critical value

The speed of the elevator in the holy land of hook-ups seems to be very slow. It took a long time, or in fact, it didn’t take long to reach the first floor. At that time, when I came back to my senses, I saw Shi Xiaofeng still grinning, standing by the wall one meter away from me, Looking at me so cutely...

The elevator door swung open, and I saw two uncles in black standing outside, looking like gangsters, as if they were here to block us, but I still pretended to be calm, thinking carefully about Shi Xiaofeng being so weird , How could others dare to block us with just two people.Shi Xiaofeng himself expressed the surprise in his heart very frankly, and took a step back "swish", but there was no way out, so he had to stick to the wall stretched out.

Those two uncles were wearing sunglasses. I couldn't see their expressions clearly. If I could see them, they must be dumbfounded.

In the end, I still followed Shi Xiaofeng, and left the holy land of sex dating silently under the surprised gaze of the uncle.

Shi Xiaofeng told me that he was startled as soon as the elevator door opened, and when he looked up, he suddenly saw two gangsters with sense of sight standing at the elevator door. (sob)

I actually wanted to hold back my urge to speak, but I just looked at Shi Xiaofeng indifferently, but for some reason, I said something before I could think it through: "Yes, it's scary. When I looked up, I saw two people Stand outside." In fact, this kind of thing is normal, there are many people taking the elevator...

That afternoon, Shi Xiaofeng received a call, and then he looked very happy. He knew that the Lun family who called could not see him, but he still couldn't stop laughing, and his feet dangled restlessly.After hanging up the phone, he told me with a happy look that he was going to take me to a fun place today.

Then I bought a ticket for the high-speed rail, but only took two or three stops. I got off the train in a city that was still so warm. I didn’t know the place and asked for directions. I took the train, took the subway bus, and arrived after dark. A very remote basketball court in a very remote park did not open the door, but in the basketball court, under the strange white street lights, there were a few figures dangling a basketball.

Shi Xiaofeng became even more excited when he saw them, and ran over with a "clip cud clumsy", skilfully turned over the block, and ran towards them with a serious look, and immediately hugged one of them to kiss, that person's posture was twisted I hid for a long time, and finally escaped...

I stood outside the block that day, silently watching Shi Xiaofeng play basketball with a few perverted men who were as tall as him...

After a long time, the group of people dispersed, each fled over the wall from different directions, said hello to each other, as if we would see each other tomorrow, I was standing in the dark, guessing that this group of people did not see it at all. I...after all, I played so devotedly.Why did Shi Xiaofeng know such a group of people, and they looked like old friends for many years.

When I asked him, he just said that it was his classmate from elementary school to junior high school, so it can be regarded as a childhood friend...

Unexpectedly, this person is quite nostalgic...

He had been excited for a long time that day, and the next day he returned to the city that the BOSS decided to attack. He was telling me about the past along the way, that is, some very weird campus strange anecdotes, and he also showed me his The ugly photos of those little friends, all kinds of demons, are extremely ugly, but he is very happy, ah ha ha ha smirking, I really want to remind him that when he takes pictures of others, others may have already taken his photos. The ugly photos are posted all over the circle of friends...

But I still didn't say it, because I was confident that I would hear his answer after I said it-"I'm not ugly, where did I get the ugly photo?"

narcissism

I really don’t understand what Shi Xiaofeng is thinking all day long. We have been doing some meaningless stupid things in that city until some time before the Spring Festival travel rush. He told me excitedly that the city had been conquered. I turned on my phone to watch the news with a surprised face, but I didn’t see anything.

He looked at me contemptuously and said, "How can such a thing get out of the news!"

Then it was the days before Chinese New Year, when a group of people hung up lanterns on the tree in vain, he suddenly received a very remarkable phone call, which made him tremble in surprise, and he answered with a black face, and then he was polite to speak.I vaguely heard a male voice full of vigor coming from the phone, asking questions like "What are you doing, dear?", "What's the matter? Don't you miss me?"I was covered in black lines by Lei, and I always felt that even Zhang Weiran was broken back then, and he was not as unscrupulous as him when he saw someone hooking up with someone...

After Shi Xiaofeng hung up the phone, he said with a half-dead look: "It's the boss. He will invite all the chief executives to get together tomorrow."

"Oh, then I won't go." I always felt that it was wrong for me to have expectations for BOSS, but in fact he is really a big pervert.

"No, you look better than Dugu Yiyang!"

What does good looks have to do with Juyiju!

As a result, I went with him that day, and I felt a little confused at the beginning. He took me to the various buildings where girls like to buy cosmetics and shoes, and then wandered around until we reached an intersection, and then Running to the bottom of the commercial street, I don't know why, but I always feel that the atmosphere here is different from the atmosphere above.

Crowded and small shops, falling tiles, young female shop assistants in every shop look lazy, and the kind of weird white smiling face sneakers bought in every shop are strangely arranged in layers One by one, Shi Xiaofeng wandered around, walked into a store, and said hello to the female clerk. She played with her mobile phone for a while before reluctantly standing up, and took Shi Xiaofeng into a small dark room. Lie on the ground, get under the bench, as if doing something with a complicated structure.

It took a long time to fix it, he raised his head in a panic, but hit the bench again, stood up enduring the pain, and shouted: "Sister, bring a sneaker—"

"Okay, and a size 40?"

But he suddenly came over and asked me: "Epilepsy, what size shoes do you wear?"

Although I couldn't understand his intention, I answered honestly: "39 yards."

"Forget it, sister, size 39 is fine."

He knocked under the bench with his sneakers for a long time, and then the ground sank with a "boom", and he fell too, then struggled to get up, and said, "Sister~the door is open~"

"Okay, let's buy those used sneakers."

......

So, the last pair of sneakers became mine. Although they are women's shoes, it doesn't matter if the size is right.I was actually very resistant at the time, but Shi Xiaofeng played both soft and hard ways. He also revealed that the last time he came here to open the door with sneakers, the sister suddenly asked him to buy shoes, which happened to be size 40, and he wore 3 sizes smaller. He gave the pair of shoes to the old beggar who was begging on the overpass. At that time, the Lun family looked at him in surprise...

Seeing how pitiful he was, I accepted it. I wouldn’t know how to wear it anyway, so I gave it to a beggar on the bridge.