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After about a while, I got up as usual, looked at my watch as usual, it seemed that it was Zhang Weiran’s lunch time again, I put on some dirty clothes, and then sat down with a nauseous look. Going downstairs in the elevator, sure enough, I saw a blue-clothed takeaway guy walk in from the lobby, and Zhang Weiran rummaged around looking for his coin purse...

I'm also pretty punctual.

But today there is an unexpected character, a girl who looks like 12 or 13 years old, sitting at the side of the bar, two feet, kicking the bar and chairs alternately, and the obsessive-compulsive bartender who is wiping the glasses From the expression on, I began to express that I really wanted to beat this person to death, so I couldn't help but look at her one more time.

As a result, what I didn't expect was that this little girl had the same setting as Shi Xiaofeng—very sensitive to other people's gaze.She must be a Leo.I didn't look at her for a few seconds before she turned her head "swish" and looked at me.That's when I noticed that it was a girl with very fair skin, wearing glasses of the same style as Harry Potter...

As soon as she saw me, she smiled happily, jumped off the chair, and said sweetly on purpose, but it wasn't really sweet, and shouted: "Brother~" , ran over and hugged me tightly.I looked helpless, but I felt that this child looked familiar, and I still didn't remember it after thinking about it for about five seconds.

I glanced at the bartender next to me. He wiped the glass and rolled his eyes at me with disgust...

Only then did I remember who that girl was. She was the daughter of the owner of the stewed meat shop downstairs in Shi Xiaofeng's single apartment... In winter, Shi Xiaofeng couldn't even buy a piece of meat. No need, you can eat the meat when you bring it home. The boss cuts the meat for him and chats with him. He also looks very happy. Even after the meat is cut, he still chats endlessly. I’m bored, so I went to talk to the boss’s daughter Chatting, passing the time, as time goes by, the child became more and more familiar with me, calling me "brother" and "brother" every day...

It seems that because her father took her mobile phone away, she said in a rage that she was going to run away from home. The child now is also true, isn't it just a mobile phone?You can buy a millet imitation for 300~ But she told me that she bought more than a dozen millet imitations and gave them all to her dad. Now she has no money, if she didn’t feel sorry for the dozen or so mobile phones, she wouldn’t have nothing to run out of home leave.

Today's kids are really...

There is really no way, I still have to be responsible for guiding this child, otherwise she would call me "brother" so many times for nothing?But if this is the case, there is no way to get lunch from Zhang Weiran, so I must coax and coax this child home as soon as possible.But it's really a pity, I'm the kind of person who has a sharp heart and a bean curd mouth. I can't persuade her no matter what, and I wasted a lot of my brain cells. How to make my words sound mellow and reasonable (see this wording , I really deserve to be the person who scored 59 in the Chinese test)...

When I finally praised her and said that she was right to run away from home, her father should not have taken her mobile phone, and her studies are her own business, and parents should not interfere too much... In short It’s that you are the best, you are the best, you are the most beautiful, such words against your will to coax men or women, but it’s a miracle that the girl didn’t question my slick tongue, but went home contentedly.. ....

This kid is definitely a Leo.

I was suddenly very fortunate that Shi Xiaofeng's Leo attributes in this aspect are not very obvious. Otherwise, I would be exhausted to get along with him every day, or I would be condemned to death by my own moral conscience. I am really not the kind of person who likes to lie People, because I have felt it countless times, it is exactly the same as what the horoscope says-Sagittarius lying is tying themselves.

If I can choose, I really want to be a constellation who doesn't blush when telling a lie (in narcissism)......

I ran to find Zhang Weiran, wanting to grab some last leftovers to eat, but saw that he had already eaten all of them on time. At that moment, it was like a bolt from the blue for me at that time. I could almost cry out with a "hum"...

I am really pitiful, the only meal today is gone...

As a result, Zhang Weiran looked at me with a distorted expression indifferently, and said, "Actually, I made a mistake when I called today, and I ordered an extra one, or you can eat it... .”

I was so moved at the time that I could almost cry out with a "hum"...

After crying and saying "thank you" many times in a strange voice, he rushed to the tea table under his confused eyes, and opened the lunch box next to him that was so hot that he couldn't see if there was any rice in it. Where was it hidden just now, and now it’s still hot... I’m so touched by Zhang Weiran’s old tsundere, he obviously reserved it for me...

I was moved for a long time, and suddenly wanted to try it out. If I made a disgusted expression and said to Zhang Weiran: "I don't like to eat barbecued pork rice, I like to eat curry rice." What kind of rice will he buy tomorrow? ?But when I turned my head to ask, he already had no idea where he had gone...

Tsundere is really cute~ I don't know if he is straight or curvy?Oh, by the way, Shi Xiaofeng said that he is now in the tangled stage of self-defense and self-restraint. It is too wasteful for such a cute tsundere to be self-aggressive. Find him a ghost beast with a tendency to split personality~

While I was eating barbecued pork rice, these things were running through my mind. I don’t know if it’s because I’ve read too many popular comics on Weibo recently. I’m becoming more and more like a rotten girl. Maybe someone will ask me about Du Fu No. What, I will answer: "Mrs. Qinglian."

In other words, it is better to use "Mrs. Layman", but Gao Du is also good...

Thinking about these unnutritious topics, while eating, I didn’t notice that the door of the hall opened suddenly, and the scary little sister next door to the stewed meat shop that I had just coaxed away came back again. When the person in front of me suddenly said something loudly, I was really frightened, and I was frightened twice.

The second time was because of the content of the sentence she said: "Hey, brother, do you know? Your 'Ani K' recently hooked up a classmate of mine in elementary school, the one I transferred to you before. The elementary school classmate in the city next door, the one with whom I have a good relationship."

That old pedophile Shi Xiaofeng...

I really hate Shi Xiaofeng, I hate that he always interrupts everything I am doing, and I also hate that he immediately ran away with a silly smile after interrupting...

The author has something to say:

Lu Zhu knew that the summary of the content was a bad sentence, because it would make readers think that Shi Xiaofeng hooked up with a pig's foot.

PS: It turns out that this article has written more than 8 words. It’s really scary. I haven’t even finished the first stage, the weak stage. This article may be the longest one I have ever written.