[HP] bat
Chapter 18 [Self-introduction · Porter]
【Chapter 18】
My name is Billy, I am an elf from Hogwarts, I belong to Slytherin, and I am currently serving Headmaster Snape.
I love housework, and my favorite place is the Hogwarts kitchen, specializing in country beef stew and Irish lamb stew, because this was the favorite of the former head of Slytherin, and the current master I always doubt him To be drowned in black coffee - which is as serious as I used to fear Mr. Slughorn would be drowned in wine.
Billy never takes good care of his master's body, Billy is not a good elf! ! ! (hitting the wall)
And as a qualified house elf, I can't let this kind of dereliction of duty happen to me.
Just like I don't like Dobby who always challenges "the highest right of an elf is to obey the master's order", but I have to admit that he has a right sentence-"Your master will soon be drunk ".Of course I also had a violent discussion about it disrespecting my current owner - but bad Dobby won.
Billy is so useless! ! ! (hitting the wall)
Yesterday's roast beef with Yorkshire pudding, and there's leftovers from that pudding!In fact, Mr. Snape is a picky eater ==
According to the experience of the senior house-elf, when the Lord Dean summoned me today, I replaced him with blue mulberries and black peaches—I believe there is always one he likes—but why did Sne Mr. Pu's face is still so ugly.
It's all Billy's fault! ! ! (keep hitting)
Snape looked at the house-elf with a headache and didn't know what's wrong, muttering to himself, ready to hit the wall - anyway, it was "Billy's fault!!!"
Sure enough, no matter how much time passed, he hated the elf's neurotic habits very much.
"Stop," Snape said, preventing Billy from doing damage to his office wall, "clean up here and give me a shot of espresso"—and then Merlin could continue to eat amidst the banging sound more frequent than a woodpecker !
"... Mr. Potter... likes... bacon and cheese..." Snape, who was particularly sensitive to "Potter" today, accurately caught Billy's words with his ears.
"Billy, stop," Snape said loudly, "Now repeat what you just said."
Billy obeyed Snape's sudden stop by moving faster than thinking, "Yes, Mr. Snape. Mr. Potter likes the breakfast Billy made for him, which Billy once cooked for Mr. Snape." mashed potatoes and bacon cheese sausage."
"very good."
Hearing this, Billy tried his best to open his eyes, which already occupied half of his face, and looked at Snape, his expression was rarely cheered up—could Billy finally finish one of Mr. Snape's affairs! ! !
"Then did you see anyone here today besides me?" Snape asked in his usual low voice, "especially around the time before dinner."
Although Snape didn't like house-elves, he knew that they obviously knew more about where your little coffer was than the mistress.
"No, sir." Billy's face quickly turned pitiful, and he was about to hit the wall nervously—the elf was too dissatisfied with his answer—Mr. Snape must hope that Billy would be a good elf and then The correct answer came out to be Mr. Potter.
But Billy really didn't see Mr. Potter, Billy let Mr. Snape down! ! !
Then Billy, whose brain circuits were too bent, decided to make amends—"But Mr. Potter came in the middle of the night."—Billy happily sold his teammates.
"You mean, midnight?" Snape's tone became dangerous.
"Yes, sir." The elf continued, "I got up to clean your office at that time, and then I saw Mr. Potter on the way to your side."
Harry obviously didn't know that he was exposed by the elf who he thought was cleaning the hallway - the house elves had a clear division of labor, and the hallway sweeper would never clean up the house - it was too dark at night, and Harry didn't recognize it was Billy .As a result, a misstep becomes eternal hatred, as deep as a palace wall and as deep as the sea!
And as for Snape's impression of last night - no, but he felt - ball | hurts!
And Snape couldn't (or resisted) associating the egg|pain with a Potter, but that didn't stop him from calling Potter over.
"Very well, Billy, go to Gryffindor and fetch Potter."
My name is Billy, I am an elf from Hogwarts, I belong to Slytherin, and I am currently serving Headmaster Snape.Although I didn't let Mr. Snape eat blue mulberries and black peaches today, Mr. Snape asked Billy to do more things - Billy was very happy.
I'm such a good house-elf! ! ! (hitting the wall)
——————I am the dividing line of Harry who was sold as a teammate but didn’t know yet————
"Hello, Professor Snape."
Harry greeted politely.Then always be ready to "enjoy" Snape's "kill you kill you" snake king light wave and "poison you poison you" snake king venom.
Snape looked at Potter in front of him.
Bean sprouts have the same body shape as white mushrooms and silly hairstyles, exactly the same as before.But how could Snape ignore a Potter's courtesy to him - he was a 10-year-old snot and a 4-year-old bat!
Well, let him see what happened to Potter that taught him human manners.
Harry waited for a long time and did not wait for Snape's venom attack. He could only feel the old bat's eyes turned into substance and then scanned his body inch by inch. Harry strongly suspected that the old bat couldn't help but want to snap him. Boiled in a crucible.
A strange atmosphere slowly rose in the cold cellar.
"May I ask what you want, Professor Snape." Infected by this weird atmosphere, Harry, who was infected by this weird atmosphere, unconsciously showed some of his aura, and spoke. broke the silence of the office.
Then Harry felt the eyes on him even more strange.
Snape looked at Potter, who was still calm under his stare, and he believed that even if it was only half a year ago, Potter who was looked at by him in this way would definitely return him with a pair of angry pit bull eyes - Saint Potter is A Gryffindor.
Now that such clear evidence is placed in front of him, is he blind?
"Then, go and sit down." Snape didn't answer Harry's question, but pointed to the sofa beside him.
"Our great savior Potter" Looking at the fearless Potter, Snape strengthened his thoughts, "Can I trouble you to tell your ordinary Potions professor that last night, or the night that ends today, , what do you condescend to come to the cellar you hate."
Snape stared at Harry after he finished speaking, like a poisonous snake seeing his prey.Then he didn't let go of the nervousness that flashed past Potter in front of him.
"Professor Snape, why did I come here! This is the cellar of Slytherin." "I slept in the Gryffindor tower last night." From the initial surprise to now with "You said I came to the cellar Literally insulting a Gryffindor", Snape thought Potter was acting just right.Pretending to be like his father!
Gryffindors generally don't put on airs, but they're not human beings.
Harry also guessed that Snape knew something, and he speculated that maybe it was the house-elf he had ignored, but the bad thing was he didn't know what the old bat knew.
Shouldn't know that he helped the old bat out of becoming a magister, right?
"Then, Mr. Potter, what's the matter with the smell of Tebo warthog and sac leopard on your body? Especially these two medicines happen to be stored in my potion cabinet." Snape didn't panic. Hastily dropped another bomb. "Maybe you are starting to be interested in potions, then your potion teacher will not be stingy with guiding you-how did you come into contact with 4X and 5X medicinal materials that are prohibited from circulation-give it to you through your stupid father Your invisibility cloak?"
"Or, can you tell me what you did on the eighth floor of Hogwarts Castle? For such a long period of time, maybe our Mr. Savior used it to deal with some little secrets that he didn't want others to know."
Harry Potter felt as if he had fallen into a pit.
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Harry: Billy, you sold your teammates!
The author has something to say:
——How many people still remember the house elf Billy by the Daming Lake==
My name is Billy, I am an elf from Hogwarts, I belong to Slytherin, and I am currently serving Headmaster Snape.
I love housework, and my favorite place is the Hogwarts kitchen, specializing in country beef stew and Irish lamb stew, because this was the favorite of the former head of Slytherin, and the current master I always doubt him To be drowned in black coffee - which is as serious as I used to fear Mr. Slughorn would be drowned in wine.
Billy never takes good care of his master's body, Billy is not a good elf! ! ! (hitting the wall)
And as a qualified house elf, I can't let this kind of dereliction of duty happen to me.
Just like I don't like Dobby who always challenges "the highest right of an elf is to obey the master's order", but I have to admit that he has a right sentence-"Your master will soon be drunk ".Of course I also had a violent discussion about it disrespecting my current owner - but bad Dobby won.
Billy is so useless! ! ! (hitting the wall)
Yesterday's roast beef with Yorkshire pudding, and there's leftovers from that pudding!In fact, Mr. Snape is a picky eater ==
According to the experience of the senior house-elf, when the Lord Dean summoned me today, I replaced him with blue mulberries and black peaches—I believe there is always one he likes—but why did Sne Mr. Pu's face is still so ugly.
It's all Billy's fault! ! ! (keep hitting)
Snape looked at the house-elf with a headache and didn't know what's wrong, muttering to himself, ready to hit the wall - anyway, it was "Billy's fault!!!"
Sure enough, no matter how much time passed, he hated the elf's neurotic habits very much.
"Stop," Snape said, preventing Billy from doing damage to his office wall, "clean up here and give me a shot of espresso"—and then Merlin could continue to eat amidst the banging sound more frequent than a woodpecker !
"... Mr. Potter... likes... bacon and cheese..." Snape, who was particularly sensitive to "Potter" today, accurately caught Billy's words with his ears.
"Billy, stop," Snape said loudly, "Now repeat what you just said."
Billy obeyed Snape's sudden stop by moving faster than thinking, "Yes, Mr. Snape. Mr. Potter likes the breakfast Billy made for him, which Billy once cooked for Mr. Snape." mashed potatoes and bacon cheese sausage."
"very good."
Hearing this, Billy tried his best to open his eyes, which already occupied half of his face, and looked at Snape, his expression was rarely cheered up—could Billy finally finish one of Mr. Snape's affairs! ! !
"Then did you see anyone here today besides me?" Snape asked in his usual low voice, "especially around the time before dinner."
Although Snape didn't like house-elves, he knew that they obviously knew more about where your little coffer was than the mistress.
"No, sir." Billy's face quickly turned pitiful, and he was about to hit the wall nervously—the elf was too dissatisfied with his answer—Mr. Snape must hope that Billy would be a good elf and then The correct answer came out to be Mr. Potter.
But Billy really didn't see Mr. Potter, Billy let Mr. Snape down! ! !
Then Billy, whose brain circuits were too bent, decided to make amends—"But Mr. Potter came in the middle of the night."—Billy happily sold his teammates.
"You mean, midnight?" Snape's tone became dangerous.
"Yes, sir." The elf continued, "I got up to clean your office at that time, and then I saw Mr. Potter on the way to your side."
Harry obviously didn't know that he was exposed by the elf who he thought was cleaning the hallway - the house elves had a clear division of labor, and the hallway sweeper would never clean up the house - it was too dark at night, and Harry didn't recognize it was Billy .As a result, a misstep becomes eternal hatred, as deep as a palace wall and as deep as the sea!
And as for Snape's impression of last night - no, but he felt - ball | hurts!
And Snape couldn't (or resisted) associating the egg|pain with a Potter, but that didn't stop him from calling Potter over.
"Very well, Billy, go to Gryffindor and fetch Potter."
My name is Billy, I am an elf from Hogwarts, I belong to Slytherin, and I am currently serving Headmaster Snape.Although I didn't let Mr. Snape eat blue mulberries and black peaches today, Mr. Snape asked Billy to do more things - Billy was very happy.
I'm such a good house-elf! ! ! (hitting the wall)
——————I am the dividing line of Harry who was sold as a teammate but didn’t know yet————
"Hello, Professor Snape."
Harry greeted politely.Then always be ready to "enjoy" Snape's "kill you kill you" snake king light wave and "poison you poison you" snake king venom.
Snape looked at Potter in front of him.
Bean sprouts have the same body shape as white mushrooms and silly hairstyles, exactly the same as before.But how could Snape ignore a Potter's courtesy to him - he was a 10-year-old snot and a 4-year-old bat!
Well, let him see what happened to Potter that taught him human manners.
Harry waited for a long time and did not wait for Snape's venom attack. He could only feel the old bat's eyes turned into substance and then scanned his body inch by inch. Harry strongly suspected that the old bat couldn't help but want to snap him. Boiled in a crucible.
A strange atmosphere slowly rose in the cold cellar.
"May I ask what you want, Professor Snape." Infected by this weird atmosphere, Harry, who was infected by this weird atmosphere, unconsciously showed some of his aura, and spoke. broke the silence of the office.
Then Harry felt the eyes on him even more strange.
Snape looked at Potter, who was still calm under his stare, and he believed that even if it was only half a year ago, Potter who was looked at by him in this way would definitely return him with a pair of angry pit bull eyes - Saint Potter is A Gryffindor.
Now that such clear evidence is placed in front of him, is he blind?
"Then, go and sit down." Snape didn't answer Harry's question, but pointed to the sofa beside him.
"Our great savior Potter" Looking at the fearless Potter, Snape strengthened his thoughts, "Can I trouble you to tell your ordinary Potions professor that last night, or the night that ends today, , what do you condescend to come to the cellar you hate."
Snape stared at Harry after he finished speaking, like a poisonous snake seeing his prey.Then he didn't let go of the nervousness that flashed past Potter in front of him.
"Professor Snape, why did I come here! This is the cellar of Slytherin." "I slept in the Gryffindor tower last night." From the initial surprise to now with "You said I came to the cellar Literally insulting a Gryffindor", Snape thought Potter was acting just right.Pretending to be like his father!
Gryffindors generally don't put on airs, but they're not human beings.
Harry also guessed that Snape knew something, and he speculated that maybe it was the house-elf he had ignored, but the bad thing was he didn't know what the old bat knew.
Shouldn't know that he helped the old bat out of becoming a magister, right?
"Then, Mr. Potter, what's the matter with the smell of Tebo warthog and sac leopard on your body? Especially these two medicines happen to be stored in my potion cabinet." Snape didn't panic. Hastily dropped another bomb. "Maybe you are starting to be interested in potions, then your potion teacher will not be stingy with guiding you-how did you come into contact with 4X and 5X medicinal materials that are prohibited from circulation-give it to you through your stupid father Your invisibility cloak?"
"Or, can you tell me what you did on the eighth floor of Hogwarts Castle? For such a long period of time, maybe our Mr. Savior used it to deal with some little secrets that he didn't want others to know."
Harry Potter felt as if he had fallen into a pit.
--------
Harry: Billy, you sold your teammates!
The author has something to say:
——How many people still remember the house elf Billy by the Daming Lake==
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