critical value

I booked another ticket back to the Northeast. I heard that the BOSS is not here recently, so I planned to go to the old villa in the mountains to visit the eldest sister. For the type like me who stays abroad all the year round, the first thing I do when I return to the Northeast is of course to visit. It's not surprising that the boss or the eldest sister is the head, but at that time with epilepsy, there was an inexplicable sense of seeing the new daughter-in-law to meet her parents-in-law.

So I was very happy along the way, humming at the airport, the plane was late, and the delirious epileptic lay face to face on the seat and continued humming, and continued humming on the plane, even at an altitude of 1 meters , shaking his legs, very happy.Of course, I was even happier after I woke up from the epilepsy. After the two of us flirted and showed our love for a while, I suddenly discovered that he had forgotten all the unpleasant things in the first 15 years of his life as I expected. In short, he had amnesia.

When he said helplessly, "Brother, do I know you?"I originally wanted to imitate the plots in idol dramas or novels and comics, and smiled wretchedly and said to him: "I am your husband." But after thinking about it, it's too immoral...We It's just that I barely made it to the story of sharing the same bed, and I lay on the ground all night in a very CJ.

So it was just a nonsense, and by the way, we have known each other for a long time, and the relationship is really good, so good that we even know how many moles the other party has.

My purpose in saying this is very simple - I hope he can trust me.After all, when a person doesn't remember anything, it's like a blank sheet of paper. I hope to instill his impression of me first, so as to prevent him from being played by my colleagues.But in fact there are other purposes, for example, just like the pilot who died after six weeks of marriage in "Night Flight", he fantasizes during the storm that if someone can appear right now, then as long as that person is right He said, "Left," and he would turn the steering wheel to the left without hesitation.

——I want to gain such trust by taking advantage of the gap when he doesn't remember anything.

Not remembering anything, being unaccompanied for a moment, and me being the only person he knows right now... that's not a bad feeling either.

But I always feel that epilepsy seems to have changed, I am not so familiar with it, it has become much darker than when I was in his hometown in Jiangnan, and my eyes are not as crystal clear as I used to feel, although I didn’t smile much before, although I used to I also like to look at me with that contemptuous and contemptuous look, but I always feel that everything is different from before.But it may also be my psychological reason. After all, even if he becomes gloomy, he still likes to calmly say some things that make people unable to complain.

But during that time, I have been deliberately doing some stupid and far-fetched things. I want to make him happy, and I want him to look up at me with that kind of cute eyes like before, instead of the slightly gloomy one now. look. ——So I grabbed the hairstyle that Dugu Yiyang had finally made up his mind to change, and leaned on the door of his room, leaning on the wall, "humming, humming". Service?", and sprayed Zhang Weiran's face with water.

Of course, I can't blame me for this, after all, I wanted to laugh so much, so I sprayed it.The only thing that makes me feel very strange is that I still remember the time when Zhang Haoran just left, Zhang Weiran liked to pretend to be him, wearing his clothes, using his eyes to stare at me, and using his usual smile to face me Lol, at that time he would always lead me by the nose. At first I really thought it was Zhang Haoran, I really thought that the fact of his death was just my imagination after watching too many TV shows, but the next second he used Zhang Weiran's own concubine Hua gave me a hard look, and walked away.

Great joy and great sorrow, at that time he was often tortured to the point of despair.

I thought I would never be able to distinguish Zhang Haoran from Zhang Weiran, but when I accidentally sprayed Zhang Weiran's face with water, I suddenly and unexpectedly discovered that not only did I not "spray Zhang Haoran's face with water" because of the occurrence I feel distressed, ashamed, and don't want to live because of the illusion of "I will be beaten to death later".It's just the feeling of spraying the water on the face of the friend.

I couldn't understand this matter, although I always felt that Zhang Haoran's departure was all my fault, although I was in pain for a while, and although I also believed that I had the responsibility to always remember him and feel pain about him, but There is no doubt that his image has gradually faded in my heart, and it is very difficult to recall his voice now...

I've come out of the past, which is one more wrong thing.But I felt the joy in this mistake, the joy of being able to see the future again after breaking through the clouds.

In fact, during that time, besides making epilepsy happy, I also thought about a lot of things. For example, my group of colleagues who have MAX fist and kick fighting power, who are like professional landlords, and think about the fact that their combat power is lower than that of a professional landlord. Average middle school student level, epilepsy with a cute face, I feel anxious and flustered - I always feel that if I bring him back like this, he will be cannon fodder in a few days...

I really thought about it a lot, although I originally planned to let epilepsy be innocent and happy, but in order to prevent him from being cannon fodder, I thought about how many people I have tortured and killed, and now I am mentally healthy, even very humorous and sunny , just took a fluke mentality, and felt that casually sacrificing a few little mice at the bottom of society should not affect the psychology of epilepsy.So I went to Zhang Weiran and took a task similar to "kidnapping addicts" for him to practice, only to find out that those with epilepsy are weak...

So I finally gave up.

Not long after, the BOSS and his elder brother ran around all over the world, and finally got tired of it and took the eldest lady back to the northeast. I went to visit the two of them as I should, and went to the headquarters of the "Pursuit and Anti-Pursuit Department" to deal with it Let's take a look at the backlog of small things.Speaking of my absence for three years, I thought there would be a lot of things, but in fact it's nothing, it seems that my position is just idle...

But when he quickly dealt with everything and returned to the old villa in the forest, Zhang Weiran had already abducted Epilepsy—does Zhang Weiran hate me so much?Just in case, I secretly gave Epilepsy a pistol. Of course, he must have forgotten this gadget in the end.

I remember when I was still in Russia, BOSS chatted with me on WeChat once. He said that he bought a single apartment in the small town under the mountain in the old villa in the mountains. I asked him if he hooked up with a new year and wanted to try honeymoon. Feel?He said no, because there was a dead house there before, and he spent all day sleeping and forgetting to eat and drink in that small Japanese-style apartment, watching live broadcasts, watching butcher anime, playing games, and relying on delivery for three meals a day The takeaway is settled, and the little life is very nourishing.

But one day, misfortune finally happened. The boy who delivered the food was corrupt and didn’t deliver the food to his home. As a result, he always thought it was morning because he didn’t have lunch. He played on the computer until he forgot the time and hunger. I can’t remember to eat dinner even after lunch, I can’t remember to sleep if I don’t eat dinner, I can’t remember to eat breakfast if I don’t sleep, and I can’t remember anything. On a dark and stormy night, he died suddenly.

"However, he was quite happy. When he finally died, he was skinny like a god." This is the original sentence of BOSS.

I asked him what this has to do with me.He said that after he bought the small apartment, he originally wanted to try the feeling of being tortured by the ghosts who died violently in the middle of the night, but after thinking about it, he felt too terrible to live in it... I don’t know why it got involved He thought I had a strong yang energy, so he asked me to stay there for a few days to help him exorcise evil spirits.The firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea are all ready, you don’t have to worry about water and electricity, all the quilts have been replaced, the room has been cleaned, the WIFI password next door is "00000000", I wish you a pleasant journey.

When I saw epilepsy again, it was in this small broken apartment.It seems that Zhang Weiran stuffed him here.At that time, because of an inexplicable impulse, I stabbed myself after the chase was over. Anyway, I happened to be near this small apartment, and I had the key with me, so I planned to come back and take a rest.

As expected, I lived so comfortably in Russia during that time. I didn't expect to pass out in the hallway due to blood loss, and I didn't expect to struggle half-dead with a fever for a day or two due to injury.In fact, being weak is also good for me. I still remember that time when epilepsy stayed by my side and took care of me. It was so cold that even if the heating company was very powerful and turned the heater very hot, it would still come from the window The cool wind whizzes through the gaps, sometimes waking me up.

When I woke up, I saw epilepsy, and I was sitting next to me in a blue dead fish bathrobe, staring blankly at the snow scene outside the window...

I just glanced at him and fell back asleep.But at that moment, there was warmth in my heart.

From a long time ago, I felt that epilepsy is very similar to my best friend, but it is different from my best friend. He seems to let me get back the feeling of the group of Sichuan friends, but it is a little different. This is because I have nostalgia for him. There is an impure emotion.Of course, this is only one aspect, and more importantly, epilepsy seems to have the supernatural ability of some alien QB. I was lucky to meet him.Because, it seems that after having him in my life, all the things I lost during the "three misfortunes" came back one by one.

It's not just the innocence and innocence of childhood, and it's not just the self-evident, self-evident sense of fit with Zhang Haoran.

At first, it was around the Chinese New Year. I went to a warm place in the south to play, and suddenly received a call. I didn’t want to answer it because it was an unfamiliar number. I was afraid that it was a gangster seeking revenge. , But think about yourself as a gangster, the big deal is to use violence to control violence.So he mustered up the courage to press the answer button.

"Shi Xiaofeng." The other party couldn't wait to speak before I could speak. It was a very strange voice, calling my name.

This made me more firm in the conjecture of the gangster revenge theory.But I still held my face and replied with my calmest voice: "Yes, it's me, what's the matter?"

"Tsk...how do you want me to say it?" With an impatient tone, the tone of the tone rose unconsciously. For some reason, I felt inexplicably that although the voice was unfamiliar, the tone was very strange. Familiar, hearing this impatient rising sound again, I can't restrain it in my heart, and subconsciously feel nostalgia like a world away.

Then all of a sudden, there was a loud noise coming from the other side of the phone, flipping the table, smashing the bowl, screaming, everything, pipipapa for a while before it quieted down, and it was a nervous roar: "Shi Xiaofeng!!!! Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" "Your mother [beep——], if you don't know what to say, don't ask others to say it!!!"

"Who doesn't know what to say! Bring the phone over here!!! Awwhhhhh——" There was another burst of flipping the table and smashing the bowl + screaming, although I feel more and more nostalgic listening to the chaos, but I still can't remember who they are.

"Hey, Shi Xiaofeng." This time it was a calm voice, and I ignored the noise next to me and tried my best to distinguish, "Don't you remember, it's the three of us."

"'The three of us?' Who are the three?" Suddenly unable to remember.

"You don't remember, I'm Wang..."

"Oh~~~~Wang Dandan, Jia Doudou and Fang Datou, right!"

After many years, the first thing I found was the group of childhood friends.