100k Volts Electrocutes You to Death

In the 21 years since his birth, Tang Haosi took such a strange snake-shaped high-speed rail for the first time. This experience is like no other. He didn't care about Cao Huan's narrow words in his ear, and grabbed someone and buried his face in the other person's chest , He gritted his teeth and didn't cry out.

They are all big men, so why does Cao Huan sit as firmly as Mount Tai, while he staggers around without any momentum?

I'm afraid it's not because of the disharmony in the aura!

Tang Haosi was still wondering if his sitting posture was a bit too gay in his mind, the "high-speed rail" under his buttocks was already rumbling and crushing all the way, getting closer and closer to the destination.

Cao Huan patted him on the shoulder, Tang Haosi turned his head to look, and couldn't help pulling back a hand to rub his eyes.

Although the visibility in the forest at night was extremely low, the group of biochemical beasts tens of meters away had white hair and a huge body, which was extremely dazzling under the moonlight. Tang Haosi recognized what kind of animal they were at a glance.

Mom!

A big rabbit over two meters tall!

I have never seen a long-haired rabbit bigger than a human in this life!

Tang Haosi was shocked again after meeting a black mamba that was tens of meters long and taller than two people standing upright.

Slytherin flicked his tail on the ground, made a loud bang, and hissed like an idiot: [Four, five... Hehe, there are more behind, a total of seven!Oh my god, I've finally got all of their litter out whoahahahaha-! 】

Tang Haosi: "..." As a pure-blooded Slytherin in the magic world, why do you still believe in God?

The big rabbits in front seemed to have also noticed the threat from their side. The rabbits raised their heads and screamed, turned around and all ran away towards the east.

Tang Haosi suddenly pointed at them and said, "Wait a minute, I seem to see a rabbit with someone in its mouth?"

"Not only that, there's another sitting on the other back." Cao Huan wrapped his left arm around his waist, tightening it, and whispered, "Hush, there are snakes behind the trees in the western mountains."

Tang Haosi looked towards the mountain to the west, but the light there was too dark. The black mamba snake was different from the group of rabbits just now, its whole body was pitch black, and he didn't have a searchlight in his hand. I could vaguely hear a few murmurs drifting over with the night wind.

【Eat... eat...】

【Hungry……】

Tang Haosi suddenly realized: These assumptions were mentioned by Slytherin, the companion who was sleeping in the pool before.

At this time, Slytherin still wanted to go in the direction where the rabbits were running, but Cao Huan slapped the snake on the head, with the gun still pointed at its head, Slytherin hissed twice unwillingly, and stopped.

Tang Haosi pointed to the direction where the voice came from, and whispered, "There."

Cao Huan pressed his lips against his ear, and asked with the same volume: "What did you hear?"

Tang Haosi turned his head to the side, and said a little uncomfortable: "It's no different from what I've seen before, but..."

He hesitated for a while, but still said: "The rabbits I saw just now, I always feel that there are voices over there, but they are too far away, and I can't tell whether it is a human voice or a rabbit talking."

Cao Huan reckoned that the people who caught a glimpse of him before were probably the missing Chi Yan and Sun Xuezhi. He pondered for a few seconds, his chin still resting on Tang Haosi's shoulder, and said softly: "I think they seem to get along quite harmoniously, and we are sitting in the giant hall. On the python's head, the rabbits seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, and they are extremely good at running away. They will only hide further away when they see us. Let the mutant rabbits be handed over to Adonis. His ability is suitable for catching rabbits. Let's go and see that A few snakes."

Before Tang Haosi could speak, a male voice suddenly floated over his head: "I see, I now use Huaguo dialect, it is called a light bulb."

Tang Haosi looked up, only to see a patch of dark tree branches above his head, and there was no one.

Cao Huan grabbed his waist: "It's already gone."

Tang Haosi withdrew his gaze: "Can you... can you let go of your hand?"

Cao Huan looked down at him: "What's wrong?"

Tang Haosi also turned his head to meet his gaze: "...I feel uncomfortable."

In the dark mountain forest, the two looked at each other with a little moonlight.

Not only did Cao Huan not let go, but he squeezed his waist twice, and asked honestly, "Do you have itchy flesh?"

Tang Haosi: "..."

He grabbed the hand on his waist and said with a tense mouth, "Yes. I, itchy."

Cao Huan let him move, just smiled and said: "Shall I scratch it for you?"

Tang Haosi: "You, you..."

Being hugged by a tall man, he felt uncomfortable all over his body. After holding back for a long time, he finally blurted out: "I'm a straight man! You're like... You, are you gay?"

Cao Huan raised his eyebrows: "Straight man?"

Tang Haosi: "I have a girlfriend, I'm troubled by you like this...don't harass me anymore..." Although this girlfriend was on six boats and brought him five green hats, they broke up last week.

The man behind him didn't reply, and Tang Haosi stopped in embarrassment after saying this.

He regretted it after he finished speaking.

Some of Cao Huan's actions are very ambiguous, but at this time the mountain is full of biochemical beasts, it is really not the time to pierce the window paper, and what if Cao Huan is just playing around with him, but he is irritated by his few words...

Tang Haosi felt a little uneasy, and was thinking of giving him a better chance. The two of them dismissed the matter as if nothing had happened, but Cao Huan had already retracted his hand and sneered in his ear.

"If I was gay, would you disdain to be with me?"

Tang Haosi touched his nose: "It's not..."

Cao Huan suddenly withdrew his arm and straightened his body, no longer sticking to the person in front: "Shh, listen to what they are saying."

Tang Haosi temporarily put aside the embarrassment in his heart, and listened seriously.

After a while, he shook his head: "Almost none of them enlightened."

Cao Huan didn't say anything, just held the laser gun in his hand, and clasped his index finger on the induction slot, slowly accumulating energy.

Slytherin curled up and shivered, the little bird named Miaomiao flew back to Tang Haosi's head and nestled in a ball, Cao Huan's gun brushed Tang Haosi's cheek and stretched out, the latter held his breath, his eyes unblinking Staring at the ice-blue body of the gun, and the right hand holding the handle of the gun, with well-defined bones and slender fingers.

Cao Huan said in a deep voice behind him, "Close your eyes."

At the same time, the left hand was already covering his eyes, Tang Haosi was stunned, only hearing the hoarse and terrifying whispers in the distance stopped abruptly, the hand was put down immediately, Tang Haosi looked back at him.

Cao Huan: "The laser hurts the eyes, especially at such a short distance. It's best not to look directly at it all the time."

But Tang Haosi didn't seem to hear it, he just looked at his pair of deep black eyes, nodded for a while, pursed his lips and said, "Yes, I see."

He asked again: "Are all the biochemical snakes dead?"

Cao Huan: "There may be omissions. Go and count the corpses first. If the number is not right, then go to the pool that Slytherin mentioned."

Tang Haosi: "Yes."

Slytherin had already cautiously swam over without the two of them asking. It stretched out the snake letter and shook it in the air a few times, and immediately found the snake corpse.

The giant python rustled around the body, and said in its mouth: "My lord, there are four of them here. If my only two or two fellows are not still sleeping in the pool, they will probably go another way to chase the spicy rabbit head." . 】

Tang Haosi: "..." You are naughty, Slytherin.

He told Cao Huan exactly what he had said, and the latter took out the flashlight from his backpack, and told Tang Haosi to sit on the snake's head, while he jumped down, holding the flashlight, to check the dead python on the ground that had been cut into pieces by the laser gun.

Tang Haosi watched his movements silently, crossed his legs and bowed his head to talk to the giant python: "Why do I feel that you are not sad at all, aren't these your companions?"

Although the one with the gun has come down and there is only one weak chicken left on the top of its head, Slytherin still dare not make trouble easily. It shook Ang Chang's body and said naturally: [I have lost my hometown, there are so many black people in the world. Mamba snake, it doesn't matter how many die. 】

Tang Haosi: "..."

Slytherin is still complaining: [Really, none of these fellow villagers can talk to me to relieve boredom, and ordinary animals don’t know what I’m talking about. Before I met you, only a few rabbits could understand I speak.Hey, I think back a day ago, we were talking to each other through a rabbit hole tens of meters deep, and I managed to find one, oh, that smells so delicious...]

Tang Haosi felt that his three views were beginning to falter again, and said with difficulty: "No, I just saw that those rabbits are fatter than wild boars, they are more than two meters tall, and the rabbit holes they drilled..."

That probably wasn't a small hole dug by an ordinary bunny, it probably could have caught up with the air-raid shelter.

Thinking of this, he glanced down at the giant python's wide back, and estimated the size of the two: "It stands to reason that you should be able to get in."

Slytherin is also very sorry about this: [They are all puffy, but the flesh is not as much as it looks, and the hair is nearly one meter long. I ate that rabbit, and then vomited for more than two hours. . 】

Tang Haosi: "..."

After talking here, he felt wrong again: "Wait, you just said that you can still talk to those mutant rabbits?"

Slytherin: [Yes. 】

Tang Haosi pointed to the bird above his head: "What about this kind?"

Slytherin: [Can't. 】

Tang Haosi let out a groan, and pondered in his heart: Could it be that the biochemical beast with an evolved brain domain can communicate across species?

He didn't think for a long time, Cao Huan came back with the gun in hand, and Slytherin put his head on the ground dog-leggedly, so that the killing god could sit on top of it as soon as he raised his foot.

Cao Huan sat back to his original position and touched its scales with his fingers: "Let's go, let's go to the pool where you live."

Slytherin said courteously: [Good king!Yes king! 】

Tang Haosi rolled his eyes skyward.

The giant python set off again in the northeast direction, and Tang Haosi whispered to Cao Huan on the snake's head.

"You mean, this snake used to scold each other with the rabbit I saw before?" Cao Huan frowned: "Then can it communicate with other animals?"

Tang Haosi shook his head: "I'm afraid not. So I was wondering if there are other biochemical beasts like Slytherin. If that's the case, if they are gathered together, can all animals understand what the other is saying? ?”

Cao Huan rubbed his chin and smiled slightly: "That's the second thing, but we can be sure now that among the group of rabbits, at least one has an evolved brain."

The water pool was not far from the place where several people met the snake, and Slytherin was fast, and arrived at the destination in a short while.

The area of ​​this pool is quite large, it looks bottomless, no wonder a dozen giant pythons can hide in it at once.

Slytherin stopped and sniffed left and right: [Huh, there is really one sleeping? 】

Tang Haosi immediately tugged Cao Huan: "There are snakes underwater, but there is only one."

All the companions went ashore to prey, but this one was still sinking at the bottom of the pool, and it really fell asleep.

Without further ado, Cao Huan pierced the pool with a single shot. His arm swept across, and the silver-purple laser was like an overturning artifact, cutting the pool in two. The nearby rocks were affected by the laser and collapsed. Half of the rocks Hit it into the water and make a huge splash!

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#### Short Little Theater####

Biochemical Snake: [Snake sleeps at home, disaster comes from heaven. _(:з"∠)_]

Slytherin: [Brother, let's go, I will burn incense sticks for you today next year. 】

Tang Haosi: "Hey, this plastic flower-like friendship."