Laws may be useless laws

Said: "The owner of the store is not a human being, and the channel for supplying raw materials is special, and the speed is faster than ordinary transportation."

Yin Heng said, "Can you see it?"

Xie Yunming shook his head: "I don't see it, she told me when I accompanied Mr. Yuan last time."

Yin Heng asked with interest: "What kind of non-human?"

Xie Yunming continued to shake his head: "I don't know, she didn't say."

Yin Heng pondered: "Speaking of which, we have all known her for so many years, and we don't even know what she is."

Xie Yunming also pondered: "That's right, every time I asked her, she was prevaricated. She also said that she was in the 'unknown' category. Could it be that she was a black household?"

"Would Heito appear in front of everyone so swaggeringly?"

"Ordinary non-humans shouldn't be able to, but it's hard for her to say. Yuan's brain circuit has always been very strange."

"Too."

"Our ancestors actually signed contracts with non-humans of unknown species. They really had a big heart. It is reasonable to be on guard and leave some hints for future generations. There is nothing."

"It's too arbitrary. It's no wonder that the contract was signed because it was also arbitrary."

The topic of the two became farther and farther away, and finally they began to talk about strange stories and legends handed down from their ancestors.

"It's obviously the kind of girl Gong who seems to be sanctimonious, and YH is the kind of natural black with good-natured skin. These two people are now in a stage where they are more than strangers and less than friends."

"I thought it was 'more than a friend, but less than a lover', but it turned out not even a friend? It's too miserable!" The heroine of this show couldn't help covering her face, "I don't know which one to sympathize with, first all Have some sympathy."

Yuan Yuan paused for a moment: "No, maybe you can't say that, if you say you are a friend, you are still a friend."

The heroine Huihui complained: "Yuanyuan, do you speak Chinese? Why can't I understand?"

"Hmm..." Director Yuan fell into a predicament of adjectives and struggled, "It's probably a relationship between ordinary friends and buddies."

Hui Hui said: "It doesn't matter which one is bad. Once ordinary friends confess, don't call them friends. If they don't have that kind of intention, they will feel embarrassed to be a stranger. If you become a buddy, it will be a Shurachang. I treat you as a brother. How dare you If you want to fuck me or something, you will fight with your hands!"

"Ah, I'm talking about fighting without philosophical symbols, don't think about it wrongly." Huihui added.

"I've never been in a relationship before. Although I have some theoretical knowledge from watching other people fall in love, it's still useless in practice." Yuan Yuan said, "So I want to trouble you, let's discuss how a girl Gong can catch up with a natural black girl." .”

Huihui rushed over and held Yuanyuan's face: "Yuanyuan, are you kidding me? Look at your face, will no one chase you?"

"I'm not interested in love." Yuan Yuan raised his hand.

Huihui backed away while being tongue-tied: "I'm blind with this face for nothing. If I were a boy, I would chase you too."

"Let's put this matter aside first, and solve the matter of those two people first."

Huihui said: "I've had a few boyfriends before, and without exception they were the ones who looked handsome and cool but were actually shy." Very good at it, once you see the high-pitched voice of cockroaches and mice, you can sing the bel canto."

"Ask him to fix the plumbing. He can fix it for me. In the end, I have to do it myself. I don't know if I found a boyfriend or a girlfriend." Huihui wanted to scratch her head irritably, but was held down by the stylist beside her, " I'm sorry I forgot to wear a wig. Let's continue. Later, I couldn't stand it and broke up with them. I didn't expect it. Now I'm talking about a boy who is also a girl at heart. But he is much better than the previous ones, at least in I'm getting stronger and stronger under my breasts, and I'm becoming more and more like a man."

Cui Cui hurriedly took out her pen and notebook: "The CP of Shaking S Queen and Ruan Meng Xiaogou is also good!"

Huihui smiled: "Maybe it feels right. When I saw him for the first time, he had something in his eyes and tears kept flowing. I was so cute because of his teary appearance. Obviously before I feel disgusted when I see this kind of boy."

"Maybe as long as those two feel right, everything will fall into place."

"The problem is that the eyes of those two people don't match, so how can they see each other?" Yuan Yuan threw out the heavy weight, "I want Mingming to try it out, but I'm afraid that the assist will make YH feel uncomfortable, so I won't help. , these two people will have no results until the end of the world."

"Oh yes..."

The atmosphere suddenly became depressed.

"Doctor Yushi" struggled for a long time, and asked in a low voice, "The one you're talking about, could it be Manager Xie and Manager Yin..."

Yuan Yuan turned to look at him, "Doctor Yushi" had goosebumps.

"You can see it." He said it directly without any concealment.

"Eh?"

Everyone here, except the screenwriter and Song Yu, who are Tianhe employees, suddenly ate a wave of dog food and thunder.

Huihui covered her heart: "Oh my god! I didn't expect that! I used to be such a cute couple! I didn't expect it! There will be a day when there will be food! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh will there)"

"Doctor Yu Shi" didn't expect that he had hit the key point: "It's really them. I used to think that these two must have adultery."

The taciturn male number one rarely opened his mouth: "Then the girl's attack corresponds to Manager Xie?"

Huihui covered her heart again: "Mom! I didn't expect that! Manager Xie is actually a girl attack, my mother! He has a bossy face!"

The origin of the topic is very calm: "Calm down first, let's discuss the relationship issue."

Everyone: "Calm down! Calm down! You can't calm down at all!"

Yuanyuan resorted to racial suppression, and the audience was instantly as quiet as a chicken.

☆, I will always like Yin Heng——Boom!

After the melon-eating old moms group reached a consensus on assists, they had to face a major problem of "the object of the assist has not made progress".

The head of the original team pondered for a moment, and said: "Aren't you going to start shooting? If you don't shoot anymore, you won't be able to sleep well at night."

The original team leader is a person who has many previous convictions for staying up late or staying up all night. Recently, she found that her hair was falling out badly. She pondered for a moment and chose to soak wolfberry in water.These days the night scenes are almost done, and I can spare a lot of time at night, and it is not uncommon for me to go out to the night market occasionally for a late-night snack.

Eating too much late at night satisfies the appetite, but it also brings about some bad consequences-surge in weight gain.

"Should we go for supper after filming?" someone asked.

The former team leader of Topic Breaker said: "Is your weight okay?"

"..."

Although Xie Yin's relationship issue is very important, the career that is in front of her so far is even more important.

Those two people shouldn't have any problems if they let it go, and they won't die anyway.

Seeing the dazzling array of desserts on the menu, Yin Heng felt dizzy and had a toothache.

There is a puff here and a mousse there. Just one glance at the sweet taste rolls on the tongue through the picture.

Here Yin Heng has a headache whether to order it, while Xie Yunming over there is entangled in which one to order.

He didn't have the courage to order the sweetness challenged by the sweet maniac, and his blood sugar soared after taking a sip, and he seemed to be able to hear the fat on his stomach growing.

After thinking about it, he still ordered the slightly sweet fruit cake last time.

"I remember Yin Heng, you don't eat sweets, right?"

Yin Heng nodded.

Xie Yunming pointed to the piece of fruit cake on the menu: "The sweetness of this series is generally less sweet than other ones. You can also choose slightly sweeter and add more fruit, which will make the taste more refreshing." He saw that Yin Heng's page was still at Quite sweet and greasy, added: "It is recommended to choose this, others...you may regret it after smelling it."

Yin Heng turned to the page he said, and saw that the schematic diagram was different from the previous one.He thinks this store is very interesting: "It's really rare for a dessert shop to choose the amount of sweetness and fruit."

"An inhuman who can get along with Mr. Yuan doesn't look like a person who can take the ordinary way in a serious way." Xie Yunming said, "Thinking about this person, he is quite wise, and only by choosing a variety of ways can he attract more customers. .”

Yin Heng smiled and pointed to the yellow peach cake: "Then, I will choose this."

Xie Yunming called the waiter to start ordering.

The two walked out carrying the cardboard box. An exaggeratedly dressed woman stepped on black high-heeled shoes with high and slender heels, lowered her sun hat, tightened the single-sided backpack on her shoulders, and hurried over.

She does her best to keep a low profile, but her dress is too revealing, and her behavior is the exact opposite of what she wears which makes her stand out even more.

The slender heels of the woman's high-heeled shoes trembled under the small steps of her walk.

At that time, Xie Yunming's keen sixth sense seemed to have opened up the second channel of Ren and Du. He first grabbed Yin Heng and pulled him to the side, then stretched out a hand to support the loose floor tiles and fell to the side woman.

Most of the woman's face was blocked by sunglasses and a hat, and Xie Yunming couldn't see her eyes through the brown lenses. Only a small part of her forehead and the lower half of her face that were exposed made him feel familiar.

The woman was quite surprised and terrified when she saw Xie Yunming, she whispered a word of thanks, and walked away stepping on her high heels as if fleeing.

Yin Heng wanted to tease him, but Xie Yunming said, "I'm so worried about her high heels. If you run like this, the heels might break."

Yin Heng: "..." He started to care too much!

The two people's homes are not in the same direction. Today, the car was parked in the parking lot and did not drive, and finally decided to take the bus home.

It happened that there was a bus going around the city that passed near the two people's homes, and they squeezed a bus after a long absence.

The car was hot, crowded and quiet, and the two of them had good looks. The idiot and the idiot came and went to touch Yin Heng's butt, but Xie Yunming blocked it secretly and returned a fierce look.Those hands were about to fall on Xie Yunming's ass.

Xie Yunming closed his eyes and waited to be eaten tofu to protect Yin Heng. After waiting for a long time, the salty pig's hand did not come down. He glanced to the side, and Yin Heng's hand stretched out from the space between Xie Yunming's waist and elbow. , pinched the skin of the salty pig's hand, twisted it hard, and made a spin.

The idiot was so painful that his facial features were deformed, Yin Heng still smiled calmly.

Yin Heng was a little shorter than Xie Yunming, he approached Xie Yunming, put his head on his shoulder, and sternly shouted at the idiot: "Get out!"

The rolling words were said with some force, and the exhaled air brushed against Xie Yunming's ears, but he was so itchy that he couldn't scratch it with his hands.

Yin Heng let go, the idiot saw the gap and slipped to the other side.

Yin Heng took two steps back, still with that calm smiling face, patted Xie Yunming on the shoulder, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry."

"...No, it's fine."

Xie Yunming lowered his head and couldn't see his face clearly.

His heart beat faster, his adrenaline rose, and blood rushed to his face immediately.

Lying down so handsome!Die without regret!

Xie Yunming said goodbye to Yin Heng when his heart was beating fast, he was cooking when his heart was beating fast, and he wanted to shout when his heart was beating fast.

"I will always like Yin Heng!"

"Boom--!"

A streak of purple lightning fell from the sky, and the sky and the earth were connected in a moment by this lightning.

"!" Yuan Yuan looked up.

Cui Cui took a chopstick of fried chicken nuggets to her mouth: "What's wrong?"

"Did you see that thunder?" Yuan Yuan asked.

Cui Cui smiled and said, "You mean to say that someone has crossed the catastrophe?"

"No, it's not." Yuan Yuan looked serious and didn't mean to be joking at all, "It looks like someone made a poisonous oath but broke the oath."

"Really?" Cui Cui was dubiously confused by her, "You didn't lie to me?"

"Of course it's—" Yuan Yuan suddenly made a grimace, "It's fake! It's a lie to you."

Cui Cui breathed out: "I knew it!"

"I never joke when I say business. Jokes are not business."

"Do you think I believe it? Don't you think donkeys will die, right?" Cui Cui felt like she was being cheated by a donkey again.

☆, open the door, check the water meter!

"Thank you, manager, someone is looking for it!" an employee shouted

"Okay, come." Xie Yunming packed up the documents, adjusted his clothes and went out.

who can that be?

Ms. Yi?Old Mr. Xie?Xie Yunmin, Xie Yunrui?still……

"Yo! Old Xie, long time no see?" The voice was very familiar.

As soon as Xie Yunming raised his head, the other party was dressed like a college student, except that he was wearing a white Taoist robe, which looked nondescript.

"Tang Fan."

Xie Yunming stood still.

This person was raised with Xie Yunming when he was a child. He is a few years younger than him. He is considered a bit talented in the branch of the Tang family. At the beginning, he insisted on working outside and refused to go home to inherit the family business, so he fought to the death with Second Master Tang of.I heard that the talismans and magic tools were used, and half of the roof tiles of the Tang family's ancestral hall were shattered. In the end, the father and son were suppressed by the patron saint's coercion, and the fight could not continue, and the two were ordered to repair the ancestral hall.

This matter has been circulated among several families. Poor Tang Erye has become a negative teaching material in his old age.

Speaking of which, will it be like that just because a mere one doesn't come back to inherit the family business?

Anyway, Xie Yunming didn't believe it.

"Is something wrong?" he asked.

"Yes." He took out his phone, "Look at this."

The page is the chat history between Tang Fan and a person, the note is senior brother, the other party's attitude is a bit helpless and spoiled, the coquettish tone and the uncompromising facial expressions in Tang Fan's message make Xie Yunming look like a tiger With a shock, goosebumps fell all over the ground.

He probably knew why the father and son fought like this.

"This is..." Xie Yunming's expression turned ugly, he really wasn't interested in other people's privacy.

"Sorry, I made a mistake." Tang Fan coughed lightly, and changed the page, "This is it."

The page on the phone that was handed over changed.

It was a photo, and it was a woman.

Xie Yunming had a little impression of that woman.

"do you know it?"

"I know." Xie Yunming nodded, "I found her because of the paparazzi problem before, and we won't pursue it after she promises to never do such a thing again."

Xie Yunming always felt that the matter must not be simple. He remembered that Tang Fan was now working in the Bureau of Non-Professional Administration, and he would never let him take action just because of a little gossip: "What's wrong?"

"She died. It was just yesterday." Tang Fan put away his mobile phone, faced Xie Yunming's surprised face, and explained, "It wasn't a vendetta, it was struck to death by lightning."

Xie Yunming thought it was amazing, the sun was going to rain this day: "When did the law of heaven start to interfere with human beings? Isn't it only harsh on non-human beings?"

"Ahem, you are human too."

"I'm sorry, I just wanted to mock the unfairness, so I didn't hold back."

Tang Fan said: "She died because of the poisonous oath I made. The poisonous oath should have mentioned things like thunder and thunder or a bad death. I came here this time to investigate the details of the poisonous oath. According to the Ministry of Karma Investigation, there was non-person present at the time, and we found this place based on non-human information. I remember that Yin Heng was on duty at the time."

"Then why don't you just go to him?"

"The Ministry of Karma said it was the same as looking for you."

Xie Yunming: [Surprised + Shy Limited Edition.jpg]

Tang Fan: Brother, accept Yan Yi first, we are talking about business.

Tang Fan continued: "We just want to ask about the specific situation at that time and make a case for it. Anyway, people are all dead, and it is impossible to come back to life."

Xie Yunming said: "The people involved have not been here for a long time."

"Absconding in fear of crime?" Tang Fan narrowed his eyes.

"No, those two decided to have a baby, and they are preparing for the birth of the baby now." Xie Yunming held his chin and thought, "If you want to find someone, I'll give you the address."

"Thank you."

He gave Tang Fan the address, and passing by a small corner, he saw two people standing very close together, one with his head down and the other up, looking like they were kissing.

The two left in a hurry with straight faces.

Tang Fan whispered, "Those two people are Yi Shiyi and Chu Xiuci!"

Xie Yunming: "It seems to be!"

Tang Fan: "Don't worry, I'm tight-lipped!"

Xie Yunming: "It's what you say that makes people very uneasy!"

Two people in a small corner.

Yi Shiyi: "Did the sand get out?"

Chu rhetoric: "Not yet, soon. The tears haven't come out yet. How about you pinch me?"

Yi Shiyi: "No."

Chu rhetoric: "Why? A good man will do it to the end, brother dei! It's hard to get sand in your eyes!"

"I really didn't expect that a bunch of our brothers turned out to be gay. Maybe the original family is poisonous." Tang Fan sighed.

Xie Yunming: It makes sense and I am speechless.

"Okay, sorry to trouble you, I'll go first. Say hello to Yuan Yuan for me." Tang Fan waved.

Xie Yunming said: "The reason is not here."

Tang Fan looked like he had eaten the devil's pepper: "Whose is that blinding light in the office? I saw that inhuman aura as bright as a large light bulb, illuminating the world from a long distance away."

"Original date."

"Oh my god, wouldn't it be?" Tang Fan looked like he was overwhelmed by landmines, "This is the end of the world! You actually came to work!"

The two gazes pierced the two of them with a distance of more than ten layers.

Tang Fan: ...

Xie Yunming: I won't take the blame.

Tang Fan used crab steps to weaken his sense of existence in an attempt to escape from the Shura Field that was gradually forming.

In the original period, the direct SMS attack interrupted the stealth reading article: come up.

Tang Fan cried: "Old Xie, I might die!"

"Let's go, don't send it."

"If I don't come back alive this time, please give my ashes to my brother and tell him that the engagement ring I gave him is in the dark cabinet under his bed!"

"Are you a pervert! What are you doing with a secret cabinet in someone else's room!"

As expected of being the younger brother of the Great Demon King, the Substitute Demon King also sent a text message to Xie Yunming to interrupt the two of them: You also come up.

Xie Yunming: ...

Xie Yunming: "I seem to be dying too."

With ashen faces, the two walked into the CEO's office like zombies.

"This." The original issue gave a document.

Tang Fan picked it up and flipped through two pages: "Should I hand it in now? Isn't there still more than a month left?"

"In July and a half, the gate of ghosts opens." Yuan Qi looked impatient, "You told me to hand in the documents when the streets are full of ghosts running around? Riot? I'm so famous."

"Uh, what, Mr. Xiaoyuan." Tang Fan thought about it and decided to tear it down, "You've been staying at home for too long, basically everyone only knows Yuan Yuan." Wake up, you're not popular.

Yuanqi stared from embarrassment into anger.

"What is that?" Xie Yunming asked.

He had never seen such a document with black and white characters. The words on it were more like runes than words.The document was quite thick, with about twenty sheets, and some places were marked with red paint.He also saw some numbers.

"Tax." Yuan Qi said, "To be precise, it is a non-human tax."

"Huh?" He had never heard of this.

"At the end of each year, the company will announce the direction of capital flow for the year to the society. The actual value shown above is correct, but the tax is half of what the data shows."

"Are you evading taxes?" Xie Yunming showed a disgusted expression.

"No." Yuan Qi rolled his eyes at him, "What's going on in your little head?"

"It's true that what should be paid is true, but the tax is half of the human government and half of the non-control bureau. It's just that these taxes are all charged to the human government when it is announced to the public." The original issue is rare and serious, " Non-human beings are not a public existence yet. Of course, Tianhe is an exception. We have been officially recognized by both sides. Closer to home, because "we" or "Tianhe" is special, if you don't treat it special, you will hand it over to others Twice the tax, which is too unfair to us. So the Human Realm Government and the Non-Affective Management Bureau combined, and the tax that should be paid is the same as that of others, that is, they pay half of the tax. , There are also special punishments for non-human groups. If a crime is committed, not only the non-humans involved will be punished, but our managers will also be judged as unfavorable management and sentenced to sit together.”

Yuan Qi pointed to the two humans standing in front of him: "All in all, it's so easy to be a human. Don't look at the fact that non-humans are stronger than humans. We are subject to more restrictions than you, and life-threatening is even more difficult. There are many of you."

"There can be no such thing as the end of the world in this world."

"Naive!" the acting demon king interrupted him, "Apart from the basic survival activities of pretending to be human beings in the human world, we still have things to do in other realms! When the Three Realms are in turmoil, we have to save the world! How many do you think my sister has sealed? It's an unkillable monster!"

"Stupid!" the deputy demon king accused.

"What she said before to save the world is true!" Xie Yunming couldn't believe it. He always thought that Yuanyuan was joking, but he didn't expect it to be true.

In the original issue, she justified her sister's name: "She never jokes when it comes to business!"

Tang Fan interjected, "But you can't tell if she's joking."

Original issue: "..."

☆, the production and tasting of dark dishes

Mr. Xie has never heard anything about the other world outside of the original family's lectures. He was a little confused by the truth that was suddenly stuffed into his head today.

In a daze, he went to the wrong office.

After staying in Yin Heng's office for nearly half an hour, he finally digested the information.

He raised his head to meet Yin Heng's scrutinizing gaze.

"sorry for disturbance."

Yin Heng folded his hands together: "If you have anything on your mind, you can talk to me."

Xie Yunming thought for a while, and felt that he could discuss with him: "Let me tell you first, this is a very mysterious thing."

Yin Heng nodded.

Xie Yunming told what happened in the office, Yin Heng pondered for a while, then Fang said: "So that's how it is."

"You don't seem very surprised."

Yin Heng said with a smile: "There are non-human beings, so there should be such things."

"I'm more worried about those monsters that can't be killed." Yin Heng said, "According to Tang Fan, all the auras of the Yuan family in his eyes are strong enough to present a visual impact, so the strength of the Yuan family is definitely not low. From this, it can be deduced that even monsters that they can't deal with should be quite difficult."

"The end of the world is coming." Xie Yunming rarely had the mood to say a cold joke.

"Are you busy now?" Yin Heng asked.

"No. What's the matter?" Xie Yunming's adrenaline surged, and he asked...could this be... a date?

"Go and ask Mr. Yuan."

Xie Yunming's heart was broken into pieces.

The original family members who can be contacted at present are the original period when they obediently stayed in the office and were urged by their sister's nature to become social animals.

Yuanqi seems to be obsessed with the joy of hard work and the daily life of being praised by his elder sister after finishing his work. Maybe his original purpose is to be praised by his elder sister.

He was actually a little impatient with the two why Shi Cheng Yaojin who interrupted his work suddenly.

"Young brave men, from the center of the kingdom to the remote Demon King's City, I should praise your courage and perseverance through hardships and hardships! So, are you ready to defeat me?"

Yuanqiu turned the chair so that it faced the window, then tapped the toes, turned the chair around, stuck the feet in the space of the desk, fixed the person and the chair, and posed in a middle school figure.

Xie Yunming: This person is really out of his mind.

Yin Heng picked up a document and slapped Yuanqi's head lightly: "Okay, the devil king is defeated."

"Well, okay! Now that you beat me! Then I can answer one of your questions!" Putting the document back in place.

"Then I'll start asking." Yin Heng sat down on the sofa.

"First of all, give me three chances to ask questions." Xie Yunming couldn't help shivering when he thought of a joke on the Internet.

In the original issue, I sent two supercilious eyes, pure natural without additives, even the contempt added above is fresh.

"Can I ask first, what are you, or what are you?"

Yin Heng put his palms together on his knees, still smiling and looking at Yuan Qi.

"Inhumans! What's the point of asking?" Yuan Qi sneered at their IQ.

"What species is it?" Yin Heng continued to ask.

"Unknown." Yuanqi didn't mean to hide anything, and leaned back on the back of the chair.

"What is the so-called 'unknown'?"

In the original period, the eyes of the two were met, and there was no direct reply for a while.

The two of Xie and Yin suddenly felt their hearts beating faster and became extremely nervous, thinking that they had found the key point in one sentence.

Unexpectedly, Yuanqi stroked his air beard and said deliberately, "Hmm...it's a bit difficult to explain. If I have to say it, it's an extra-creature that is not outside the established system of the Three Realms, probably."

What the hell is it probably!

Xie Yunming thought for a while and said, "Heihu?"

"No!" Yuan Qi patted his chest and assured, "Is the original product from the place of origin okay?"

Xie Yunming didn't believe it, looked at Yuan Qi and shook his head, "It doesn't look like it."

Yuanqi felt that this child was too troublesome, so he smiled angrily: "What do you want?"

"Looks like it's invaded from outside to rule the world."

Yuanqi raised his head higher than the sky, and looked down on Xie Yunming: "If I want to rule the world, you will still have a voice? Do you know how difficult it is to rule the world? If you manage a company, you will be exhausted before ruling the world." Don’t be bored to death? Would I do such a troublesome thing?”

Xie Yun said clearly that it is fortunate that you have no intention of ruling the world, otherwise it would be over.

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Yin Heng quickly changed the subject: "What about those monsters that cannot be killed?"

"Eat it."

"Don't joke about serious things." Yin Heng was helpless, how did this family get up with their ability to talk nonsense and serious nonsense.

"I'm not kidding, I really ate it up." Yuan Qi had a serious expression, not like he was talking nonsense.

"That stuff is really unpalatable. I have tried everything from braised, deep-fried, steamed yellow, stewed, and stir-fried to no avail. Can you imagine? Looking at a black mass is more unpalatable than rancid swill."

"Speak well and don't make jokes." Xie Yunming couldn't bear it.

"I'm not kidding! That ball looks like a snake, twisted and twisted into a ball, and it looks stupid. It's obviously a liquid thing, but it has dense tentacles, and the tentacles are very thin. Well, it’s not that the needle tip is thinner than the overall one. It’s really thicker than chopsticks, and the thin and long ones are elastic and stretchable. There are barbs on the tentacles. Once caught, don’t cut a piece of meat to escape. I can't." The original period was speechless, "I have told those old-fashioned and arrogant monks many times to be careful, but I always don't listen, and if I don't take care of myself, I will rush forward desperately, and I will die in the end. Either, a big piece of flesh was cut off from the body, leaving scars that cannot be healed."

The two of them felt goosebumps all over their bodies, cold sweat slid down their backs, and the slight itchiness was like the tentacles gliding across their backs.

In the original issue, I didn’t notice that the audience was sitting on pins and needles and still chatting endlessly: "That thing still emits black gas, and the black gas is corrosive. Once the defense of the clothes is a little lower, it may go in like a dog and come out tattered. A few bloody holes had to be corroded. The black air still smelled, an indescribably choking smell, smelly and sour, like a gutter piled up with muddy corpses and other miscellaneous things. If you don’t hold your breath, smell it in time One bite can shorten your life by decades."

"The smell is disgusting. It's smelly and smelly. It's sour, spicy and pungent. I dare not open my mouth after eating, and the smell won't go away even after brushing my teeth ten times. I dare not speak for three days, for fear of exhaling in one breath. Smoke down a battalion."

"The attack power of this thing really doesn't rank high. At most, it sticks like a leech and won't let go. It's just that the regenerative ability is too strong to kill. Other than this, it's too disgusting. Don't talk about shooting it. Baili feels sick to his stomach just looking at it."

Xie Yunming can't take care of complaining, so you still eat it, he can't listen anymore.

The two were so disgusted, seeing that the inquiry turned into a tasting and sharing of dark dishes, they looked at each other and rushed out the door.

Passing by an employee eating chocolate bread, the bread is covered with a thick layer of chocolate sauce, and the undried sauce flows into the packaging bag.When the two of them saw the color, they remembered the thing they mentioned in the original issue, and their stomachs churn.

Xie Yunming covered his mouth: "Let's forget it, they will definitely tell us what they should know, and those who shouldn't ask will be disgusted to death sooner or later."

Yin Heng nodded in agreement.

The author has something to say: the original issue is the kind of old goblin who looks like he is in his 20s and is full of heroism. You can make up your own brain when you turn the chair.

There is no need to think about the group of unknown creatures below, the sooner you forget it, the better.

☆, marriage urging forces are everywhere

Even if you are disgusted by solid people, you still have to eat when it's time to eat.

The two fell into silence relatively speechless.

I randomly grabbed a small employee and came over to ask, and found that the aunt who usually handles light dishes has asked for leave because her daughter-in-law gave birth, and most of the dishes today are heavy.Dessert is chocolate bread. The chocolate is thick and plentiful. It doesn't look like it was mixed with resentment and thin and thin in the past. It is said that the pastry chef has successfully left the order. Today, it is all sweet and greasy desserts, and there are no weak ones.

Xie Yunming is very worried. He has never tried the spicy level of the aunt in the cafeteria. The bean sprouts with a little oily taste look very refreshing, and tears flow out as if they don’t want money. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and quickly put away the tears Wipe it off, otherwise the face will be lost, and the image it has created among the employees will also collapse.

Yin Heng is also very worried. He can eat anything light and heavy, which doesn’t affect him much, but he likes to eat fruit after dinner. In the past, fruit salad and fruit platters were left to the pastry chef, and he didn’t eat sweets. In the past, I didn't touch anything other than fruit at all, but today even the fun of eating some fruit has been cancelled.

The two were silent for a long time, from the moment the employee went to eat until the employee came back from the meal.

Finally, Xie Yunming took the case: "Let's go out to eat!"

Yin Heng looked at his watch: "There are still ten minutes before the end of the lunch break. It's too late."

The two walked towards the cafeteria depressed.

There are two canteens in the world that have to rush to go, one is the school canteen, and the other is the company canteen.Not to mention that although the auntie in the cafeteria is shaking her mouth heavily, the taste is still very good in general, so she must squeeze her head and bleed.

Whenever the meal is ready, there is a tendency of hungry tigers rushing to eat. As soon as the huge crowd reaches the demarcation point, those who squeeze the elevator squeeze the elevator, and those who climb the stairs climb the stairs, and the food is swept away like locusts crossing the border.

It was late, let alone the food, and there were not even a few vegetable leaves left.

Twelve minutes before the end of the lunch break, the stove had already been turned off, and there were only a few people still eating.

The two looked at the empty rice bucket, the clean plate, the rice sticking to the wall of the bucket was not big enough to make a steamed bun, and the coriander leaves in the remaining oil and water on the plate were heaving and falling. They turned their heads to look at the bread left at the West Point, They rubbed their stomachs and considered whether they should be hungry or not.

The cafeteria aunt beckoned: "Manager Xie, Manager Yin, here is some porridge."

There was still some seafood porridge left in the porridge bucket. My aunt filled half a bowl for each of them and emptied the bottom of the bucket. Let’s have a meal, take a rest, and build up some strength, isn’t it? Isn’t there an old saying that goes, ‘sharpening a knife is not a mistake for a woodcutter’! Don’t you have more strength when you’re full! Don’t you think so?”

The two drank porridge and nodded in agreement.

Anyone in the cafeteria can offend anyone, but you can't offend the auntie in the cafeteria.

The aunt sat down next to her and continued, "Oh, don't drink in such a hurry! It's not good for your health!"

He asked again: "You two guys have girlfriends, have you not?"

Caught off guard, the two who ate a wave of "marriage reminder balls" were choked for a moment.

Just coughing, the aunt said again: "Hey, look at you, why are you so careless when you are so big? Auntie knows some nice girls. Would you like to introduce them to me? The little girls are very nice, and She is beautiful and has a good personality, do you want to meet her?"

Xie Yunming was so choked that the porridge was about to come out of his nose. He was afraid that this would go on forever, so he hurriedly said: "No need for auntie, I'm busy with work and don't have the heart to fall in love." If Yin Heng is willing to talk to me, I will definitely !

The aunt said "Ouch" again: "This job and dating don't conflict, it doesn't matter if we meet each other! Look at you, you are almost 30 years old, isn't it great to have a woman at home to help you take care of the housework?" ? Auntie will not cheat you."

"It's really unnecessary." Seeing that the aunt was about to speak again, Xie Yunming quickly said, "I like men."

The aunt said "Ah yo" again, and asked tentatively: "Auntie also knows some good guys, can you introduce them to me?"

Xie Yunming couldn't laugh or cry: "No need, auntie, really no need, I already have someone I like."

Yin Heng, who was drinking porridge silently, looked up at him, and remembered that Xie Yunming seemed to have said that he had someone he liked when he was on the phone with Yuan Yuan.

He always thought that Xie Yunming was the straight boy of the kind of girl who likes gentle temper and cooks delicious food.Hearing that this person suddenly came out of the closet and still has a sweetheart, he was still a little surprised, and wondered whether he should be careful not to be so close in the future. Chu Xiuci likes Yi Shiyi and cannot be a rival in love. If that person misunderstood because of him and caused a gap between the two I'm sorry Xie Yunming.

Barely enduring the aunt's urging marriage, the two put the plates in the designated place and walked out of the cafeteria.

Xie Yunming noticed that Yin Heng was some distance away from him, he leaned over, and Yin Heng turned sideways slightly without any trace.

Xie Yunming: ...

What did he do to him?What did he do wrong?Um?Could it be that just coming out publicly made Yin Heng feel sick?Doesn't he look like that kind of guy?

Sure enough, he accidentally did something wrong, right?What did he do wrong?

Xie Yunming, who suddenly fell out of love, had no intention of working but had to concentrate on his work.

He typed for a while to look at the document, looked at the document for a while and went back to typing, mourning in silence for his love that died before it even started.

A news window popped up suddenly, the page changed several times and finally stayed on the entertainment page.The headline was "Lightning from the sky! The body found is suspected to be a certain actress".

Xie Yunming thought, this person seems to be the one Tang Fan mentioned, the one who targeted his artist before.

I clicked on the news and took a quick look, and found that the lightning struck a hotel. The top floor was destroyed in a mess.

Xie Yunming suddenly remembered that when the cat demon reported, it seemed that the female star had made a poisonous oath to stop doing immoral things. Is this another old mistake and was thundered by thunder?Fortunately, Tianhe's strict management will not have such a thing. Other companies are all kinds of gossip and gossip. Only Tianhe seems to be dead except for the promotion of new dramas and the occasional accidental paparazzi. Usually there is no movement, and occasionally posting something will be jokingly called a fraudulent corpse.

This address is also a bit familiar, he thought for a while, and suddenly realized, isn't this the street where Yin Heng was taken to eat dessert yesterday?There seems to be a big hotel on that street.He suddenly remembered the woman he bumped into yesterday, whose face was somewhat similar to the person in the photo Tang Fan brought.That actress hasn't appeared on the screen for a while, her acting skills are not good, and her character design is not good. I heard that her private life is still very chaotic. She has attracted a lot of fans because of her good looks. She hasn't been in those Mary Su Even Xie Yunming who appeared in the play couldn't remember this person.It's hard to remember but I can't remember the name.

He slapped the table, feeling overwhelmed by this discovery for a few seconds, walked towards Yin Heng's office, took half a step and suddenly remembered that he seemed to be hated, and was a little sad and depressed for a while.

Seeing that he missed his head, Yin Heng shrank again.