Six Records of Floating Life

Double, totally incongruous.Also, the face is so long, full of acne marks.Alas, only I want you. "He hurt me a lot, turned to watch TV, and a little girl popped up to make an advertisement. He used the topic again: "You can't imitate her, leaving only youth without acne.So much so that I can't find a clean place to kiss you even if I want to kiss you. "

This little fool went to the house again!I gave him a hard look, and he patted my face with a smile, and continued to watch TV in my arms.

(Eight)

Song Qing has all kinds of bad habits.It is not difficult to realize this, after all, we still have bunk beds.

He likes to lie down and read a book, and he can change various positions.Once I was lying on the bed listening to music, and suddenly his head protruded from the side of the bed, his arms were hanging down, and he was holding a book in his hand.This frightened me a lot, and I stayed there for a long time before I asked weakly, "What are you doing?"

Song Qing didn't even look at me: "Read a book, otherwise."

"Is this how you read the book? It scared me to death." "Oh." He retracted his head, and after a while he changed back to the same way as before, "This way, comfortable." I almost laughed angrily at him.

He also especially likes to stay up late.Once I got up to drink water in the middle of the night and found him still watching a movie in bed.I thought it was accidental, but later I found out that this guy goes to bed late every day.After we got together, I forced him to go to bed early, and then gradually changed.

(nine)

After spending some time in the company, at least I became a deputy manager.Although the salary has not increased much, but talking about this is proud.

On the night of the promotion, I took the little fool out to eat Malatang.Song Qing doesn't know how to eat spicy food, but loves spicy food.Every time I eat a few mouthfuls of vegetables, I have to eat a mouthful of rice and another mouthful of Coke.After going back and forth, it is rare to eat faster than me.After eating two bowls of rice, he was already full, so he looked into the pot anxiously. "Want to eat?" He nodded, then curled his lips again: "But I'm full." I was amused by that appearance, and I accidentally laughed out loud, and the little fool gave me a hard look.

I took a bowl and went to the boss to get a bowl of water.When I came back, I picked up a piece of yuba, swung it in the water, picked it up and fed it to him. "Eat like this." The little fool happily picked up the food again.

That night's indulgence made it difficult for both of us the next day.He had a few pimples and I had diarrhea all night.

second note

(ten)

The little fool showed me the little jokes he wrote about us getting along.

"It feels... a bit unreal." I scratched my head.Although it is about the two of us, it always feels weird.

"Of course." Song Qing raised his eyebrows, "I have to modify it. Don't you want me to write 'husband is wearing a big underpants and sitting on the sofa watching the game, and he is still jumping on the sofa when he is happy, and he dances badly Two bamboo mat cushions'?"

"Don't, don't, then my reputation will be ruined." I quickly praised him, "The writing before was very good. However, it would be better if I was written more handsomely."

Song Qing looked at me and suppressed a smile.I looked at his hideous face for ten seconds, and then laughed mercilessly.

Tsk, this little fool has gone to the house again!

(eleven)

Looking at the jokes he wrote, I think of many things.

Let me tell you what happened a few days ago.

The weather was fine that day, and we went for a walk after dinner.Song Qing saw an antique shop selling old furniture and dragged me to look.

The boss was very enthusiastic, pulling Song Qingxu to chatter non-stop, and told him about a pattern under the table, Song Qing squatted down to look at it.He wore a pair of low-waisted jeans that day, and when he squatted down, he showed a red mark.I froze for a moment, then remembered that it was the imprint I left last night.Then... I began to recall that night unconsciously, my face turned red and my pants were stretched.I turned quickly, pretending to look at a chair.

After the boss left, I called the little fool in a low voice.He glanced teasingly back and forth between me and the chair, and finally said, "Wow, it looks like you really like this chair."

"Ah?" I didn't understand, he smiled and turned sideways to help me shield the boss' eyes.

(twelve)

Song Qing was very popular.When I was in college, Zhang Aobing, who was in the same dormitory, didn’t talk very much at first, and didn’t like to talk to us.But after one semester, he was only willing to take the initiative to talk to Song Qing.

I originally thought that the little fool would go to organizations that require strong communication skills in the student union, but he joined the literature club within a few days.I asked him why he didn't go to the student union. He was eating instant noodles, raised his fork and nodded to me pretendingly: "It's disgusting to be controlled by others; it's tiring to control others."

At that time, there were eight people in the dormitory, and Song Qing and I had the best relationship.But if you think about it carefully, there is still a reason.Two of the eight people are not in the dormitory every day, one is Liang Heng, who always goes out to the Internet cafe to play games.I once secretly complained that he was not doing his job properly.Later, he became famous in various game competitions, and was signed by a professional game team in his senior year, which shocked me.There is also Jiang Lan, who makes herself look like a dog every day, leaves early and returns late, and has changed many girlfriends.Song Qing once joked that he changed girlfriends as fast as he changed pen refills.Later, this prodigal son was taken away by Zhang Aobing's sister, but that's another story.

The head of the dormitory is called Yu Zhou. He is the class monitor in the class and a small cadre in the student union. Later, he became the chairman of the junior year and was busy going around every day.Zhao Jingtang is a southerner, fair and clean, 170 is the shortest in the dormitory, and he likes to be clean.Yu Zhou sometimes teased him and called him "girl".Later Song Qing followed suit, yelling that his girlfriend wanted to find someone like Jing Tang.But such a young man got out of the singles after one month of school.Ruan Jing, a good friend of his since he was a child, placed candles and banners for him in the dormitory, and made a small radio confession, and then they were together.A savvy person like me would not be a light bulb.

Well, Zhang Aobing... Well, if he can take the initiative to talk to me, I feel like winning 500 million in lottery tickets.As for Lin Shiyuan, he must be mentioned emphatically.This boy is more gossip than girls. One day I saw him gossiping with a few girls. I was a little curious, so I listened to it. It turned out that it was a celebrity scandal.He was also the most talkative and emotional of the small group.

So, if I am not with Song Qing, who else can I be with?

(thirteen)

What really communicated with Song Qing was the November holiday of the first semester of freshman year.Zhang Aobing went home, and he also goes home on Saturdays and Sundays.Lin Shiyuan's family is in the next province, so he also went back.Liang Heng ate, drank and slept in the Internet cafe. Jiang Lan and Yu Zhou were fellow villagers, and they went back together.Zhao Jingtang originally planned to stay, but Ruan Jing confessed his love the night before the holiday, and the next day he changed his mind and took his little girlfriend back to meet his parents.

Song Qing and I were the only ones left in the dormitory.We went with Liang Heng to send off Yu Zhou and Jiang Lan.On the way, Liang Heng said that he had something to do and left, so Song Qing and I went back to the dormitory.

"How about one side that was agreed to support one side? Jiang Lan and Yu Zhou are not in the same place at all." I didn't know they were fellow villagers until they were about to go back, and I was a little depressed.

Song Qing smiled, "Jiang Lan is the kind of handsome and coquettish." I then said to Yu Zhou: "And Yu Zhou has a revolutionary face." Song Qing playfully answered: "Pull She Chang In the 50s, he was definitely a male god admired by everyone like Comrade Lei Feng!"

Song Qing went to apply for the dormitory list, and I called my mother in the dormitory.My mother cried when she heard that I would not come back from the holiday: "I shouldn't have sent you to go to college so far away! How nice it is to be with your parents! It's not like now that you can't see each other for several months! Once the holiday is over Come back..." The phone was picked up by the elder brother.I complained to my elder brother: "I'm going to harm other people's girls, my mother still treats me like a child!" My elder brother smiled and asked me about my life, fearing that it would be unsafe for me to stay in school alone. Being led astray. "No way! My dormitory roommate you said was very knowledgeable, polite and reliable. He won't go back." I thought about it and put on Song Qing to reassure my elder brother.The eldest brother asked about Song Qing's family, I only remember that he seems to be from Inner Mongolia.After saying a few more words, I hung up because long-distance calls were expensive.

(fourteen)

I spent five days alone with Song Qing, but some fun and helpless things happened.

For example, I was suddenly asked to go to the library for self-study, because the free coffee provided by the library is delicious.

Another time, he took me to play basketball. There was no ball in our dormitory. He said that there is a place where people play basketball every day, so we can join in and play with them.I agreed.When I arrived, I found a large group of old ladies dancing square dance on the basketball court.I was a little speechless and planned to go back to the dormitory, but Song Qing jumped up with a group of old ladies and tried to invite me.Then... I just sat there for half an hour watching Song Qing dance with the old ladies.

I remember one day, the two of us played games with Liang Heng until eight o'clock in the evening without eating.Liang Heng wants to eat fast food at the Internet cafe, the two of us will go out to eat barbecue if we still have a little money.After drinking for three rounds, the two began to spend their money on each other.

"I have four older sisters. When I was born, family planning was strictly enforced, causing my family to go all the way from Liaoning to Inner Mongolia." Song Qing was already a little drunk.

"So you are from Liaoning." I opened another can of beer, "My family is small, I only have a big brother and a big sister. I am Xiaoyao."

"Hey, let me tell you something funny." I remembered the names of the group in my family.

"What's so fun?" Song Qing's eyes lit up, his little face was flushed, a little cute.

"My family, there is an order in choosing names. The second word for male is '