Taoist fast crossing

Si Qingyan didn't have time to pay attention to He Yu's mental activities, he just wanted to practice hard, transform into form early, own a dozen cats, and take turns masturbating.

As for leaving here... For the time being, you can observe the frequency of He Yu's going out, find an opportunity to reserve a car with He Yu's mobile phone, and then go out with He Yu's mobile phone and slip away.

"There is no surveillance in this house, but there is one at the door. As long as He Yu doesn't put us in a cage at night, the whole villa will be our world!"

When He Yu went out to buy vegetables, Nan Qiao whispered.

"House cat!" The little dog lay down in the kennel, showing disdainful eyes.

Too much pursuit!

"It's Ju, not Ju, which village are you from, with such a bad accent."

Nan Qiao acted as if you are a countryman who has never seen the world, so let me, a city person, open your eyes.

"Hmph." The little dog didn't want to talk to him anymore.

Si Qingyan was still lying on the edge of the cage, practicing hard.

An hour later, He Yu came back, and tentatively let the cat out after closing the doors and windows.

Cats are suitable for keeping indoors, let them familiarize themselves with the environment first.If you are obedient, you can even get a cat climbing frame.Dog... He Yu looked at Bald Mao Wangcai and thought it would be better to keep him in a cage.Anyway, a dog is a very loyal animal. It only remembers the kindness of its owner and feeds it stuttering, and it is very satisfied.

Nan Qiao lay on He Yu's newly bought cat litter, feeling a little small, and slowly crawled into the dog litter He Yu bought for the little soil dog.Anyway, Wangcai can't come out, and the kennel is idle if it is idle, why don't you let me lie down and add a little dragon spirit to the kennel.

Si Qingyan moved to a new place to lie down, the cat litter was much more comfortable than the cage.

He Yu took out the cat teasing stick.

Cats seem to love this.

How to play?

He Yu stretched out the cat-teasing stick in front of Si Qingyan, shaking it wantonly.

Si Qingyan grabbed it twice perfunctorily, and turned her back.

OK, OK, you can back down.

He Yu frantically shook the cat teaser, but the picture he was expecting did not appear.The little cat in the sweater didn't respond at all.

The kitten is not in good health, maybe the big cat likes it.

He Yu stretched out the cat-teasing stick in front of Nan Qiao again.

Nan Qiao was lazy, without the slightest desire to stretch out his claws.

He Yu tried and tried according to the tutorial, all kinds of jitters, like Parkinson's.

If the cat doesn't cooperate, no matter how much it shakes, it's useless.

He Yu was a little frustrated, and couldn't help turning his attention to Bald Mao Wangcai.

Wangcai is in the cage at this time, looking at him with round and wet eyes, very cute.

He Yu finally opened the cage door.

But instead of taking out the dog, he put the cat teasing stick in.

The little dog was stunned! ! !

What kind of devil are you?This is a funny cat!Laozi is now a dog!Could it be that He Yu is so stupid that he doesn't know the difference between cats and dogs?

He Yu's patience has been exhausted with the previous two cats.

He perfunctorily stretched out the cat teasing stick in front of the puppy, shaking it.

The puppy threw away the cat teasing stick with one paw.

Spicy chicken!Roll rough!

"Is it really impossible..."

"Since it's useless, it's better to throw it away."

As He Yu said, he took out the cat teaser from the cage.

Si Qingyan thought that He Yu was going to throw away the cat-teasing stick, but unexpectedly, He Yu took out the puppy.

"You are so ugly and troublesome... I really can't keep it."

He Yu sighed, took the dog and walked out.

???

The pup can't believe it's real.

Although I knew that He Yu was a damn face control, but I didn't expect...he didn't have any love at all!How pitiful I am now!The hair is gone, and if they are thrown out like this, they will soon die of hunger and cold because they cannot find food, and the weather is too cold.None of the dog dealers outside will steal small dogs, and they can't sell them for a little money, and they don't have two taels of meat.

"Wooooooooooooow..."

The puppy was motionless, being carried by He Yu, making a sad, weak and helpless sound.

It is indeed cold outside.

He Yu took it back again.

Even if you lose it, you have to pick a place far away to prevent it from running back.Now he doesn't want to go out, that's all, let's keep him for a while and let him have a few full meals.

The puppy let out a sigh of relief.

She really didn't dare to act wild now, for fear of being thrown away by He Yu.

The possibility that other people... will take her in is also very low.

As for going home... If she had a good relationship with her family, she probably wouldn't be with He Yu.Even at this level, the person she relies on most is still He Yu.

Originally, she was pretending to cry, but when she saw He Yu's disgusted eyes, she couldn't hold back her tears.

She doesn't know what she did wrong, is it because she shouldn't lose her temper?Or too hysterical?There were no major fluctuations in life, and everything was developing according to her expectations. Even if she put all her eggs in one basket and followed He Yu to live in another country, she did not regret it.

Up to now, I still can't figure out why He Yu wanted to break up.

He only said that he was bored. Could it be that the time they spent together was fake?

In the morning, he woke up to the sound of him practicing the piano. After washing, he had already made breakfast.Exquisite and meticulous, he is like a little prince who lives in secular etiquette and rules but has a free soul.Sometimes he eats at home, and sometimes he goes out to eat. His family background is superior and his cooking skills are also very good. He always takes care of the housework naturally and creates a carefree environment for her.When he was in a relationship, he never had close relationships with friends of the opposite sex, and he knew how to avoid suspicion.If there is a perfect lover, he must be the best one among them.

The originally quiet room was filled with the sound of dogs crying.

Bitterness, loneliness, sadness... Those who hear it are sad, and those who see it cry.

"I won't lose you. You are so pitiful. You are really the same as Ke Jingyan."

He Yu squatted down.

He patted the puppy's head in disgust.

But suddenly a sore heart.

Soon, he smiled self-deprecatingly.

Ke Jingyan is already in the past tense.Maybe it's because Ke Jingyan is very pitiful.I haven't had a few days of happy days in my life, and the only time I fell in love was when I met a bad-hearted scumbag like him.

He Yu picked up the dog, walked to a high table, and put it away.At this point in time, it's time to change the puppy's dressing.

He Yu conveniently threw the photo frame with Ke Jingyan's photo on the table into the trash can, and said very sincerely:

"Ke Jingyan, remember to have a good pregnancy in your next life, preferably like me, rich and handsome."

"Wang Wang Wang."

The puppy couldn't help it and barked twice.

Damn, dead scumbag.

"Yeah, do you think so too?" He Yu smiled.Then put on the gloves and apply the potion to the puppy.

Nan Qiao's stomach was already growling. He glanced at Si Qingyan and made eye contact silently.

Are you hungry?

Si Qingyan returned her gaze.

A little.

Nan Qiao rubbed her chin, how should she remind He Yu that it's time to feed?

Call twice?Doesn't it seem that I am very frivolous.

Alas, being an emperor is so tiring.

Nan Qiao lay paralyzed in the kennel, stroking her flat stomach which was still fat.

After applying the medicine to the puppy, He Yu cleaned it up and put the puppy back in the cage.In fact, he is also more afraid of cats and dogs fighting, in case anyone is injured, it will be very troublesome.

He Yu looked at the time and thought it was time to cook a delicious meal to buy the two cats!

He studied the cat rice tutorial, and after making sure that the ingredients were all right, he started working!

Soon, there was a burst of aroma from the kitchen.

Nan Qiao walked naturally to the door of the kitchen with rounded catwalks.

"Meow~"

Nan Qiao uttered the voice of a king.

When is it good?I am hungry.

"It will be fine soon." He Yu turned around and smiled.

In fact, it’s okay to raise small animals, as they can cook for each other.

Nan Qiao cautiously approached Si Qingyan, and asked in a very small voice:

"Senior, are you hungry?"

"Fortunately."

Of course Si Qingyan was hungry, but he had to be tactful about his image as an expert.

"If he feeds us with good food and drink, will he go back? Or think of other ways to improve the lives of other cats?" Nan Qiao asked quietly.

To be honest, the Forbidden City is not a very good place to live.

There are too many tourists, and it is very noisy every day. With the cat's hearing, it is painful from morning to night, and only the dark room is quieter.The darkroom is a bit stuffy, with poor air flow and exposure hazards.In case some scholars come to survey the underground drainage system of the Forbidden City, it is very likely that they will find the underground dark room.They can only eat cat food and cat snacks every day, and occasionally they can eat cat meals made by Lao Xia, but there are too many cats in the Forbidden City, and other wild cats want to eat them, so they often don't take the initiative to fight for them.

Nan Qiao wanted to live with dignity, and so did other cats.

He is thinking.

For example, can the senior, or the crown prince, take away He Yu's body?When the time comes to live in this era as He Yu, bring out all the other cats, and then everyone will live a happy new life together?

"Tell me more when you have time," Si Qingyan said.

He Yu was a little obsessed with cleanliness. He cleaned up the cat bowls, prepared goat milk and soft porridge with minced meat for Si Qingyan, and prepared very vegetarian cat food for Nan Qiao, which was not much.

"Da Mao is too fat, you should eat less."

He Yu had an idea and gave Nan Qiao a new name.

Si Qingyan had an ominous premonition.

He soon heard He Yu say:

"Ermao is malnourished, eat more."

Regarding He Yu's talent for naming, Si Qingyan was already unable to complain.

Nan Qiao was even more unhappy.

If he wasn't too hungry, he would have overturned the cat rice bowl.

hateful!What's wrong with getting fat? I didn't gain weight by eating your rice!

Seeing the two cats eating, the pup can't help but start to look forward to what delicious food He Yu will cook for her?Compared with cats, dogs seem to be able to eat more things, such as big bones...I can't stop drooling just thinking about it.

"Wangcai, you are too young to eat dog food soaked in boiled water."

He Yu brought the dog rice bowl, put it in front of the puppy, and said lovingly:

"Eat quickly."

The puppy couldn't believe it.Is this discrimination?That kitten has minced meat porridge, why doesn't she have it?It is impossible for He Yu to only cook such a small bowl.

"I'm going to eat too."

He Yu put a bowl of minced meat porridge in a porcelain bowl, took out the slices of bread that popped out of the toaster, sandwiched fried eggs and steak, squeezed some tomato sauce, poured out freshly squeezed juice, and settled for lunch.

"It's quite fragrant."

He Yu was very satisfied with the minced meat porridge he cooked.

Nan Qiao and the puppy glanced at Si Qingyan from time to time.

Now, Si Qingyan is standing under one person and above the cats and dogs, and the food is almost as good as He Yu's.

After eating, He Yu washed the dishes, cleaned up, and went back to the bedroom to take a nap.

The puppy was also discovered by his conscience and released.

Two cats and one dog confront each other, with the TV remote control in the middle.

The door of He Yu's study was locked, and the living room was open for their activities. The only TV they could watch became a matter of contention among the military strategists.

In terms of numbers, cats are more dominant.

But the puppy said coldly:

"If you don't let me watch it, I'll yell loudly to wake He Yu up, so you won't be able to watch TV either."

"Then you watch for 10 minutes first, and we will take turns."

Nan Qiao also didn't want to fight to the death with this puppy, it wasn't worth it.Isn't it just a TV?How can games be interesting.If this was a computer, he would definitely put the pup in the toilet.

After the puppy turned on the TV, he glanced at the date.

Seems shocked.

"By the way, little sister, how did you become a dog?"

Nan Qiao asked.

"I was struck by lightning." The puppy randomly chose a popular drama and started playing it silently.

"What a coincidence, so am I." Nan Qiao changed her name.He suddenly felt that it was better not to reveal too much in front of outsiders.

"When did you get hit?" the puppy asked.

"It's been a long time." Nan Qiao didn't remember clearly either.

In my memory, on the day when the city tower was breached, he was held against the city wall by heavy rain, General Mo died beside him in battle, his head was gouged out, his eyes were still open, and he looked guilty.

Then something happened and they all died.

"I was hacked three months ago, I don't know if I can get my body back," said the puppy.

Nan Qiao stopped answering the call.

It has been a hundred years since he died, and his body was buried in the suburbs of Beijing, and it has become a scenic spot.Every Qingming Festival, people go to Yanhuang Temple to offer incense.I guess it won't work if I get it back.Even if it can be used, it is better to be a cat than to be a skeleton and not eat well or sleep well.

Nan Qiao is not very interested in TV, and the puppy is full of thoughts. Si Qingyan is lying on the carpet in front of the French window basking in the sun, and now she is about to fall asleep.Nan Qiao turned off the TV directly.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, He Yu woke up and answered a few calls, as if asking him to go to work in a certain company.

He Yu didn't look happy.

The puppies are very curious, but He Yu won't talk too much about cats and dogs.He sorted out some documents and went out for dinner that night.

He Yu left, and the prosperous age of cats and dogs came.

The puppy is lying on the sofa watching TV.He Yu left in a bit of a hurry. The door of the study was closed and unlocked. Nan Qiao went in and squatted in front of the computer, feeling elated.Si Qingyan was also in the study, planning to look for anything that could be used.

The puppy didn't notice where the two cats went. When she wanted to enter the study, she found that the door couldn't be opened, so she didn't care, and went back to the TV to continue watching the drama.

She has little interest in anything other than getting her body back.Anyway, she doesn't have any particularly close friends, and those who chat occasionally can only chat.

He Yu took the laptop away and kept the desktop computer in the villa.

After Nan Qiao lost two games in a row, she logged into Ke Jingyan's account and made a video call to Ke Jingyan's account held by other cats.

There were only a few pairs of eyes glowing in the darkness.

The other cats are all in the dark room, even if there is a night pearl, the light cannot be compared with the outside.Only a dark mass and various cat's eyes can be seen here.

The cats in the dark room were very excited. Although they had contacted Nan Qiao and knew that they were fine, they still couldn't help worrying.

"This is He Yu's study. He's gone out now, and he should be back very late." Nan Qiao said.

"Where is the prince? How is the prince?" Ayun asked.

"Well..." Nan Qiao's voice was drawn out, and he hesitated to speak.

"What's the matter! Nan Qiao, tell me quickly! If the prince loses a hair, I will kill you!" Concubine Rong was very anxious.

"You know how to ask the prince, did you find that I have lost weight? You don't care about my life, why is it like this, my heart is broken into pieces..."

"Nan Qiao, be serious, we are talking about business now."

Ayun said seriously.

"I'm fine." Si Qingyan came out from behind Nan Qiao.

"Ah, it's fine." Ayun said with a smile.

"Yes, yes..." Concubine Rong also echoed.

It always feels like something is wrong.

"Prince, how can you talk?" The empress dowager rubbed her eyes in disbelief.

"Huh???" Ah Yun understood instantly.

That's right, before leaving, the prince was still a kitten who didn't understand anything.

Now he can speak.

"Do you want to know! Do you want to know?"

Nan Qiao's huge cat face filled the entire screen.

"I want to know, I want to know, Your Majesty the wise and powerful, Yushu Linfeng, tell me quickly!" At this time, Concubine Rong immediately patted Nan Qiao a resounding dragon fart.

"For the sake of your sincere begging, let me tell you. In fact, the prince is not an ordinary kitten. He turned out to be a cat demon who has cultivated for thousands of years, and now he is undergoing a catastrophe to rebuild..." Nan Qiao After embellishing what Si Qingyan said earlier, the other cats nodded repeatedly.

"So that's why I offended senior." Ayun's attitude was very polite.

"Just be the same as before, I'm still me."

Si Qingyan didn't want to see their respectful looks.He knew that they all wanted to be human again.If I become their hope of becoming human, the way of getting along with each other will change greatly.

"Then I...can I still call you Prince?" Concubine Rong asked.

"Yes." Si Qingyan nodded.

The cats over there are very happy.

They could all see a palm-sized kitten nodding seriously on the phone screen.The kitten was still wearing a sweater, clean and tidy, and looked like a child's toy. The golden pupils were bright and warm, and the light seemed to be shining through the screen.

The prince and Nan Qiao are so similar, even if it is really a cat demon, everyone can barely make a relative.With such a familiar relationship, it would be too difficult to bear if they were polite to each other.

"Prince, you should pay attention to safety over there. If there is any sign of something bad, please contact us, and we will pick you up when the time comes."

Even knowing that the prince is a "thousand-year-old cat demon", Ayun is still very worried.In her eyes, the prince is still a kitten, and Nan Qiao's IQ fluctuates, which is even more worrying.

Not to mention the difficulty of coming back, it seems a pity to go back to the palace directly from He Yu.

Can a darkroom hide forever?

No cat would think that way.Today's science and technology are too advanced.

If you have the opportunity, you should change to a safer place.Perhaps, He Yu is the breakthrough point.

After the video, both parties feel a lot more at ease.

It seems that He Yu wants to keep a cat for a long time, and it is not ruled out that he may suddenly change his mind.If things changed, Si Qingyan would always be able to save Nan Qiao. Thinking about it this way, I wished I could continue to wander.

Nan Qiao played the game all afternoon, and didn't stop until the account was reported and banned.

Si Qingyan lay on a book and flipped through most of it.

Nan Qiao glanced at the cover several times and found that he didn't recognize the unfamiliar words.Anyway, looking at the cover, I think it is very powerful, high-tech and so on.

"Prince, you are amazing, you can understand this book."

Nan Qiao leaned over and walked to Si Qingyan's side, only to find that the tall book outside was actually a cartoon version of Tinker Bell the Doraemon.

Nan Qiao directly opened the computer webpage, found Doraemon and started playing.

The two cats start watching cartoons together.

The puppies are chasing dramas outside, and they are safe and sound with each other.If He Yu knew that they got along so well and harmoniously, maybe he would be very happy.

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In the Forbidden City.

Concubine Rong was chatting with Yang Yang, complaining about her roommate together.

"I have several roommates, some have a good relationship with me, and some have a good relationship with each other. Everyone lives in their own way, and some roommates are very annoying. Let me tell you about roommate Nan Xiaoqiao." Concubine Rong raised her head. , start populating the important content:

"Nan Xiaoqiao is greedy. Sometimes he eats my food when he is not full. He eats a lot and grows fat. He especially likes to play games. What's more frightening is that he doesn't know how to play at all. Teammates report..."

"Nan Xiaoqiao likes to brag very much, she is very good at acting, and often says some inexplicable things. For example, looking out of the window, the land of China is all my country and so on."

……

"Oh my God, young lady, you are so miserable." Yang Yang sympathized with Concubine Rong very much.

The two communicated for a while, vomited bitterness to each other, and cherished each other.After Yangyang finished talking about the best roommates, he mentioned other roommates.Ke Jingyan was among them.

"Little K is easy to get along with, but it's hard to get into her heart. Of course, this sentence does not contain derogatory meaning. She is usually very careful, and will give you gifts on your birthday, and often buy things for you. other people in the dormitory."

"It is to go to her heart, but in fact, I hope she can open her heart and share her feelings with us. When she is in a bad mood, she seldom talks to us, and sometimes we don't know why she is angry. Does she have different demands on her life than the rest of us? Or is there something going on that we don't know about?"

"Later, she went abroad with her boyfriend, and after that, she seldom contacted her. She seemed to be doing well."

In general, Ke Jingyan is a relatively independent, free, mysterious, and not easy to get along with roommate in the eyes of Yang Yang, but she is definitely not annoying.

Yang Yang's mention of Xiao Ke was completely guided by Concubine Rong.

Yang Yang is not too sure about Xiao Ke's life.This kind of thing is generally only known to the person himself, and no matter how insinuating others are, they will not know the truth.

It was about Ke Jingyan's safety, Concubine Rong and the other cats still refused to give up easily.There are no important clues on Yangyang's side, and the big head is still on Nan Qiao's side.

Nan Qiao said he would pay attention to what happened.At the same time, she also said that Ke Jingyan may not be safe now.Today He Yu said that Ke Jingyan would have a good pregnancy in her next life, but if Ke Jingyan was still well, he would never say that.