hurt spring
Chapter 8
After saying goodbye to the unknown girl, He Daxia, and Bai Yujiao that day, Di Qiu simply rearranged his daily life. He lived a more regular life. When he was awake, he went to the chess and card room. At this time, the chess and card room has not yet opened, and it is dark behind the glass door.Di Qiu was waiting at the door, eating cigarettes, peeling chestnuts, and cracking melon seeds. Usually, after eating three cigarettes, Boss Sun would come.When Boss Sun saw Di Qiu, he wanted to take him to the next door to have some hot noodle soup, but Di Qiu still declined, lit another cigarette with a smile, and said, "I'll order a big bowl of wontons."
Boss Sun looked at him and asked, "Is the house all right?" (Is the house all right?)
Di Qiu said, "It's all pretty good."
Boss Sun fell silent, opened the door, and led Di Qiu into the chess and card room.The proprietress is not on the first floor, there are only tables and chairs in the hall, and the lingering smell of cigarettes.There are two rags on the counter, and a mop (mop) and a broom are standing against the wall inside the counter.Boss Sun turned on all the lights and took a broom to sweep the floor. Di Qiu followed him. After sweeping around a table, he removed the chairs that were buckled on the table and set them up.After finishing their work, the two of them were sweating. Each of them lit a cigarette, opened a bottle of soda, sat and ate cigarettes and drank soda.No one said anything, and when the soda was half drunk, Boss Sun would go to the kitchen and serve Di Qiu a big bowl of wontons.
Sometimes the wontons are made of shepherd's purse meat, and sometimes they are made of shrimp skin and fresh meat. Boss Sun sprinkles chopped green onions when they order them, and the wife drips sesame oil when she orders them.
Di Qiu was always very busy in the chess and card room. After eating wontons, he would order fried noodles. It was late at night and he ordered wontons again. He also ate cigarettes, tea, oranges from Tongtong, and big cherries brought by the dog from home. ,Cherry tomato.When he was not eating, he chatted with Tongtong, chatted with Teacher Zhu, and laughed with Boss Huang, Boss Cai, bosses from all walks of life.He can pick up a few words from anyone. Boss Huang said: "I found that Xiao Di is very happy to help Ni play mahjong recently. He smiles every day?" (I found out that Xiao Di likes to play with us recently? Mahjong, smiling every day.)
Di Qiu smiled and said, "When do you not like it? Ah, Dongfeng? Let me touch it."
Manager Qian stepped on the card, and said with a teasing smile, "Why do you just touch it, and also 'touch it', here, I am Zhang Dongfeng, do you want to touch it twice?" (Just touch it, touch it again Just one touch, well, I’m Zhang Dongfeng too, do you want to touch it twice?)
Di Qiu laughed, and Zhenzhen, who was sitting next to Manager Qian, stuffed a grape into Manager Qian's mouth.Manager Qian ate, spat out the raisins, sucked his teeth, and glanced at Boss Cai: "Lao Cai, have you finished posting your WeChat?" (Have you finished posting your WeChat?)
Zhenzhen is the new sister that Manager Qian has been obsessed with recently. Her eyes are smaller than Zhuzhu's, and her breasts are more plump than Zhuzhu's.She always held Manager Qian's arm with one hand, and kept stuffing food into Manager Qian's mouth with the other hand.After eating the grapes, she stuffed them with small tomatoes, and she ate them herself, making her lips rosy and moist.
Boss Cai didn't answer the call. He looked at the phone screen, touched the cards, and got [-] cards. He typed on the phone for a while, and after a while, he picked up the phone and whispered: "I know, So tomorrow I will transfer [-], only [-]? It’s cool to ask, is it cheaper?” (Got it, then I will transfer [-] tomorrow, only [-]? Have you asked clearly? Ah, how could it be so cheap?)
Sitting opposite Di Qiu with long legs, she has been looking at her own cards. Hearing this, she raised her head and met Di Qiu's eyes. She smiled, and pushed her high cheekbones up, she said : "You can only buy a diploma for 5 yuan. It's Lao Cai. You have to ask Qing Qingge."
Manager Qian chewed on the small tomatoes, drooling: "5 RMB, the Singaporean copper tin is estimated to be [-]?"
Changjiao said to Boss Cai: "It's refreshing to ask, do you need to recognize all kinds of graduation certificates?" (You ask clearly, not the kind of graduation certificates that are not recognized here.)
When the tomatoes were finished, Zhenzhen hiccupped and said next to Manager Qian, "Fuck this one, Boss Cai, Dunan, don't want to graduate?" (Boss Cai's daughter is graduating?)
Manager Qian grabbed her and said, "Please help me add some water."
Looking at them with long legs, he smiled leisurely and said, "That's right, it's good to graduate after six years of college." (Why not, it's good to graduate after six years of college.)
Zhenzhen said: "The doctoral student is crooked, amazing."
Manager Qian said, "Bring some peanuts to eat!"
Zhenzhen reluctantly got up, tugged at her thigh-high tight skirt, and pointed at Manager Qian's card: "Play this one! Trust me!"
Manager Qian waved his finger, and Zhenzhen went in the direction of the counter, plunged into the smoke that filled the room.The table was quiet for a moment, and Manager Qian said to Boss Cai: "Boss Nang Huang is also going to help the Japanese eat old wine today?" (Why is Boss Huang going to drink with the Japanese again today?)
Boss Cai put down the [-] card, glanced at the phone, and lamented: "What a guy, [-] dozen is also [-]." Hit whatever you want!)
His eyes turned twice on the table, looked at Changjiao, and said: "It looks so crooked, Changjiao has only won copper coins every time since the last time I bowed to the Bodhisattva." ( It seems that you are going to play cards. You have long legs since you worshiped the Bodhisattva last month, and now you win money every game.)
The dog hurriedly said: "What is the big Bodhisattva and the little Bodhisattva, Ni Fu is a kind of feudal superstition."
Boss Cai said with a smile: "The big feudal family wants to mess with Ge."
Changjiao sneered, left Zhang Yiwan behind, and said, "It's a good thing you didn't hit him, but you can't touch your head." Touch this tender head.)
Boss Cai said: "Nentou still touches less and eats less? Don't you think it's a kudzu."
Zhenzhen came back, with a package of drunkard peanuts in her hand, she sat back next to Manager Qian and leaned on the ashtray to peel peanuts, peeled two, and brought them to Manager Qian's mouth, Manager Qian ate them with a snort.
Changjiao played the card and said: "Nangfu is right, the old tree blooms, and the long drought meets the rain, so the head is tilted." (Why not, the old tree blooms, and the long drought meets the rain, so it is good to talk about it.)
Zhenzhen said: "What old tree is blooming? Well, the topic is changing so quickly." (What old tree is blooming? You change the topic so quickly!)
Manager Qian said, "Peel some more, let's eat together."
The dog said: "Boss Cai is so kind, why don't you be a young mistress next time? Is a graduation certificate not a graduation certificate?"
Boss Cai smiled, and said, "Brother Gougou is a sad word, right?" He raised his teacup and looked at Gougou taking a big sip, and made a toast. , "What's the use of being a college student, Xiao Di is a college student, right? How can you make a lot of money in the first class, or a white-collar and blue-collar worker?"
(Brother Gougou is right.) (What’s the use of being a college student, Xiao Di, are you a college student? You can make more money here in one night than those white-collar and blue-collar workers who work hard for a month.)
Di Qiu smiled and said, "There are profits and there are losses."
Zhenzhen cast a look and said, "Is it all for you to make money? You are a god of gambling!"
Manager Qian leaned forward, dragged his shoe leather, stretched his arms to touch Di Qiu's cards, and said, "University students yelled so much that they were farts, and scared them out." (University students asked them to come Come here and scare their farts out.)
Changjiao said: "What's the point of buying a diploma?" (Then why are you buying a diploma?)
Boss Cai looked at his phone again, but nodded in response and didn't speak.Long feet chased him and asked, "Oh, why don't you just make a phone call? Is it annoying to send back and forth on WeChat?" (Can you just make a phone call? Is it annoying to send back and forth on WeChat?)
Manager Qian said, "I guess it's convenient for Foo to answer the phone."
"Do you still want to listen to WeChat? It just so happens that you still want to send a voice message?" Chang Jiao said.
Boss Cai turned the phone over and covered it, and said: "Ni's family is a bit famous when they talk about it, so everyone will be happy if they get a graduation certificate. 5 yuan is happy to buy a tenant. Fogg counts?" (Our in-laws It’s a bit of a famous person to say it out, everyone is happy to get a graduation certificate, isn’t it worthwhile to buy happiness for [-] million?)
Manager Qian nodded with a smile, and the long legs also smiled, but he didn't nod. He shook his head and said, "Well, my in-laws, don't you know that I'm so kind? Help my son to study, and he can't graduate after six years , I’d better call out, little Niangyu, who’s been in the house recently, let’s pierce her stomach and have a look.” (Does your in-laws know your daughter’s background? You and your son are studying together, and they haven’t graduated after six years. You still Let your daughter stay at home recently, and watch that belly.)
Manager Qian said, "Get some peanuts and eat!"
Zhenzhen wondered: "Is it true that you want to peel and eat kudzu together? There are only a few grains!" (Didn't you say that you want to peel and eat together? Only a few grains!)
Di Qiu laughed, and took a peanut to eat: "Today's is more fragrant than yesterday's, is there a different brand?"
Manager Qian said: "Ni left at nine o'clock last night, hey, I went to help Zhu Jiali Du rubbing his hands?" (We left at nine o'clock yesterday, did you go to fight Zhu XX and the others?)
"No, Teacher Zhu and the others have gathered good people. I'll take a look and take a bet."
Changjiao asked, "Tuole, why are you in a mess?" (Who is the bet on?)
Di Qiu said, "Tong Tong."
The dog said: "Boss Huang ate too much yesterday."
Boss Cai said: "Well, when the Japanese come, people go crazy." (She, when the Japanese come, people go crazy.)
Changjiao said: "This factory is a Japanese business Ge factory, so it makes people crazy?" She threw a card, brushed her hands on the table, and sighed: "It's not easy, oh." (Her factory is How can it be said that people who are in Japanese business are crazy.) (It is not easy.)
Boss Cai smiled, and the phone rang. He turned over to look, and when he raised his hand, everyone looked at him. He pressed the phone, and everyone at the table heard Boss Huang's voice.
"Jiaxing, I've eaten so much, I've eaten too much, oh, I've eaten so much, I'm a little dizzy, I think I'll have to call for someone to pick me up."
Boss Huang was talking coquettishly.
Soon, there was another one, and Boss Cai still released it publicly.Boss Huang said: "It's refreshing to ask, is it true that yesterday's mahjong table is really going to ask me to pay for it, or if I have to wait until the Chenguang grid is broken? The shoe is on my back and I'm talking about what I'm doing. Lah." (Ask me clearly, I really don't want to pay for the mahjong table yesterday, and don't want that broken shoe to say something about me behind my back, the two mouths above and below can't be sewn.)
Di Qiu came out of Zhang Jiutiao and drank tea silently.Changjiao said: "I think the proprietress is pretty good, Boss Huang is a big bag, what can I do to help..."
Boss Cai's cell phone rang, and he frowned and ignored it. The dog glanced at it and said with a smile, "Boss Cai is a bit confused when he met Boss Huang."
Boss Cai answered the phone and said, "I sent the 68 yuan sent to you yesterday through WeChat, so I am so happy."
Afterwards, he grunted a few more times, and threw out any cards he drew, and there were many thousands of cards in the blink of an eye.After hanging up the phone, Boss Cai said, "Have you ever heard of same-sex repulsion?"
Manager Qian said with a smile: "It's just a character, a character!"
Boss Cai pouted his chin in the direction of the counter, and said: "Sun Jiali is very kind, and help the dog Acha to Fodo." (Sun is very nice, similar to a dog.)
Changjiao said: "Why don't you go back to spend time with your wife?" (Why don't you go back to spend time with your wife?)
Manager Qian said: "Listen to Brother Gougou, long-legged and long-legged, hurry up and turn around." (Brother Gougou, there is something in the long-legged words, I will drive you back.)
Changjiao said: "Don't bother! Play mahjong, play mahjong!" (Don't bother! Play mahjong! Play mahjong!)
Manager Qian was still talking, and the phone rang again. This time it was his phone that rang. Manager Qian looked at the number, and his smile faded. After answering the phone, he stood up, smiled again, and pushed Zhenzhen to the table. , dragging the shoe leather and walked away.
Zhenzhen was gearing up and was very excited: "I'm a novice, please allow me."
Boss Cai handed her a card with a smile: "It's your turn to draw the card, tsk, it will be delivered to your door."
Zhenzhen smiled, took the mahjong tile, stuffed it into the array in front of her, and said, "It just so happens that I want Ge."
Boss Cai was still smiling, and speaking Mandarin: "That's good, that's good."
Changjiao said abruptly: "In the wallet? State secrets?"
Zhenzhen didn't play a card, she was still studying and pondering, a card was stuffed here, then pulled out, inserted there, and said: "Boss Qian's daughter's boyfriend cheated on her, and Boss Qian asked someone from northern Jiangsu to beat him up." After a meal, I was called to the hospital, and now my parents have come to Suzhou, talking to the money boss, and going to their university to meditate and so on, anyway, it’s quite annoying.”
Di Qiu asked, "How old are you this year?"
Changjiao laughed and said, "Fortunately, it was Xiaodi Wen, Ni Wen, and Zhenzhen was slapped by Ni Yi alone." (If we ask, Zhenzhen will give us a slap in the face alone.)
Zhenzhen said, "Nineteen."
Di Qiu fell silent.Zhenzhen looked at him, and finally played a card, a card of [-]: "I guess it's about your younger sister's age."
Di Qiu smiled, he wanted to light a cigarette, but the cigarette case was empty, he waved, and Boss Sun came over.Di Qiu asked for a pack of cigarettes and a big bowl of wontons.
Changjiao said: "Ah, is it delicious? It's the second bowl today." (Is the wonton here so delicious? Is it the second bowl today?)
Di Qiu said: "I'm hungry, so I'll eat blindly."
Boss Cai said: "I guess it smells like a mother."
Di Qiu smiled, but said nothing.
After the wontons were delivered and the hot soup was eaten, Di Qiu became a little sleepy, yawning continuously, and stayed on until five o'clock, and it was daylight. He sat outside the chess and card room, and when it was completely bright, he wrapped his coat and fell asleep. past.
After waking up, he lit a cigarette. Not long after, Boss Sun came out from Caixiang Road on a battery scooter. Di Qiu stood up, patted his clothes, and ate a piece of chewing gum.
Boss Sun stopped the car, locked it, looked at Di Qiu, and asked him, "Would you like to eat a bowl of noodles next door?"
Di Qiu shook his head, and Boss Sun said, "Why don't you ask the proprietress to cook some hot side dishes for you to eat? What do you want to eat? The small vegetable market is near Ge, I'll go and buy some." What kind of food will the proprietress cook for you? What do you want to eat? The vegetable market is very close, I'll go and buy some when I come back.)
Di Qiu lowered his head and rubbed his eyes. Boss Sun walked up to him, took out the key and opened the door. His voice was soft, as if he was whispering something to him, some secret.
Boss Sun said: "The proprietress's cooking is delicious. I have opened a restaurant before."
Di Qiu didn't make any noise, he only spoke when he entered the chess and card room.He said, "Forget it, I'll just eat wontons."
He doesn't think about other things when it comes to eating, and he switches mahjong tiles diligently. Boss Cai and the others usually come earlier than Teacher Zhu and the others, but most of the time they have all the tiles and they don't need him. Di Qiu will not die and wait for Teacher Zhu. He is actively looking for other opportunities to join the match table in the chess room.He has a sweet mouth, and when he sees people who are either brothers or sisters, he smiles when he talks, and he will respond to what others say. Not only the time, but also the home that never has to go back, everyone is very happy to play with him.Some older women sat on a mahjong table with Di Qiu, and couldn't help but sing "Falling in Love with a Man Who Doesn't Go Home" to him, and some older men said: "Xiao Di Qiu, come here If you want Furan to help Tongtong, Mama An, and Boss Huang come to play mahjong once you see it, it’s good to play mahjong, and I’m sorry for my sister’s cards." (Xiao Di, it’s fine if you come, Otherwise, watching you play mahjong with Tongtong, Mama An, and Boss Huang all the time, you will see that this sister can't even play mahjong well.)
After hearing this, Di Qiu hummed: "Whoever said that falling in love with someone who doesn't come home will end up waiting forever." He articulated his words clearly and sang to the delight of everyone.
Played a lot in the lobby, Di Qiu saw everyone familiar, and could say a few words, and someone nicknamed him "Universal Glue", and he could wipe it on wherever he needed it. Stick to a four-player game.Boss Cai and the others arrived at five o'clock that day. They were short of three, so they pulled Di Qiu into the game, and they were counted by the other two tables. .Di Qiule twisted her mouth, and said to the three tables: "I wish I was Monkey King, and I would conjure up some disciples and grandchildren to accompany everyone."
Pulling him with his long legs, he said: "You don't need to change Monkey King, tsk, it's good to play three sets of the whole family, here, the table helps you get closer!" (There is no need to change Monkey King, you can play three sets alone , Here, the table will help you get closer.)
As she said that, she moved the three adjacent mahjong tables closer, placed a chair in the middle, and pointed for Di Qiu to sit on.Di Qiu nodded, shook his head, and laughed, forcing tears out of his eyes.
Boss Huang laughed so hard that his stomach ached, he booed and said: "Hey! Did you come up with ideas one by one? Come on, come on, Xiao Dideng, sit down among them. Is Ni rubbing mahjong or a bag? Unification is good. It’s easy to count copper coins.” (How did you come up with this idea? Come on, Xiao Di sits in the middle, shall we play mahjong or something else? Let’s unify and calculate the money.)
Everyone laughed, and a woman at the other two tables said, "Wait a minute, Ni, Xiao Di will borrow the money first! If you have a loan, you can pay it back!" You guys! Borrow and pay back!)
Di Qiu bowed his hands to the woman, bowed back to everyone, turned around and said to Chang Jiao: "I'm not Monkey King or Nezha, I can only play a table by myself, come here, everyone sit down."
He poked (moved) the table away again, pulled the chair and sat at Boss Cai's table, handed the two dice on the table to Boss Cai, Boss Cai lit a cigarette, and threw out three plus three, six, Then, Boss Huang and Changjiao tossed separately, and finally it was Di Qiu's turn, and he threw five plus six, eleven, the largest number, the easterly seat, and the first one in the banker.
The mahjong tiles came up from under the stage, and Di Qiu lit a cigarette.
After playing two rounds, the chess and card room was full, crowded with people and heavy with smoke. Di Qiu glanced out occasionally. There were about twenty people in the hall, some with long faces, some with short faces, some with dark skin, some with fairer skin, and forehead bones. Glossy, hollow cheeks, old, older, everything, the proprietress smiled and carried a hot water bottle as she shuttled through the curses and jokes.After a break, Di Qiu glanced again, it was still the 20-odd people, they were still scolding other people's mothers, other people's ancestors, and they were still talking about shit and fart.Di Qiu smiled, sitting comfortably, eating cigarettes, eating peanuts, chewing gum, filling his mouth with tea (rinsing his mouth), lighting another cigarette after drinking, reaching into a pile of green glass square cards, and digging out A six barrel, mixed with regret, if he waits a little longer, he will be able to touch himself.
A new deck of cards was played, Boss Huang touched the cards and told jokes, she said: "I am a friend, he is a real guy, he is so sleepy, his belly hurts, and his pouch is also taken to the delivery room, doctor It hurts so much, it’s a bit like a stomachache, and you have to remove all kinds of shit. The doctor said, it’s a poop, you need to use a little force, it’s like removing a shit bag, it’s only a friend who needs to remove it. Uh oh oh Ge..." (My friend is also true. She fell asleep on the bed and her stomach hurts again, so she was dragged to the delivery room again. The doctor asked her how the pain was, and she said it was a bit like stomach pain. She wanted to pull Shit kind, the doctor said, it’s like this, if you use electricity, it’s like shitting, and that friend will hold back, ummm...)
Boss Cai interrupted her and said, "Umm, oh, it's like shitting." (Um, oh, it's not like shitting.)
Zhangjiao laughed loudly, the dog handed her a small sliced apple, and Changleg ate the apple and said, "After all, Ah Yeh, no matter how big your belly is." Pregnant.)
Boss Huang raised his hand, put down a card and said: "[-]! The poop was raised and spread out! Zhenge dismantled the poop and put it in the delivery room! Doctor Ayantu!" Pulled a pile of shit in the delivery room! The doctors were stunned!)
Everyone laughed, and Di Qiu followed suit. It was Boss Cai's turn to draw the tiles. He licked the froth from his lips, and with both hands protecting two mahjong tiles, he also told a story about a friend of his. He said: "I have a Children, I don’t have any hobbies in ordinary times. What’s your favorite thing to do? Go to a small park in Shilulang to pick up takeaways. If you’re caught, you can run around at night. There are many people in Bian Lang, so I asked, I am here to wait for Renge, huh? Personally, I am a woman, fragrant and fragrant, but the voice is a bit rough. The woman said, I am here to wait for Renge, I am Come and wait for Mrs. Ni Ge. The children said tusk, I’m here to wait for Ni’s son-in-law Ge. Nang Mo pricked his hand before reaching out to touch the woman’s leg, and the woman asked tut. Should I turn around and wait in the room? The children only said, sister, I don’t know..."
(I have a friend who usually has no hobbies. He likes to go to the small park on the stone road to pick up food. Once, he went there at night, and it was dark. He sat in a pavilion. After sitting for a while, he felt that there were too many people on the side. Personally, he asked, I’m here to wait for someone, how about you? That person is a woman, smelling delicious, the woman said, I’m also here to wait for someone, my husband. My friend said, I’m here to wait for my wife, He started to touch the woman's leg, and the woman asked, why did you come to this place to wait for your wife? Shouldn't the wife go back and wait at home? My friend said, sister, you don't know...)
The long legs couldn't help but said: "Oh, calling a chicken and making a lot of troubles, what's the problem with old Cai Gege?" (Oh, calling a chicken and making so many things No, Lao Cai, is there something wrong with your little friend?)
Boss Huang raised his hand and said: "I testify, Lao Cai's kid is okay, he's healthy, he's healthy!" (I testify, Lao Cai's kid is fine and healthy.)
Changjiao laughed loudly: "Boss Huang testified that I believed in Ge."
Boss Cai straightened his face and said, "I believe it, I can only hear the sound of wandering water when the Dinghaishen needle falls in."
Boss Huang said with a smile on his face, "When it gets hotter, Ah, you should drag your tongue out to get some water." (When it's hotter, don't drag your tongue out to think about the water.)
Changjiao secretly laughed, the dog laughed too, and Boss Huang himself laughed heartily.Boss Cai went on to say: "Little friend Ni is just talking, sister, the mother-in-law of the Ni family sells mussels and kudzu. I can't see it. I can't find the taste of kudzu. I can't help you. The same characteristics. Smell the smell, and say tut, the smell is like Santu, stand up at one end, touch a pavilion and walk outside, go out and run away immediately, huh, I know the bag "(My friend said, sister, my wife sells mussels, I can't see it, I took a picture of her smell, the smell here is the strongest, and it's exactly the same as her smell, he smelled it, and then Having said that, the smell seems to have dissipated a bit, he stood up while talking, touched the pavilion and walked out, and ran away as soon as he got out, guess what?)
The dog said: "Shi Lulang is very diligent in catching chickens. I guess old Cai Ge's friend is touching the faucet of the policeman Ge." My friend touched the faucet of the police.)
Boss Cai grinned and took a big sip of tea: "Brother Ni Gougou has experience!"
Changjiao glared at the dog: "It's quite refreshing." (You know it very well.)
The dog quickly apologized, handed the apple, and immediately heated the water in the long-legged teacup, saying: "I have a kid who works in the police station." (I have a friend who works in the police station.)
It just happened to have long legs, so she drew a card and came out with Zhang Siwan. She glanced at the dog and said, "There is Zha Jingba in the Ni community. She used to be a woman who stalked Ge. Don't help another family raise Jingba Ge in the house." Let’s have a kiss, the Ge family’s family used to be a man from Ge, so Geri yelled, walked, slid, Jingba also raised puppies, so who can come and see, the first child is born That's right, I raised a short-legged, brown-colored puppy with two pinches of Jingba, so it's snow-white Ge, and the woman in the dog's family's house is furious, saying it's a dog stealing a man! Ge's family's Ge The hostess, Ah Ji, said that the blood of Jingba is not pure, Fuzheng, the two women are going to fight each other, and the second child is coming out, it looks like a snow white Gegou, it looks a bit like Pomeranian, a dog-in-law man rushed up to slap a woman and slapped a woman twice, and when he came for a walk, a white Pomeranian man with a strip of white hair turned his ass before leaving."
(There is a Jingba in our community. It has always been a woman walking the dog. Its family has a relationship with another family that raises a Jingba. That family has always been walked by a man. It was walking that day. The Jingba It's about to give birth, a lot of people gather around to watch it, it's not right when the first baby comes out, a short-legged, brown puppy is born, and the two Pekingese are snow-white, the woman in the in-law's family is furious, saying you The dog steals men! The hostess of the dog was also anxious, saying that your Jingba blood was not pure, and the two women were about to fight. At this time, the second child came out. It was a snow-white dog, which looked a bit like Pomeranian, the man with the dog's family rushed up and slapped the hostess twice, and a man who was walking the dog with a white Pomeranian turned around and left.)
Gougou then said: "The dog-in-law woman has a brainstorm, and when she goes up, she is slapped twice by the Beijing-badu mistress, kicks her man's crotch, and hugs the dog tightly before leaving." (The dog-in-law's family The hostess had a brainstorm, went up and slapped that Jingba woman twice, kicked her man's crotch, hugged the dog and left.)
Changjiao nodded again and again, smiling from ear to ear, everyone laughed, Di Qiu also laughed happily, the card table was busy, Boss Huang answered the phone, and when he answered, he said angrily: "Hey, sang Huh? Huh? Nang Ye’s class reunion? Did you just eat dinner last time? Huh? Okay, I get it, huh, huh..."
(Hello? How's it going? Ah? Why is there another class reunion? Didn't you just have dinner last month? Ah? Okay, I see, umm..."
She hung up the phone, frowning, and made a call. As soon as the call was connected, she immediately said, "Hey, Lao Wang, hey, it's me, ah, it's the reunion of Wu Duye's classmates? Ah? Oh, good Ge Hao Ge, let’s have dinner together, He Chenguang.” (Old Wang, it’s me, are you having a reunion with your classmates again? Ah? Okay, okay, when will we have dinner together.)
The phone call ended in a hurry. Boss Huang looked at the table, touched and played the cards, and said: "Student reunion, if you break up a pair, it's a pair, huh? Heard of it?" (Haven't you heard of it? )
Boss Cai touched the cards and was about to draw them, but happened to meet the hand that Boss Huang gave the cards to. She rolled her eyes and patted Boss Cai's hand. Her tone softened and her voice became soft, and she said, "You stretch your hands so long. .” (Your hand is stretched far enough.)
The long legs smiled, Di Qiu hooked the corner of his mouth, and a few words came out of his throat: "I have a friend..."
There was a sudden bang in his ears, as if hundreds of mahjong tables were shuffling cards at the same time, and the smoke in front of his eyes seemed to be full of smoke, as if people all over the world were smoking. After rushing into the toilet, he vomited while holding the toilet. After a while, he couldn't vomit any more. He went to the counter and asked for a bottle of mineral water, went outside the chess and card room to fill his mouth, drank water, and lit a cigarette.
After eating half a cigarette, Di Qiu raised his head and saw Xiao Hui's car slowly pull over and stop at the side of the road.After a while, the door of the passenger seat was opened. He saw a crutch first, and then saw Jie Jie get out of the car with plaster casts on her hands and feet.Jiejie leaned on a cane and stood firm on the side of the road, turned around and bent over, and talked to the people in the car for a while, and she didn't come to the chess and card room until the car drove away.
Jiejie also saw Di Qiu, waved to him, quickened her pace, and arrived in front of Di Qiu, panting.She exhaled and asked, "Aren't you here? Why can't they pull anyone?"
Di Qiu said, "I'm fighting Boss Huang and the others."
Jiejie nodded and looked at Di Qiu's smoke.Di Qiu asked her: "Are you discharged from the hospital?"
Jiejie said, "I've been transferred."
Di Qiu asked, "You sneaked out from the hospital to play mahjong? Was it Xiao Hui just now?"
"I will officially transfer there tomorrow, and today is the last time I come out to let the wind go." Jiejie said, smiling, "I transferred to Guangji. Are you free? Do you want to come over to play? 702, is there no general ward for a temporary transfer?" Yes, the VIP ward is very high-end."
Di Qiu looked at her, lowered his hand, the cigarette was burning by itself, and he didn't make a sound.
Jiejie said again: "It was Xiaohui just now."
She said nothing, and walked into the chess and card room.Facing the road, Di Qiu continued to eat his cigarette, finished it in two mouthfuls, and then went back in.
The next afternoon, he woke up at the door of the chess and card room. It was still dark, so he jumped on a bus, took the subway, took the bus, and went to Guangji Hospital on Guangji Road.
After entering the hospital, I found the door of 702. Di Qiu looked in through the small glass window at the door, and only saw a living room with a sofa, TV, coffee table and tables. The walls were painted light yellow. On the wall is a thick and colorful painting of sunflowers. The huge golden flowers have broken the stems, like a group of people with unkempt hair, their bodies squeezed into the vase, and their heads hanging outside the vase.Di Qiu didn't see Jiejie, so he entered the room and looked again. There was a built-in bookcase on the west wall. There were three floors, and each floor was filled with travel guide books. Back home from abroad, there is also a "Brief History of Time" and a "Theory of the Universe System" at the bottom, which are squeezed between the India strategy and the Jiangxi tourist destination recommendation.Passing through the living room is the bedroom. There is also a TV in the bedroom, hanging on the wall, and there is a small door not far away. The door is open, and the light in the door is also on. It is a bathroom.The lights in the bedroom were not turned on, and the curtains were drawn, and a person could be vaguely seen lying on the big bed facing the TV.There are two cabinets next to the bed, and on one cabinet is a group photo of three people: a man, a woman, and a girl about six or seven years old between them. The man is smiling, and the woman is also smiling, and the girl is staring with big eyes. , holding a doll tightly with both hands.Men and women get very close to girls.The background of the photo is the main entrance of the big park on Park Road.
There was a scented candle on the other bedside table. Di Qiu took a closer look and smelled it. The candle smelled like grapefruit.The flames were thin like cicada wings, burning faintly.Di Qiu sat on the floor, which was covered with carpets, and some shoes were scattered under the bed. Di Qiu put them back together, pushed them to the corner, and lined them up in a row, very close to a crutch and a wheelchair.He looked at the big bed again. Jiejie hugged a pillow, curled up in a corner of the bed, and fell asleep soundly.
There is also a painting on the wall above the bed.The colors are hazy, and the strokes are somewhat vague, as if the painting is a woman and a little girl sitting in a garden, and the woman is wearing a red hat.
Di Qiu lay on the bedside table where the candles were placed, and fell asleep with his arms under his pillow.
After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, he was woken up by Jiejie. When he opened his eyes, Di Qiu saw Jiejie smiling at him.Di Qiu stroked his hair and smiled, the curtains in the bedroom were drawn
Boss Sun looked at him and asked, "Is the house all right?" (Is the house all right?)
Di Qiu said, "It's all pretty good."
Boss Sun fell silent, opened the door, and led Di Qiu into the chess and card room.The proprietress is not on the first floor, there are only tables and chairs in the hall, and the lingering smell of cigarettes.There are two rags on the counter, and a mop (mop) and a broom are standing against the wall inside the counter.Boss Sun turned on all the lights and took a broom to sweep the floor. Di Qiu followed him. After sweeping around a table, he removed the chairs that were buckled on the table and set them up.After finishing their work, the two of them were sweating. Each of them lit a cigarette, opened a bottle of soda, sat and ate cigarettes and drank soda.No one said anything, and when the soda was half drunk, Boss Sun would go to the kitchen and serve Di Qiu a big bowl of wontons.
Sometimes the wontons are made of shepherd's purse meat, and sometimes they are made of shrimp skin and fresh meat. Boss Sun sprinkles chopped green onions when they order them, and the wife drips sesame oil when she orders them.
Di Qiu was always very busy in the chess and card room. After eating wontons, he would order fried noodles. It was late at night and he ordered wontons again. He also ate cigarettes, tea, oranges from Tongtong, and big cherries brought by the dog from home. ,Cherry tomato.When he was not eating, he chatted with Tongtong, chatted with Teacher Zhu, and laughed with Boss Huang, Boss Cai, bosses from all walks of life.He can pick up a few words from anyone. Boss Huang said: "I found that Xiao Di is very happy to help Ni play mahjong recently. He smiles every day?" (I found out that Xiao Di likes to play with us recently? Mahjong, smiling every day.)
Di Qiu smiled and said, "When do you not like it? Ah, Dongfeng? Let me touch it."
Manager Qian stepped on the card, and said with a teasing smile, "Why do you just touch it, and also 'touch it', here, I am Zhang Dongfeng, do you want to touch it twice?" (Just touch it, touch it again Just one touch, well, I’m Zhang Dongfeng too, do you want to touch it twice?)
Di Qiu laughed, and Zhenzhen, who was sitting next to Manager Qian, stuffed a grape into Manager Qian's mouth.Manager Qian ate, spat out the raisins, sucked his teeth, and glanced at Boss Cai: "Lao Cai, have you finished posting your WeChat?" (Have you finished posting your WeChat?)
Zhenzhen is the new sister that Manager Qian has been obsessed with recently. Her eyes are smaller than Zhuzhu's, and her breasts are more plump than Zhuzhu's.She always held Manager Qian's arm with one hand, and kept stuffing food into Manager Qian's mouth with the other hand.After eating the grapes, she stuffed them with small tomatoes, and she ate them herself, making her lips rosy and moist.
Boss Cai didn't answer the call. He looked at the phone screen, touched the cards, and got [-] cards. He typed on the phone for a while, and after a while, he picked up the phone and whispered: "I know, So tomorrow I will transfer [-], only [-]? It’s cool to ask, is it cheaper?” (Got it, then I will transfer [-] tomorrow, only [-]? Have you asked clearly? Ah, how could it be so cheap?)
Sitting opposite Di Qiu with long legs, she has been looking at her own cards. Hearing this, she raised her head and met Di Qiu's eyes. She smiled, and pushed her high cheekbones up, she said : "You can only buy a diploma for 5 yuan. It's Lao Cai. You have to ask Qing Qingge."
Manager Qian chewed on the small tomatoes, drooling: "5 RMB, the Singaporean copper tin is estimated to be [-]?"
Changjiao said to Boss Cai: "It's refreshing to ask, do you need to recognize all kinds of graduation certificates?" (You ask clearly, not the kind of graduation certificates that are not recognized here.)
When the tomatoes were finished, Zhenzhen hiccupped and said next to Manager Qian, "Fuck this one, Boss Cai, Dunan, don't want to graduate?" (Boss Cai's daughter is graduating?)
Manager Qian grabbed her and said, "Please help me add some water."
Looking at them with long legs, he smiled leisurely and said, "That's right, it's good to graduate after six years of college." (Why not, it's good to graduate after six years of college.)
Zhenzhen said: "The doctoral student is crooked, amazing."
Manager Qian said, "Bring some peanuts to eat!"
Zhenzhen reluctantly got up, tugged at her thigh-high tight skirt, and pointed at Manager Qian's card: "Play this one! Trust me!"
Manager Qian waved his finger, and Zhenzhen went in the direction of the counter, plunged into the smoke that filled the room.The table was quiet for a moment, and Manager Qian said to Boss Cai: "Boss Nang Huang is also going to help the Japanese eat old wine today?" (Why is Boss Huang going to drink with the Japanese again today?)
Boss Cai put down the [-] card, glanced at the phone, and lamented: "What a guy, [-] dozen is also [-]." Hit whatever you want!)
His eyes turned twice on the table, looked at Changjiao, and said: "It looks so crooked, Changjiao has only won copper coins every time since the last time I bowed to the Bodhisattva." ( It seems that you are going to play cards. You have long legs since you worshiped the Bodhisattva last month, and now you win money every game.)
The dog hurriedly said: "What is the big Bodhisattva and the little Bodhisattva, Ni Fu is a kind of feudal superstition."
Boss Cai said with a smile: "The big feudal family wants to mess with Ge."
Changjiao sneered, left Zhang Yiwan behind, and said, "It's a good thing you didn't hit him, but you can't touch your head." Touch this tender head.)
Boss Cai said: "Nentou still touches less and eats less? Don't you think it's a kudzu."
Zhenzhen came back, with a package of drunkard peanuts in her hand, she sat back next to Manager Qian and leaned on the ashtray to peel peanuts, peeled two, and brought them to Manager Qian's mouth, Manager Qian ate them with a snort.
Changjiao played the card and said: "Nangfu is right, the old tree blooms, and the long drought meets the rain, so the head is tilted." (Why not, the old tree blooms, and the long drought meets the rain, so it is good to talk about it.)
Zhenzhen said: "What old tree is blooming? Well, the topic is changing so quickly." (What old tree is blooming? You change the topic so quickly!)
Manager Qian said, "Peel some more, let's eat together."
The dog said: "Boss Cai is so kind, why don't you be a young mistress next time? Is a graduation certificate not a graduation certificate?"
Boss Cai smiled, and said, "Brother Gougou is a sad word, right?" He raised his teacup and looked at Gougou taking a big sip, and made a toast. , "What's the use of being a college student, Xiao Di is a college student, right? How can you make a lot of money in the first class, or a white-collar and blue-collar worker?"
(Brother Gougou is right.) (What’s the use of being a college student, Xiao Di, are you a college student? You can make more money here in one night than those white-collar and blue-collar workers who work hard for a month.)
Di Qiu smiled and said, "There are profits and there are losses."
Zhenzhen cast a look and said, "Is it all for you to make money? You are a god of gambling!"
Manager Qian leaned forward, dragged his shoe leather, stretched his arms to touch Di Qiu's cards, and said, "University students yelled so much that they were farts, and scared them out." (University students asked them to come Come here and scare their farts out.)
Changjiao said: "What's the point of buying a diploma?" (Then why are you buying a diploma?)
Boss Cai looked at his phone again, but nodded in response and didn't speak.Long feet chased him and asked, "Oh, why don't you just make a phone call? Is it annoying to send back and forth on WeChat?" (Can you just make a phone call? Is it annoying to send back and forth on WeChat?)
Manager Qian said, "I guess it's convenient for Foo to answer the phone."
"Do you still want to listen to WeChat? It just so happens that you still want to send a voice message?" Chang Jiao said.
Boss Cai turned the phone over and covered it, and said: "Ni's family is a bit famous when they talk about it, so everyone will be happy if they get a graduation certificate. 5 yuan is happy to buy a tenant. Fogg counts?" (Our in-laws It’s a bit of a famous person to say it out, everyone is happy to get a graduation certificate, isn’t it worthwhile to buy happiness for [-] million?)
Manager Qian nodded with a smile, and the long legs also smiled, but he didn't nod. He shook his head and said, "Well, my in-laws, don't you know that I'm so kind? Help my son to study, and he can't graduate after six years , I’d better call out, little Niangyu, who’s been in the house recently, let’s pierce her stomach and have a look.” (Does your in-laws know your daughter’s background? You and your son are studying together, and they haven’t graduated after six years. You still Let your daughter stay at home recently, and watch that belly.)
Manager Qian said, "Get some peanuts and eat!"
Zhenzhen wondered: "Is it true that you want to peel and eat kudzu together? There are only a few grains!" (Didn't you say that you want to peel and eat together? Only a few grains!)
Di Qiu laughed, and took a peanut to eat: "Today's is more fragrant than yesterday's, is there a different brand?"
Manager Qian said: "Ni left at nine o'clock last night, hey, I went to help Zhu Jiali Du rubbing his hands?" (We left at nine o'clock yesterday, did you go to fight Zhu XX and the others?)
"No, Teacher Zhu and the others have gathered good people. I'll take a look and take a bet."
Changjiao asked, "Tuole, why are you in a mess?" (Who is the bet on?)
Di Qiu said, "Tong Tong."
The dog said: "Boss Huang ate too much yesterday."
Boss Cai said: "Well, when the Japanese come, people go crazy." (She, when the Japanese come, people go crazy.)
Changjiao said: "This factory is a Japanese business Ge factory, so it makes people crazy?" She threw a card, brushed her hands on the table, and sighed: "It's not easy, oh." (Her factory is How can it be said that people who are in Japanese business are crazy.) (It is not easy.)
Boss Cai smiled, and the phone rang. He turned over to look, and when he raised his hand, everyone looked at him. He pressed the phone, and everyone at the table heard Boss Huang's voice.
"Jiaxing, I've eaten so much, I've eaten too much, oh, I've eaten so much, I'm a little dizzy, I think I'll have to call for someone to pick me up."
Boss Huang was talking coquettishly.
Soon, there was another one, and Boss Cai still released it publicly.Boss Huang said: "It's refreshing to ask, is it true that yesterday's mahjong table is really going to ask me to pay for it, or if I have to wait until the Chenguang grid is broken? The shoe is on my back and I'm talking about what I'm doing. Lah." (Ask me clearly, I really don't want to pay for the mahjong table yesterday, and don't want that broken shoe to say something about me behind my back, the two mouths above and below can't be sewn.)
Di Qiu came out of Zhang Jiutiao and drank tea silently.Changjiao said: "I think the proprietress is pretty good, Boss Huang is a big bag, what can I do to help..."
Boss Cai's cell phone rang, and he frowned and ignored it. The dog glanced at it and said with a smile, "Boss Cai is a bit confused when he met Boss Huang."
Boss Cai answered the phone and said, "I sent the 68 yuan sent to you yesterday through WeChat, so I am so happy."
Afterwards, he grunted a few more times, and threw out any cards he drew, and there were many thousands of cards in the blink of an eye.After hanging up the phone, Boss Cai said, "Have you ever heard of same-sex repulsion?"
Manager Qian said with a smile: "It's just a character, a character!"
Boss Cai pouted his chin in the direction of the counter, and said: "Sun Jiali is very kind, and help the dog Acha to Fodo." (Sun is very nice, similar to a dog.)
Changjiao said: "Why don't you go back to spend time with your wife?" (Why don't you go back to spend time with your wife?)
Manager Qian said: "Listen to Brother Gougou, long-legged and long-legged, hurry up and turn around." (Brother Gougou, there is something in the long-legged words, I will drive you back.)
Changjiao said: "Don't bother! Play mahjong, play mahjong!" (Don't bother! Play mahjong! Play mahjong!)
Manager Qian was still talking, and the phone rang again. This time it was his phone that rang. Manager Qian looked at the number, and his smile faded. After answering the phone, he stood up, smiled again, and pushed Zhenzhen to the table. , dragging the shoe leather and walked away.
Zhenzhen was gearing up and was very excited: "I'm a novice, please allow me."
Boss Cai handed her a card with a smile: "It's your turn to draw the card, tsk, it will be delivered to your door."
Zhenzhen smiled, took the mahjong tile, stuffed it into the array in front of her, and said, "It just so happens that I want Ge."
Boss Cai was still smiling, and speaking Mandarin: "That's good, that's good."
Changjiao said abruptly: "In the wallet? State secrets?"
Zhenzhen didn't play a card, she was still studying and pondering, a card was stuffed here, then pulled out, inserted there, and said: "Boss Qian's daughter's boyfriend cheated on her, and Boss Qian asked someone from northern Jiangsu to beat him up." After a meal, I was called to the hospital, and now my parents have come to Suzhou, talking to the money boss, and going to their university to meditate and so on, anyway, it’s quite annoying.”
Di Qiu asked, "How old are you this year?"
Changjiao laughed and said, "Fortunately, it was Xiaodi Wen, Ni Wen, and Zhenzhen was slapped by Ni Yi alone." (If we ask, Zhenzhen will give us a slap in the face alone.)
Zhenzhen said, "Nineteen."
Di Qiu fell silent.Zhenzhen looked at him, and finally played a card, a card of [-]: "I guess it's about your younger sister's age."
Di Qiu smiled, he wanted to light a cigarette, but the cigarette case was empty, he waved, and Boss Sun came over.Di Qiu asked for a pack of cigarettes and a big bowl of wontons.
Changjiao said: "Ah, is it delicious? It's the second bowl today." (Is the wonton here so delicious? Is it the second bowl today?)
Di Qiu said: "I'm hungry, so I'll eat blindly."
Boss Cai said: "I guess it smells like a mother."
Di Qiu smiled, but said nothing.
After the wontons were delivered and the hot soup was eaten, Di Qiu became a little sleepy, yawning continuously, and stayed on until five o'clock, and it was daylight. He sat outside the chess and card room, and when it was completely bright, he wrapped his coat and fell asleep. past.
After waking up, he lit a cigarette. Not long after, Boss Sun came out from Caixiang Road on a battery scooter. Di Qiu stood up, patted his clothes, and ate a piece of chewing gum.
Boss Sun stopped the car, locked it, looked at Di Qiu, and asked him, "Would you like to eat a bowl of noodles next door?"
Di Qiu shook his head, and Boss Sun said, "Why don't you ask the proprietress to cook some hot side dishes for you to eat? What do you want to eat? The small vegetable market is near Ge, I'll go and buy some." What kind of food will the proprietress cook for you? What do you want to eat? The vegetable market is very close, I'll go and buy some when I come back.)
Di Qiu lowered his head and rubbed his eyes. Boss Sun walked up to him, took out the key and opened the door. His voice was soft, as if he was whispering something to him, some secret.
Boss Sun said: "The proprietress's cooking is delicious. I have opened a restaurant before."
Di Qiu didn't make any noise, he only spoke when he entered the chess and card room.He said, "Forget it, I'll just eat wontons."
He doesn't think about other things when it comes to eating, and he switches mahjong tiles diligently. Boss Cai and the others usually come earlier than Teacher Zhu and the others, but most of the time they have all the tiles and they don't need him. Di Qiu will not die and wait for Teacher Zhu. He is actively looking for other opportunities to join the match table in the chess room.He has a sweet mouth, and when he sees people who are either brothers or sisters, he smiles when he talks, and he will respond to what others say. Not only the time, but also the home that never has to go back, everyone is very happy to play with him.Some older women sat on a mahjong table with Di Qiu, and couldn't help but sing "Falling in Love with a Man Who Doesn't Go Home" to him, and some older men said: "Xiao Di Qiu, come here If you want Furan to help Tongtong, Mama An, and Boss Huang come to play mahjong once you see it, it’s good to play mahjong, and I’m sorry for my sister’s cards." (Xiao Di, it’s fine if you come, Otherwise, watching you play mahjong with Tongtong, Mama An, and Boss Huang all the time, you will see that this sister can't even play mahjong well.)
After hearing this, Di Qiu hummed: "Whoever said that falling in love with someone who doesn't come home will end up waiting forever." He articulated his words clearly and sang to the delight of everyone.
Played a lot in the lobby, Di Qiu saw everyone familiar, and could say a few words, and someone nicknamed him "Universal Glue", and he could wipe it on wherever he needed it. Stick to a four-player game.Boss Cai and the others arrived at five o'clock that day. They were short of three, so they pulled Di Qiu into the game, and they were counted by the other two tables. .Di Qiule twisted her mouth, and said to the three tables: "I wish I was Monkey King, and I would conjure up some disciples and grandchildren to accompany everyone."
Pulling him with his long legs, he said: "You don't need to change Monkey King, tsk, it's good to play three sets of the whole family, here, the table helps you get closer!" (There is no need to change Monkey King, you can play three sets alone , Here, the table will help you get closer.)
As she said that, she moved the three adjacent mahjong tables closer, placed a chair in the middle, and pointed for Di Qiu to sit on.Di Qiu nodded, shook his head, and laughed, forcing tears out of his eyes.
Boss Huang laughed so hard that his stomach ached, he booed and said: "Hey! Did you come up with ideas one by one? Come on, come on, Xiao Dideng, sit down among them. Is Ni rubbing mahjong or a bag? Unification is good. It’s easy to count copper coins.” (How did you come up with this idea? Come on, Xiao Di sits in the middle, shall we play mahjong or something else? Let’s unify and calculate the money.)
Everyone laughed, and a woman at the other two tables said, "Wait a minute, Ni, Xiao Di will borrow the money first! If you have a loan, you can pay it back!" You guys! Borrow and pay back!)
Di Qiu bowed his hands to the woman, bowed back to everyone, turned around and said to Chang Jiao: "I'm not Monkey King or Nezha, I can only play a table by myself, come here, everyone sit down."
He poked (moved) the table away again, pulled the chair and sat at Boss Cai's table, handed the two dice on the table to Boss Cai, Boss Cai lit a cigarette, and threw out three plus three, six, Then, Boss Huang and Changjiao tossed separately, and finally it was Di Qiu's turn, and he threw five plus six, eleven, the largest number, the easterly seat, and the first one in the banker.
The mahjong tiles came up from under the stage, and Di Qiu lit a cigarette.
After playing two rounds, the chess and card room was full, crowded with people and heavy with smoke. Di Qiu glanced out occasionally. There were about twenty people in the hall, some with long faces, some with short faces, some with dark skin, some with fairer skin, and forehead bones. Glossy, hollow cheeks, old, older, everything, the proprietress smiled and carried a hot water bottle as she shuttled through the curses and jokes.After a break, Di Qiu glanced again, it was still the 20-odd people, they were still scolding other people's mothers, other people's ancestors, and they were still talking about shit and fart.Di Qiu smiled, sitting comfortably, eating cigarettes, eating peanuts, chewing gum, filling his mouth with tea (rinsing his mouth), lighting another cigarette after drinking, reaching into a pile of green glass square cards, and digging out A six barrel, mixed with regret, if he waits a little longer, he will be able to touch himself.
A new deck of cards was played, Boss Huang touched the cards and told jokes, she said: "I am a friend, he is a real guy, he is so sleepy, his belly hurts, and his pouch is also taken to the delivery room, doctor It hurts so much, it’s a bit like a stomachache, and you have to remove all kinds of shit. The doctor said, it’s a poop, you need to use a little force, it’s like removing a shit bag, it’s only a friend who needs to remove it. Uh oh oh Ge..." (My friend is also true. She fell asleep on the bed and her stomach hurts again, so she was dragged to the delivery room again. The doctor asked her how the pain was, and she said it was a bit like stomach pain. She wanted to pull Shit kind, the doctor said, it’s like this, if you use electricity, it’s like shitting, and that friend will hold back, ummm...)
Boss Cai interrupted her and said, "Umm, oh, it's like shitting." (Um, oh, it's not like shitting.)
Zhangjiao laughed loudly, the dog handed her a small sliced apple, and Changleg ate the apple and said, "After all, Ah Yeh, no matter how big your belly is." Pregnant.)
Boss Huang raised his hand, put down a card and said: "[-]! The poop was raised and spread out! Zhenge dismantled the poop and put it in the delivery room! Doctor Ayantu!" Pulled a pile of shit in the delivery room! The doctors were stunned!)
Everyone laughed, and Di Qiu followed suit. It was Boss Cai's turn to draw the tiles. He licked the froth from his lips, and with both hands protecting two mahjong tiles, he also told a story about a friend of his. He said: "I have a Children, I don’t have any hobbies in ordinary times. What’s your favorite thing to do? Go to a small park in Shilulang to pick up takeaways. If you’re caught, you can run around at night. There are many people in Bian Lang, so I asked, I am here to wait for Renge, huh? Personally, I am a woman, fragrant and fragrant, but the voice is a bit rough. The woman said, I am here to wait for Renge, I am Come and wait for Mrs. Ni Ge. The children said tusk, I’m here to wait for Ni’s son-in-law Ge. Nang Mo pricked his hand before reaching out to touch the woman’s leg, and the woman asked tut. Should I turn around and wait in the room? The children only said, sister, I don’t know..."
(I have a friend who usually has no hobbies. He likes to go to the small park on the stone road to pick up food. Once, he went there at night, and it was dark. He sat in a pavilion. After sitting for a while, he felt that there were too many people on the side. Personally, he asked, I’m here to wait for someone, how about you? That person is a woman, smelling delicious, the woman said, I’m also here to wait for someone, my husband. My friend said, I’m here to wait for my wife, He started to touch the woman's leg, and the woman asked, why did you come to this place to wait for your wife? Shouldn't the wife go back and wait at home? My friend said, sister, you don't know...)
The long legs couldn't help but said: "Oh, calling a chicken and making a lot of troubles, what's the problem with old Cai Gege?" (Oh, calling a chicken and making so many things No, Lao Cai, is there something wrong with your little friend?)
Boss Huang raised his hand and said: "I testify, Lao Cai's kid is okay, he's healthy, he's healthy!" (I testify, Lao Cai's kid is fine and healthy.)
Changjiao laughed loudly: "Boss Huang testified that I believed in Ge."
Boss Cai straightened his face and said, "I believe it, I can only hear the sound of wandering water when the Dinghaishen needle falls in."
Boss Huang said with a smile on his face, "When it gets hotter, Ah, you should drag your tongue out to get some water." (When it's hotter, don't drag your tongue out to think about the water.)
Changjiao secretly laughed, the dog laughed too, and Boss Huang himself laughed heartily.Boss Cai went on to say: "Little friend Ni is just talking, sister, the mother-in-law of the Ni family sells mussels and kudzu. I can't see it. I can't find the taste of kudzu. I can't help you. The same characteristics. Smell the smell, and say tut, the smell is like Santu, stand up at one end, touch a pavilion and walk outside, go out and run away immediately, huh, I know the bag "(My friend said, sister, my wife sells mussels, I can't see it, I took a picture of her smell, the smell here is the strongest, and it's exactly the same as her smell, he smelled it, and then Having said that, the smell seems to have dissipated a bit, he stood up while talking, touched the pavilion and walked out, and ran away as soon as he got out, guess what?)
The dog said: "Shi Lulang is very diligent in catching chickens. I guess old Cai Ge's friend is touching the faucet of the policeman Ge." My friend touched the faucet of the police.)
Boss Cai grinned and took a big sip of tea: "Brother Ni Gougou has experience!"
Changjiao glared at the dog: "It's quite refreshing." (You know it very well.)
The dog quickly apologized, handed the apple, and immediately heated the water in the long-legged teacup, saying: "I have a kid who works in the police station." (I have a friend who works in the police station.)
It just happened to have long legs, so she drew a card and came out with Zhang Siwan. She glanced at the dog and said, "There is Zha Jingba in the Ni community. She used to be a woman who stalked Ge. Don't help another family raise Jingba Ge in the house." Let’s have a kiss, the Ge family’s family used to be a man from Ge, so Geri yelled, walked, slid, Jingba also raised puppies, so who can come and see, the first child is born That's right, I raised a short-legged, brown-colored puppy with two pinches of Jingba, so it's snow-white Ge, and the woman in the dog's family's house is furious, saying it's a dog stealing a man! Ge's family's Ge The hostess, Ah Ji, said that the blood of Jingba is not pure, Fuzheng, the two women are going to fight each other, and the second child is coming out, it looks like a snow white Gegou, it looks a bit like Pomeranian, a dog-in-law man rushed up to slap a woman and slapped a woman twice, and when he came for a walk, a white Pomeranian man with a strip of white hair turned his ass before leaving."
(There is a Jingba in our community. It has always been a woman walking the dog. Its family has a relationship with another family that raises a Jingba. That family has always been walked by a man. It was walking that day. The Jingba It's about to give birth, a lot of people gather around to watch it, it's not right when the first baby comes out, a short-legged, brown puppy is born, and the two Pekingese are snow-white, the woman in the in-law's family is furious, saying you The dog steals men! The hostess of the dog was also anxious, saying that your Jingba blood was not pure, and the two women were about to fight. At this time, the second child came out. It was a snow-white dog, which looked a bit like Pomeranian, the man with the dog's family rushed up and slapped the hostess twice, and a man who was walking the dog with a white Pomeranian turned around and left.)
Gougou then said: "The dog-in-law woman has a brainstorm, and when she goes up, she is slapped twice by the Beijing-badu mistress, kicks her man's crotch, and hugs the dog tightly before leaving." (The dog-in-law's family The hostess had a brainstorm, went up and slapped that Jingba woman twice, kicked her man's crotch, hugged the dog and left.)
Changjiao nodded again and again, smiling from ear to ear, everyone laughed, Di Qiu also laughed happily, the card table was busy, Boss Huang answered the phone, and when he answered, he said angrily: "Hey, sang Huh? Huh? Nang Ye’s class reunion? Did you just eat dinner last time? Huh? Okay, I get it, huh, huh..."
(Hello? How's it going? Ah? Why is there another class reunion? Didn't you just have dinner last month? Ah? Okay, I see, umm..."
She hung up the phone, frowning, and made a call. As soon as the call was connected, she immediately said, "Hey, Lao Wang, hey, it's me, ah, it's the reunion of Wu Duye's classmates? Ah? Oh, good Ge Hao Ge, let’s have dinner together, He Chenguang.” (Old Wang, it’s me, are you having a reunion with your classmates again? Ah? Okay, okay, when will we have dinner together.)
The phone call ended in a hurry. Boss Huang looked at the table, touched and played the cards, and said: "Student reunion, if you break up a pair, it's a pair, huh? Heard of it?" (Haven't you heard of it? )
Boss Cai touched the cards and was about to draw them, but happened to meet the hand that Boss Huang gave the cards to. She rolled her eyes and patted Boss Cai's hand. Her tone softened and her voice became soft, and she said, "You stretch your hands so long. .” (Your hand is stretched far enough.)
The long legs smiled, Di Qiu hooked the corner of his mouth, and a few words came out of his throat: "I have a friend..."
There was a sudden bang in his ears, as if hundreds of mahjong tables were shuffling cards at the same time, and the smoke in front of his eyes seemed to be full of smoke, as if people all over the world were smoking. After rushing into the toilet, he vomited while holding the toilet. After a while, he couldn't vomit any more. He went to the counter and asked for a bottle of mineral water, went outside the chess and card room to fill his mouth, drank water, and lit a cigarette.
After eating half a cigarette, Di Qiu raised his head and saw Xiao Hui's car slowly pull over and stop at the side of the road.After a while, the door of the passenger seat was opened. He saw a crutch first, and then saw Jie Jie get out of the car with plaster casts on her hands and feet.Jiejie leaned on a cane and stood firm on the side of the road, turned around and bent over, and talked to the people in the car for a while, and she didn't come to the chess and card room until the car drove away.
Jiejie also saw Di Qiu, waved to him, quickened her pace, and arrived in front of Di Qiu, panting.She exhaled and asked, "Aren't you here? Why can't they pull anyone?"
Di Qiu said, "I'm fighting Boss Huang and the others."
Jiejie nodded and looked at Di Qiu's smoke.Di Qiu asked her: "Are you discharged from the hospital?"
Jiejie said, "I've been transferred."
Di Qiu asked, "You sneaked out from the hospital to play mahjong? Was it Xiao Hui just now?"
"I will officially transfer there tomorrow, and today is the last time I come out to let the wind go." Jiejie said, smiling, "I transferred to Guangji. Are you free? Do you want to come over to play? 702, is there no general ward for a temporary transfer?" Yes, the VIP ward is very high-end."
Di Qiu looked at her, lowered his hand, the cigarette was burning by itself, and he didn't make a sound.
Jiejie said again: "It was Xiaohui just now."
She said nothing, and walked into the chess and card room.Facing the road, Di Qiu continued to eat his cigarette, finished it in two mouthfuls, and then went back in.
The next afternoon, he woke up at the door of the chess and card room. It was still dark, so he jumped on a bus, took the subway, took the bus, and went to Guangji Hospital on Guangji Road.
After entering the hospital, I found the door of 702. Di Qiu looked in through the small glass window at the door, and only saw a living room with a sofa, TV, coffee table and tables. The walls were painted light yellow. On the wall is a thick and colorful painting of sunflowers. The huge golden flowers have broken the stems, like a group of people with unkempt hair, their bodies squeezed into the vase, and their heads hanging outside the vase.Di Qiu didn't see Jiejie, so he entered the room and looked again. There was a built-in bookcase on the west wall. There were three floors, and each floor was filled with travel guide books. Back home from abroad, there is also a "Brief History of Time" and a "Theory of the Universe System" at the bottom, which are squeezed between the India strategy and the Jiangxi tourist destination recommendation.Passing through the living room is the bedroom. There is also a TV in the bedroom, hanging on the wall, and there is a small door not far away. The door is open, and the light in the door is also on. It is a bathroom.The lights in the bedroom were not turned on, and the curtains were drawn, and a person could be vaguely seen lying on the big bed facing the TV.There are two cabinets next to the bed, and on one cabinet is a group photo of three people: a man, a woman, and a girl about six or seven years old between them. The man is smiling, and the woman is also smiling, and the girl is staring with big eyes. , holding a doll tightly with both hands.Men and women get very close to girls.The background of the photo is the main entrance of the big park on Park Road.
There was a scented candle on the other bedside table. Di Qiu took a closer look and smelled it. The candle smelled like grapefruit.The flames were thin like cicada wings, burning faintly.Di Qiu sat on the floor, which was covered with carpets, and some shoes were scattered under the bed. Di Qiu put them back together, pushed them to the corner, and lined them up in a row, very close to a crutch and a wheelchair.He looked at the big bed again. Jiejie hugged a pillow, curled up in a corner of the bed, and fell asleep soundly.
There is also a painting on the wall above the bed.The colors are hazy, and the strokes are somewhat vague, as if the painting is a woman and a little girl sitting in a garden, and the woman is wearing a red hat.
Di Qiu lay on the bedside table where the candles were placed, and fell asleep with his arms under his pillow.
After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, he was woken up by Jiejie. When he opened his eyes, Di Qiu saw Jiejie smiling at him.Di Qiu stroked his hair and smiled, the curtains in the bedroom were drawn
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