I am fighting in the escape game
Chapter 23 The Real World
Shen Changqing is on summer vacation at this time, and there is nothing to do.He didn't want to go home, and he didn't receive a reply from Xu Xiaoqiao and the businessman, so he sat on the bench by the roadside until seven or eight o'clock in the evening.
During this period, apart from searching for emoticons, he was chatting with people in the group.The flow of time in the game world and the real world is different. Even if there is an interval of three days, it is only a few seconds in the eyes of the people in the group.
In order to confirm whether the people in the group had memories of communicating with them in the game world, Shen Changqing went to Mr. Xiaoye in private, and after slightly modifying the chat records between himself and them, he tentatively asked the other party.
Jun Xiaoye's reply was quick, and the content of the reply was within his expectations.
Xiao Yejun: Logically speaking, we haven’t chatted just now, but I don’t know why there is always an inexplicable sense of familiarity in the messages you sent, as if I really told you these words, sending you Like those emojis...
Xiao Yejun: However, recently I really like women's clothing emoji packs, maybe you have seen me post them in the group, so maybe you have a little impression?
It seems that Mr. Xiaoye's memory should have been tampered with by the system.
Shen Changqing thought about it, and felt that this was not bad. After all, the existence of the game system is too ridiculous, and these people have nothing to do with the game. It would be great if they had no memory.
Besides, he can also borrow the other party's identity and share some violent emoticons with the other party. When he enters the game world, he can ask the other party for it.
After briefly chatting with Mr. Xiao Ye for a few more words, Shen Changqing continued to focus on looking for emoticons.
Perhaps it was God's will, just when he started to search with keywords, a very popular post about sharing emoticons popped up.The title of the post was also in line with Shen Changqing's goal, so he couldn't help but click in the first time he saw it.
【Shock!The macho host actually exposed his treasured scary emoji in public! 】
Horror emoticons?
Before reading the emoticons sent by the poster, Shen Changqing took a look at the hot comments with a lot of likes, and found that they were all "Thank you for sharing, these pictures are really super powerful", "The emoticons are good, lethal They're all huge", "Help, I'm completely blown away by these pictures" and other comments.
Immediately, Shen Changqing's heart was full of anticipation.
He was originally using survival in horror games, maybe he just needs some of the same scary emoticons to suppress the enemies in the game?
Thinking of this, Shen Changqing immediately yearned for it.With a move of his finger, he began to slide down, carefully looking at the first emoticon package sent by the host——
A middle-aged greasy bald man in a black sweatshirt sat at the dining table, laughing arrogantly.He held up the beer bottle with one hand and poured the wine with the other. On the white dinner plate in front of him lay a big ugly and hideous fish.
And in the lower part of the picture, a row of bright red characters are neatly arranged, attracting the attention of onlookers——
[My wife took advantage of my absence to draw Xie Guangkun, who is as powerful as a corpse and can only be his snack! ]
Host: This emoticon package is called [Xie Guangkun eats the kun.jpg], in which Xie Guangkun beats the strong with the weak, tearing up the giant kun with his bare hands and cruelly serving it as an appetizer. This person is so powerful and ruthless. Terrible!
Shen Changqing: ...
With a blank expression on his face, he continued to scroll down the page.
This time, what appeared in front of him was the very familiar panda face emoji pack. The emoji packs of this series usually use a black and white panda as the base map, erase the panda’s cute dark circles and nose, and draw on the face. The magical expressions of well-known human beings such as Yao Ming, Director Jin or Liu Neng, and a row of concise and concise fonts at the bottom of the picture.
In the panda emoticon package shared by the host, the panda frowns tightly, its eyes are blurred, and the corners of its mouth are slightly raised, revealing a shy and obscene expression.It has two obvious plateau reds on its face, and there is a big black hand with one index finger raised beside its face, which means something, as if implying something.
The words below it are also very simple and rude, with a strong sense of expectation and longing: [I want to be beaten severely, preferably with seven big men, beating me for seven days and seven nights. ]
Landlord: The emoticon package is [I want to be beaten severely.jpg], I believe everyone should be able to see its horror. If you want to be beaten severely, you still have to fight with seven big men. Such obscene/evil and horrifying thoughts are so straightforward The white ground revealed it, and the strong man who dared to use this emoji must be well versed in philosophy and the way of laying a foundation!
Shen Changqing: ...? ? ?
What is philosophy?And why is there a "♂" symbol between the two characters "laying a foundation"?
He scrolled through the comments and found that hundreds of replies were praises and approvals of the poster's emoji.Among them, there are also philosophers mentioned by the host, and they have shown great enthusiasm for this emoticon package.
...Is there a problem with his understanding?Are these emojis really scary?
Shen Changqing frowned, pulled down in disbelief, and decided to give the landlord one last chance.
It was just this flip that made him look very surprised.
Because the third emoji package presented by the host is completely different from the first two in style, it can even be regarded as a world of difference.
As the base picture of the third emoji, it is a handsome and indifferent man.
This man has slightly curly dark black hair, phoenix eyes and sword eyebrows, an arrogant and gloomy expression, thin lips slightly pursed, and a sharp-edged face that looks very handsome.He lowered his eyes, and his feather-like eyelashes cast a shadow on the white lower eyelids, giving people the feeling of being thousands of miles away.
Even with just a quick glance, Shen Changqing could vaguely feel the domineering arrogance of this man with an overly delicate face from the picture.
Shen Changqing seldom wears a scarf, and most of the time he goes to game forums and school forums, so he doesn't know much about many handsome men and beautiful women, and he knows at most the names of some hot stars at the time, but he doesn't know their specific looks.
But he was very familiar with this man.
Xie Yan, who won the title of Best Actor at the young age of 25, is one of the most popular and powerful movie stars nowadays.
Among the ten girls around Shen Changqing, at least nine were Xie Yan's loyal fans, and the remaining one was definitely Xie Yan's fan.His real friend Wu Wu is even more obsessed with him, nagging various movies and pornographic news about Xie Yan in his ears every day.
Yes, what rivals Xie Yan's powerful acting skills is his promiscuous and plethora of ex-girlfriends.
Although there are also a small number of people who firmly believe that Xie Yan keeps himself clean and those scandals are just hype by female stars, but such language, in Shen Changqing's view, is undoubtedly a means for Xie Yan's brainless fans to comfort themselves.
However, in the eyes of Shen Changqing, who doesn't like watching movies very much, Xie Yan is a person who relies on his strong family and fans' love, has a domineering personality, and loves to play and play, but he can't stand his fans and his background is too strong. And relying on the acting skills that can be seen, he played some domineering and handsome villains, so that now fans are all over the world, and he has almost become an idol all over the world.
This host obviously also likes Xie Yan very much. Not only did he paste a very abrupt red wine glass for Xie Yan with 82 cents PS technology, but also matched it with a row of extremely spicy and eye-catching fonts: [Drinking this glass for [-] years Coke, you can be a man like me. ]
Seeing this emoticon pack, Shen Changqing frowned subconsciously, completely not expecting the "horror" attribute from the host's mouth.And perhaps also dissatisfied with the poster's pictures, the number of comments on this floor is as high as 600, and there are even signs of continued growth.
Shen Changqing clicked in, and found that the last few replies at the bottom were all condemning the host.
Yan Aiyisheng: Yanyan was in a car accident and fell into a coma. You still use his picture as a funny emoji, do you still have a conscience?
Seeing this comment, Shen Changqing was a little surprised.He quickly googled it, and found that Xie Yan was hit by a car just an hour ago, fell into a coma, and is currently undergoing first aid.
After the news was confirmed and correct, there were hundreds of thousands of replies in just one hour. Seeing countless fans' comments expecting a miracle to happen, Shen Changqing was also affected and sighed.
Just like Xie Yan, he also had a life-threatening accident today. Fortunately, he was lucky enough to encounter the escape system, be bound by it, and have a chance to live again.
As for actor Xie Yan, it seems that there will be no such opportunity.
Seeing the life crisis of a familiar person, even though he didn't like Xie Yan very much before, Shen Changqing still felt a little emotional.Because of this, he lost the thought of continuing to look for emoticons, and stood up directly to go to his small rental room.
Even though it's summer vacation, he doesn't want to go home. With his scholarship and his writing on the Internet, he can still earn living expenses and rent.
During this period, his mother called twice, but he hung up on both of them. When she called for the third time, Shen Changqing was so annoyed that she directly blocked the other party.
The call didn't work, Shen's mother changed the method and used another number to keep sending him text messages.
Mother Shen: Why didn't you answer the phone?
Mother Shen: Why didn't you come back today, where did you go?
Shen's mother: Ms. Lin, can you see that we have raised you so much and you have no intention of repaying it at all?
Seeing these words, Shen Changqing sneered, ignored Shen's mother's SMS bombardment, and sent a message to his good brother Wu Wu instead.
Since Xie Yan had such a big incident, Wu Wu, who is his fan, should feel a lot sad.
At this time, it was eight or nine o'clock in the evening, and it was still early to fall asleep.Wu Wu's message came back very quickly, as if he had been waiting for him to speak.
Wu Wu: Thank you for your comfort, I feel much better, but did you listen to your mother today and go to see that woman?
Wu Wu: I got some bad news from my brother. That Ms. Lin divorced peacefully on the surface, but was actually discovered by her family because of her cheating. The child she brought up seemed to be her lover's seed.
Wu Wu: It’s just that although your uncle and aunt may not know these secrets, it is too much to force you to go on a blind date with a 36-year-old divorced woman. You are still 20 years old, and you have not yet reached the legal marriage age...
Shen Changqing smiled at his friend's words, a little helpless, but extremely calm in his heart.
His health is not good, and he is a catastrophe in their eyes. In order to make use of his value faster, it is natural to sell him as soon as possible before he dies.
Shen Changqing: Thank you for your concern. I didn't go to see them, although I originally planned to go there.
It's just that on the way to the past, he was hit by a billboard, entered the game world, and his life changed drastically.
He has died once, and when he comes back to this world, he wants to be braver again.Not to mention, he is not the kind of character who is at the mercy of others.
Fumbling for the edge of the phone, Shen Changqing's face was very calm.
The author has something to say:
The real world is not long, and you should be able to go to the next world soon~
During this period, apart from searching for emoticons, he was chatting with people in the group.The flow of time in the game world and the real world is different. Even if there is an interval of three days, it is only a few seconds in the eyes of the people in the group.
In order to confirm whether the people in the group had memories of communicating with them in the game world, Shen Changqing went to Mr. Xiaoye in private, and after slightly modifying the chat records between himself and them, he tentatively asked the other party.
Jun Xiaoye's reply was quick, and the content of the reply was within his expectations.
Xiao Yejun: Logically speaking, we haven’t chatted just now, but I don’t know why there is always an inexplicable sense of familiarity in the messages you sent, as if I really told you these words, sending you Like those emojis...
Xiao Yejun: However, recently I really like women's clothing emoji packs, maybe you have seen me post them in the group, so maybe you have a little impression?
It seems that Mr. Xiaoye's memory should have been tampered with by the system.
Shen Changqing thought about it, and felt that this was not bad. After all, the existence of the game system is too ridiculous, and these people have nothing to do with the game. It would be great if they had no memory.
Besides, he can also borrow the other party's identity and share some violent emoticons with the other party. When he enters the game world, he can ask the other party for it.
After briefly chatting with Mr. Xiao Ye for a few more words, Shen Changqing continued to focus on looking for emoticons.
Perhaps it was God's will, just when he started to search with keywords, a very popular post about sharing emoticons popped up.The title of the post was also in line with Shen Changqing's goal, so he couldn't help but click in the first time he saw it.
【Shock!The macho host actually exposed his treasured scary emoji in public! 】
Horror emoticons?
Before reading the emoticons sent by the poster, Shen Changqing took a look at the hot comments with a lot of likes, and found that they were all "Thank you for sharing, these pictures are really super powerful", "The emoticons are good, lethal They're all huge", "Help, I'm completely blown away by these pictures" and other comments.
Immediately, Shen Changqing's heart was full of anticipation.
He was originally using survival in horror games, maybe he just needs some of the same scary emoticons to suppress the enemies in the game?
Thinking of this, Shen Changqing immediately yearned for it.With a move of his finger, he began to slide down, carefully looking at the first emoticon package sent by the host——
A middle-aged greasy bald man in a black sweatshirt sat at the dining table, laughing arrogantly.He held up the beer bottle with one hand and poured the wine with the other. On the white dinner plate in front of him lay a big ugly and hideous fish.
And in the lower part of the picture, a row of bright red characters are neatly arranged, attracting the attention of onlookers——
[My wife took advantage of my absence to draw Xie Guangkun, who is as powerful as a corpse and can only be his snack! ]
Host: This emoticon package is called [Xie Guangkun eats the kun.jpg], in which Xie Guangkun beats the strong with the weak, tearing up the giant kun with his bare hands and cruelly serving it as an appetizer. This person is so powerful and ruthless. Terrible!
Shen Changqing: ...
With a blank expression on his face, he continued to scroll down the page.
This time, what appeared in front of him was the very familiar panda face emoji pack. The emoji packs of this series usually use a black and white panda as the base map, erase the panda’s cute dark circles and nose, and draw on the face. The magical expressions of well-known human beings such as Yao Ming, Director Jin or Liu Neng, and a row of concise and concise fonts at the bottom of the picture.
In the panda emoticon package shared by the host, the panda frowns tightly, its eyes are blurred, and the corners of its mouth are slightly raised, revealing a shy and obscene expression.It has two obvious plateau reds on its face, and there is a big black hand with one index finger raised beside its face, which means something, as if implying something.
The words below it are also very simple and rude, with a strong sense of expectation and longing: [I want to be beaten severely, preferably with seven big men, beating me for seven days and seven nights. ]
Landlord: The emoticon package is [I want to be beaten severely.jpg], I believe everyone should be able to see its horror. If you want to be beaten severely, you still have to fight with seven big men. Such obscene/evil and horrifying thoughts are so straightforward The white ground revealed it, and the strong man who dared to use this emoji must be well versed in philosophy and the way of laying a foundation!
Shen Changqing: ...? ? ?
What is philosophy?And why is there a "♂" symbol between the two characters "laying a foundation"?
He scrolled through the comments and found that hundreds of replies were praises and approvals of the poster's emoji.Among them, there are also philosophers mentioned by the host, and they have shown great enthusiasm for this emoticon package.
...Is there a problem with his understanding?Are these emojis really scary?
Shen Changqing frowned, pulled down in disbelief, and decided to give the landlord one last chance.
It was just this flip that made him look very surprised.
Because the third emoji package presented by the host is completely different from the first two in style, it can even be regarded as a world of difference.
As the base picture of the third emoji, it is a handsome and indifferent man.
This man has slightly curly dark black hair, phoenix eyes and sword eyebrows, an arrogant and gloomy expression, thin lips slightly pursed, and a sharp-edged face that looks very handsome.He lowered his eyes, and his feather-like eyelashes cast a shadow on the white lower eyelids, giving people the feeling of being thousands of miles away.
Even with just a quick glance, Shen Changqing could vaguely feel the domineering arrogance of this man with an overly delicate face from the picture.
Shen Changqing seldom wears a scarf, and most of the time he goes to game forums and school forums, so he doesn't know much about many handsome men and beautiful women, and he knows at most the names of some hot stars at the time, but he doesn't know their specific looks.
But he was very familiar with this man.
Xie Yan, who won the title of Best Actor at the young age of 25, is one of the most popular and powerful movie stars nowadays.
Among the ten girls around Shen Changqing, at least nine were Xie Yan's loyal fans, and the remaining one was definitely Xie Yan's fan.His real friend Wu Wu is even more obsessed with him, nagging various movies and pornographic news about Xie Yan in his ears every day.
Yes, what rivals Xie Yan's powerful acting skills is his promiscuous and plethora of ex-girlfriends.
Although there are also a small number of people who firmly believe that Xie Yan keeps himself clean and those scandals are just hype by female stars, but such language, in Shen Changqing's view, is undoubtedly a means for Xie Yan's brainless fans to comfort themselves.
However, in the eyes of Shen Changqing, who doesn't like watching movies very much, Xie Yan is a person who relies on his strong family and fans' love, has a domineering personality, and loves to play and play, but he can't stand his fans and his background is too strong. And relying on the acting skills that can be seen, he played some domineering and handsome villains, so that now fans are all over the world, and he has almost become an idol all over the world.
This host obviously also likes Xie Yan very much. Not only did he paste a very abrupt red wine glass for Xie Yan with 82 cents PS technology, but also matched it with a row of extremely spicy and eye-catching fonts: [Drinking this glass for [-] years Coke, you can be a man like me. ]
Seeing this emoticon pack, Shen Changqing frowned subconsciously, completely not expecting the "horror" attribute from the host's mouth.And perhaps also dissatisfied with the poster's pictures, the number of comments on this floor is as high as 600, and there are even signs of continued growth.
Shen Changqing clicked in, and found that the last few replies at the bottom were all condemning the host.
Yan Aiyisheng: Yanyan was in a car accident and fell into a coma. You still use his picture as a funny emoji, do you still have a conscience?
Seeing this comment, Shen Changqing was a little surprised.He quickly googled it, and found that Xie Yan was hit by a car just an hour ago, fell into a coma, and is currently undergoing first aid.
After the news was confirmed and correct, there were hundreds of thousands of replies in just one hour. Seeing countless fans' comments expecting a miracle to happen, Shen Changqing was also affected and sighed.
Just like Xie Yan, he also had a life-threatening accident today. Fortunately, he was lucky enough to encounter the escape system, be bound by it, and have a chance to live again.
As for actor Xie Yan, it seems that there will be no such opportunity.
Seeing the life crisis of a familiar person, even though he didn't like Xie Yan very much before, Shen Changqing still felt a little emotional.Because of this, he lost the thought of continuing to look for emoticons, and stood up directly to go to his small rental room.
Even though it's summer vacation, he doesn't want to go home. With his scholarship and his writing on the Internet, he can still earn living expenses and rent.
During this period, his mother called twice, but he hung up on both of them. When she called for the third time, Shen Changqing was so annoyed that she directly blocked the other party.
The call didn't work, Shen's mother changed the method and used another number to keep sending him text messages.
Mother Shen: Why didn't you answer the phone?
Mother Shen: Why didn't you come back today, where did you go?
Shen's mother: Ms. Lin, can you see that we have raised you so much and you have no intention of repaying it at all?
Seeing these words, Shen Changqing sneered, ignored Shen's mother's SMS bombardment, and sent a message to his good brother Wu Wu instead.
Since Xie Yan had such a big incident, Wu Wu, who is his fan, should feel a lot sad.
At this time, it was eight or nine o'clock in the evening, and it was still early to fall asleep.Wu Wu's message came back very quickly, as if he had been waiting for him to speak.
Wu Wu: Thank you for your comfort, I feel much better, but did you listen to your mother today and go to see that woman?
Wu Wu: I got some bad news from my brother. That Ms. Lin divorced peacefully on the surface, but was actually discovered by her family because of her cheating. The child she brought up seemed to be her lover's seed.
Wu Wu: It’s just that although your uncle and aunt may not know these secrets, it is too much to force you to go on a blind date with a 36-year-old divorced woman. You are still 20 years old, and you have not yet reached the legal marriage age...
Shen Changqing smiled at his friend's words, a little helpless, but extremely calm in his heart.
His health is not good, and he is a catastrophe in their eyes. In order to make use of his value faster, it is natural to sell him as soon as possible before he dies.
Shen Changqing: Thank you for your concern. I didn't go to see them, although I originally planned to go there.
It's just that on the way to the past, he was hit by a billboard, entered the game world, and his life changed drastically.
He has died once, and when he comes back to this world, he wants to be braver again.Not to mention, he is not the kind of character who is at the mercy of others.
Fumbling for the edge of the phone, Shen Changqing's face was very calm.
The author has something to say:
The real world is not long, and you should be able to go to the next world soon~
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