sweet heroine

At the critical moment when I was about to get back together with Dazai, there appeared a man who seemed to know Dazai very well, and he added to me, "Don't look at me like this, I am actually the first member of the detective agency. "

"Really?" I thought for a while, watching a movie with him would be fine, and I could gather some information about Osamu Dazai.

Although I have made up my mind to get back together, it seems that the people around me are against it. They seem to be particularly unsupportive of my behavior.

This makes me a bit conflicted again. Although I also know that Dazai is not the cookie I seem to be on the surface, I still hope to know more about him.

Then the two of us hit it off and planned to go to the movies, but when we were choosing the movie, the conversation almost fell apart.

I want to watch American blockbusters, but I want to watch detective films.

"A famous detective wants to watch a detective movie!"

"I want to watch an action movie!"

The two of us stared at it for a long time. Detective movies are so boring, especially if it’s not about action, it’s almost enough to make people fall asleep. He couldn't help secretly plotting the possibility of stuffing him into a taxi now.

"It's really helpless." The other party sighed, "Then let's watch that."

He pointed to the action detective film not far away, because it mainly focuses on action decryption, and it seems that the gimmicks are still enough. I thought about it and thought it was okay, so I asked him to change the ticket.

Then he pouted and said to me, "No, I can't do anything about this kind of thing."

you……

Well, for the first time, I experienced the feeling of helping a man buy a ticket. It was quite novel for a while, and I had the illusion of taking care of my son.

After such a comparison, I think Osamu Dazai is pretty good, at least no matter whether Osamu Dazai, Nakahara Chuya, Scotland and I went out to watch movies together, they have never asked me to buy tickets so confidently.

But I, Duanmuyou, never gave up. I dragged him to line up together without saying a word. He complained that it was so troublesome. I smiled and pulled him, and said aggrievedly, "But, I haven't bought it either. ticket."

The other party pointed it out, "You lied."

Oh, yes, what can you do with me, hehehe.

I happily pressed him to line up with me, the young man sighed, and then I asked curiously, "But then again, I don't know your name yet."

"Huh? Me?" He was stunned for a moment, and the young man standing beside me said, "My name is Edogawa Ranpo, and I'm a famous detective."

What is your relationship with Edogawa Conan...

Is he your own son?

Looking at him with some indescribable words, the other party was stunned for a moment and then couldn't help laughing out loud, his emerald eyes were full of interest, "You are really interesting."

"Speaking of which, Ranpo-san really doesn't have a son named Edogawa Conan?"

"No."

Hey, okay.

After the two of us finished exchanging tickets, we went to the cinema like this. The other party seemed quite novel about watching movies. The beginning of the movie tells the story of a detective who eradicated rape and evil in the Middle Ages, was framed, and then slowly A story that unearths the truth based on reasoning.

I was very invested in watching the whole process, because although I don't understand the plot, at least the action looks good.

Edogawa Ranpo sitting next to him was hilarious the whole time. He ate the popcorn I bought, drank the Coke I bought, and then lazily said with a drawn out voice, "Boring."

"Don't talk." I seriously criticized him, "Didn't you see that the protagonist is reasoning?" Although I don't understand what he is reasoning, I feel that 90.00% of the movies... just push it flat.

He couldn't help laughing out loud, and then waved to me without sincerity, "Sorry, sorry."

Although he was apologizing, there was no sincerity in his expression. The black-haired and blue-eyed young man smiled and said to me, "Look, that person didn't exist just now. That guy is behind the scenes."

At 30.00% of the movie, someone acted as a spoiler dog...

"Really?" I couldn't help confirming, and asked in a low voice, "How do you know?"

He glanced at me with his emerald eyes, and then propped his chin and continued to say lazily, "Don't you know it just by looking at it?"

I was stunned for a moment, "Then you are pretty amazing."

The other party showed me a smug smile, "Of course, I'm a detective."

"But I secretly told you that Dazai is fine too, but every time I ask him, he just won't tell me." I couldn't help but praise Dazai, hey, every time I ask about spoilers, I burst into tears.

"Ah, so." The famous detective Edogawa Ranpo nodded without interest. He seemed to have no interest in this movie. Well, yes, I also feel quite boring after knowing who the killer is. in.

"Hmm." I looked at him with a lack of interest in doubt, and then asked curiously, "Are you not interested?"

Although I also know, but I still want to know how to know, and then how the protagonist will beat the enemy.

Edogawa Ranpo just put his eyes on me again, obviously he told me that I also wanted to watch a movie, but the first person who was bored said to me, "Of course, because everyone knows That's it."

He looked at me indifferently.

"Oh, but I think it's worth seeing the shocked expression on the enemy's face after speaking out."

After he deciphered it, I feel that my expression is also worth seeing...

"That's right." He laughed all of a sudden, and said happily, "This is what motivates me to become a detective."

"Obviously I thought about it, but it was easily solved by others. This sense of accomplishment is the most important thing." The famous detective who didn't know his strength said this, and then he asked me curiously, "But you It's really weird, why would you want to keep watching something like this?"

"Hey, because although I know it, I still want to see how the protagonist handles it."

He sighed, and said lacklusterly again, "Isn't this boring?"

"How come, everyone has different reactions." I looked at him and explained in a low voice, "For example, if Dazai sees it, he will definitely spoil it with me, and then I will tell you about it." Chasing and playing... But if it was Mr. Zhongyuan, he would definitely not watch such a movie, maybe we fell asleep together."

"So it's Mr. Edogawa's turn." I sighed and said disgustedly, "I became a salted fish without dreams..."

He blinked, folded his hands on his chest and thought about it seriously, "If you say that, it's true."

"Besides, watching movies is to relax and experience other people's lives." The most important thing is to have fun. I just want to have a good time.

Edogawa Ranpo couldn't help but sighed again, "Ah, what is there to experience in this idiot's life."

"However, 90.00% of the people in this world are idiots." I couldn't help but refute the other party, "But the most important thing is to have fun." Although I forget when I'm having a good time, at least I had a good time!

He sighed again, "It's really boring."

Edogawa Ranpo looked at me curiously, "Speaking of which, why can't you tell who the killer is in such a simple movie?"

I was choked up by him, and then replied confidently, "Of course it's because I'm a goldfish viewer. Goldfish viewers don't need brains when watching any movie."

Yes, so I like American blockbusters, the special effects are particularly good-looking, the whole process is bang bang bang, all the way to the end of the game.

Shocked by my straightforward attitude, he slowly turned into a steamed bun face, "Ah, so."

"Don't you think it would be fun to see the protagonist slap the villain?"

"No..." He yawned, and said lazily, "It's really boring. This kind of guy who looks like a fool can be a detective. That's the most stupid thing."

"Then you are quite boring." Spoiler at a glance, what fun is there in life.

"That's right." He sighed, and folded his hands into a ball again, "It's the same in life, there are really too many boring people."

I froze for a moment, "Why do you say that?"

Anyway, I knew who was behind the scenes, so I lowered my voice and asked him curiously, "Why do you think the people around you are boring?"

Was it Dazai Osamu who bored him?No, I think Osamu Dazai is fun, and there is always a different scene with him.

"Ah?" The bun-faced detective said lazily, "But, it's really boring. Watching movies is so easy. Basically, there are very few people who can keep up with me. You too, say Who reacts differently."

"Because there are so many goldfish audiences in this world." I said to him as a matter of course, "To be honest, why should I keep up with you? I think listening to spoilers is also very cool." I followed Osamu Dazai pace?No, did I keep up with the three breeders?of course not!

Is that important? It doesn't matter. When I need them to give me spoilers, I have to give them spoilers.

I lowered my voice and whispered, "You can help me to look at it next time, the heroine will not die."

"Hey, why do you use the ability of a detective to do such a thing!"

"Please come on, detective." I lowered my voice coquettishly, "As a smart detective, isn't it natural for him to understand every plot?"

The famous detective Edogawa Ranpo sighed, "The plot is really weak, and do you really think spoilers are okay?"

"It's okay, the smart Mr. Edogawa must know what's behind it, please, please, I'm worried to death now." I whispered, "Will the heroine die?"

He put his head in his hands and said to me, "No, I won't tell you."

"..."

This little boy who cheated on food and drink and didn't give a good spoiler.

I looked at him sincerely, "Goldfish viewers need you..."

"No!"

I turned my head angrily, "Forget it, you don't know anyway."

He put his head in his hands and said lazily, "How could the famous detective not know?"

"I do not know……"

"Know!"

I snorted, and he finally told me the result slowly. After I rolled my eyes at him, the other party seemed to want to think for a while, "You're right."

"It's really fun to be with different people."

"Speaking of which, don't you want to tell me about Osamu Dazai?" I couldn't help but finally asked him in a low voice, "So how is Dazai in the detective agency? Has he ever been bullied?"

"Ah... this."

The other party puffed up and said, "How should I put it, it is meaningless to say these things, you will only be locked up by Osamu Dazai for the rest of your life."

I:? ? ?

"Are you a detective or a fortune teller?"

"You can tell this even if you're not a detective..." Then he said something that shocked me, "Actually, Dazai already knew about it, your secret."

"But..." He suddenly smiled slightly, opened those emerald eyes, and stared at me quietly with his chin propped up, "You are quite cute, and a little stupid."

After Edogawa Ranpo glanced at me, he finally said, "Hey, are you really going to stop thinking about it? I think I'm good too, because, you're really interesting."

"And..." he said to me very seriously, "Only if you are with me, you can probably get rid of Dazai, this is not a lie to you."

No dear, I don't want to be a mother early at a young age...

And I like Osamu Dazai more!super loud!

Then after watching the movie, I took this coquettish and clingy guy and took a taxi back to the detective agency. He had to go with me. I thought that Osamu Dazai also worked in the detective agency, so I was embarrassed He refused and sent him back.Although I don't really want to send this little boy who is so focused on poaching Dazai's wall.

Although he brags that I am kind and beautiful, how can I say, I forgive him because he is a child!

As a result, I was shocked when I was sent back. Atsushi Nakajima saw Edogawa Ranpo being sent back, "Mr. Ranpo, we are really worried."

"Hey, why did you come back with Miss Duanmu!?"

"Ah, because, I went to watch a movie with her just now."

The boy with slanted bangs said in horror, "No... wait, watch a movie!???"

Smile, I don't want to either, I kind of regret it actually.

"But isn't she Mr. Dazai's ex-girlfriend?" The boy with silver-white hair and overalls was in pain, "Mr. Ranpo, don't do this."

I couldn't help it, and said with some complaints, "Well, he's only seventeen or eighteen years old, I'm not interested in shooting seventeen or eighteen-year-olds."

Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help but broke down and said, "...Mr. Ranpo is already 26."

watt! ?

26 years old, can't you take a taxi home by yourself?

……

Just when I couldn't hold back my desire to complain, I suddenly heard a soft female voice from a distance, "That, this lady."

She smiled and made a gesture of invitation to me, "The president here invites you."