Taoist fast crossing

Hearing the sound of a car approaching, Nan Qiao showed agility that didn't match his body, turned off the computer, looked around, and found that there was nothing different around him, so he quickly jumped off the table and asked Si Qingyan to jump off as well. Pad it.

Since Nan Qiao is so active, Si Qingyan is not polite anymore.

He jumped down and landed on Nan Qiao's soft back. The two cats opened the door and went out as before, each lying on the mat.

The puppy has fallen asleep.

Nan Qiao helped turn off the TV.

When He Yu came in, he smelled of alcohol, and everything around him seemed to have a double image.He still saw Wangcai sleeping on the sofa.Thinking of the ringworm on Wangcai's body, he quickly walked over to pick up Wangcai and throw him into the cage.

Sleeping soundly, the pup who was woken up wanted to curse and held back, and continued to sleep in the cage, but he was thinking in his heart, He Yu doesn't like drinking, why did he drink so much today?

He Yu originally wanted to get something for the cat to eat, but he was really sleepy, so he took a bath first.

He didn't come out for a long time, and there was no sound of water in the bathroom.

The little puppy couldn't help becoming anxious.

He Yu won't die suddenly in it!

"Two cat brothers, can you help me to see him?"

She was in the cage, unlocked this time, but the switch outside was stuck and she still couldn't get out.

"Okay." Nan Qiao lazily got up to open the bathroom door, the pup looked expectant.Si Qingyan scanned her consciousness and found that He Yu was about to sink into the bathtub. After sinking for a while, on the verge of life and death, maybe He Yu's soul would come out before death, or He Yu died directly, and then the soul Out of body.

Nan Qiao lay on the side of the bathtub, facing He Yu's face, bowing left and right.

Let you steal the cat!Let you steal the cat!

clap clap clap!

He Yu woke up and choked for a long time.

He was a little scared and almost burped.

When I look at the cat again, it is not the same as before.Anyway, this is a life-saving cat.Cats never have the ability to see through, maybe this big fat cat is hungry.

He Yu is much more sober now.

He got up and dressed, painted his face casually, and went to the kitchen to prepare food for the cat.

Nan Qiao made a contribution and was very satisfied with a plate of chicken breast at night.

Every time He Yu wanted to lick the cat, Nan Qiao would dodge left and right, becoming slippery.Si Qingyan is even more flexible and changeable, the only person who can be slapped is the naked Wangcai.

He Yu lost all desire after just one glance.

He called Ke Jingyan's cell phone number.

Soon, the other side was connected.

Concubine Rong's pleasant voice sounded:

"What are you doing?"

"I want to hear your voice."

He Yu briefly talked about what happened in the bathroom.

"Oh...then you are very lucky." Concubine Rong didn't curse anyone today, but her tone was very indifferent.

He Yu asked her again if there was anything unhappy, but Concubine Rong didn't say anything.

"I may be a little busy recently. My father transferred me to the branch office in Beijing..."

"Then do your best." Concubine Rong finished perfunctory and hung up the phone.

Nan Qiao and the prince are not here, and life feels a lot more dull.

Lao Xia didn't come back either, and the staff who fed the cats didn't notice that there were two missing.Obviously Nan Qiao is so fat, so conspicuous, he doesn't even come to eat, if Lao Xia is here, he will definitely notice something strange.

He Yu obviously had more to say than finished. When he thought of the female voice on the phone, he couldn't help but smile. He didn't know her name yet, when will he know.

The puppy looked contemptuously in the cage.

The big scumbag smiled triumphantly, he probably wanted to flirt with his sister again.

Once raw and second cooked, Nan Qiao is no longer sour.Concubine Rong should look down on someone like He Yu.In the past, I was much better-looking than He Yu, and I was the lord of the world, and I was obedient to Concubine Rong, but I still don't know what Concubine Rong thinks.

The next day, He Yu got up early to make breakfast, which was quite large, and added nutrition cream. After feeding the cat, he drove to work.Before he left, he deliberately turned on the TV to play cartoons, so that the cat would not be bored.

"Let's see when He Yu will come back today. If he comes back late, shall we go back to the Forbidden City tomorrow?"

Nan Qiao asked.

"Yes." Si Qingyan thought it was feasible.Generally, social animals have a 996 working system, and there is still plenty of time left for them.

"How do we go back tomorrow? It's too expensive to take a taxi, and pets are not allowed on the bus or subway." Nan Qiao scratched his head.

"I can be invisible."

When Si Qingyan said this, she consumed a little bit of spiritual energy and used all her senses on the screen.

In Nan Qiao's eyes, the prince at this moment has completely disappeared.He believed what Si Qingyan said even more. It seemed that the crown prince was indeed a cat demon who had cultivated for a thousand years.

"What about me?" Nan Qiao held his face.

"Let me try."

Si Qingyan walked around Nan Qiao.

Soon, Nan Qiao also disappeared.

Perhaps it was because Nan Qiao's body was too swollen, and Si Qingyan suddenly felt that the accumulated spiritual energy was being consumed violently.

"It can only last about 10 minutes." Si Qingyan calculated.

"Hey, why don't you go back and have a look first? I'll go back next time." Nan Qiao was a little disappointed.

10 minutes is obviously not enough to get to the Forbidden City. If something goes wrong halfway, it will obviously become big news.

"I can take you back with me in three days."

"Okay~" Nan Qiao became happy, almost wanting to lick Si Qingyan's fur.

Si Qingyan slipped away, turned on He Yu's computer, and inquired about the route back home.It takes about an hour and a half by bus and subway.

In this way, he can go back to the Forbidden City today. As for when He Yu will come back, it doesn't matter at all.

"Woof, woof, where are you going?"

Wangcai almost forgot how to speak.

"Both cat brothers, can you let me out too?"

"Say something nice and I'll let you out."

Nan Qiao has the ugly face of a villain, but his round and solid body does not bring a sense of viciousness, but is a bit cute.

"Brother Cat, please let me out, I will be your little brother from now on."

The puppies are humble.

"Ok."

Nan Qiao opened the dog cage door.

Si Qingyan quietly left incognito.

There is a subway station nearby, and there are very few people coming and going.The behavior of stealth fare evasion is really shameful, but fortunately no one saw it.

Most of the time spent on the subway, Si Qingyan hid under the seat, and occasionally squatted behind the luggage to release the invisibility, saving a little spiritual energy.The subway is much better than the bus, he was almost crushed.The bus is so crowded that there is no place to stand.

Si Qingyan began to feel lucky for Nan Qiao, luckily he didn't come, otherwise he would have been squeezed into cat cakes.

Today is a working day, not too many tourists come to the Forbidden City.

After finding a blind spot for surveillance to release the invisibility, Si Qingyan leisurely went to find other cats.

The first thing I saw was Ayun.

She likes to lie on the promenade outside the Changning Palace, where many plants are planted, and hot spring water is drawn underground, making it green even in winter.

Ayun was obviously very excited, and quietly took Si Qingyan back to the dark room.

"How is it? Is the way back going smoothly?"

"It's not bad, but there are too many people on the bus and it's crowded."

"Just come back." Concubine Rong lazily laid her head out in the cat's nest, her eyes still on the phone screen.

There is a live broadcast of lipstick color testing.

"This color number is really explosive and beautiful! omg! Buy it! Buy it! Limited edition..."

"How's the living standard over there? Can he afford so many cats?" Concubine Rong asked.

"It's affordable, but He Yu may not be happy about it." Si Qingyan thought for a while and said.

"It's okay. After a while, I will ask him to take care of the kitten for me."

Concubine Rong showed a kind smile.

All the cats in the dark room will smile heartily.

Concubine Rong went out, one for two.If Concubine Rong could transform into a human form, she would be able to attract people's soul with her eyes.

"How is your side?" Si Qingyan asked.

"Same as usual." The No. [-] Scholar Cat yawned.

The weather is fine today, and the university is in session, so I can go to a nearby school to take classes.In fact, he thinks that if there is a choice, it is better to find a safe place near the Forbidden City, as long as there is internet, water and electricity, and good food.The transportation here is convenient and the scenery is pleasant, but the housing prices nearby are too expensive... Wait!It seems that there is still a box of jewelry in the box, selling them should be able to buy a house near the Forbidden City.

"Prince, when can you cultivate human form?"

General Mo asked.

"At least three months, at most a year." Si Qingyan said.

"Ah~ Is there any way to get an ID card by then?"

Prime Minister Mao felt that this certificate was very important.

"Yes, I can make a fake certificate, so others can't find it out." Si Qingyan smiled.

"Wonderful!" There were meows one after another in the dark room.

"Recently, CCTV is preparing to make a documentary about the Forbidden City. There is an episode about the repairers of the Forbidden City's cultural relics, and another episode about the internal structure of the Forbidden City. It may re-examine the underground drainage system. We can affect the detection of the machine so that it cannot find the darkroom... …what exactly will happen is unknown.”

Ayun was a little worried.

"About some day, I'll come and have a look." Si Qingyan said.

"Actually, you and Nan Qiao can come back to live, as long as you are sure how Xiao Ke is doing... If something happens, we will call the police. If there is nothing wrong, it is not bad to go back to the palace." A Yun is more inclined to let Nan Qiao and Si Qingyan return to the Forbidden City. .

"I think He Yu's place is better. There are air conditioners and water heaters. When He Yu is not at home, we can take a shower, blow hair, play computer games, and watch TV. Moreover, He Yu's house is very spacious... If He Yu hurt Xiao Ke, maybe he will be punished." If the police take it away, then we will be happier. As long as it takes three to one year, there will be a lot of time in the future~”

Concubine Rong was tired of living in a dark room.It's terribly cold here when it's cold, and stuffy when it's hot, with a dark and damp smell, and moss grows in some places, and bugs often crawl around.

The Forbidden City on the ground is spacious and beautiful, and there are many tourists coming and going. Many places have been evacuated and are not suitable for living.Sleeping on the roof during the day is more or less the same.Everything they were familiar with gradually became strange.

"Let's do this, two-pronged approach. Concubine Rong continues to call He Yu to communicate feelings. Nan Qiao and the prince will check Xiao Ke's whereabouts. If it is suitable, we will try to live with He Yu." Queen Mother Cat said.

Maybe it's because He Yu looks rich but not a good thing, cats and cats want to take advantage of him, it's better to eat and live, and empty He Yu's wallet.If you are someone who really loves cats, such as Lao Xia, you can have a meal once in a while, but if you really want to live for a long time, you are not ashamed.Moreover, Lao Xia has achieved results in certain fields, and he has received more attention.

After discussing it, Si Qingyan walked around the Forbidden City, and disappeared into the shadow of flowers under the watchful eyes of several cats.

"I'm leaving, come back another day."

"Safe travels."

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He Yu still came back very late, didn't drink today, but was very tired.After making the cat meal, he made dog food for Wangcai, took a bath in a hurry, and dumped it on the bed.

The cats and dogs at home are still obedient, no excrement is seen, and they are not noisy. Someone will come to clean up here every three days, and they can clean up the cat litter by the way.

There seems to be cat hair on the floor, it's time to buy a robot vacuum...

He Yu thought so, and soon fell asleep.

I forgot to call her, will she forget me?

On the other side, Nan Qiao closed the door of the study and was chatting with Concubine Rong.

"He Yu is very tired today and went to bed early, don't worry, he didn't find a new young lady to fall in love with..."

While talking, Nan Qiao suddenly felt weird.In an instant, he felt like the princess in "Water Margin", it's okay to match up, but he still has to keep an eye on He Yu, so that he must be fascinated by Concubine Rong.

Nan Qiao touched the top of his head. Without a hat, it's not a big problem.

He puts on his headphones and starts playing games.

Si Qingyan opened the curtains and practiced under the silvery moonlight.The essence of moonlight and stars has always been very suitable for the cultivation of monsters. There are many worlds, and the entry is much faster.

After Nan Qiao asked how to practice, she quickly gave up because she didn't know where the cat's meridians and dantian were.As a cat, the most important thing is to be happy, let's play games first.

The puppy was released from the cage by Nan Qiao, slumped on the sofa, and watched a movie silently.

She couldn't help it, she didn't know where her body was, and the only breakthrough was He Yu.Those who find her body should be able to find He Yu through her.

After going abroad with He Yu, she first studied in a language school for a period of time. Her foundation is very good. Like most people in the country, she learned dumb English. She can read and write, but she is not good at speaking.It didn't take long to basically master the communication skills, and was admitted to a good university.

He Yu suddenly wanted to go back to China, saying that something happened at home.

She also wanted to go back with her, but He Yu broke up, not wanting her to go back to China.

An argument broke out between the two, and she eventually came back.Even if He Yu said it would be a breakup, why should he waste his studies?He has already prepared her tuition and living expenses.In her heart, nothing is as important as He Yu.He returned home in a hurry, he must have something urgent to deal with, maybe she can help a little.

Then... she fell into the sea.became what it is now.

He Yu actually started flirting with other girls, it was too much.

Life is the same without you, and you have to be like this.

What He Yu said was repeated in his mind.

If I had known earlier, she would not be returning home.

She banged her head on the sofa cushions frantically, trying to knock herself back to the way she was before.Of course, it's useless.

The new day repeated yesterday's schedule, the ingredients of the cat meal were slightly changed, and He Yu even added boiled egg yolks to the puppy.He eats the egg white, and the puppies eat the egg yolk.

The life and rest of social animals are always the same, and occasionally they will work overtime until late at night.

Originally, He Yu just wanted to experience the feeling of deceiving animals, but now he really thinks it's not bad to have two cats.

Every night when I open the door and turn on the light, seeing the lazy face of the cat, I suddenly feel less lonely.As for the little soil dog... the fur seems to grow a little, and it should be much cuter if it grows a little longer.

Tonight, I can finally call her.

This time we're talking about cats.Concubine Rong said that she had a kitten with white fur, and it was a cat with different eyes. What does this cat eat, what kind of shower gel does it take... explain everything clearly.

He Yu was very happy to hear her talk, so happy to hear her talk so much.She seems to have an unknown magic power, which attracts people to explore and can also bring people a good mood.

Speaking of late at night, they said good night to each other, and He Yu had a sweet dream.On the other side, Concubine Rong was in a lazy posture, propping her chin, her slightly undulating stomach trembled with her breathing.

"Rong Rong, you seem to have gained a little weight." Ayun stared at Concubine Rong's belly.

"No, it was just a matter of angle." Concubine Rong tried her best to inhale.

"Yes, I seem to have misread it." Ayun looked away.

"I feel that... He Yu, it's like that word that people say very popular nowadays..." The voice of the empress dowager was weak when she spoke, and her memory was not very good.

"It's dog licking." The Empress Dowager answered.

"Yes." The empress dowager and the empress dowager smiled at each other, and then encouraged:

"Rongrong, we leave our happy life to you."

"Don't worry! I will definitely make it through." Concubine Rong was full of energy.

"If there is a need, we can also help." The Yushi cat, the prime minister cat, the general cat, the champion cat and other cats all said.

"How about this, you can hook up with the rich woman and act as a game partner for the rich woman, maybe you can make some money." Concubine Rong had an idea.

"This, this... I..." Yushi Mao was familiar with the sage books and felt that he couldn't do it.

"Yeah, Concubine Rong is right." Prime Minister Mao suddenly changed his tone, "But Yu Shi and I are old, rich women won't like our voice, let General Mo and Zhuangyuan Xiao go. "

"Extremely extreme." Doctor Yushi immediately echoed.

Concubine Rong pondered for a moment.That's right, the prime minister and the censor are getting old, it seems inappropriate to seduce a rich woman, let the young cat do it.

Concubine Rong looked at the champion cat and the general cat.

"I help elementary school students with homework, and I make money." Zhuangyuan Mao said.

So all the cats turned their attention to General Mo.

General Mo instantly felt like a thorn on his back.

I'm just a little cat.

He unconsciously took a few steps back.

"The general's voice is nice, I think rich women should like it." A Yun obviously stood by Concubine Rong.

"I...I don't know how to play games."

General Mo was very nervous.

His voice is indeed pleasant, clear and crisp, with clear words.Maybe it's because he doesn't like to talk, his voice has been processed by silence, and when he speaks, he can surprise his ears.

Nan Qiao loses every time he plays a game, and can only win once in a while.In General Mo's mind, playing games is extremely difficult, and it is difficult to govern the country.

"It's okay, try it, maybe it will work." Concubine Rong encouraged.

"OK then."

General Mo also felt that he should make money, and he couldn't rely on Concubine Rong to support his big family.The empress dowager and the prime minister are both getting old, and the empress dowager and concubine Rong are all girls. Nan Qiao got a steady stream of cat food and snacks for everyone by showing off her cuteness, and even created a cat feeding industry chain in the Forbidden City... General Mo decided that he would shoulder the heavy responsibility of supporting his family.

Open the game app, General Mo logs into the game with Xiao Ke's large account and enters the novice mode.After roughly understanding, General Mo began to match his teammates and start a new journey.

"How is it? Is it difficult?" Concubine Rong asked.She is not very interested in this, she only knows that if she plays well, she can be a practice.

"It's very simple. Could it be that your Majesty and I are not playing the same game?" General Mo was puzzled.

The cats in the dark room were silent.

"It should be the same one." Ayun said firmly.

Maomao was still silent, and the only sound in the dark room was the sound of General Mo playing games.

"Mo Qing, work hard." Ah Yun encouraged.

"Okay... After I have practiced a few commonly used heroes, and then I can improve my rank, I will go to practice to make money." General Mo carefully found a small notebook, and recorded the key points found while playing the game.

"Not bad, you can make more voice calls, maybe you can attract a few rich women." Concubine Rong praised.

"I will work hard!" General Mo nodded.

The picture was once very touching.

Every cat is working hard for a better tomorrow.

Doctor Yushi and Zhuangyuan Mao went out to rub lessons, and planned to make money by giving students extra lessons in the future.The empress dowager and the concubine often write and write, trying to contribute to the official account.Ayun hasn't figured out what to do yet, but she can draw and write well with a brush before, so she can pick it up again when it is convenient in the future.Concubine Rong felt that she could be a singing anchor, or cover some popular songs. Anyway, all roads lead to Rome, and she would never starve to death.

Everything is developing in an orderly manner, what He Yu looks forward to most every day is to talk to Concubine Rong.

Until one day, he got a call.

"Mr. He, we found your girlfriend."

The phone call across mountains, rivers, lakes and seas once again broke He Yu's peaceful life.

"Okay, I'll pick her up later."

He Yu was already thinking about the design of the urn.Ke Jingyan likes blue, so let's buy a sky blue columbarium, and choose a cemetery with good Fengshui. I hope she will be rich, happy and healthy in her next life.

"When will you pay for your girlfriend's medical bills?"

He Yu was stunned.Is Ke Jingyan still alive?

"Your girlfriend has been in a coma, I hope you pick her up as soon as possible."

He Yu frowned slightly.

Si Qingyan and Nan Qiao were eavesdropping on the phone and looked at each other.

Xiao Ke found it!

The hearing of a dog is about 16 times that of a human, and Wangcai also heard it.She couldn't help but get excited.

The old lady endured the humiliation for so long!Isn't it just for such a day?When will the scumbag take my old lady's body back!

"Okay, I see." He Yu hung up the phone.

Then arrange a nursing home for Ke Jingyan.

Maybe you should take a look at her.

this fool.

In the evening, He Yu called Concubine Rong, and the two chatted happily.Concubine Rong is now "successfully divorced" and has adopted several cats. He Yu wants to meet Concubine Rong, but she refuses every time.

"By the way, I'm going to travel abroad, can you help me raise a cat for a few days?"

Concubine Rong had been fishing for so many days, and finally it was time to draw in the net.