I heard you are my cat

Chu Xiaobai looked at the text message, and replied decisively: I want to take the college entrance examination, no blind date.

To put it bluntly, a gathering of a demon league is a group of demons gathering together to eat and drink, those with families to watch the fun, and single demons to go on a blind date.

Once a year, the venue of the gathering is often changed, usually led by a few well-connected monsters, this year it was Xiong Heihei's turn to host, so the venue was set in K City.

He has just become a genius, and he has never attended a meeting of the Demon League before, so he is naturally not aware of the blind date here, but Xiong Baibai said that he does not need to think too much about introducing his daughter-in-law, just refuse it.

Because the bear must have no good intentions.

"Baibai, come and eat cake." Ah Jing wiped her hair and looked back at the fruit cake on the table, but she didn't feel disgusted like Xiong Heibai.

"b(￣▽￣)d is good." Chu Xiaobai put the phone away, but saw Ah Huang staring at him all the time.

Ah Huang suddenly said: "Baibai, what kind of monster do you like?"

Chu Xiaobai didn't react, and replied naturally: "I like people like Ah Jing and Ah Huang."

Some people see the truth in adversity, and some people fly away separately in the face of adversity. In his most desperate and miserable time, it was Ah Huang who picked him up. The little hamster and the pastoral dog took care of the cow and cat, just like the elders treat the juniors. Selfless, pure to the point Don't expect anything in return.

Ah Huang was suddenly moved into a mess, worried that his son would go astray, be abducted or something, it might be too early, he looked at Ah Jing thoughtfully, Xiao Zhengtai had already skillfully put the cake The fruit on the top was peeled off and put into the plate, and the cake was cut into six large pieces.

Ah Jing: "Baibai, next week's Demon League gathering, you come with us to join in the fun."

Chu Xiaobai picked a strawberry and stuffed it into his mouth, and nodded without thinking too much: "Okay. Ah Jing, after you finish eating, please help me take a few short videos. I will use it during the live broadcast at night."

As a result, this video was shot in one morning. The protagonists range from a cow cat to a small hamster to a Chinese pastoral dog, and there is also a funny video of two small animals interacting together.

When it was time to call it a day, someone knocked on the door.

Chu Xiaobai changed back into a human form and copied the video to the computer for editing. Only his own video can be put in the live broadcast room, and Ah Jing and Ah Huang’s can only be kept as favorites. It’s really a pity. The picture of the little hamster with the yellow head is cute, but he can only appreciate it by himself.

"Ah Jing, come quickly." After Ah Huang opened the door, he welcomed the guests in.

Chu Xiaobai smelled a strange smell, and looked back subconsciously: it was a fake loli wearing a pink tutu dress, with obvious flat chest and Adam's apple.

At first glance, he thought it was Xiong Hei Hei coming again.

Ah Jing opened her eyes wide in surprise: "Qiaoqiu, when did you come back?"

Ball?Is that the ball?Chu Xiaobai was very curious. When the live broadcast first started, Qiuqiu was one of the first batch of anchors to become popular on the Huluwa platform. It was very popular, and he was the idol of many little monsters, but he didn’t remember the gossip. It is said that Qiuqiu also likes women's clothing.

"I just came back yesterday. It's still the same as before. It's really nostalgic." Qiuqiu has a cute steamed bun face, and his eyes look like he's wearing colored contact lenses. It soon landed on Chu Xiaobai, unconsciously showing a smile, "Hey, cute kitten, I watched your live broadcast, it's very good, come on!"

Chu Xiaobai nodded with glowing eyes: "Thank you." This is an old man in the live broadcast circle. If Qiuqiu is going to return to Calabash Baby, he will definitely be the hottest boss every minute.

"Baibai, Qiuqiu lived with us a long time ago." Ah Huang explained in a low voice, "Later, he moved out, and then, uh, something happened."

In fact, Qiuqiu made a lot of money from the live broadcast, and a diehard fan pursued him. In order not to affect the normal life of the little monsters in this area, he moved out, but what happened later was not the same. How happy, not to mention the huge fine from the Demon Control Bureau, and being locked up...

Chu Xiaobai: "I see." No wonder he said just now that this place is the same as before.

The furnishings of Happy Apartment 211 have remained unchanged for several years.

Ah Jing sat down with Qiuqiu, poured him a glass of water, and asked, "Have you found a place to live?"

Qiuqiu hugged the teacup, took a sip of water, and showed melancholy: "I wanted to find a house nearby, but the agency didn't register for rent."

The surrounding area has convenient transportation and good greening. There are parks and lakes next to it, and there have been big monsters. It is basically a good place for outstanding people.

Housing tension is also normal.

Qiuqiu said again: "I heard that there is only one person living in the 311 upstairs. I plan to communicate with the other party to see if we can share the rent."

When Chu Xiaobai heard this, his steps to go back to the house were immediately stopped. The little brother upstairs did live alone, but——

"There is indeed only one person in 311, named Lu Qin. The problem is that he is a human being. If you share a rent with a human being, what should you do if your secret is revealed?" Ah Jing shook her head with obvious disapproval, and continued, "If you don't dislike it, just Stay with me, anyway, my bed is big enough."

Qiuqiu smiled: "I don't think I would dislike it, but I dare not live with you. You know the reason. Our boss is very fierce!"

Ah Jing: "..."

Chu Xiaobai blinked and looked at Ah Huang: "The boss that Qiuqiu talked about is Xiong Hei Hei?"

Ah Huang nodded with a heavy face.

The panda is a national treasure, and the black and white bears are fighters among the national treasures. They are good at acting like a baby, being cute, tender, and female. The most terrifying thing is that those who have a relationship with him will basically develop an incredible hobby: dressing up as a woman.

Of course, the human figures of these women's tycoons are basically petite and cute. Like Ah Huang, Xiong Hei Hei is completely unattractive because...it's too strong.

"Baibai, you have to pay attention, be careful not to be developed offline by Xiong Heibai." A Huangyu reminded earnestly.

Chu Xiaobai's mood was so complicated that he couldn't describe it in words...

I always feel that I have stepped on a thief ship with one foot, what should I do?

"Humans are not afraid either. I'm not just becoming a spirit. If I can't control it, I will change back to my original shape." Qiuqiu said indifferently, and stood up, "Whoever you are familiar with that human being, show me a way?"

Chu Xiaobai blurted out: "I'll go."

After finishing speaking, he was a little embarrassed. He had just taught his little brother English last night, and he was barely familiar with it. It seems to be right, right?

Ah Huang had just tested Bai Bai's tone before, and saw that he had no idea about blind dates and dating, but now he patted him on the shoulder quite reassuringly, and said: "Our family Bai Bai is studying by himself to take the college entrance examination. Please ask Lu Qin to help with English tutoring, and let Bai Bai go."

Ah Jingyuan wanted to object, but seeing Ah Huang's wink, she had to hold back and said, "Bai Bai, then take the ball to find Lu Qin. But this matter depends on fate, so don't force it."

Chu Xiaobai nodded his head, turned around and took out his English wrong problem collection, and went upstairs with Qiuqiu.

After the two of them went out, Ah Jing asked a question: "Aren't you going to stop me?"

Bai Bai may not have any ideas here, but on Lu Qin's side, he always feels that he is not innocent enough. There are many warm-hearted human beings, but there are too few warm-hearted people like Lu Qin. You don't have time to raise cats, yet you still take the time to give their family tutoring for nothing?

Ah Huang: "Let's let nature take its course. There is a saying: When things go to extremes, they turn back."

Upstairs, 311.

Luo Yuansheng had been staying with Lu Qin for a whole morning, and now he was devouring noodles. Master Kang's braised beef noodles were kindly sponsored by Chef Lu, and boiled water was also provided.

"Lu Qin, tell me, it's rare for me to come to your house as a guest, so you just use this to get rid of me?"

"Didn't you ask for this? You want to eat noodles, vegetables, eggs, and beef. It's all there. You cooked it yourself. It fully meets the sense of accomplishment you asked for."

Lu Qin brought a plate of vegetable salad to the table, and poured a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice for the old man by the way.

Luo Yuansheng picked up the orange juice, drank half a glass in one breath, and was deeply moved: "Orange juice tastes better when it's cold and boiled! Then I have to correct that the vegetables, eggs and beef I mentioned refer to fresh ones that can be seen with the naked eye. Not the kind of dehydration stuff you need a magnifying glass to find."

Lu Qin: "Eat yours, and leave immediately after eating."

After spending the whole morning chatting with him and visiting all the rooms on his side with malicious intentions, he concluded that the residence of gay people is not much different from that of ordinary people.Lu Qinte who listened wanted to sweep this guy out with a broom.

When Luo Yuansheng heard this, he was unhappy: "It's rare that I gave myself a vacation, and you are also resting today. Let's have some fun in the afternoon."

Lu Qin glanced at him suspiciously, and asked, "Are you sure?"

Luo Yuansheng nodded solemnly: "I've thought about it all morning, and I feel that I'm still an ordinary person with a sexual orientation, and I can't be gay, so it's better to find a beautiful young lady to soothe my wounded heart."

Lu Qin: "..." This is a typical example of not crying when you don't see the coffin.

Luo Yuansheng put down the instant noodles, and turned his attention to the vegetable salad: "The coffee shop we went to last time, the waiters there were of good quality, fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged..."

As soon as he stretched out his chopsticks, the plate was mercilessly removed by Lu Qin.

"What are you doing? My Director Lu."

Lu Qin said with a serious face: "If you don't want to be raped again, you'd better be honest."

Luo Yuan was so frightened that he let out a grunt, swallowed his saliva, and his face was devastated, obviously remembering the tragedy of last night.

"Tuk-tuk--" There was a knock on the door.

Lu Qin stood up: "I'll open the door."