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After confirming that he is very cute, in addition to his unilateral nagging at me, I would also respond with a few words from time to time, "Ahahaha" rambling everywhere, he not only He was not happy, and he stared at me fiercely with his big eyes open, just like Zhang Haoran used to say at some point, anyway, he liked to say: "Shut up and listen to me."

Looking at this lovely face in front of me, and then thinking of the face that I was willing to spend my whole life staring at, the same expressionless face, the same kind of lovable and self-contained dignity, I don’t know why my heart felt warm, and I suddenly wanted to Laughing, but when the smile just appeared on the face, there was a burst of sadness in my heart, and I couldn't laugh for no reason...

I see that he likes to eat those non-spicy fish tofu very much, so he bought a lot of them, and the two of them ate and chatted until the school gate was fine, and it was so dark that there were only a few boys together under the dim streetlights. When they were giggling and smoking a bunch of "ah ha ha ha", the two were ready to go back together.

Anyway, I have nothing to do, and the domineering Mama of a certain elite in Shibu has no authority to control what time I go back to bed, so I followed him shamelessly along the way, nagging in his ear, and kept being close, Talking nonsense -- this appearance reminds me of once wandering the street with Zhang Haoran, walking so far that I couldn't see anyone on the road, I kept talking nonsense, the more I talked, the more he liked me, and then "Baizhang Just turned into soft fingers", gently took my arm...

Thinking about it, it was the warm and sour feeling just now, but now the sourness is more obvious, making people almost cry out after a long absence.But he still kept talking, and the smile on his face didn't show any signs of restraint, and he continued to force him with a smile... although the more this was the more painful it was.

Chatting in a mess along the way, he seems to have no desire to speak now, half-closed his eyes and walked slowly forward, so I kept asking him questions, he was indeed the type of my wife Yuno, well-bred, He will not refuse to answer other people's questions because he is not in the mood to speak. He will answer what I ask, with a flat tone, elegant expressions and decent expressions.

"Have you read "Future Diary"?"

"I've seen it, but it's banned now."

"Is it Σ(°△°|||)..." Fuer, this is the rhythm that doesn't want me to continue the topic, "Then if you come home late, your dear Mama will take you Are you locked in a cage and not given food? That’s why you just ate oden.”

He gave me a blank look: "No."

"Aha? In this case, if you don't go back early with me, maybe your dear Mama will forgive you?"

"Then you underestimated her."

His eyebrows moved, and it was the first time I saw the expression on his face change with the words.

......

Anyway, there was a lot of talk in the middle. In the end, I don’t know how many dim street lights and how many remote alleys we walked through. Our topic finally shifted from the very heavy aspect of "mama" to other things. At that time, I actually had a question but never asked it—"Should Mama be such a terrifying creature?" After all, in my memory, my beautiful Mama didn't take care of me much.So I used to YY the scene where she hit me with a rolling pin to show off to my elementary school classmates...

Some psychopaths (sneer)...

All in all, our topic touched on a more relaxed aspect, the kind of harmonious questions that elders would ask every time they saw you before you were an adult, such as——

"How old are you? Are you in the first grade of junior high school?"

Although he still looked up at me with big innocent eyes, I felt an inexplicable contempt from it. He said: "I am in the third year of junior high school, and I will be 16 at the end of the year..."

"Oh, it's a third-year dog who succumbed to the majesty of the high school entrance examination~" I thought for a while, and imitated my elders and added, "I haven't seen you for so many years, and you are almost going to high school~ The child grows up." It's so fast~"

Normally, when I say this, even Zhang Haoran will curl his lips in a face-saving way, but he doesn't respond at all, but he still looks up at me like that, faintly revealing a kind of mental illness, and said: "Hmm .”

He was looking at such a surface just now, why did he suddenly turn into such a difficult character!

As he was walking, he turned behind an iron gate, as if he had entered his community, and I wanted to follow in with an idiotic face, but he suddenly yelled: "Don't come over!", scared me I thought I had suddenly crossed into an anti-Japanese drama, and I stepped on a thunder just 5cm away from my feet, and was rescued by my unyielding and unyielding friend who joined the army together after I grew up as a neighbor. One has entered the blockade area.

Before I knew it, my mind was wide open.

I knew very well that the reality was not like an anti-Japanese drama. After realizing it, I was still a little upset, so I resisted his order and went around the iron gate. He gave me a look of displeasure, but he didn't push me back. Instead, I entered the unit door without looking back, and I followed behind him, saying: "Don't be so angry~ I will help you to intercede with your dear Mama, she probably won't beat you when there are outsiders around. "

He stopped, turned back to stare at me, and said in a very flat tone: "I will definitely tell her that you have been following me since the school gate, making friends all the way, and planning to come back home with me to steal and rob." .”

"Ah Σ(°△°|||)" That's when I realized that when most people want to flirt with others, they will cheat him into a hotel, or at least in their own home. How can anyone go home with others? !No matter how you look at it, it looks like a strange sorghum who follows a girl from a good family in the middle of the night... Although I am following a little boy from a good family, he is not young, 15 years old... "Please don't tell you Dear Mama (tears)." No matter what the truth is, my main task now is to confess.

He didn't make any expression, didn't even glance at me and turned his head, and continued to walk upstairs, and I followed behind him.The corridor of this unit is very narrow, the ceiling is quite low, and there are beams protruding from time to time, and I can bump my head on it a little bit, which makes me feel quite stressed when walking in it, but he seems to be very relaxed... ...

Sure enough, the rumor that Yao Ming's house has no ceiling is true. If children live in a very narrow environment, they will not grow taller. Suddenly, a sentence comes to mind - "creatures adapt to the environment".

Because one or two of the voice-activated lights seemed to be broken, we groped for a long time on the narrow stairs before we came to a door. He stood there hesitating for a long time but didn’t have the courage to knock on it. I was tired, so I knocked for him. Unknowingly, it was like when I was a child, when Ba Ba hadn’t married Ma Ma, and we mother and son lived in a small apartment together. One popular song, such as "Little Apple", when I knocked on his door that day, it was "Little Apple".

Thinking about it, I suddenly felt that something was not quite right. It seemed that since Ba Ba married the beautiful Ma Ma, I never knocked on the door when I came home. It is so natural... If I go back to the old house of the Shi family, someone will usually pick me up, or someone is wandering in the courtyard, and when they see me coming home, they will greet me very hospitablely. , I come home earlier than him every time, and I always open the door by myself with the key; then I went to the northeast, and then went to Russia for a while, and I always entered no man's land every day when I got home, why? Will someone open the door for me?

Although Zhang Haoran was imprisoned in my room for a short period of time, he was always indifferent, even if I knocked on the door, he would ignore me at all... Why are you still talking about this now, I can't even His indifference is no longer felt.

Sure enough, when I came back to China, especially when I came to Jiangnan, I was so excited by the scene, I always remembered something from a long time ago and then disconnected every minute...

During the whole time I was offline, that boy was also offline, especially when he heard the tired footsteps of "呵呵" coming from the room, he was even more frantic in the corridor.But he couldn't escape the reality when he was crazy, the door was opened soon, and the lights in the room were not turned on. It was pitch black inside and out, and he could only vaguely see the outline reflected by the light from the opposite building—— It seemed to be his dear Ma Ma, wearing pajamas and making a terrible expression.

In the dark, his dear Ma Ma's big eyes were shining brightly, but the boy's big eyes were dim. She scanned the corridor first, then found me, and stared straight at me with I said something to the boy in a dialect that I couldn't understand, and the boy replied: "Yeah."

Then her old man conjured a flashlight out of thin air like Doraemon, turned it on until the strong light began to shine on me, and I was blind for two or three seconds. When I barely opened my eyes, I found that she had already Turned on the light in the porch, with a joyful expression on his face, he dragged me into the house with a very excited look, his eyes flashed pikapika, stood in the porch, touched my head and pinched my face, and chattered to the boy in dialect What, the boy is next to him with a dazed expression of "um", "oh", "ah?", "yes", in an infinite loop.

I couldn't understand a single word except his modal particles, and I didn't understand what he was answering at all. I felt very helpless for his dear Mama's excitement...

It is said that "the mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more she looks at her, the more she likes her".

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Not being asked by Ma Ma: "Do you have a car? Do you have a house? How much is the monthly salary? How long will it take to have a baby?" Xiao Feng is so lucky...