[HP] bat

【Chapter Seventeen】

Harry felt that the thing he regretted the most was running away from home that summer vacation, for which he encountered unimaginable difficulties and obstacles-it was more difficult than defeating the Slice Demon King.

However, that was also the thing he didn't regret the most - because he had gained the cutest little prince in the world.

……

And of course, that home.

——————— This is a side story of the explanation of the origin of [Little Prince]—————

This summer vacation does not seem to be very good.

Well, for the summer before fifth grade, Harry Potter thought nothing could be worse than the smallest room in his aunt's house!

Come to think of it, not only did he encounter a dementor, but he might also be expelled from Hogwarts!He could already imagine the schadenfreude on those obnoxious faces.

Just the thought that he might leave that wonderful world made him terribly sad and worried.

The door of the room was ordered not to be opened by Uncle Vernon, so Harry could not receive any news from the outside world except when he was taking food from the door.

Especially after he sent Hedwig away, Harry felt that the room was even more silent.

Oh Merlin!There are far worse things than these!

Ever since Uncle Vernon expressed his reluctance to live with his little monster, in the house he had lived in for 15 years, he couldn't even hear the sound of the TV show that Dudley missed every day—like He is the only one left here!

Or to put it another way, he seems to have been forgotten here, on purpose.

Soon he knew his hunch was right.

Harry knew at a very early age that Uncle Vernon didn't like him, but said to himself what did it matter, he didn't like them either.But when Uncle Vernon told him that the family of three was leaving with a happy and happy expression, Harry felt a little palpitation and sadness for some reason.

Regarding his uncle's words, Harry said dryly that he knew and would follow through.At this moment, the boy felt that he had lost even the strength to be angry.

And the door of the smallest house was locked when the fat master left.

Harry didn't care, and he couldn't think about how he could get food through this door.The boy now just sat back by the window silently, but he didn't know where he was looking.

The messy room, the boy in a daze, the silence inside the window and the warmth outside the window formed the most stark contrast.

When the night fell and the first star visible to the naked eye appeared in Harry's eyes, the star that was always free in Harry's heart made him make a decision that changed his life.

As if awakened suddenly, the boy who had been distracted for an unknown amount of time suddenly stood up and walked quickly to the side of the bed.He wants to go outside!Just one night is fine.Wait, wait, he'll be back!No matter what you will face in the future!

I don't know what is supporting the bravery in my heart at this moment—maybe a momentary impulse or maybe a long-suppressed grievance—Harry actually connected the sheets and curtains together and made a rope to slide down from the second floor!

When Harry's feet hit solid ground, the real hard feel of the grass made the boy want to cry with joy.

Harry, who had run away from home, was a little apprehensive at first, but he was almost completely relaxed after that.

It's all very well, Harry thought as he wandered among what was barely a crowd.

No one knew him, and no one said "you are the savior" or "you liar" to him, only the ill-fitting clothes and unhealthy face attracted greetings from two enthusiastic wives with concern.

Harry the kitten also harvested a deliciously fresh honey apple pie before dinner, which one of the wives asked her daughter to bring out when she heard his stomach protest.

The kind lady also invited Harry to her house for a meal—Harry thought he might be interpreted as a street child—and he refused with a very sincere smile.

He said he was going home later, and his parents had said they would be back later today — but would bring him a takeout meal from a restaurant that was very famous for its taste.

Seeing the undisguised concern of the two ladies, Harry told a fib out of nowhere.

But he couldn't deny that after saying this, little Harry felt extremely satisfied even just thinking of this scene that had never appeared in his life for a moment.

Harry himself smiled a little embarrassedly after saying this, and his face, which had become paler these days, was even flushed, as if he didn't want the lady in front of him to think he was a gluttonous boy.

The kind wife touched the boy's head to express her understanding, and gave Harry a warm kiss on the cheek. The other wife kindly joked that Harry is as cute as his little grandson who always eats double portions under the pretext of "don't waste food" .

At this moment, Harry blushed again amidst the rare praise, like a kitten who was rarely groomed.

Saying goodbye to these two warm-hearted wives, Harry decided to fill his stomach before talking—after eating the apple pie, his stomach seemed to be even hungrier—touching the money in his pocket, Harry felt that fast food restaurants were a good choice.Because he can order a family meal without pressure, which can not only fill his stomach, but also pretend that his parents are by his side.

For some reason, Harry felt that he missed his parents so much today.

Harry walked aimlessly, then sat down in a small park.

Accidentally bumped into a former classmate, Aoke pointed to the basketball hoop beside the park, and asked Harry if he wanted to come along.Harry was stunned, as if he hadn't thought of it—Oco had surprised him when he greeted him at the beginning, but he reacted quickly and politely refused.

"No, you know, my motor nerves are all about running." Harry joked rarely.

He was referring to the incident when he was chased by Dali in elementary school and accidentally knocked Ao Ke unconscious - at that time Ao Ke was a circle bigger than Dali!The bear-like Oko was knocked unconscious by Chicken Harry, but at that time he became popular among his classmates not long ago.

But the big man, unlike Daly, devoted all his energy to the sport, so Harry was forgiven after apologizing.

Aoke obviously also thought of his first meeting with Harry, and laughed heartily a few times.I didn't care about Harry's refusal, and said with a smile that they were friends, and they would play together again when they had a chance.

Then he strode over there between the basketball court and his friends.

Ao Ke, who is holding a basketball, looks a little depressed these days and his mood has improved a lot.

Harry, who met his former classmate, continued to sit on his small wooden stool in the open air, and his mood gradually improved, looking at the now completely dark sky.

The stars are so beautiful today!

Harry had always liked astronomy class, not only because he was interested in those rotating celestial bodies, but also because Dudley could never stay in that environment.

Looking at these eternal celestial bodies, Harry somehow remembered that he used to think that people in the Muggle world had nothing to do with him - he felt a little inferior that he had been bullied by Dali until he graduated from primary school, and he didn't have a single friend.

Unexpectedly, Ao Ke still regards him as a friend.

He thought it was because everyone "seeks good luck and avoids bad luck (Dali)".

Well, Harry looked down at his clothes - well, he was dressed for a big reason too - could always fit two of his clothes and trousers that would slide down without a belt.

Most of those were clothes that Dudley didn't want, and then Aunt Petunia used them as trash.

And Harry didn't realize that there was another reason - his cute face, which could have been considered a shining point, was obscured by Petunia's own hand-cut(?) hair and those silly round glasses.

Coupled with his voice that is smaller than a mouse (Harry's same table talk), it is not surprising that in the end it is always difficult to find a partner every time he is in an extra-curricular charity sale.

These memories somehow made Harry think of Ron and Hermione again, and by the grace of Merlin, he had met them and befriended them!

The excitement of being treated kindly by Harry has never diminished. He thought that running away from home today was the most correct decision in his life except going to Hogwarts!

Let's rest for a while, and go back later, Harry thought as he blew the breeze that was no longer hot.

He felt that today's experience gave him the courage to face the upcoming things.

Under the bright enough light, the young man took off his glasses, leaned on the back of the chair with his eyes closed and a smile on his lips, his expression was indescribably peaceful.

Then just as Harry was getting up to buy himself a double scoop of ice cream with the last of his money and head home, the vision struck!

Harry heard sudden shouts or uncontrollable screams all around him.

His first reaction was that the Death Eaters were attacking, but Harry didn't feel any "horror" atmosphere.Then he looked around and knew the reason—everyone raised their heads to look at the sky, and from time to time someone clasped their hands on their chests and made a wish—it turned out to be a massive meteor shower.

The night sky has become a stage for shooting stars with silver tails, and these beautiful sparks have become the objects of sustenance for people under the night sky.

When you see a shooting star, remember to make a wish!

In such a peaceful environment, Harry couldn't help but put his hands on his chest.The boy repeated his wish three times in his heart with a solemn expression.

If possible, hope, hope, he can have a home!A, totally, his home!

Harry, congratulations.Your wish is about to come true.

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Nor could Harry have imagined that his wish for a family would come true so quickly.

Although he had thought about what his child's name would be when he had a child, he had considered James, Sirius and other father's names, and if he had a daughter, it would definitely be better to be called Lily.

but!but!

The most important thing is that he can't give birth to this child himself!

Moreover, he really didn't want to face the child's father!

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After making his wish, Harry opened his eyes only to find a familiar disgusted face in front of him - the old bat!

ah!ah!ah!

The old bat is really perverted, he doesn't even wear clothes!

What's going on here!Why did Meteor send me a red snape after I made a wish!This must be the rhythm of bad reviews and refunds!

Harry Potter, stunned, didn't even notice for the first time that he wasn't wearing any clothes himself.Moreover, he and the old bat in his mouth are staying on the same bed and under the same quilt!It's not Halloween anymore!Pranks can't be like this QAQ, Harry is almost crying QAQ.

But soon, Harry Potter, who was still stunned, found that things were only worse than the worst-he felt a strangeness in his body that seemed, could, maybe felt wrong-in After careful observation, Harry reasoned carefully and boldly sought proof, but in the end he had to admit:

He seems to have had a [wow——] relationship with the old bat.

Merlin on!What kind of bad luck did he have to encounter such a thing!

Can't wait for Harry Instantly Losing His Mind Potter to get his head together - looking at Snape still asleep(?) - is he [beep--] or [beep--] It was still [beep——], and a small clock in Snape's bedroom rang.

"Boom-thump-"

It's 12 o'clock!

Do you know why Cinderella runs away at 12 o'clock? It's not because there is no beautiful dress to wear at 12 o'clock, but because she is afraid that the prince will find out that she is a woman.

Well, actually, I want to say, at 12 o'clock, that is really a time boundary with the characteristics of the magic world.

When Harry blinked and opened his eyes when the twelve o'clock struck, he found that the old bat from Hongguoguo just now was gone.Sure enough, this is just a nightmare of breaking through the lower limit, right?Harry comforted himself with self-deception.

fall!no!The fact that the blood tells our protagonist Harry - things could be worse.

Harry 12's Gray Prince Potter discovers that not only is the old Bat gone, but the bed beneath him and the roof over his head are gone too!

But you know, since Snape didn't have clothes, wouldn't Harry have one?

You are questioning the professor's ability to be a male!The professor's nose is so big!

Harry: Huh

So, now Xiaoha, if you [beep——] run again, you will be arrested by our great police officer——because of the crime of indecency!

Well, the premise of this is that Harry, you have to be found.

When Harry Hongguoguo Potter finally found out that he was not on the set in the cold wind, and was in a dark forest on the dense grass and under the tall trees, he finally passed out ——I don’t know if it was because of being scared or the aftereffects of being done.

Then, if poor poor poor Harry was still awake, he would hear conversations in American English with an Italian accent approaching at an unusual speed from the other side of the forest.

Two pairs of pale golden eyes flashed between the dense trees.

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No one can prove the existence of parallel worlds, neither Muggles nor wizards.No one can find evidence for the existence of another world, neither God nor Merlin.

But Harry Potter, as the savior of the wizarding world, he turned out!it turns out!Oh Merlin fly with God!The Buddha and the true God are the same!Praise the wise and wise savior Harry Potter!

He actually inadvertently proved this world-wide puzzle that will never have an answer!

The answer is - yes!

Harry Potter, Trapped, woke up in a cot, knowing someone had saved him.Then he blinked desperately, hoping for some changes around him, but found that he was still in this small bed.

Oh, bastard!What should he do now?The pain and marks on the body are still there, a reminder of something that cannot be ignored.

Do you want him to sue the old bat for indecent | molesting | boys!

Even he himself didn't understand what was going on, just opening and closing his eyes for a moment, everything changed!

Harry's thoughts and fears were interrupted by the questioning of a Muggle-like cop||police who came in and approached his bedside.

The chubby police officer tried to show Harry an amiable smile. After talking almost like chicken and duck, Harry saw the chubby police officer tell Harry in a very strange and gentle voice—the young Ka The Luns found him in the forest, because he may have been [wow——], resulting in mental trauma and memory confusion.

Obviously, this was the judgment made by the fat but very responsible police officer after checking Harry's words - he didn't find any information about Harry at all.

He largely suspected that Harry was imprisoned by the perverted uncle since he was a child and then [哗——][哗——] until now Harry escaped and was discovered.

What a poor child, he looked only five or six years older than his daughter, the fat police officer remembered the traces of assault on the child last night, and wiped away the tears that appeared in the corners of his eyes.

The police officer shook Harry's hand and told him that he would definitely solve the case as soon as possible and help Harry find his home.

And Harry himself has long been confused, if today is not April Fool's Day, then he is crazy - how could he come to Washington, USA!He was in London, England last night!

In the recuperation time, Harry really realized that he was not dreaming.

Just when he was still worried about whether Hogwarts would want him, he was not only violated by a bastard, but also came to another world!And here, there is no wizarding world, and there is no Harry Potter home that belongs to him.

The fat police officer applied for a minor accident protection allowance for him, and the Karen couple who picked him up also enthusiastically exempted most of his treatment expenses.

But Harry, who lived in someone else's house since he was a child and then went directly to Hogwarts, didn't know very well that the money on him was not enough for him to live for a long time-Harry, he lacked common sense now.

Fortunately, there is the help of the fat police officer. Although he looks serious and misses Uncle Vernon a little bit, Harry is very grateful to him-an urgently reissued 16-year-old adult ID makes Harry no longer poor black account.He also handled the admission procedures for secondary school for him.

The 16-year-old age also gave Harry the conditions to earn his own money-so that Dr. Cullen could legally employ Harry as an hourly worker-Harry knew that this was just Dr. Cullen trying to help himself.

Clenching his fists, in order not to be sent to the asylum, Harry began to re-adapt to the life of ordinary people - part-time job, money, subsidies, common sense, school... For several months, Harry, who could not return to the magic world, even gradually became familiar with this life. kind of life.If it weren't for missing his relatives and friends, maybe the thoughts about wizards and magic would appear less and less in Harry's mind.

But the god obviously won't let our protagonist have such an easy life, another scary thing is still waiting for him - Harry Potter, the unlucky protagonist, finds that his belly is gradually getting bigger!

Five months into being here, Harry dropped out of school.

Because he was brought to Dr. Cullen by the fat police officer, what the fat police officer thought was a tumor turned out not to be—the medical examination sheet told them—Harry was pregnant!

Harry, he, a boy!A man whose ID card says he always goes to the bathroom standing up is pregnant!

At first, Harry thought it was because he didn't exercise or the crucian carp soup from the fat police officer's house was too nutritious, which caused him to grow into a swimming ring at a young age.

Desperate for his family, he accepted this fact with the help of the fat police officer and Dr. Cullen and successfully evolved into Harry Silly Papa Potter.

So in the early summer of the second year here - a little prince who only belonged to him came!

Five years later, Harry accepted their help to leave the town after the Cullens struck a deal.Harry had to leave, because he found that, except for the first year, he seemed to be forgotten by time - he stopped growing - neither in height (--) nor in appearance.

In his early twenties but still looks little Harry took his little prince back to England and started their new life.

Harry opened a bakery in London - a beautiful father and a cute son are also the living signs of this cheap bakery.

Well, in order for his little prince to call himself father instead of brother when he grows up, Harry's makeup skills are also very good.

Until the little prince broke out with a magical riot at the age of seven, Harry suddenly had something more in his mind.With these little things every day, he gradually learned - the reason why he came here, the origin of the little prince, and even, how to get back.

The most important one is that if the little prince is to grow up healthily, Harry may give his life.

Looking at his own baby who was still ignorant, Harry's father Potter decided to act according to what was in his mind - seeing the little prince who was in poor health since he was a child began to gradually become healthy, Harry felt that it was all worth it.

It wasn't until later that Harry discovered that his little prince was just lying to him—he was an important soul similar to the protagonist in the parallel world of [Harry Potter], and he had what the little prince needed most—but Harry's father Potter still decided to continue to dedicate his life to the little prince.

He had a serious illness after the little prince's 10th birthday, and the arrogant and selfish little prince had already begun to regret the decision-Harry was his father, forget it, let's go and harm the protagonist of this world.He didn't admit that he felt sorry for this human father.

Until the two fathers and sons lived happily until the little prince was 19 years old, Harry fell ill-in terms of the soul law.For the continuation of Harry's life-Harry must return to his original world-the little prince exhausted his strength and sent him and Harry's father back.

So, professor, are you ready to accept the call?

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The little prince came into Harry's stomach because he lost a fight.Many parallel worlds have its figure, and the wise men there call him the laws and rules of the world—so as "unreal" he should not have his own thinking or even life—but he has .

This stabbed a hornet's nest.

When he was still observing those worlds, the laws of the upper world, which were higher in level than him and stronger than him but without self-awareness, found him.

The unreasonable virus can beat the rich and powerful anti-virus software - but fortunately, he still has loopholes to exploit. (sinister smile)

Dividing himself into countless pieces in embarrassment - this is the meteor shower Harry saw.Finally, I was lucky enough to find a suitable manure - Harry.In order to deceive the supervision laws of these small worlds, he chose the way of human birth.

It would be even better if he could think of Harry as a male ╮(￣▽￣”)╭.

Zun is happy to hear and see.

So the dark bat was also shot, who told him that he was the wizard closest to Harry with a high degree of soul compatibility.Lily no longer has to worry about him being a || male.

Thanks to Merlin, fortunately, Principal Dumbledore is not in London—according to what the little prince later said, in all fairness (there are many cases of a certain child being slashed at by a certain father) the old principal is also a good candidate.

Then the "soul figure" who was afraid of being found by a certain law carried the small world and ran to another small world to hide.

Who knew that he was finally softened by Harry's love for him, and the little prince who was going to treat Harry as a tonic finally gave up on this idea - he wouldn't say that it was because he was bought by Harry's father's vanilla ice cream.It can only be said that when he first pretended to take away Harry's energy, Harry's love for him also made him feel it.Otherwise, he wouldn't deliberately let something appear in Harry's mind, he just wanted to see Harry's choice.

So happy to see it again. (Just silently lighting a lot of [candles] for Bella, Edward: Hehe)

In order to restore Harry's soul, the little prince gave up most of the recovered energy, and also gave up his identity as an independent law—from then on he was just a patch package for anti-virus software—and returned to Harry's home with his father. Potter's world.But with him around, who can bully his father.

His father can only bully himself!

It is equivalent to Harry wearing + soul wear and the little prince who wears another illegal entry. They will stir up the wizard's blood (JI) wind (QING) blood (SI) rain (SHE) here.

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London is extremely hot this summer, and the temperature has never dropped. The scorching weather seems to ignite everything.It was surprisingly hot even at night, which made Snape extremely irritable these days.

Of course, this is not the reason why a master of potions is so irritable that he explodes his cauldron. Even if the long strip called air conditioner is not installed at the end of Spider Alley, wouldn't the master of spells not know how to use a simple cooling spell?

He's not one of those mindless trolls.

The Potions Master grimaced at the object in front of him. What really made him feel the urge to slice it up and make a potion was a letter of request that appeared on his potion laboratory.

This evening, a beautiful Continental Kestrel came to the end of Spider Lane and delivered a letter to Snape who hadn't expected it.

White background, golden edge banding, the seal of the letter is solemnly sealed with red wax paint, and the front of the letter is written in gorgeous aristocratic cursive characters - "From Master Snape" .

And a matching magic perfume.Humph, nobility!

Snape thought that at this special time, those who called him master and had the courage to use cursive fonts to call him, probably flaunted the French Pharmacy Association - only they would flaunt such enthusiasm and romance.

A dozen Dark Arts Detecting Charms were thrown on the letter by Snape unceremoniously.

In view of his own experience, it is better to be more careful when tracing things of unknown origin—the location of the letter cannot be traced, and the sender cannot be found, especially if it is a forged Howling letter... He will make the sender regret being born in this world.

Snape confirmed the safety of the letter, and at the same time the content of the letter was displayed in front of the black-haired man.

The wording of the letter was accurate and concise, which was Snape's favorite style of writing. Obviously, the writer knew the reader's habits well.Then the initial guess that the heartless Frenchman was wrong.

From the content of the letter, it can be clearly seen that an extension spell has been cast on it, and most of the text is explaining the creation principle and idea of ​​a new potion.

Hmph, just showing these to others, he doesn't know whether to say that the sender's brain is occupied by muscles or that he is actually a close relative of a troll, especially what this person invented - Snape raised his eyebrows ——Hmph, it's thanks to him for daring to think about potions for giving birth to children.

If he hadn't read the letter clearly and logically, how could he have seen the present.

Bless Merlin, in terms of academics, this person's brain has not been corrupted by trolls, at least until now there have been no major problems.

Sitting on the chair he had just summoned, Snape deduced the success of this potion in his mind, and the black-haired man rarely commented that the probability of success of this potion was more than 85%.

But the person who thought of making fertility potion, this person is definitely a lunatic among geniuses!

But as a potion master who really loves potions, when there is a new potion direction beckoning to you, it's like a miser seeing a gold ingot, and his blood is absolutely boiling.

Snape thought of the madness when he created the wolf potion, and he seemed to have smelled the wonderful herbal fragrance.Although this potion was mainly aimed at childbirth, the few words about the soul mentioned in the letter gave him a burst of inspiration.

The potion master's nerves are getting more and more excited, and the speed of reading the letter has increased by a few percentage points. It may not be a bad idea for him to establish contact with the owner of the letter-only in the research of potion requirements.

Snape obviously had his reasons for doing this. Since this person dared to send him the unborn potion formula, it was obviously an invitation to study with him.

Since this guy clearly knows a part of himself, his insidious but not encroaching habit of succeeding in others is clearly a good choice.

As for why they weren't worried about being Death Eaters, well, all their brains were empty decorations long before they were marked, or maybe before.

Snape continued to read the letter.

Then, the last sentence at the end made Snape froze there - Master, how do you feel after using it?

Feel?used?What?

Snape suddenly had a bad feeling.

The dark-haired man seemed to have suddenly discovered the malice of the world - the perfume still around the tip of his nose reminded the master of potions that he had been tricked by someone.

This potion is disguised as a completely harmless perfume of noble letters!

The captured Snape was like an enraged venomous cobra, and the defiant King Snake hissed at the ready to tear the rat through his bones.

However, now, the most important thing is to "detoxify" yourself.Because with the passage of time, the detailed description of Snape's physical condition after being recruited in the letter has been fulfilled one by one.It was like a dozen surveillance spells had been cast in the room next to him and his condition was written in a letter.

The Potions Master was sure that everything said in the letter was true - including the probable effect of the fertility potion - and Snape's strangely pale face was even paler.

There is a sense of terror of an unidentified instant attack and sensation!

Just as Snape was concocting the potion for himself, a not particularly outstanding man appeared in front of the alley between Magnolia Crescent Street and Wisteria Road.

The man's double-black features were not as dazzling as the blonde's, but they were just right now as a moving shadow under the trees in the not-so-bright moonlight.

But if you look closely at those green eyes, you can see that they are surprisingly bright.

Oh, Harry knows that his level of potions is not so good, what kind of swollen childbirth potion can do ╮(╯▽╰)╭, those are all made up by the old bat himself-because perfume is actually perfume, but the letter says There was a psychic hint attached - that was just how Harry knew that Snape would be hinted at the Fertility Potion.

Harry Serving Himself on the Dinner Plate Potter raised his head, hum, look what's going on in the back of the old bat's mind! (Harry, are you sure it's not because of some bad taste of yours)

Now, just wait.

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Quote: Every world has its own rules. Different rules lead to different civilizations. If they are mixed with each other, it is very likely to cause the world to run amok. In order to maintain different rules, the suppression of the big world comes from this.As long as the characteristics of skills and moves of different civilizations are not universal, they will be more or less restricted.