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I'm a bitch who doesn't even have a name. I'm often referred to as a "follower" by my master. In fact, there's nothing wrong with that. I was originally her little follower.

I am the kind of qinggong master who is very common in martial arts novels but rare in real life, almost like a parkour.The setting has a halo of a male protagonist—both parents died when he was young, and he was brought up by a grandfather who was proficient in parkour. Rivers and lakes.

But I can’t be born at the wrong time. I was not born in the background of a martial arts novel. Instead, I was born in a socialist country that firmly believes in Marxist atheism and science. stage, so what is the status of a Qinggong master in this context-referred to as "parkour", plus "jobless".

When I first entered the rivers and lakes, I had a very difficult time. I kept climbing up and down on the construction site as a small laborer with low wages. Fortunately, I was provided with food and housing every day, so my life was so chaotic.Until one day I met my master's father—Lao Lei.

Like all those born in the 70s, Lao Lei's childhood was spent in the era when martial arts dramas such as "Fearless" and "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" were broadcast over and over again every day.Like many silly children, he tied two ten-pound sandbags to his legs all day long, running around and jumping, thinking that he could practice light kung fu.So he used his eagle-like eyesight to break through the sky, and when he saw me climbing up and down on the construction site, he admired me instantly.

He respected me as "Master of Qinggong".I said: "Brother has accepted, I am a parkour." In the end, Lao Lei still couldn't bear to let me move bricks on the construction site every day, so he hired me into Lei's house and asked me to serve his daughter, so I saw now His master - the third miss of the Lei family.My task is to grab this brat and run away when she gets into trouble.

Nanjing is terribly hot in summer, and terribly cold in winter without heating. When I first arrived, I was not acclimatized to the environment. For a while, I missed my hometown in the north very much. For a while, I really wanted to escape back, even if I moved bricks.But think about the fact that the Lei family is a well-known rookie gangster in this area, look at the third young lady of the Lei family who is only in the single digits every day looking for troubles with her classmates, but she looks like she is surrounded and beaten when she turns around, and she can't bear to leave for no reason. up.

Facts have proved that my choice of staying here back then was correct, because it didn't take long, and I didn't know exactly what happened, the Lei family suddenly transformed from a well-known rookie to a famous tycoon.Miss San didn't know where she got some kind of true biography, she was very fierce in fights, she really had the courage to ride a thousand horses from a distance.So now I eat delicious food and drink spicy food every day, but I still have a leisurely job.

Until one day eight years after I took office, the third lady was not yet 15 years old that autumn.Just like if a movie is too popular, there will be more fans. If the Lei family is too powerful, it will naturally make more enemies. This time, I don’t know which Northeast boss they provoked. One of the three major stoves is about to hit the headquarters, but Lao Lei ordered all the permanent personnel in Nanjing to withdraw. Where are they going back?They all went to his house and were stationed in the iron house on the outskirts, which was comparable to a military base.

The war was imminent, and during that time anyway, I was so flustered that I couldn't sleep, I was afraid that my head would fall if the third lady made a mistake, but she happily asked the young lady who was studying medicine for some advice, and then she was very excited. He had known her since she was five years old, and called her childhood sweetheart boyfriend, and the two of them hung ropes everywhere together, and they didn't know what ghostly tricks they were thinking about.

Speaking of these two children, it must be a good story if it is put in a martial arts novel.The two of them met by themselves when they were five years old without anyone's introduction, and then they fell in love in one class in elementary school and one school in junior high school, and they fell in love inexplicably.Speaking of this little boyfriend, he is the second youngest of another well-known local gangster. Their family has been involved in both black and white for a hundred years, and it is a pretty standard family.Back then when our boss, Lao Lei, was a poor boy, he took advantage of the summer vacation to move bricks and walls to their ancestral house. Because he and his little boyfriend’s father had similar smells, the two became friends, but they haven’t seen each other for many years. Goodbye suddenly became in-laws.

This is called fate.

But let's not mention this for now, let's talk about the battle with the Northeast boss first.

In fact, it was also the first time I fought in a metal room, and I didn't expect the structure inside to be so intricate. The third lady reckoned an empty hall with the highest chance of being broken into, and it was full of traps and hanging ropes. Watching my little boyfriend and I huddled in the dark hallway waiting for someone to break in.But unfortunately, we were all yawning out of boredom, and our little boyfriend had already played "Glory of the King" out of boredom, but still no one came in.

It wasn't until the younger brothers sent messages one after another that the internal and external enemies had all been cleaned up, and we were all about to retreat home to take a shower and sleep, only then did we hear voices in the corridor.Thinking that I couldn't return empty-handed, I lay down and looked at it for a while, only to realize that this time the three of us really made a big mistake!If I remember correctly, isn't that Zhang Haoran, the chief of the "Pursuit Department" under the Northeast boss, and Shi Xiaofeng, the chief of the "Anti-Pursuit Department"? !

Shi Xiaofeng is a terrifying murderer in the introduction of the information. Although he is young, he has no record of failure in performing missions so far.If you want me to tell you, he is a joke 13, he stepped into the trap while chatting with Zhang Haoran, and was hung on the beam of the house by the hanging rope at an extremely fast speed.I heard from Miss San that if a living person is directly hung up like this, it can achieve the same effect as a free-fall hanging.What effect?Died instantly.

It seems that this guy is cannon fodder.

At that time, the 16-year-old chief Zhang Haoran was also in a daze, looking up at Shi Xiaofeng who was hung up with a shocked and terrified expression.I think that kind of expression on that pretty face is really pleasing to the eye, so I couldn't help but look at it a few more times.As a result, my master took advantage of my inattention and "whoosh" jumped down to fight one-on-one with Zhang Haoran.At first, I wasn't worried about her. After all, this kid is so good that he can get away with being beaten by dozens of people, not to mention fighting one-on-one with bare hands?

But after a few tricks, she still couldn't get Zhang Haoran out of the way, instead, her physical strength was getting more and more inferior, but Zhang Haoran looked more and more courageous as he fought, as if he had been beaten to death.I was afraid that she would be in some danger and wanted to jump down and grab her and run away, but the little boyfriend of the Lun family took my pistol and gun and gave Zhang Haoran a shot—maybe I practiced it secretly at home, or it was a gunfight game The reason for playing more is that it is too accurate. If it is accurate, don’t want it. It’s like the old man in the zombie movie has a halo of pig’s feet, and he shot his head.

I originally thought that this matter should end like this, and I'm afraid the two of them thought so too, but God failed.Shi Xiaofeng, who was scheduled to be cannon fodder, suddenly roared from the ceiling, and then broke free from the hanging rope and jumped down.When I saw that the situation was not good, I quickly picked up Miss San and her little boyfriend and ran away.I haven't figured out what happened at that time, and of course there's no need to figure it out. In short, Shi Xiaofeng became the only survivor of the strangulation on the side of the Northeast boss.

Unexpectedly, the current Lei family is really thriving, getting better and better every day.

After this battle, I was very happy. After all, I suddenly realized that I had transformed from a brick mover to a big brother's younger brother, and I couldn't even react for a while.But I see that my little master, Miss San, looks depressed.Although when I first came home, because of her little boyfriend, our BOSS Lao Lei and his sister-in-law, the second lady scratched her strangely while screaming "My aunt~ I'm oily~", she laughed very cooperatively , laughing too exaggeratedly, almost dying, although others may not notice it, but I can find the unnaturalness in it.

Sure enough, in the dead of night that night, the whole Lei family was already sound asleep, and her little boyfriend came home, and I was leaning cross-legged against the door of her room, and fell into a drowsy sleep. The foot door woke me up in an instant, and I rushed up, but when I turned my head, I saw her standing at the door with a fierce face.I didn't think it was a big deal anyway, so I changed the direction and leaned against the wall to continue sleeping, but was woken up by her kick again.

"Slave, you dare to sleep when the master is not asleep?!"

"Miss San, my surname is Lou, you can call me Little Lou."

"Oh, there was an easterly wind in Xiaolou last night?"

"No... Do you have something to tell? Do you still have something to say?" This third lady, her parents don't usually care much, and no one in school dares to care too much about her. She has been free-range since she was a child. model, but this seemingly avant-garde education method actually has one of the biggest drawbacks - once a child encounters any problems, no one can trust her, and naturally no one can enlighten her.

Of course, this is only the case in ordinary families. Families like the Lei family who hire servants for their children are different.I suspect that in this world, I am even the closest person to Miss San. After all, I have followed her since she first started school, and I don’t know how many life-and-death dangers I have taken her to escape. Although I don’t want to admit it, but We are like Liu Bei and Lu Ma, although our status and status are very different, we are life and death friends, and we are recorded together in the annals of history.

With my experience as Luma for eight years, she should have something to say to me now.