I am fighting in the escape game

Chapter 53 The Ninth World 3

Earthy episodes, as the name suggests, are some very vulgar and earthy episodes, usually accompanied by "social shake" and "social quotations", and occasionally there will be shamat such as burying a loved one to participate in it.

This kind of video is very popular on Kuai X, and it is very embarrassing to watch, but they often have the brainwashing function of ghosts and animals, which can make people laugh out loud.

Shen Changqing has also seen earthy videos carried by others in scarves and other places before. The people in them are usually ordinary-looking, with an airplane head cut off, wearing a short-sleeved sweater and cropped leggings that are unique to social people, walking around and talking With a cigarette in his mouth, he looks at others with eyes that he thinks are cool but are actually sculptural.

The lines of the protagonists in these videos are extremely stiff, and the plots are as simple as the plots in novels 20 years ago. He had watched this kind of videos curiously for a while, but he was just having fun.

If he is really asked to act, he can't say such suffocating words at all!

[Host, please do your best.] The system's tone was tinged with relief and joy, [As long as you hold back the embarrassment, you can usher in a turning point. To be a social person, you have to do social things. I have some earthy videos here, you Do you want to refer to it? 】

Its tone was very turbulent, and there were some social golden sentences in one mouthful. Only then did Shen Changqing remember that in the last world, this system 444 secretly watched the fast x anchor shouting Mai during work.

Since 444 likes earthy videos so much, he must have a lot of coups!

Without further hesitation, Shen Changqing immediately agreed to the system: "Yes, you can show me some earthy videos later!"

It might be a bit difficult for him to perform the earthy part alone, and he has no experience in this kind of interpretation. After thinking about it, Shen Changqing called Kang Le in with the cheek.

It is also very good to have someone to help him refer to.

The two of them sat in a row on the bed, staring at the phone screen seriously, only to see that there was a Kuai Xapp on the game interface where there was only one Doutuqun.

Click on this app, and you will see a video of three men in black tank tops standing on the road!

[This is my favorite social shake! 】The system introduced it excitedly, and the voice was directly raised by two degrees, 【How chic their dancing posture is, how free their steps are, and their words are so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, it hurts the bone marrow!The people in our group love them all the time! 】

Shen Changqing and Kang Le fell into a strange silence after hearing his words.

They quickly pressed the play button, and the three twitching men also started to shake.

They have a thin face, a neatly combed aero hairstyle, a pair of black glasses on their faces, and a hand in their trouser pocket.

After twisting twice to the strange music, the eldest brother standing in front raised his face and looked at the camera with his nostrils.He opened his mouth, pointed a finger at the screen of the phone without cutting his eyes, and spoke with a strong Northeast accent——

"If you help me, I'll help you. If you don't help me, I'll help you. If I help you, if you still destroy me, then I'll fuck you!"

After finishing speaking, the three of them raised the nose of Feng Sao's plane, put their hands in their trouser pockets, and walked slowly towards the camera with big strides!

The Wumao light effect hit them, making them black and white for a while, and their incomplete figures began to shake, as if they were hallucinating after drinking too much Erguotou.

Shen Changqing & Kang Le: ...

"Change, let's change..."

After a while, someone said weakly.

【All right. 】

Seeing that they didn't appreciate it, 444's tone was a little frustrated: [You may not like such masculine and masculine...then let me give you a literary one. 】

Shen Changqing: ...

This kind of video is actually divided into masculinity and literature?

And how masculine are those three men? !

But I have to say, those few videos just like shaking his head x really made them speechless, and the words "you help me, I help you" are too suffocating, he can't say anything.

If it's a literary one, they might be able to accept it, maybe...

After they made a decision, the video of the three society brothers quickly exited the scene, and the phone screen lit up, and a young girl with heavy make-up appeared in it instead.

The girl's eyes were covered with a thick layer of mascara, she got a blue-green lion hair style in the barber shop, black eye shadow and purple lipstick, and sparkling artificial crystals hung on her ears, making Shen Changqing and Kangle happy After seeing her for the first time, I couldn't help swallowing.

This... What kind of literary law is this?

Look at her appearance... Could it be that the Buried Love family is coming out of the arena again?

While they were thinking this way, the camera shook slightly, and the woman twisted her mouth at the screen, and raised a shower above her head.

After the sparse water spouted from the shower head, she showed a "thrilling" smile to everyone in front of the screen.

Immediately, a woman's hoarse and sad voice came out——

"In your life... have you ever worked hard for others?"

After saying these words, the girl turned the handle away, and cold water spouted from the shower she was holding, instantly drenching her into a drowned chicken.

But this girl whose face makeup was soaked by water closed her eyes and looked intoxicated in the bath water, as if she was not squatting beside the toilet in her own simple toilet, but standing in the majestic rain. The rain beat relentlessly.

Shen Changqing: ...

Sorry, his imagination is too narrow...

This can no longer be described as embarrassing or earthy!

After watching this video, he almost fainted from suffocation, okay!

Thinking that he would perform a similar episode next, Shen Changqing only felt that his eyes were dark and his future was dark.

"I'm sorry, Comrade 444," Kang Le looked at Shen Changqing's dark face, coughed with a suppressed smile, and pressed the pause button of this video, "We don't like literature and art very much, and there are other Can you share the type with us?"

Thinking of what Shen Changqing was going to do next, Kang Le couldn't help but laugh.

Anyway, the main person making this video is Shen Changqing, so he doesn't care.

If he had integrity, he wouldn't have cheated Shen Changqing in the real world by making him shoot a page game ad...

After hearing what they said, and looking at Shen Changqing's face, system 444 was very upset.

[Okay, you don’t like literature and art either,] It felt its dignity was challenged, and its tone became serious, [In this case, why don’t I just show you the video of Brother GIAO, from the question The root cause solved it! 】

The reason why this emoji is forcibly added with earthy flavor is not because of the barrage about GIAO brother?

Show Shen Changqing the video of Brother GIAO's kiss of death, maybe it will inspire him to come up with the perfect earthy clip!

After hearing what it said, Shen Changqing thought about it and thought it was right, so she nodded and waited until Brother GIAO's video appeared.

This time, the system moved very quickly, and Brother GIAO's big face appeared on the screen of the phone after a while.

This is a middle-aged man with a round face, a crew cut, and a very fierce appearance.In Shen Changqing's impression, he often wears a cheap T-shirt and stands in the woods to shoot earthy videos.

And this time, this video is no exception, the background is still the woods.

At this moment, GIAO, one of the four heavenly kings of the Tujia Army, is wearing a pair of big black sunglasses, showing his round face up close on the camera lens.

In the next second, his face began to contort, the flesh on his face began to tremble, his round head began to shake, and his arms waved vigorously!

At the same time, a strange singing sound came from Shen Changqing's cell phone accompanied by brother GIAO's dancing——

"NIGIU GIAOGIAO!"

"GIAOGIAO!"

"NIGIU GIAOGIAO!"

"Yo ho ho ho!"

After uttering the last sentence, Brother GIAO stopped and showed a scary and ghostly smile at the camera.

"What! What! What! Mua!"

Accompanied by a few mua sounds when mouths squeezed together, Brother GIAO actually pouted his mouth, put his mouth on the camera, and forcibly kissed the audience in front of the camera!

Seeing a mouth suddenly, Shen Changqing's fingers trembled in fright, and the phone fell directly onto his lap!

Damn, he already knows what "four kisses of death" means!

Completely losing hope for the system and earthy videos, Shen Changqing carefully put the phone in his pocket, looked into the distance with vicissitudes of life, and sighed faintly.

The shortcut is really not that easy...

Giving up on continuing to study earthy videos, he decided to go out and hang around first to earn more details so that he can infer better results in the end.

It was already dark outside, and many red lanterns were hung in every corner of the yard, reflecting the festive atmosphere in the originally lonely and deserted house.

With the hard work of so many people in the Chen house, they have almost decorated the house now.The Chen family has no guests from far away, and those who need to be invited can basically arrive today or tomorrow.

The wedding, which was supposed to be held the day after tomorrow, was successfully brought forward to noon tomorrow with everyone's efforts.Shen Changqing almost didn't need to imagine, he could know how Cheng Haiyan walked around, placed various servants, and couldn't wait to tie the knot with Shen Changqing as soon as possible.

For a while, Shen Changqing's traumatized heart gradually felt the joy of being comforted.

Forget it, in order to pass the game...he worked hard!

Taking a deep breath, he decided to talk to Cheng Haiyan first.

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