critical value

After walking through the stairs with a very strange structure, and entering a small space like a prison cell, Shi Xiaofeng silently pushed open the iron door in front of him, and what greeted his eyes was a piece of resplendent gold and jade, standing in a row and ruling out standing People who don't do anything, magnificent and ancient buildings, but the people walking inside are very weak, and few of them wear ancient costumes...

I don't know whether to say that people who don't wear ancient costumes look more abrupt, or that the background of ancient buildings looks more abrupt...

It should be an ancient background, after all, Shi Xiaofeng and I came here in casual clothes...

I always feel that there is something wrong. Shi Xiaofeng knows that this is an ancient decoration, but he doesn't tell me anything. He knows that he will meet the boss today, but he doesn't tell me anything. It would be great if he could remind me. Will wear a dead fish bathrobe instead of just wearing casual clothes...

No, I always feel that even wearing a dead fish yukata in this environment would be against harmony...

I asked Shi Xiaofeng, is it really okay for the two of us to come in casual clothes like this?

He said it's okay because he's headstrong.

But it still feels awkward.

Shi Xiaofeng led me to run around in the whole building below. When I got to almost the center, I always felt that I was frightened. This is the kind of building that is like a Hakka earthen building with an empty middle, leaving a very spectacular hall. , Even on the top floor, you can see the people below turning around spectacularly, and the old villa in the mountains and forests that looks like a big sister is also in this style...

There are actually a lot of people here, and the place is actually very big. Shi Xiaofeng took me around the courtyard, went to the other side, went downstairs again, and then continued to go deep, and somehow came to a very strange-looking corridor. No, the blue-black wall is like the color of the deep sea, and it is not hidden in it, but strange shadows suddenly appear one by one—big-headed giant babies...

There are walls on both sides, and there is no light in this corridor. Shi Xiaofeng rubbed his mobile phone, switched to the flashlight mode, and dragged me away. I looked around at the giant babies with big heads. It seems to be getting bigger and smaller little by little, or the movement has changed, so subtle that I didn't notice it...

Aversion to cold

Shi Xiaofeng explained the origin of this corridor to me while walking. It seems to be our cute boss who is so bent that he can't turn back, has no morals, and the first sentence on the phone is "what are you doing, dear?" A few years ago I had a dream, and I dreamed of a very weird laboratory with a deep sea atmosphere, in which there were such giant babies in blue jars. Soon after, I became obsessed with "Tomb Raiders Notes", and found that my third uncle also Constructed a long corridor similar to his dream, and immediately made it look like this, and every time the president gets together, he will definitely go to the deepest room here...

I've stopped wondering what the deepest room would look like...

In fact, I feel that this group of people are particularly easy to be envied by others. They don't care about the eyes of the world. They do whatever they like, they are independent, and they are not afraid of retribution. One or two will die, and they will not be ruthless. There will also be unimaginable quirks...

In fact, think about it carefully, a little bit like a middle school student...

Probably because my definition of middle school students is not right...

Also, in fact, I like watching small pot tea advertisements the most.

I quickly walked to the deepest room, probably because I was afraid that the people who came would hit the wall. On the roof at the door, the only light was on, emitting a pale light, reflecting the door with two pictures. The door of the giant baby with a big head is even weirder.I saw a lot of people standing at the door, neatly arranged in two rows by the wall, probably the younger brothers of the chiefs...

"Epileptic, do you want to stand outside or inside?" He asked me suddenly, I looked at him with a confused face, he squinted his eyes and looked at me, and said: "You really should stand outside... ..”

I don't care about him, it always feels the same inside and outside, outside is the oppression of a giant baby with a big head, and inside is the oppression of a bunch of chief executives and ghost bosses...

Those younger brothers should have counted the number of people. After Shi Xiaofeng entered the room, they suddenly relaxed. First they chatted quietly with the people next to them, and then they played loudly while playing mobile games.They seem to be very confident in the sound insulation of the wall...

I stood alone, looking at them, in a daze, thinking about my own affairs.

In fact, there is nothing to think about.

Just a few minutes later, the door suddenly opened, and Shi Xiaofeng poked his head out cautiously, startling all the boys, just like when he was playing with his mobile phone in class and suddenly found the head teacher lying on the glass of the back door, one or two froze there, Putting the phone away with a "swish", I didn't dare to say a word.

Shi Xiaofeng didn't seem to focus on them. He looked broken, looked around and found me, and said, "Epileptic, don't leave if you're bored." Then he closed the door, as if he was going to die same.

The younger brothers relaxed again, and began to talk about Shi Xiaofeng with fear on their faces, but after a few seconds, Shi Xiaofeng opened the door again, still looking like he was about to die: "I'm not afraid that I'm too drunk to walk, but I'm afraid that you are here It’s a weird place where I can get lost and can’t find my home.” I nodded with a half-smile, and suddenly thought that the dried fish was gone, and I should buy some when I go back.

He seemed to be satisfied and nodded his head, but his expression was still looking like he wanted to die. After closing the door, the little brothers still didn't wake up in shock. After a long time, one by two covered their heads and twisted like wakame... ...

I don't know what I did for so long, anyway, I saw Shi Xiaofeng again after a few hours, and then he was so drunk that he couldn't help himself. After falling out, he helped his little brother and tried his best to He propped himself up, but he wanted to fall after he couldn't walk a few steps, and then he would grab a younger brother and try to make himself stand firm...

This was repeated unscrupulously for a long time, dragging down several younger brothers before coming to my side, and then unscrupulously lying on top of me, as if about to fall down, I tried very hard to stand upright, and did not I was dragged down by him, walked a few steps with difficulty, and he moved onto my back even more shamelessly...

At this time, the chiefs came out one after another staggeringly, some were already dead drunk and were carried out, and some swayed out because they were throwing up and couldn't walk in a straight line.Some fell to the ground, and some lay on the little brother...

Finally, after a wave of zombies passed by, there was a faint burst of laughter from the room. It was getting closer and closer. I don’t know who it was. It looked about 170 meters tall, and there were a few drunk people staggering behind them. , but they rushed to the street before reaching the door, and he was the only one exposed to the silver-white light in the end.

Uneven but natural-looking brown-tan hair, fair skin, squinting eyes and smiling complacently, saw me carrying Shi Xiaofeng and ran over a few steps, staring at me with twinkling eyes: "Oh~ He looks better than Dugu Yiyang~" He leaned down a little and kissed my cheek, then turned around and bounced away...

At that time, in my mind, this person was the type who drank thousands of troops and horses and admired himself (forgive me for the 59 points in Chinese).

(Ah, let me just say that it’s fine if you don’t get drunk for a thousand cups...)