initiative to apologize! !

Tang Haosi was heartbroken with regret, and Cao Huan held him in his arms with one hand. He listened to the "Cao Family Biography" stand-up comic all the way. In the end, he was having fun in bitterness. After walking like this for more than ten minutes, he felt that Cao Huan Not bad.

Tang Haosi: I'm afraid it's not Shi Lezhi :)

Slytherin stopped abruptly, drooling and said: [My lord, we are here, we are near here. 】

Tang Haosi hurriedly sat down, looked around, and it was still pitch black: "There is nothing, are you sure it is here?"

They got off the snake's head, and Slytherin led them to a place with dense grass. It used snake letters to distinguish the smell of biochemical rabbits in the air, and after a while, it pointed the tip of its tail, in an inconspicuous place. Pawled in the grass for a long time.

Cao Huan walked over with a flashlight, watching Slytherin sweep away the weeds and tree branches with his tail, revealing a deep hole underneath.

Tang Haosi leaned over: "Rabbit hole?... so big!"

Cao Huan aimed the beam at the inside of the hole. The angle of the hole was slightly downward. The diameter of the hole was about one meter, which was enough for an adult male to pass through.

Tang Haosi looked at the hole in the ground, and then at the drooling python. He had to say that although the hole was big, Slytherin still couldn't get in.

"What should we do now, shall we go in?" He hesitated: "There are snakes, and the rabbit will definitely not come out. If we go in, Slytherin will run away immediately."

Slytherin's tail froze, the snake head looked left and right, and said against his will: 【Your Majesty, how can you say that about me!Of course I'm here waiting for the spicy rabbit... Wait until you catch those evil biochemical beasts and wipe them out in one fell swoop! 】

Tang Haosi was unmoved, Cao Huan couldn't understand what it was hissing at all, and said directly: "Don't go in, Adonis came earlier than us, maybe he has already started, let's wait for him."

"That's true." Tang Haosi said: "But the Three Caves of the Cunning Rabbit, we only focus on this one hole, what if they escape from other exits?"

Cao Huan glanced at the giant python behind him, and said casually: "If they make any movement, this snake's reaction may be greater than ours."

Slytherin held his head up: [Your Majesty, don't worry, I'm sure you won't let them take the opportunity to slip away! 】

【However, what...】 After expressing its loyalty, it leaned over and rubbed against Tang Haosi with its mouth salivating, hissing in a low voice: 【My lord, if you catch those spicy rabbit heads, can you, can you...】

Tang Haosi was speechless, turned his head and said to Cao Huan: "This guy wants us to share a rabbit with him."

Cao Huan agreed casually: "No one with an IQ, let him eat the rest, and save me the effort of shooting."

Slytherin was refreshed immediately, wishing he could immediately twist into a Chinese knot to express his heart.

With fat rabbits as bait, even if Slytherin had thought of turning around and running away before, he couldn't move now.

It spit out the snake letter, and said without hesitation: [My lord, you don't need to go down, stand aside for a while, let me call them out! 】

Tang Haosi glanced at it with disbelief.

Seeing the strange expression on his face, Cao Huan asked, "What did it say?"

Tang Haosi: "...it's going to call out the rabbit."

Without waiting for him to say more, Slytherin had already swam to the entrance of the cave, set up his posture, and opened his snake mouth suddenly——

[Rabbit Three Rabbit Four, here I come again——]

[Oh, your brother is delicious!The shortcoming is the spicy sauce, why don't you give me another brother and younger brother, and I can fry it in oil and fry it for a try? 】

[Rabbit three rabbit four!Squeak, I am your good neighbor——]

【Little rabbit, be good ~ open the door ~】

Tang Haosi: "..." Damn it, why is this still being sung?

Now he is very envious of Cao Huan who can't hear anything, just like Slytherin, it's no wonder that a rabbit who was able to attract it before came out to fight him.

After a while, there was a roar full of anger from the cave.

"Chi - Chi Chi Chi Chi -!"

【Hey!You worm, you still have the guts to—! 】

Tang Haosi involuntarily took a step closer to Cao Huan beside him, and said nervously, "The next one is answering!"

Slytherin was ecstatic, twisting his tail and continued shouting: 【Baby, I knew you were Tu San immediately after hearing it!Honey, I haven't seen you for two days. How is your food?Have you grown meat again? 】

The rabbit in the hole burst into three drinks: [Chop Suey!I have already found a rescuer, and today I will tell you to wait for the snake head to fall to the ground!Ah~ ya ya ya ya——]

Tang Haosi picked his ears, and vaguely felt that the rabbit in the hole spoke as if he was about to sing a big show, and there seemed to be a little dialect mixed in, which was always a bit awkward to listen to.

It was at this time that he suddenly realized one thing: These biochemical beasts, no, animals including biochemical beasts, should have been able to popularize Mandarin... right?

The rabbit in the hole is still singing: [Crossing the forest sea - crossing the snowfield - rushing!Xiao!Chinese--! 】

Slytherin: [Oh, that's ugly. 】

In all fairness, Tang Haosi felt that his singing was much better than this giant python.

But no matter how beautifully it sings, it is still a rabbit!

Rabbit Three: [Swear to kill that long worm!buried!burial!In the mountains ~!Ambition shakes the mountains ~ Ambition shakes the abyss! 】

Tang Haosi: "..."

"It's singing about taking Tiger Mountain out of its wits, and it changed the mountain sculpture inside into the python next to us." He covered his face and groaned, and supported Cao Huan: "A rabbit, why can it still sing Peking Opera? ?”

Cao Huan also seemed to be absent-minded for a moment, as if surprised by the content of his words.

Slytherins don't know how to appreciate dramas, so they just take advantage of Tu San's song to take a breath, and come up with "Tu San, you smell so delicious", "It tastes spicy and peppery", "Are you tired?" ], 【Come out quickly and I will make you a SPA with my tongue】.

Tang Haosi pulled Cao Huan away from Slytherin, always feeling that if he stood close, he would be infected with the idiot smell around him.

Tu San changed the entire section of "Take the Tiger Mountain by Wisdom" into "Xiaoshan Fighting the Long Worm".That imposing manner, that singing style, Tang Haosi had to take a step back when he heard it, and felt that it was not too different from the tone that came out from the radio of those grandparents who passed by the old neighborhood occasionally and those grandparents enjoying the shade under the trees.

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####兔三书节####

Rabbit Three: [I suddenly heard the sound of the golden drum sounding and the horns shaking——awakened my ambition——]

Tang Haosi was listening vigorously, when his rich singing voice suddenly stopped.

Tang Haosi: "It's getting to the wonderful place, why don't you sing?"

Tu San squatted on the spot: [The following is the payment part, please give the artist a bite to eat, thank you. 】

Tang Haosi: "..."

He silently went to the kitchen to pick up a handful of vegetable leaves, and threw them into the bowl next to Tu Sanjiao.

Tu San immediately sang: [I think the peach blossoms were majestic and majestic in those days——]

Tang Haosi turned his head to Cao Huan and said, "It's not easy even with biochemical beasts now, and you have to perform for a living."