Laws may be useless laws
Chapter 10 is over, this month has only passed 2 days, and there are 2 days left for holidays.
Ask Lu: "I heard the employees discussing 'Yin Xie', 'Xie Yin', do you know what?"
Xie Yunming's icy expression was like a gap in the ice, and he couldn't hold back for a while. Yin Heng watched him change his face with great interest, and thought that this person is too cute.
Xie Yunming was so ashamed and angry that he secretly wanted to deduct all the bonuses from this group of people.
He insisted, "It's... the name of the cp in the play."
"I checked, and there is no cp named this." Yin Heng was not hooked, but he was not fooled.
"That, that...it should be the cold CP name." Xie Yunming turned his head away from him.
"I just said, there is no cp named this."
Xie Yunming stopped talking.
Yin Heng waited for his reply with interest, and watched his face change by the way.
Xie Yunming changed his face for a while, and then put on a cold attitude: "I don't know."
He avoided looking at Yin Heng's face, clenched his hands into fists, and was extremely nervous.
Wouldn't it be more mature and attractive if you were a little colder?Xie Yunming is not sure, but wants to give it a try.
Yin Heng didn't know how to continue the topic, seeing Xie Yunming's indifferent face, wondering if he had done something wrong.
Afraid of saying too much and making mistakes, he paused and said politely, "I still have something to do, let's go first."
Xie Yunming was not happy when Yin Heng left.
Where did he go wrong?
Yin Heng took two steps, and suddenly remembered that the cp name seemed to be his and Xie Yunming's surnames.
He suddenly realized, does this mean that he doesn't like being picked up as a cp?It seems that he has to pay more attention in the future. Although it's okay for the employees to joke around, it's okay if it makes people feel uncomfortable.
Xie Yunming invites him to dinner, and by the way, ask him what he did wrong today.
In the original period, he looked at him with hatred: "I did everything wrong!"
"But... Isn't the high-cold character design very popular?" Xie Yunming panicked.
"You are a big-headed ghost!" Yuan Qi poked a fork of the sausage on the plate, "Look at Yi Shiyi, he is also a high-cold person, is he popular?"
Xie Yunming thought about it, and the company's evaluation of Yi Shiyi was "terrible" except for his outstanding work ability.Although there are many people who like Yi Shiyi, they are all discouraged because of his too cold personality, only that fool Chu Xici vowed to cover the ice cubes with charcoal.
He shook his head.
"If it weren't for the world's preoccupation with face, this kind of iceberg and cold person would have been killed." Yuan Qi said, "One more game!"
Xie Yunming ordered another plate for him.
He was not in a hurry to eat, but instead sighed: "It's really my bad luck to have such a retarded person like you."
"Speak well and don't curse!"
"It's cheap to scold you." In the original issue, I gave Yuan Shi two white eyes for free, "Why do you owe such a thing with your IQ? It is said that people in love have zero IQ, and it is true."
Xie Yunming died of aggrieved: "I've never been in a relationship before, how would I know?"
Corrected the original issue again: "It's not love, it's secret love."
There is nothing to say in the original period, what is more true about this kind of thing.
Yuanqi seemed to remember something, and asked, "Have you never been in love? What about the person you have a crush on? In the past, there must have been one or two people you liked."
Xie Yunming thought for a while, then said frankly: "Yes."
In the original period, I thought that there really is such a thing, what about the pure and innocent little virgin?Is this script wrong?
Xie Yunming said: "When I was young, I liked the kindergarten aunt, because she would give me small biscuits."
"That pass!" Yuan Qi raised his forehead, "Is there any more?"
"Yes." Xie Yunming nodded honestly.
"Say."
"...the origin."
Yuan Qi jumped up and grabbed Xie Yunming by the collar: "You say it again?"
"Calm down, calm down, listen to me!" Xie Yunming saw that the sister-in-law was going to blow up, and hurriedly said, "I was deceived by the first impression when I was taken to Yuan's house for the first time, but she was disillusioned as soon as she opened her mouth. gone."
In the original period, thinking about my sister's beautiful appearance and rough heart that can deceive the world, I suddenly feel a little sympathetic to these teenagers whose three views have been reintegrated.
He loosened Xie Yunming's collar, sat down and asked: "Is there any more?"
"Yin Heng."
"..." Looking back at the original period, Xie Yunming was taken to Yuan's family to receive education during the summer vacation when he was six years old.
No, no, maybe he has liked Yin Heng since a long time ago!I feel like I've come back to life.
"When did it start?"
Xie Yunming answered the question honestly like consulting a doctor: "This year."
"..." Yuanqi hesitated to speak, "What happened to you in the past ten years? You don't even have anyone you like?"
"Isn't it the student's duty to study?" Xie Yunming said solemnly, "You must never fall in love during school! It will affect your study!"
Yuanqi: Are you thinking decades ago?Falling in love will not affect your studies, but falling in love will be fine!
"...Then why do you like Yin Heng?" Yuan Qi managed to keep smiling.
Xie Yunming was a little shy: "It was love at first sight."
"All love at first sight is a pretense for love at first sight!" Single Wang Yuanqi didn't know where he was poked in a sore spot, and he was unceremonious.
"If I was interested in sex, then I should have liked him since I was six years old." Xie Yunming retorted.
Originally nothing to say.
He finally chose to end the topic: "I can't help you. Hurry up and get rid of the high-cold mode, and then buy something to coax Yin Heng into making amends. It must be uncomfortable to be dumped suddenly by someone inexplicably."
"Oh."
Xie Yunming felt that it would be more reliable to ask Yuan Yuan for this kind of thing.
☆、Mr. Xie's heart in love
The owner of the original family with a stomach of steel received a call from Xie Yunming at a roadside stall.
There was no night show at night, she gave the crew a holiday, and the group went to the night market in a hurry. Yuan Yuan, who was gnawing on the squid on the iron plate, received an inexplicable [explosion in situ.jpg] picture from the original issue. Then came a call from Xie Yunming.
Xie Yunming briefly talked about the key points of the past few days.
Yuanyuan said directly: "Is the pit in your head okay?"
"It's okay..." He was asked inexplicably, "What's wrong?"
"Hello, I'm not good!" Yuan Zhazhao exploded on the spot.
Yuan Yuan quickly ate the squid while exploding in a fancy way and said to the shopkeeper to order ten more skewers. Xie Yunming whispered, "Eating too much will make you grow meat."
"I would like to sacrifice ten catties of fat meat in exchange for your double quotient points." Xie Yunming's attack was neutralized and bounced back.
Xie Yunming said depressedly: "My double quotient is not low."
"Do you think you have the position to say this?"
It's a time when everyone feels good about himself. Xie Yunming felt that his dual quotients were at least at the passing level, but he didn't say anything.It's pretty unwise to poke a gun when it's on the verge of exploding.
"Come on, dear, tell me what exactly you want to do?" Yuan Yuan's tone softened, and Xie Yunming still heard some irony and irony.
Xie Yunming pondered for a while, and felt that he didn't know where to start, so he gave Yuan Yuan a vaccination first: "I don't know where to start to say that you can make do with it."
"Just say what you want." The shopkeeper served the dishes, Yuan Yuan ordered ten more skewers of roasted butter, a plate of roasted eggplant, turned his head to eat the squid and listened to Xie Yunming's random thoughts.
Xie Yunming saw that she was ready to listen to the story, and thought that if she didn't talk about it, she would be thrown into the Pacific Ocean to feed the sharks. After thinking about it, she started from the past few days: "I have never been in love, nor have I ever been in a relationship. I know how to chase someone. Although I have seen other people fall in love and many people have chased me, but I would not agree to be together unless I really like the relationship. I made do with the influence of the surrounding environment, and that would be irresponsible to both of us." He paused: "That's what I think."
The other end of the phone is very quiet, the noisy voice on the street is like the tide, and the content is vague and unclear, which is very unreal.Xie Yunming suddenly realized that the person opposite was an elder. Although he had a very bad temper and would fight if he disagreed with him, maybe he could really get some inspiration from her.
He continued: "I also went to check what a person should do, and the results were all the same. I was afraid that those old-fashioned ways would bring trouble to Yin Heng, so I changed the way."
"I went to read the popular Danmei novels recently, and Gao Lenggong is very popular. I think this is very good, handsome and reliable..."
Yuanyuan interrupted him: "Wait! Why is it a novel? There are other ways, right?"
Xie Yunming answered honestly: "The Chinese teacher said that art comes from life."
Yuan Yuan could not support his forehead: "Then do you know that the next sentence is 'but art is higher than life'?"
"The biggest difference between real life and novels is non-directionality. Most of the beginning, process and ending of novels have a direction, that is, the outline. The author presents the story according to the outline. Ah, there are also those who leave the outline and let themselves go. Yes, that kind of exception, you pretend I didn’t say it. The characters and plot lines in the story are designed from the beginning. The seemingly ingenious dialogue in the article, the development of things is probably just the author’s flash of inspiration or heart-wrenching Scratching the lungs may also be thought of purely for water. As long as everything follows the routine, it will come naturally to the established ending."
"But the reality is not. There are not so many 'coincidences' that can make our lives develop as if they are well-arranged, as if the plot is on the right track. There are too many choices in life. It is also possible to make a mistake in the game and lose everything. So! So! Don’t take the novel as reality! Life is already very hard, just watch yourself happy once in a while. Don’t take it seriously!”
"Let's talk about the problem of 'art comes from life' in your mouth. A person who can write funny and joyful stories may not be as expressed in the words in life. He may be like the person, or he may be quiet and introverted. What is expressed in the words Maybe it's a projection of life, maybe it's something that's missing but desired. It's true that it comes from life, but it's been polished to something that's quite unlikely or impossible. Don't take other people's imaginations seriously."
"It's because of this that I said you are out of your mind. Your Chinese teacher is about to cry and faint in the toilet." Yuan Yuan smiled. She was actually in a good mood, not because the barbecue in this restaurant was special. Delicious, although this can be regarded as one aspect, the more important thing is that it has been a long time since such a funny thing happened. The last time Xie’s love consultation was when Mr. Xie was chasing Ms. Yi, the couple’s love history and love The mutual killing is quite interesting.
Holding the phone, Xie Yunming was silent for a while and whispered: "I really want to be as beautiful as Yin Heng in the novel. It is said that routines are the most popular, but reality does not give the opportunity to display routines. It is obvious that this world is special from the perspective of the world. Magic is not scientific."
Yuan Yuan had already made plans to pay off her mobile phone, she said, "Come on, let's continue, haven't you finished your secret love journey yet?"
Xie Yunming thought for a while, Gao Leng seemed to have nothing to say, so he started talking about the past and the moment of his crush.
The Yuan family said that if they are rich, they are not so rich, but they have a wide network of contacts and a lot of weird things.The head of the family always said that they were quite poor, so he signed contracts with many families like casting a net thousands of years ago.The content of the contract is now unknown, but the habit passed down from generation to generation has continued to this day.
Xie Yunming was sent to the original family's old house to receive private education during the summer vacation when he was six years old. Those so-called private education learned from the mechanized watch world that there is an inhuman inner world.
At that time, Xie Yunming was still in the stage of "be a good boy, otherwise Santa Claus won't come to give presents and Thunder will turn him into black ashes".
He is not considered smart, nor is he stupid, and he can barely be regarded as the best among ordinary people if he is taller than a dwarf.Xie Yunming is quite diligent. He is the kind of person who revises crazily before the exam and then says "eh? I didn't revise much" after the exam. His young age gives people a shrewd feeling.This shrewdness is only useful for children, and it will be leaked in front of adults.
Xie Yunming was still a little afraid of the unfamiliar environment, looked around and felt that there was no one comparable to himself, so he couldn't help being complacent.
It was a coincidence that Yin Heng, who was even better than him, came out and extinguished his arrogance all at once.
The author has something to say: it is not a bamboo horse bamboo horse stalk
These chapters will mention a little about the relationship between the Yuan family and the Yin family of the Xie family. The world view is very grand but it has nothing to do with the main story.
☆. The first step in transforming girl attack
Yin Heng is not considered a genius, and his aptitude is only a little better than the average level of ordinary people, and he is also a little more diligent.Excellence is as big as mung beans, and diligence is as big as bricks. Over time, the gap is very obvious.
Two months is enough to throw Xie Yunming down the street.
Xie Yunming is very unconvinced, other people's children will always be public enemies, it just so happens that Yin Heng is that "other people's child" to Xie Yunming.
The hostility didn't last long. The Yuan family's lectures were only during the summer vacation, focusing on teaching inhuman discrimination.
There are so many aristocratic families that have signed contracts with the Yuan family, and only a few sporadic ones remain after a thousand years, and their bloodlines are not as strong and pure as before.The original family's signature was more or less capable, with strong spiritual power in their blood. In this world, only the Tang family is left who can barely cast spells through psychics.
The reason is not too extravagant, just let them learn to distinguish, at least it is enough to protect themselves without mistaken danger level.Bloodlines with spiritual power will always attract some non-human beings. There are more and more non-human beings in the world, some are pure and good, and some are hypocritical. Considering the safety of these children, she established Tianhe on the grounds of the drive of the times, Some non-human employees were recruited in order to protect themselves and enclose the land for self-defense.In the name of the company, a group of people are enclosed in a territory, and when she leaves, this network of relationships can also give a little protection to the descendants of unusual bloodlines.
There are more and more children who match the age. Human children and non-human children play together. Xie Yunming gradually forgets the existence of Yin Heng. Anyway, there are more children who are better than him, and Yin Heng is not bad.
The life of Xie's parents was happy at first after marriage, and mixing oil with honey could kill Xie Yunming.However, marriage is no better than love. When the enthusiasm fades away, various frictions and contradictions will be exposed.As the saying goes, it's a seven-year itch, and it's scary when the conflicts accumulated over ten years of dating break out.Both husband and wife were not at fault, it was only because of an outsider's intentional or unintentional ambiguous behavior that ignited the fire, and all the conflicts broke out.It just so happened that Ms. Yi was pregnant with her second child at that time, and she was struggling whether to abort the child, but in the end she lost to motherhood.
After the child was born, there was a lot of quarrels over the naming of the child. For a while, old accounts kept turning over. Both of them were stubborn people who would not be outdone.
The custody of the children was almost a lawsuit. In the end, Xie Yunming was awarded to the father, and the newly born siblings were awarded to the mother.
Old Mr. Xie has a bad temper, Xie Yunming was afraid that his tone of mouth would make people get shot, it was exactly the same as when someone Yuan became irritable, and learned the bad things thoroughly.Xie Yunming was afraid that his father would speak up, so he still liked his mother a little bit more, and had a closer relationship with his mother.
Xie Yunming was only ten years old when his parents divorced. At that time, he was always thinking about a question that his peers would not think about: Since marriage is so painful, why do so many people still go on this road?
He couldn't figure it out, and finally chose a wrong way-reading romance novels.
At that time, pocket books were very popular among girls. They were palm-sized and one centimeter thick. No matter how unrealistic the content was, they contained girls' fantasies.
Xie Yunming secretly went to those small bookstores to read books before returning home, and since then opened the door to a new world.
Yuan Yuan was speechless. At that time, she did think that Xie Yunming had changed a bit. She thought that the divorce of his parents had affected him too much, so she didn't think about it elsewhere.She was afraid that if she didn't say a word, she would irritate the child whose three views had not yet formed, and her words would be vague, but she didn't expect it to be like this.
Xie Yunming continued: "At that time, my younger brothers and sisters were taken away by Ms. Yi, and I was the only heir of the Xie family, so I had to learn more things."
Yuan Yuan interjected, "You still call your mother Ms. Yi? Your father has been angry for 18 years and still hasn't gone away?"
Xie Yunming shook his head: "No."
"Tsk, trouble!" The original Patriarch was speechless, and said immediately, "Forget about that stubborn old man, let's solve your problem first."
Under the torment of Mary Su, Xie Yunming always believed that falling in love is a terrible thing, even after growing up and knowing more about this kind of thing, the fear in his heart has not subsided.
After graduating from university, Yuan Yuan obtained Mr. Xie's permission to recruit Xie Yunming to Tianhe. He started from the grassroots and spent six years climbing to the position of general manager with his strength.
Then I met Yin Heng again.
Yin Heng, who was working hard, poked his heart to the point, and started his unrequited crush.
"You are... really weird." The original Patriarch was silent for a long time, until Xie Yunming thought she was falling asleep and suddenly opened his mouth.
Xie Yunming was speechless, looking back on the past, he was really weird.Although it's not much better now.
"Are you still afraid of falling in love now?"
"If you were afraid, you wouldn't have the idea of chasing him." Xie Yunming thought for a while and added, "Actually, I'm still a little scared, but it's much better than before."
Yuan Yuan paid the money, found a small dark corner and tore a hole in the space to get in.
Xie Yunming saw the screen of his TV began to distort, a hand stretched out from the middle of the vortex, followed by loose long hair and white clothes.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
There was nothing around him to defend himself, so he took off his slippers and beat the "female ghost" in despair.
The "female ghost" half-raised her face to reveal a vicious eye: "If you dare to hit it down, I will let you taste what is called human destruction!"
"Sorry I was wrong!"
It's important to save your life, so let's apologize first!
Yuan Yuan looked at his watch: "There is still an hour, let's solve a key problem first." After saying that, he walked towards Xie Yunming's bedroom.
Xie Yunming quickly followed: "What are you doing?"
"Get rid of your mental cancer first!"
Yuan Yuan opened the door, and the bedroom was clean and tidy, without any incongruity.It does look like a place for clean, single men.
Before Xie Yunming could breathe a sigh of relief, he heard Yuan Yuan snort coldly. He watched Yuan Yuan lift the quilt and sheets in horror, and dragged out piles of romance novels under the bed with his fingers.
There are everything from pocket books to brick-like collections, and the paper quality changes from rough and yellow to smooth and brand new, which can be said to witness the evolution of romance novels.
Yuan Yuan turned his head and gave Xie Yunming a meaningful look, Xie Yunming turned his head guiltily.Now he always has the illusion that he is an adolescent boy who was caught by his mother to buy pornographic books.
"The next one is the study!"
Xie Yunming jumped up in shock: "Don't!"
How could he stop Yuan Yuan, Yuan Yuan arrived at the door of the study in a flash, and Xie Yunming was still a few meters away.
The study also looked normal, Yuan Yuan sneered, and waved his hand to float all the books on the surface into the air, and the inside was blocked by romances from different periods.
Yuan Yuan dropped all the books inside and floating in the air, and looked at Xie Yunming, who was leaning on the door frame and was barely able to stand up.
Yuan Yuan snapped his fingers, and a cluster of flames jumped onto his fingertips.
Xie Yunming rushed over, but he didn't dare to pull Yuan Yuan's hem directly, and begged with dancing: "Can you stop burning? I have been saving for more than ten years anyway... It's not easy."
"Yin Heng and the book, who should you choose?" The flame at Yuan Yuan's fingertips grew bigger, and it was about to reach the corner of the book closest to her.
"Yin Heng!" Xie Yunming said decisively, paused and said again, "Can we discuss it, can the book not be burned?"
"Okay." Yuan Yuan agreed straightforwardly, "I will confiscate it first, and when you catch up with Yin Heng, I will return it to you."
"Ah—" Xie Yunming had a bitter face.
The flame got closer to the book, Xie Yunming said nervously: "All right, all right! If you confiscate it, you will confiscate it! You put out the fire! Everything is easy to talk about!"
Yuan Yuan put away the fire, and also changed the books. Before leaving the TV, he looked at Xie Yunming and muttered, "Look at you, you're useless."
Xie Yunming: I heard...
The Yuan family group happily listened to the story.
Yuan He asked: Why are you collecting books?Actually useless?
The Great Demon King replied: I mean, take off the shackles for him and let him fly.
One last sentence to add: In fact, I also want to see what the previous romance was like.
☆、Appointment booking
Xie Yunming, who had his book confiscated, suddenly felt like a gamer who had his strategy confiscated and only relied on strategy to play games.
He goes to work with a sullen face and bumps into Hailey again.
Hai Li just said hello to him this time, looked at him furtively, and didn't say anything extra.
Hai Li thought silently, this child is really broken in love.
When they reached the floor, before the elevator door slowly closed, Haili said with infinite tenderness and maternal love: "Come on!"
Xie Yunming didn't know what she was talking about, but he felt that he didn't want to know the meaning.
Today, people cast a lot of sympathetic eyes, especially when he and Yin Heng met in the tea room by chance, their eyes were relatively silent, and they all found reasons to leave cleanly. When they left, they were full of sympathy and cheer. His gaze was like a shotgun, and he shot Xie Yunming, who was facing the door, into a sieve.
Xie *sieve* Yunming took two steps back to let the water dispenser out to Yin Heng, Yin Heng whispered thanks, and had nothing else to say.
Xie Yunming struggled with how to apologize, but it was Yin Heng who broke the silence first.
Yin Heng said, "Sorry."
Xie Yunming was taken aback by his sudden apology, and hurriedly said: "No, no, it's not your fault, it's my fault! I shouldn't be so indifferent to you."
Yin Heng put down his cup, looked directly at Xie Yunming, and said firmly: "I am also at fault. It is my fault for making you feel uncomfortable. I should pay more attention."
Xie Yunming looked at Yin Heng's face, and said in his heart that he is so cute, and his serious appearance is really uncontrollable.
Forcibly pulling back the free consciousness, Xie Yunming said: "No, I don't feel uncomfortable in my heart."
Yin Heng was a little surprised: "Aren't you angry because employees spread gossip to join CP?"
Xie Yunming shook his head: "No. It's better to say that I'm quite happy."
Yin Heng was even more surprised.
"I like you, so naturally I won't be angry." He didn't stop talking for a while, seeing Yin Heng was even more surprised, and hurriedly explained, "Look, since someone has already put us together, it means that we have a good relationship Right?"
"I still... really want to be friends with you. So I won't be angry. It's their job for the employees to make up their minds. It's fine if they don't go out of their way. The reason why I look like that is because of other things." Said so, Xie Yunming With blood and tears in my heart, I was ready to be issued a good card.
Although Yin Heng thought it was strange to say this, he couldn't think of it strangely even if he said it himself, so he smiled and said, "If you need any help, just tell me."
Staying in the tea room for too long during working hours will inevitably lead to the suspicion of fishing. As managers, they must take the lead.Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, and the relationship of "friends" has been well established, there is nothing to continue to dawdle.
After leaving the tea room and looking around the work room, Yin Heng received a lot of sympathy, leaving Xie Yunming full of hatred.
Xie Yunming: What do you mean?What do you mean?Deduct all your year-end awards!
When Yin Heng returned to the office, he just received a call from Yuan Yuan, who asked, "How is it?"
Yin Heng asked back, "How about what?"
There was some noise on the other end of the phone, and Yin Heng speculated that Yuan Yuan was still on the shooting scene.I don't know why the monster suddenly said this, he was really confused by this kind of nonsensical question.
Naduan Yuanyuan smiled: "Have you reconciled with that child? Ah, no, it's 'clear'?"
"Yeah." Yin Heng thought, although unreliable, but still very concerned about them.
"That's right." Yuan Yuan laughed a little louder.
Yin Heng always felt that the laughter was wrong, and asked, "What are you laughing at?"
The laughing person stopped laughing, and put on a rather surprised tone: "You don't know?!"
"What should I know?" Yin Heng was even more confused.
The person on the other end of the phone was speechless for a while, and asked in a helpless tone that could not be concealed: "What did he tell you?"
"He wants to be friends with me." Yin Heng began to think about the meaning behind "being friends", and always felt that it was not that simple.
"... I see. I have something to do, so I'll hang up first." The tone over there became quite negative.
Immediately afterwards, Xie Yunming, who was on the opposite side, was bombarded with text messages, probably because he typed too quickly and some unknown symbols appeared.
It probably means that the blind can see it.
"Thank you, Dad doesn't have a son like you [manual goodbye]"
Thank you, who do you love?Does he have a name?
"You let Dad down so much!"
What did he do to him?Shouldn't he have offended her directly?
"As for it? What are you doing again?"
If you don't tell him clearly, how can he know what he did!
"I received a text message from ** saying that you two were alone, so I didn't wait for a follow-up. I called Yin Heng to confirm, and he said that you want to be friends with him? I took off my pants, you show me this? Um?"
**who is it?Who made the small report?There is also a girl with her pants off or something, don't play with colored stalks.
"Are you a man?"
Of course it is!
"It's you, meow meow, let me chase people! Don't you meow meow, what kind of play hard to get! Give me a frank chase!"
Even if you use the word meow instead of the word mother, he can still see that you are swearing, okay?Civilize you, me, and him, swear words don't take your mother.
"Don't people really treat you as a friend or a brother, but you say you like him. I treat you as a brother and you actually want to fuck me. How unrealistic and unrealistic is this plot? Do you know that the success rate is extremely low? Don't say that you can't be a lover or a friend, it's impossible! Impossible! Impossible! Say important things three times! There will always be a lump there, being a ghost friend doesn't even have basic trust!"
Xie Yunming... Xie Yunming was speechless, he was poked to the point of pain.
Xu Yuanyuan's scolding-style cheering method gave him courage, he stood up with a bang and rushed to Yin Heng's office, leaving his mobile phone in his office.
He didn't see the last message Yuanyuan sent.
"Don't be in a hurry to confess your love! Let Yin Heng's attitude soften first, and then let's talk about it a little bit! Now confession must be gg."
Seeing Xie Yunming blushing and standing at the door, Yin Heng had a bad feeling in his heart.
"What's the matter?" he asked.
Xie Yunming groaned for a long time and choked out a sentence: "Can you accompany me to a dessert shop after get off work?"
Yin Heng remembered that he seemed to like sweets very much, did he want to share his favorite things?How to be the same as elementary school students.
He smiled and agreed.
Xie Yunming was annoyed at how he had committed a cowardly act at a critical moment, went back to the office, touched his phone and saw the last message, and was glad that he had committed a cowardly act.
Thinking of going to eat dessert with Yin Heng after get off work, I couldn't help but circle around happily.
Ah, no, this is the company, calm down.
When he calmed down, Yuan's father, who seemed to be watching anytime and anywhere, sent another message: "I guess you are cowardly? Then are you glad that you are cowardly?"
Xie Yunming trembled.
He replied, "How do you know?"
The screenwriter watched the director perform calculations with a pile of old bamboo slices, and asked curiously, "What is this doing?"
Yuan Yuan laughed: "Foretelling."
The screenwriter became interested: "Is it really accurate?"
"No." Yuan Yuan replied, "Look at the face. If you know the person well enough, the accuracy rate will be much higher, but it will not be [-]% correct."
The screenwriter was speechless: "Isn't this just guessing!"
"Oh, I'm an amateur." Yuan Yuan took the bamboo and urged, "It's time for a break! Let's start shooting!"
He replied a text message to Xie Yunming: "Is there anything I don't know? Huh?"
Xie Yunming continued to tremble.
The author has something to say: Today’s people who eat melons are still heartbroken
☆、Dating is impossible to develop according to the routine
Xie Yunming trembled and pinched the phone for a long time, and finally asked Yuan Yuan for help: "Which dessert is better?"
But the other party came back and said: "Are you chasing a man by chasing a girl?"
That's right, it doesn't seem too good.
Xie Yunming thought about it, felt that this was the reason, and asked again: "Then what should I do?"
"Shouldn't you boys talk about sports, movies, and girls you like?"
Xie Yunming ignored the last one, thinking that the first two were barely passed.
"Ah, but having said that, Yin Heng should want to talk about work more. If you want to chase him, you should first turn yourself into a workaholic equal to him."
Xie Yunming looked at that passage, hesitant, why did he feel that this person was tricking him?
Forget it, give it a try first, it won’t be too tricky any more!
The screenwriter looked at the director and took out his phone again, curious how this person suddenly changed his gender from a workaholic to take out his phone to play, so he asked in a low voice: "What are you doing?"
Yuan Yuan put away his phone and smiled triumphantly: "The black-hearted boss tricked the child labor into working hard!"
"Eh?"
Xie Yunming is also a man of his word. After trying to understand Yin Heng's thoughts, he found that work doesn't seem so boring... Well, it's still boring.
It was rare for Yin Heng to get off work on time, so he knocked on the door of Xie Yunming's office and poked his head in: "Are you ready?"
Xie Yunming couldn't help covering his heart, mom is so cute!
After packing up, he walked through the workshop with Yin Heng, and got a lot of smiles from his aunts and uncles. When he stepped into the elevator, he suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to be recommended by the sweet maniac about the dessert shop.
How to do?
He glanced at Yin Heng, and there were some people standing around who either worked overtime and went to the cafeteria to eat or went home to eat, but Yin Heng turned his head in a sense: "What's wrong?"
"fine."
After thinking left and right, he still couldn't find a suitable store. He was struggling to turn his memory forward like a book, when the name of a store suddenly popped into his mind.
He knew that Yin Heng didn't eat sweets, and that shop just happened to be able to choose the sweetness of desserts.
When we got to the cafeteria floor, the people on the same ride went out one after another.Yin Heng stood in front of him and was hit twice in succession.
Xie Yunming stretched out his hand and pulled Yin Heng in.
"Thank you." Yin Heng didn't think too much, looked up at Xie Yunming, and found that the man was looking at the slowly closing elevator door.
Someone even made a cheering gesture to them.
Everyone else left at the same time, and there were only two of them left in the elevator.
Yin Heng:?
Xie Yunming: Hey hey hey!Aren't you going home?Taking a briefcase to the cafeteria for dinner?What about you ass?No need for such an assist!
The floor of the cafeteria.
Employee A: "Ah, it's great to see my cute CP holding hands!"
Employee B: "Those two people have a date, right? It's rare to see Manager Yin leaving get off work so early."
Employee C: "Rounding up is love!"
Employee D: "Report to the former president first!"
Employee E: "Hey, we are all men! This is like testing the edge of a bend."
Employee himself: "It's testing on the verge of decay."
Employee Shen: "Are you still eating? Do you eat in the cafeteria or at home?"
"Happy today, let's go to the cafeteria!"
"Today I want to ask you a question." Yuan Yuan said while holding a lunch box, "It's about a friend of mine."
Everyone showed an expression of "I understand, my friend is my series".
"It's really not me!" Yuan Yuan emphasized.
Everyone had an expression of "I understand, it's true to cover up".
Yuanyuan resorted to racial suppression, and everyone immediately became quiet as chickens.
"That friend of mine is a troublesome and girly guy."
Screenwriter Cui Cui interrupted: "So it's a boy?"
"It's agreed not to interrupt me. Cuicui, your beef is gone." Yuan Yuan picked up a small piece of beef from the pile of large pieces of beef in the screenwriter's lunch box, and continued, "It's a boy."
"This boy probably has someone he likes. But, this boy... let's call him Mingming."
"Doctor Yu Shi" thought, why is this name so familiar, it seems that someone's nickname is called this.
"Obviously a mentally handicapped and girly person, but also a pure old virgin, facing the situation of becoming a great magician after two years of being single."
"Wow, how miserable." Someone whispered.
"Obviously because of family problems, I have a respectful but curious attitude towards love, so I made the wrong choice to understand love through reading romance novels."
This caused a lot of amazement, Yuan Yuan quickly took a few mouthfuls of rice before eating a few mouthfuls, and when the words subsided, she continued: "It is clearly said that he fell in love with YH at first sight."
"Doctor Yu Shi" thought again, what the hell is YH, the style of painting suddenly went wrong.
"YH is a very good-tempered person, but he has some bad tastes in his heart and is a bit self-indulgent and flirtatious without knowing it."
This description is very strange!
"Doctor Yushi" asked in a low voice, "Natural black?"
Director Yuan gave him an appreciative look: "The young man sums it up pretty well. He has a bright future. I'm optimistic about you."
"YH regards Mingming as a younger brother or son, but Mingming misses Yang Yang YH."
"Wait, wait!" Cui Cui couldn't listen anymore, "cp is Ming Y? Isn't it Ming Y?"
"It's Ming Y, you heard me right."
Cui Cui put down her lunch box and raised her head, roaring: "I stood up to counterattack and got knocked!"
Afterwards, under the amazed eyes of everyone, he returned to his previous cute and cute state and discussed with Yuan Yuan: "Can't it be replaced by Y Ming? Black-bellied Gong and girly Shou are also very interesting. I like that kind of soft, shy and cute Take it."
Yuan Yuan showed a pitiful smile: "I can't. I've already said that I'm not making up a story."
Cui Cui said that Gong Sui was rebellious and did not want to continue this topic and asked to leave the team, and Yuan Yuan used racial suppression to suppress even force, all relying on a few eyes to forcibly suppress.
Cui Cui sat down obediently, and hugged her cute and trembling self.
Yuan Yuan's smile was like the wind in March in Yangchun, warm and bright, but it made everyone present tremble like chaff.
"Listen to me first before leaving." The devil laughed.
☆. Deepen your relationship while queuing
Xie Yunming accompanied Yuan Yuan to that dessert shop once, the craftsmanship is not bad, and the service attitude is also very good, but it is so popular that there is a long queue.
He originally thought that he was not too late, but he didn't know that the queue was already two streets away.There are two parallel streets separated by a road. The line where the shops are lined up is cut off at the zebra crossing and continues at the zebra crossing on the opposite street.
Xie and Yin were in the line across the street.
Xie Yunming: After ordering this, hurry up and go home for dinner. What kind of desserts do you queue up for? You will get fat!
It was the first time Yin Heng saw such a situation, and asked curiously, "Is there still time when it's our turn?"
Xie Yunming is still very confident in the supply of goods in this store: "The queue will be available until twelve o'clock in the evening!" Looking around, seeing that no one is staring at them, Fu Er said to Yin Heng
Xie Yunming's icy expression was like a gap in the ice, and he couldn't hold back for a while. Yin Heng watched him change his face with great interest, and thought that this person is too cute.
Xie Yunming was so ashamed and angry that he secretly wanted to deduct all the bonuses from this group of people.
He insisted, "It's... the name of the cp in the play."
"I checked, and there is no cp named this." Yin Heng was not hooked, but he was not fooled.
"That, that...it should be the cold CP name." Xie Yunming turned his head away from him.
"I just said, there is no cp named this."
Xie Yunming stopped talking.
Yin Heng waited for his reply with interest, and watched his face change by the way.
Xie Yunming changed his face for a while, and then put on a cold attitude: "I don't know."
He avoided looking at Yin Heng's face, clenched his hands into fists, and was extremely nervous.
Wouldn't it be more mature and attractive if you were a little colder?Xie Yunming is not sure, but wants to give it a try.
Yin Heng didn't know how to continue the topic, seeing Xie Yunming's indifferent face, wondering if he had done something wrong.
Afraid of saying too much and making mistakes, he paused and said politely, "I still have something to do, let's go first."
Xie Yunming was not happy when Yin Heng left.
Where did he go wrong?
Yin Heng took two steps, and suddenly remembered that the cp name seemed to be his and Xie Yunming's surnames.
He suddenly realized, does this mean that he doesn't like being picked up as a cp?It seems that he has to pay more attention in the future. Although it's okay for the employees to joke around, it's okay if it makes people feel uncomfortable.
Xie Yunming invites him to dinner, and by the way, ask him what he did wrong today.
In the original period, he looked at him with hatred: "I did everything wrong!"
"But... Isn't the high-cold character design very popular?" Xie Yunming panicked.
"You are a big-headed ghost!" Yuan Qi poked a fork of the sausage on the plate, "Look at Yi Shiyi, he is also a high-cold person, is he popular?"
Xie Yunming thought about it, and the company's evaluation of Yi Shiyi was "terrible" except for his outstanding work ability.Although there are many people who like Yi Shiyi, they are all discouraged because of his too cold personality, only that fool Chu Xici vowed to cover the ice cubes with charcoal.
He shook his head.
"If it weren't for the world's preoccupation with face, this kind of iceberg and cold person would have been killed." Yuan Qi said, "One more game!"
Xie Yunming ordered another plate for him.
He was not in a hurry to eat, but instead sighed: "It's really my bad luck to have such a retarded person like you."
"Speak well and don't curse!"
"It's cheap to scold you." In the original issue, I gave Yuan Shi two white eyes for free, "Why do you owe such a thing with your IQ? It is said that people in love have zero IQ, and it is true."
Xie Yunming died of aggrieved: "I've never been in a relationship before, how would I know?"
Corrected the original issue again: "It's not love, it's secret love."
There is nothing to say in the original period, what is more true about this kind of thing.
Yuanqi seemed to remember something, and asked, "Have you never been in love? What about the person you have a crush on? In the past, there must have been one or two people you liked."
Xie Yunming thought for a while, then said frankly: "Yes."
In the original period, I thought that there really is such a thing, what about the pure and innocent little virgin?Is this script wrong?
Xie Yunming said: "When I was young, I liked the kindergarten aunt, because she would give me small biscuits."
"That pass!" Yuan Qi raised his forehead, "Is there any more?"
"Yes." Xie Yunming nodded honestly.
"Say."
"...the origin."
Yuan Qi jumped up and grabbed Xie Yunming by the collar: "You say it again?"
"Calm down, calm down, listen to me!" Xie Yunming saw that the sister-in-law was going to blow up, and hurriedly said, "I was deceived by the first impression when I was taken to Yuan's house for the first time, but she was disillusioned as soon as she opened her mouth. gone."
In the original period, thinking about my sister's beautiful appearance and rough heart that can deceive the world, I suddenly feel a little sympathetic to these teenagers whose three views have been reintegrated.
He loosened Xie Yunming's collar, sat down and asked: "Is there any more?"
"Yin Heng."
"..." Looking back at the original period, Xie Yunming was taken to Yuan's family to receive education during the summer vacation when he was six years old.
No, no, maybe he has liked Yin Heng since a long time ago!I feel like I've come back to life.
"When did it start?"
Xie Yunming answered the question honestly like consulting a doctor: "This year."
"..." Yuanqi hesitated to speak, "What happened to you in the past ten years? You don't even have anyone you like?"
"Isn't it the student's duty to study?" Xie Yunming said solemnly, "You must never fall in love during school! It will affect your study!"
Yuanqi: Are you thinking decades ago?Falling in love will not affect your studies, but falling in love will be fine!
"...Then why do you like Yin Heng?" Yuan Qi managed to keep smiling.
Xie Yunming was a little shy: "It was love at first sight."
"All love at first sight is a pretense for love at first sight!" Single Wang Yuanqi didn't know where he was poked in a sore spot, and he was unceremonious.
"If I was interested in sex, then I should have liked him since I was six years old." Xie Yunming retorted.
Originally nothing to say.
He finally chose to end the topic: "I can't help you. Hurry up and get rid of the high-cold mode, and then buy something to coax Yin Heng into making amends. It must be uncomfortable to be dumped suddenly by someone inexplicably."
"Oh."
Xie Yunming felt that it would be more reliable to ask Yuan Yuan for this kind of thing.
☆、Mr. Xie's heart in love
The owner of the original family with a stomach of steel received a call from Xie Yunming at a roadside stall.
There was no night show at night, she gave the crew a holiday, and the group went to the night market in a hurry. Yuan Yuan, who was gnawing on the squid on the iron plate, received an inexplicable [explosion in situ.jpg] picture from the original issue. Then came a call from Xie Yunming.
Xie Yunming briefly talked about the key points of the past few days.
Yuanyuan said directly: "Is the pit in your head okay?"
"It's okay..." He was asked inexplicably, "What's wrong?"
"Hello, I'm not good!" Yuan Zhazhao exploded on the spot.
Yuan Yuan quickly ate the squid while exploding in a fancy way and said to the shopkeeper to order ten more skewers. Xie Yunming whispered, "Eating too much will make you grow meat."
"I would like to sacrifice ten catties of fat meat in exchange for your double quotient points." Xie Yunming's attack was neutralized and bounced back.
Xie Yunming said depressedly: "My double quotient is not low."
"Do you think you have the position to say this?"
It's a time when everyone feels good about himself. Xie Yunming felt that his dual quotients were at least at the passing level, but he didn't say anything.It's pretty unwise to poke a gun when it's on the verge of exploding.
"Come on, dear, tell me what exactly you want to do?" Yuan Yuan's tone softened, and Xie Yunming still heard some irony and irony.
Xie Yunming pondered for a while, and felt that he didn't know where to start, so he gave Yuan Yuan a vaccination first: "I don't know where to start to say that you can make do with it."
"Just say what you want." The shopkeeper served the dishes, Yuan Yuan ordered ten more skewers of roasted butter, a plate of roasted eggplant, turned his head to eat the squid and listened to Xie Yunming's random thoughts.
Xie Yunming saw that she was ready to listen to the story, and thought that if she didn't talk about it, she would be thrown into the Pacific Ocean to feed the sharks. After thinking about it, she started from the past few days: "I have never been in love, nor have I ever been in a relationship. I know how to chase someone. Although I have seen other people fall in love and many people have chased me, but I would not agree to be together unless I really like the relationship. I made do with the influence of the surrounding environment, and that would be irresponsible to both of us." He paused: "That's what I think."
The other end of the phone is very quiet, the noisy voice on the street is like the tide, and the content is vague and unclear, which is very unreal.Xie Yunming suddenly realized that the person opposite was an elder. Although he had a very bad temper and would fight if he disagreed with him, maybe he could really get some inspiration from her.
He continued: "I also went to check what a person should do, and the results were all the same. I was afraid that those old-fashioned ways would bring trouble to Yin Heng, so I changed the way."
"I went to read the popular Danmei novels recently, and Gao Lenggong is very popular. I think this is very good, handsome and reliable..."
Yuanyuan interrupted him: "Wait! Why is it a novel? There are other ways, right?"
Xie Yunming answered honestly: "The Chinese teacher said that art comes from life."
Yuan Yuan could not support his forehead: "Then do you know that the next sentence is 'but art is higher than life'?"
"The biggest difference between real life and novels is non-directionality. Most of the beginning, process and ending of novels have a direction, that is, the outline. The author presents the story according to the outline. Ah, there are also those who leave the outline and let themselves go. Yes, that kind of exception, you pretend I didn’t say it. The characters and plot lines in the story are designed from the beginning. The seemingly ingenious dialogue in the article, the development of things is probably just the author’s flash of inspiration or heart-wrenching Scratching the lungs may also be thought of purely for water. As long as everything follows the routine, it will come naturally to the established ending."
"But the reality is not. There are not so many 'coincidences' that can make our lives develop as if they are well-arranged, as if the plot is on the right track. There are too many choices in life. It is also possible to make a mistake in the game and lose everything. So! So! Don’t take the novel as reality! Life is already very hard, just watch yourself happy once in a while. Don’t take it seriously!”
"Let's talk about the problem of 'art comes from life' in your mouth. A person who can write funny and joyful stories may not be as expressed in the words in life. He may be like the person, or he may be quiet and introverted. What is expressed in the words Maybe it's a projection of life, maybe it's something that's missing but desired. It's true that it comes from life, but it's been polished to something that's quite unlikely or impossible. Don't take other people's imaginations seriously."
"It's because of this that I said you are out of your mind. Your Chinese teacher is about to cry and faint in the toilet." Yuan Yuan smiled. She was actually in a good mood, not because the barbecue in this restaurant was special. Delicious, although this can be regarded as one aspect, the more important thing is that it has been a long time since such a funny thing happened. The last time Xie’s love consultation was when Mr. Xie was chasing Ms. Yi, the couple’s love history and love The mutual killing is quite interesting.
Holding the phone, Xie Yunming was silent for a while and whispered: "I really want to be as beautiful as Yin Heng in the novel. It is said that routines are the most popular, but reality does not give the opportunity to display routines. It is obvious that this world is special from the perspective of the world. Magic is not scientific."
Yuan Yuan had already made plans to pay off her mobile phone, she said, "Come on, let's continue, haven't you finished your secret love journey yet?"
Xie Yunming thought for a while, Gao Leng seemed to have nothing to say, so he started talking about the past and the moment of his crush.
The Yuan family said that if they are rich, they are not so rich, but they have a wide network of contacts and a lot of weird things.The head of the family always said that they were quite poor, so he signed contracts with many families like casting a net thousands of years ago.The content of the contract is now unknown, but the habit passed down from generation to generation has continued to this day.
Xie Yunming was sent to the original family's old house to receive private education during the summer vacation when he was six years old. Those so-called private education learned from the mechanized watch world that there is an inhuman inner world.
At that time, Xie Yunming was still in the stage of "be a good boy, otherwise Santa Claus won't come to give presents and Thunder will turn him into black ashes".
He is not considered smart, nor is he stupid, and he can barely be regarded as the best among ordinary people if he is taller than a dwarf.Xie Yunming is quite diligent. He is the kind of person who revises crazily before the exam and then says "eh? I didn't revise much" after the exam. His young age gives people a shrewd feeling.This shrewdness is only useful for children, and it will be leaked in front of adults.
Xie Yunming was still a little afraid of the unfamiliar environment, looked around and felt that there was no one comparable to himself, so he couldn't help being complacent.
It was a coincidence that Yin Heng, who was even better than him, came out and extinguished his arrogance all at once.
The author has something to say: it is not a bamboo horse bamboo horse stalk
These chapters will mention a little about the relationship between the Yuan family and the Yin family of the Xie family. The world view is very grand but it has nothing to do with the main story.
☆. The first step in transforming girl attack
Yin Heng is not considered a genius, and his aptitude is only a little better than the average level of ordinary people, and he is also a little more diligent.Excellence is as big as mung beans, and diligence is as big as bricks. Over time, the gap is very obvious.
Two months is enough to throw Xie Yunming down the street.
Xie Yunming is very unconvinced, other people's children will always be public enemies, it just so happens that Yin Heng is that "other people's child" to Xie Yunming.
The hostility didn't last long. The Yuan family's lectures were only during the summer vacation, focusing on teaching inhuman discrimination.
There are so many aristocratic families that have signed contracts with the Yuan family, and only a few sporadic ones remain after a thousand years, and their bloodlines are not as strong and pure as before.The original family's signature was more or less capable, with strong spiritual power in their blood. In this world, only the Tang family is left who can barely cast spells through psychics.
The reason is not too extravagant, just let them learn to distinguish, at least it is enough to protect themselves without mistaken danger level.Bloodlines with spiritual power will always attract some non-human beings. There are more and more non-human beings in the world, some are pure and good, and some are hypocritical. Considering the safety of these children, she established Tianhe on the grounds of the drive of the times, Some non-human employees were recruited in order to protect themselves and enclose the land for self-defense.In the name of the company, a group of people are enclosed in a territory, and when she leaves, this network of relationships can also give a little protection to the descendants of unusual bloodlines.
There are more and more children who match the age. Human children and non-human children play together. Xie Yunming gradually forgets the existence of Yin Heng. Anyway, there are more children who are better than him, and Yin Heng is not bad.
The life of Xie's parents was happy at first after marriage, and mixing oil with honey could kill Xie Yunming.However, marriage is no better than love. When the enthusiasm fades away, various frictions and contradictions will be exposed.As the saying goes, it's a seven-year itch, and it's scary when the conflicts accumulated over ten years of dating break out.Both husband and wife were not at fault, it was only because of an outsider's intentional or unintentional ambiguous behavior that ignited the fire, and all the conflicts broke out.It just so happened that Ms. Yi was pregnant with her second child at that time, and she was struggling whether to abort the child, but in the end she lost to motherhood.
After the child was born, there was a lot of quarrels over the naming of the child. For a while, old accounts kept turning over. Both of them were stubborn people who would not be outdone.
The custody of the children was almost a lawsuit. In the end, Xie Yunming was awarded to the father, and the newly born siblings were awarded to the mother.
Old Mr. Xie has a bad temper, Xie Yunming was afraid that his tone of mouth would make people get shot, it was exactly the same as when someone Yuan became irritable, and learned the bad things thoroughly.Xie Yunming was afraid that his father would speak up, so he still liked his mother a little bit more, and had a closer relationship with his mother.
Xie Yunming was only ten years old when his parents divorced. At that time, he was always thinking about a question that his peers would not think about: Since marriage is so painful, why do so many people still go on this road?
He couldn't figure it out, and finally chose a wrong way-reading romance novels.
At that time, pocket books were very popular among girls. They were palm-sized and one centimeter thick. No matter how unrealistic the content was, they contained girls' fantasies.
Xie Yunming secretly went to those small bookstores to read books before returning home, and since then opened the door to a new world.
Yuan Yuan was speechless. At that time, she did think that Xie Yunming had changed a bit. She thought that the divorce of his parents had affected him too much, so she didn't think about it elsewhere.She was afraid that if she didn't say a word, she would irritate the child whose three views had not yet formed, and her words would be vague, but she didn't expect it to be like this.
Xie Yunming continued: "At that time, my younger brothers and sisters were taken away by Ms. Yi, and I was the only heir of the Xie family, so I had to learn more things."
Yuan Yuan interjected, "You still call your mother Ms. Yi? Your father has been angry for 18 years and still hasn't gone away?"
Xie Yunming shook his head: "No."
"Tsk, trouble!" The original Patriarch was speechless, and said immediately, "Forget about that stubborn old man, let's solve your problem first."
Under the torment of Mary Su, Xie Yunming always believed that falling in love is a terrible thing, even after growing up and knowing more about this kind of thing, the fear in his heart has not subsided.
After graduating from university, Yuan Yuan obtained Mr. Xie's permission to recruit Xie Yunming to Tianhe. He started from the grassroots and spent six years climbing to the position of general manager with his strength.
Then I met Yin Heng again.
Yin Heng, who was working hard, poked his heart to the point, and started his unrequited crush.
"You are... really weird." The original Patriarch was silent for a long time, until Xie Yunming thought she was falling asleep and suddenly opened his mouth.
Xie Yunming was speechless, looking back on the past, he was really weird.Although it's not much better now.
"Are you still afraid of falling in love now?"
"If you were afraid, you wouldn't have the idea of chasing him." Xie Yunming thought for a while and added, "Actually, I'm still a little scared, but it's much better than before."
Yuan Yuan paid the money, found a small dark corner and tore a hole in the space to get in.
Xie Yunming saw the screen of his TV began to distort, a hand stretched out from the middle of the vortex, followed by loose long hair and white clothes.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
There was nothing around him to defend himself, so he took off his slippers and beat the "female ghost" in despair.
The "female ghost" half-raised her face to reveal a vicious eye: "If you dare to hit it down, I will let you taste what is called human destruction!"
"Sorry I was wrong!"
It's important to save your life, so let's apologize first!
Yuan Yuan looked at his watch: "There is still an hour, let's solve a key problem first." After saying that, he walked towards Xie Yunming's bedroom.
Xie Yunming quickly followed: "What are you doing?"
"Get rid of your mental cancer first!"
Yuan Yuan opened the door, and the bedroom was clean and tidy, without any incongruity.It does look like a place for clean, single men.
Before Xie Yunming could breathe a sigh of relief, he heard Yuan Yuan snort coldly. He watched Yuan Yuan lift the quilt and sheets in horror, and dragged out piles of romance novels under the bed with his fingers.
There are everything from pocket books to brick-like collections, and the paper quality changes from rough and yellow to smooth and brand new, which can be said to witness the evolution of romance novels.
Yuan Yuan turned his head and gave Xie Yunming a meaningful look, Xie Yunming turned his head guiltily.Now he always has the illusion that he is an adolescent boy who was caught by his mother to buy pornographic books.
"The next one is the study!"
Xie Yunming jumped up in shock: "Don't!"
How could he stop Yuan Yuan, Yuan Yuan arrived at the door of the study in a flash, and Xie Yunming was still a few meters away.
The study also looked normal, Yuan Yuan sneered, and waved his hand to float all the books on the surface into the air, and the inside was blocked by romances from different periods.
Yuan Yuan dropped all the books inside and floating in the air, and looked at Xie Yunming, who was leaning on the door frame and was barely able to stand up.
Yuan Yuan snapped his fingers, and a cluster of flames jumped onto his fingertips.
Xie Yunming rushed over, but he didn't dare to pull Yuan Yuan's hem directly, and begged with dancing: "Can you stop burning? I have been saving for more than ten years anyway... It's not easy."
"Yin Heng and the book, who should you choose?" The flame at Yuan Yuan's fingertips grew bigger, and it was about to reach the corner of the book closest to her.
"Yin Heng!" Xie Yunming said decisively, paused and said again, "Can we discuss it, can the book not be burned?"
"Okay." Yuan Yuan agreed straightforwardly, "I will confiscate it first, and when you catch up with Yin Heng, I will return it to you."
"Ah—" Xie Yunming had a bitter face.
The flame got closer to the book, Xie Yunming said nervously: "All right, all right! If you confiscate it, you will confiscate it! You put out the fire! Everything is easy to talk about!"
Yuan Yuan put away the fire, and also changed the books. Before leaving the TV, he looked at Xie Yunming and muttered, "Look at you, you're useless."
Xie Yunming: I heard...
The Yuan family group happily listened to the story.
Yuan He asked: Why are you collecting books?Actually useless?
The Great Demon King replied: I mean, take off the shackles for him and let him fly.
One last sentence to add: In fact, I also want to see what the previous romance was like.
☆、Appointment booking
Xie Yunming, who had his book confiscated, suddenly felt like a gamer who had his strategy confiscated and only relied on strategy to play games.
He goes to work with a sullen face and bumps into Hailey again.
Hai Li just said hello to him this time, looked at him furtively, and didn't say anything extra.
Hai Li thought silently, this child is really broken in love.
When they reached the floor, before the elevator door slowly closed, Haili said with infinite tenderness and maternal love: "Come on!"
Xie Yunming didn't know what she was talking about, but he felt that he didn't want to know the meaning.
Today, people cast a lot of sympathetic eyes, especially when he and Yin Heng met in the tea room by chance, their eyes were relatively silent, and they all found reasons to leave cleanly. When they left, they were full of sympathy and cheer. His gaze was like a shotgun, and he shot Xie Yunming, who was facing the door, into a sieve.
Xie *sieve* Yunming took two steps back to let the water dispenser out to Yin Heng, Yin Heng whispered thanks, and had nothing else to say.
Xie Yunming struggled with how to apologize, but it was Yin Heng who broke the silence first.
Yin Heng said, "Sorry."
Xie Yunming was taken aback by his sudden apology, and hurriedly said: "No, no, it's not your fault, it's my fault! I shouldn't be so indifferent to you."
Yin Heng put down his cup, looked directly at Xie Yunming, and said firmly: "I am also at fault. It is my fault for making you feel uncomfortable. I should pay more attention."
Xie Yunming looked at Yin Heng's face, and said in his heart that he is so cute, and his serious appearance is really uncontrollable.
Forcibly pulling back the free consciousness, Xie Yunming said: "No, I don't feel uncomfortable in my heart."
Yin Heng was a little surprised: "Aren't you angry because employees spread gossip to join CP?"
Xie Yunming shook his head: "No. It's better to say that I'm quite happy."
Yin Heng was even more surprised.
"I like you, so naturally I won't be angry." He didn't stop talking for a while, seeing Yin Heng was even more surprised, and hurriedly explained, "Look, since someone has already put us together, it means that we have a good relationship Right?"
"I still... really want to be friends with you. So I won't be angry. It's their job for the employees to make up their minds. It's fine if they don't go out of their way. The reason why I look like that is because of other things." Said so, Xie Yunming With blood and tears in my heart, I was ready to be issued a good card.
Although Yin Heng thought it was strange to say this, he couldn't think of it strangely even if he said it himself, so he smiled and said, "If you need any help, just tell me."
Staying in the tea room for too long during working hours will inevitably lead to the suspicion of fishing. As managers, they must take the lead.Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, and the relationship of "friends" has been well established, there is nothing to continue to dawdle.
After leaving the tea room and looking around the work room, Yin Heng received a lot of sympathy, leaving Xie Yunming full of hatred.
Xie Yunming: What do you mean?What do you mean?Deduct all your year-end awards!
When Yin Heng returned to the office, he just received a call from Yuan Yuan, who asked, "How is it?"
Yin Heng asked back, "How about what?"
There was some noise on the other end of the phone, and Yin Heng speculated that Yuan Yuan was still on the shooting scene.I don't know why the monster suddenly said this, he was really confused by this kind of nonsensical question.
Naduan Yuanyuan smiled: "Have you reconciled with that child? Ah, no, it's 'clear'?"
"Yeah." Yin Heng thought, although unreliable, but still very concerned about them.
"That's right." Yuan Yuan laughed a little louder.
Yin Heng always felt that the laughter was wrong, and asked, "What are you laughing at?"
The laughing person stopped laughing, and put on a rather surprised tone: "You don't know?!"
"What should I know?" Yin Heng was even more confused.
The person on the other end of the phone was speechless for a while, and asked in a helpless tone that could not be concealed: "What did he tell you?"
"He wants to be friends with me." Yin Heng began to think about the meaning behind "being friends", and always felt that it was not that simple.
"... I see. I have something to do, so I'll hang up first." The tone over there became quite negative.
Immediately afterwards, Xie Yunming, who was on the opposite side, was bombarded with text messages, probably because he typed too quickly and some unknown symbols appeared.
It probably means that the blind can see it.
"Thank you, Dad doesn't have a son like you [manual goodbye]"
Thank you, who do you love?Does he have a name?
"You let Dad down so much!"
What did he do to him?Shouldn't he have offended her directly?
"As for it? What are you doing again?"
If you don't tell him clearly, how can he know what he did!
"I received a text message from ** saying that you two were alone, so I didn't wait for a follow-up. I called Yin Heng to confirm, and he said that you want to be friends with him? I took off my pants, you show me this? Um?"
**who is it?Who made the small report?There is also a girl with her pants off or something, don't play with colored stalks.
"Are you a man?"
Of course it is!
"It's you, meow meow, let me chase people! Don't you meow meow, what kind of play hard to get! Give me a frank chase!"
Even if you use the word meow instead of the word mother, he can still see that you are swearing, okay?Civilize you, me, and him, swear words don't take your mother.
"Don't people really treat you as a friend or a brother, but you say you like him. I treat you as a brother and you actually want to fuck me. How unrealistic and unrealistic is this plot? Do you know that the success rate is extremely low? Don't say that you can't be a lover or a friend, it's impossible! Impossible! Impossible! Say important things three times! There will always be a lump there, being a ghost friend doesn't even have basic trust!"
Xie Yunming... Xie Yunming was speechless, he was poked to the point of pain.
Xu Yuanyuan's scolding-style cheering method gave him courage, he stood up with a bang and rushed to Yin Heng's office, leaving his mobile phone in his office.
He didn't see the last message Yuanyuan sent.
"Don't be in a hurry to confess your love! Let Yin Heng's attitude soften first, and then let's talk about it a little bit! Now confession must be gg."
Seeing Xie Yunming blushing and standing at the door, Yin Heng had a bad feeling in his heart.
"What's the matter?" he asked.
Xie Yunming groaned for a long time and choked out a sentence: "Can you accompany me to a dessert shop after get off work?"
Yin Heng remembered that he seemed to like sweets very much, did he want to share his favorite things?How to be the same as elementary school students.
He smiled and agreed.
Xie Yunming was annoyed at how he had committed a cowardly act at a critical moment, went back to the office, touched his phone and saw the last message, and was glad that he had committed a cowardly act.
Thinking of going to eat dessert with Yin Heng after get off work, I couldn't help but circle around happily.
Ah, no, this is the company, calm down.
When he calmed down, Yuan's father, who seemed to be watching anytime and anywhere, sent another message: "I guess you are cowardly? Then are you glad that you are cowardly?"
Xie Yunming trembled.
He replied, "How do you know?"
The screenwriter watched the director perform calculations with a pile of old bamboo slices, and asked curiously, "What is this doing?"
Yuan Yuan laughed: "Foretelling."
The screenwriter became interested: "Is it really accurate?"
"No." Yuan Yuan replied, "Look at the face. If you know the person well enough, the accuracy rate will be much higher, but it will not be [-]% correct."
The screenwriter was speechless: "Isn't this just guessing!"
"Oh, I'm an amateur." Yuan Yuan took the bamboo and urged, "It's time for a break! Let's start shooting!"
He replied a text message to Xie Yunming: "Is there anything I don't know? Huh?"
Xie Yunming continued to tremble.
The author has something to say: Today’s people who eat melons are still heartbroken
☆、Dating is impossible to develop according to the routine
Xie Yunming trembled and pinched the phone for a long time, and finally asked Yuan Yuan for help: "Which dessert is better?"
But the other party came back and said: "Are you chasing a man by chasing a girl?"
That's right, it doesn't seem too good.
Xie Yunming thought about it, felt that this was the reason, and asked again: "Then what should I do?"
"Shouldn't you boys talk about sports, movies, and girls you like?"
Xie Yunming ignored the last one, thinking that the first two were barely passed.
"Ah, but having said that, Yin Heng should want to talk about work more. If you want to chase him, you should first turn yourself into a workaholic equal to him."
Xie Yunming looked at that passage, hesitant, why did he feel that this person was tricking him?
Forget it, give it a try first, it won’t be too tricky any more!
The screenwriter looked at the director and took out his phone again, curious how this person suddenly changed his gender from a workaholic to take out his phone to play, so he asked in a low voice: "What are you doing?"
Yuan Yuan put away his phone and smiled triumphantly: "The black-hearted boss tricked the child labor into working hard!"
"Eh?"
Xie Yunming is also a man of his word. After trying to understand Yin Heng's thoughts, he found that work doesn't seem so boring... Well, it's still boring.
It was rare for Yin Heng to get off work on time, so he knocked on the door of Xie Yunming's office and poked his head in: "Are you ready?"
Xie Yunming couldn't help covering his heart, mom is so cute!
After packing up, he walked through the workshop with Yin Heng, and got a lot of smiles from his aunts and uncles. When he stepped into the elevator, he suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to be recommended by the sweet maniac about the dessert shop.
How to do?
He glanced at Yin Heng, and there were some people standing around who either worked overtime and went to the cafeteria to eat or went home to eat, but Yin Heng turned his head in a sense: "What's wrong?"
"fine."
After thinking left and right, he still couldn't find a suitable store. He was struggling to turn his memory forward like a book, when the name of a store suddenly popped into his mind.
He knew that Yin Heng didn't eat sweets, and that shop just happened to be able to choose the sweetness of desserts.
When we got to the cafeteria floor, the people on the same ride went out one after another.Yin Heng stood in front of him and was hit twice in succession.
Xie Yunming stretched out his hand and pulled Yin Heng in.
"Thank you." Yin Heng didn't think too much, looked up at Xie Yunming, and found that the man was looking at the slowly closing elevator door.
Someone even made a cheering gesture to them.
Everyone else left at the same time, and there were only two of them left in the elevator.
Yin Heng:?
Xie Yunming: Hey hey hey!Aren't you going home?Taking a briefcase to the cafeteria for dinner?What about you ass?No need for such an assist!
The floor of the cafeteria.
Employee A: "Ah, it's great to see my cute CP holding hands!"
Employee B: "Those two people have a date, right? It's rare to see Manager Yin leaving get off work so early."
Employee C: "Rounding up is love!"
Employee D: "Report to the former president first!"
Employee E: "Hey, we are all men! This is like testing the edge of a bend."
Employee himself: "It's testing on the verge of decay."
Employee Shen: "Are you still eating? Do you eat in the cafeteria or at home?"
"Happy today, let's go to the cafeteria!"
"Today I want to ask you a question." Yuan Yuan said while holding a lunch box, "It's about a friend of mine."
Everyone showed an expression of "I understand, my friend is my series".
"It's really not me!" Yuan Yuan emphasized.
Everyone had an expression of "I understand, it's true to cover up".
Yuanyuan resorted to racial suppression, and everyone immediately became quiet as chickens.
"That friend of mine is a troublesome and girly guy."
Screenwriter Cui Cui interrupted: "So it's a boy?"
"It's agreed not to interrupt me. Cuicui, your beef is gone." Yuan Yuan picked up a small piece of beef from the pile of large pieces of beef in the screenwriter's lunch box, and continued, "It's a boy."
"This boy probably has someone he likes. But, this boy... let's call him Mingming."
"Doctor Yu Shi" thought, why is this name so familiar, it seems that someone's nickname is called this.
"Obviously a mentally handicapped and girly person, but also a pure old virgin, facing the situation of becoming a great magician after two years of being single."
"Wow, how miserable." Someone whispered.
"Obviously because of family problems, I have a respectful but curious attitude towards love, so I made the wrong choice to understand love through reading romance novels."
This caused a lot of amazement, Yuan Yuan quickly took a few mouthfuls of rice before eating a few mouthfuls, and when the words subsided, she continued: "It is clearly said that he fell in love with YH at first sight."
"Doctor Yu Shi" thought again, what the hell is YH, the style of painting suddenly went wrong.
"YH is a very good-tempered person, but he has some bad tastes in his heart and is a bit self-indulgent and flirtatious without knowing it."
This description is very strange!
"Doctor Yushi" asked in a low voice, "Natural black?"
Director Yuan gave him an appreciative look: "The young man sums it up pretty well. He has a bright future. I'm optimistic about you."
"YH regards Mingming as a younger brother or son, but Mingming misses Yang Yang YH."
"Wait, wait!" Cui Cui couldn't listen anymore, "cp is Ming Y? Isn't it Ming Y?"
"It's Ming Y, you heard me right."
Cui Cui put down her lunch box and raised her head, roaring: "I stood up to counterattack and got knocked!"
Afterwards, under the amazed eyes of everyone, he returned to his previous cute and cute state and discussed with Yuan Yuan: "Can't it be replaced by Y Ming? Black-bellied Gong and girly Shou are also very interesting. I like that kind of soft, shy and cute Take it."
Yuan Yuan showed a pitiful smile: "I can't. I've already said that I'm not making up a story."
Cui Cui said that Gong Sui was rebellious and did not want to continue this topic and asked to leave the team, and Yuan Yuan used racial suppression to suppress even force, all relying on a few eyes to forcibly suppress.
Cui Cui sat down obediently, and hugged her cute and trembling self.
Yuan Yuan's smile was like the wind in March in Yangchun, warm and bright, but it made everyone present tremble like chaff.
"Listen to me first before leaving." The devil laughed.
☆. Deepen your relationship while queuing
Xie Yunming accompanied Yuan Yuan to that dessert shop once, the craftsmanship is not bad, and the service attitude is also very good, but it is so popular that there is a long queue.
He originally thought that he was not too late, but he didn't know that the queue was already two streets away.There are two parallel streets separated by a road. The line where the shops are lined up is cut off at the zebra crossing and continues at the zebra crossing on the opposite street.
Xie and Yin were in the line across the street.
Xie Yunming: After ordering this, hurry up and go home for dinner. What kind of desserts do you queue up for? You will get fat!
It was the first time Yin Heng saw such a situation, and asked curiously, "Is there still time when it's our turn?"
Xie Yunming is still very confident in the supply of goods in this store: "The queue will be available until twelve o'clock in the evening!" Looking around, seeing that no one is staring at them, Fu Er said to Yin Heng
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