I heard you are my cat

Luo Yuansheng was greatly stimulated, and he kept on talking all the way, repeatedly emphasizing one thing with Lu Qin: people should not be judged by appearances!The cuter you look on the outside, the more evil you are on the inside!

For this, Lu Qin could only silently pat him on the shoulder, expressing deep sympathy.

As the saying goes, how can you not get your shoes wet when you often walk by the river?

Manager Luo, who not only got his shoes wet, but also lost his virginity, decided to give himself a day off, just because he was so willful.

Luo Yuansheng looked at Lu Qin expectantly: "My heart has been greatly devastated, and I need a warm haven."

Lu Qin ruthlessly refused: "Go home and find Beibei."

For cat slaves, the fluffy owner is the warmest place.

This is true.

However, Luo Yuansheng is not a pure cat slave, so he decided to visit Lu Qin's apartment.

Lu Qin: "You didn't come home last night, your Beibei must be hungry."

"No, the cat bowl at home will automatically add cat food and water, which is very convenient." Luo Yuansheng looked around vigilantly, for fear that the scary lady-dressed boss would suddenly appear from some corner.

Anyway, he just made up his mind to pester Lu Qin today.

Lu Qin wondered: "Why?"

Luo Yuansheng turned back in doubt, with a confused face: "Why what?"

"Why do you have to follow me?" Lu Qin glanced at his watch. At this point in time, it's almost time to go to 211 to find Xiaobai's counseling, right?This is his rare vacation.

Luo Yuansheng: "If I don't look at you about such a shameful thing, what should I do if you tell others?"

Lu Qin: "...whatever you want." Now he seriously doubts that Manager Luo's mind has been eaten by that petal-haired tutu dress tycoon?

Happiness Apartment 211, Xiong Hei Hei came over to drop by with a cake in his hand, looking like an old man who said "I am the master of my territory".

Chu Xiaobai felt that if Ah Jing got up first and heard the knock on the door, he probably wouldn't have let the bear in at all.

The cake is very fresh, in the style of a black and white cat cafe, with a lifelike shape of a pudding hamster, covered with strawberries, mangoes, cherries and red dragon fruit, it looks like it was given to Ah Jing.

"Today is not Ah Jing's birthday." Chu Xiaobai scratched his hair in confusion, and looked at Ah Huang, "Is it a special day?"

Ah Huang: "...I don't know either."

The fake loli bear in a pink tutu dress shook her fan with a black and white smile and said, "It's the [-]th anniversary of my meeting that little hamster."

Chu Xiaobai, Ah Huang: There is such an operation!

Ah Jing came late. When he went to sell breakfast at a stall outside the school this morning, a child accidentally spilled soy milk on him. After returning, he immediately went to the bathroom to take a shower. He just came out , without even drying his hair, his expression changed drastically when he saw Xiong Hei Hei: "What are you doing here?"

"Come to celebrate our anniversary. Although you have been nothing for the past 20 years, and you don't know how to improve, but my lord has a lot, so I don't care about it like you..."

This mouth owes a fortune.

Chu Xiaobai felt that this bear would soon be kicked out of the house.

Facts have proved that he guessed right.

Ah Jing picked up the broom resolutely, drove the fake loli out, and closed the door with a bang!

"Hey! What's your attitude! Open the door for me!" Xiong Heibai knocked on the door outside with a loud voice.

In desperation, Lu Qin led Luo Yuansheng, who was about to go crazy, back to the Happy Apartment. When passing by 211, he found——

There was a girl with petal hair and tutu skirt standing there, her voice was miserable: "Chu Xiaobai, open the door for me~! Open the door for me..."

Lu Qin was startled, what's going on?

Luo Yuansheng staggered and fell on his back, looking at the back in horror, and the corners of his mouth twitched silently.

Behind the door, Chu Xiaobai looked at Ah Jing very embarrassedly, Xiao Zhengtai yawned, and waved his hand: "I'll dry my hair first, no one is allowed to open the door for that bastard, remember?"

Ah Huang made an OK gesture, but said nothing.

Chu Xiaobai nodded again and again: "Remember, I remember." However, he seemed to smell the little brother upstairs.

Outside the door, Xiong Heibai found that even the cow and cat could not conquer, and finally gave up, sighed, turned around, and found two humans standing behind watching the show, shaking their heads, shaking their fans, and left proudly and gracefully .

"Huh——" Luo Yuan let out a deep breath, and after being frightened to death, he realized that it wasn't that terrible pseudo-mother, and only then did he feel like he was alive again.

"What are you doing?" Lu Qin stretched out his hand and pulled him up. He hesitated for a while, and instead of knocking on the door, he led Luo Yuansheng to 311.

When I was at the Black and White Cat Cafe, Manager Luo, who always likes to flirt with girls, also saw Chu Xiaobai's maid outfit, and this unlucky wretch had just experienced a devastating blow, so Lu Qin decided not to let her It was more appropriate for Luo Yuansheng to see Xiaobai.

"That little loli wearing a tutu skirt and combing her petal hair just now, my God, at first glance, I thought it was... that bastard from before!" Luo Yuansheng lowered his voice and said fearfully.

Lu Qin was silent. When he saw that "little loli", his mind went blank for a moment, but the focus of his attention was obviously different.

After entering the room, Lu Qin poured two glasses of warm water.

Luo Yuansheng looked east and west, his eyes fell on the glass in front of him, and he raised his eyebrows: "You don't have tea or coffee here?"

Lu Qin replied calmly: "Health."

He also likes to drink coffee to refresh himself when he is busy with work and needs to work overtime, but after being served a cup of warm water last night, he found that the taste is actually not bad.

"If you drink too much, you will easily become ugly."

Luo Yuansheng gave him a sideways look with contempt: "The gay idea is really weird."

He knew about Lu Qin's sexual orientation, and he would make some harmless jokes after they got acquainted.

"So you want to come here just to study the world of gays, and prepare to step in by the way?" Of course, Lu Qin didn't believe that Luo Yuansheng followed him to supervise him not to leak the secrets. Before that, his friend I have always firmly believed that I am a straight man, and I especially like to chat up girls, but...

There is evil heart but no courage.

Luo Yuansheng even waved his hands: "Ahem...don't think about it."

Lu Qin took it lightly: "Oh."

Downstairs, 211.

Chu Xiaobai heard Xiong Hei Hei's footsteps, and also saw Lu Qin and the friend he brought through the cat's eyes, because he had met once before and was accosted by that person, he still had a little impression, a very gentle-looking The elite man, just a bit playful.

It seems that today's English tutoring is a bit overhanging.

He lowered his head sullenly, when his cell phone rang suddenly, he took it out and saw that it was a text message from an unfamiliar number.

[I forgot to tell you something just now, the internal information of the Huluwa live broadcast platform: From next Monday, if there is no interaction with the cute pet live broadcast that has not signed a contract, it will be forcibly canceled.Because there have been a lot of complaints recently. 】Finally followed a link.

This message was sent by Xiong Hei Hei.

Too many complaints?Chu Xiaobai got nervous for a moment, clicked on the link, it was the news released by the Huluwa live broadcast platform, in order to cater to the national policy and purify the network platform, the issue of the host’s attire in the live broadcast room was specially highlighted, and the content of the live broadcast was also different. limit.

For the live broadcast of cute pets, before this, more than 95% of the live broadcast rooms had no interaction, that is to say, humans would not specifically appear in the camera to communicate with pets.

Xiong Hei Hei’s koi physique Gun Gun is an exception. The audience came here to watch Gun Gun make a wish. Naturally, humans are not required to appear on camera, but some of the cute anchors in other live broadcast rooms are even under the camera 24 hours a day, eating, drinking, and sleeping. The popularity is not high, the income is not much, and some people complain that this kind of live broadcast room has no meaning to exist, etc., it is reasonable for the Huluwa platform to make reforms.

Chu Xiaobai pursed his lips worriedly. In fact, this week, except for Lu, he only had a sporadic income, and his sleep was also exposed to the camera. Sometimes he even woke up from nightmares, afraid that he would not pay attention. identity exposed.

Overall, the disadvantages outweigh the advantages.

However, he was reluctant to give up just like that. After all, there are still people who like cow cats.

However, once the platform's policy changes, he who has not yet signed a contract, unless Ah Jing or Ah Huang interacts with him in the mirror, otherwise, there is really no other way.

"Baibai, what happened? Why do you look unhappy?" Ah Huang settled the accounts, saw Chu Xiaobai sitting in a daze, stepped forward to touch the boy's head, "Is there something uncomfortable?"

"Ah Huang, my cute pet live broadcast may not be able to continue." He handed the text message to A Huang to read.

Ah Huang was silent for a moment, and asked: "Xiong Hei Hei sent it? Did he mention to you before that Ah Jing was asked to live broadcast?"

Chu Xiaobai was taken aback, and opened his mouth in surprise: "Ah Huang, how did you know?" It's not unusual to be able to guess the text message.But regarding the live broadcast, when Xiong Heibai tried to lure him back then, he directly refused and didn't tell them anything.

"Guess." With a simple and honest smile, Honest Demon patted the boy on the shoulder earnestly, and continued, "Although Xiong Heibai looks cute, he is actually very cunning, but his heart is not bad."

Chu Xiaobai nodded ignorantly, although among the three of them, Ah Jing was the oldest, but sometimes he felt that Ah Huang was the most powerful one.

Ah Huang: "If you can't open it, then don't open it. I think you don't sleep well at night."

"Hmm." Chu Xiaobai replied hesitantly, let's just give up, he's always a bit unwilling, if only he knew how to split himself, he could divide himself into two, one human and one cat for interaction.

Huh?Huh!Wait a minute, even if he doesn't know how to clone himself, he can actually record the video in advance. When he disguises himself and sings live, he can fix the video of the cow cat at the bottom of the live broadcast room!

With a "ding", a new text message came again.

Chu Xiaobai looked down, and it was Xiong Heibai's number again.

[Did they tell you about the Monster League gathering next week?I have a cute little rabbit here, how about introducing it to you as a daughter-in-law? 】

The author has something to say: Xiong Hei Bai: Bai Bai, let me introduce you to a daughter-in-law.

Chu Xiaobai: ...No, thank you, goodbye!

Xiong Hei Hei: Stop for me!If I don't sell you, how can I chase Ah Jing!