Laws may be useless laws

Miserable and helpless.

Looking up at Shang Yin Heng's compassionate eyes full of maternal love, Xie Yunming directly read an emotion called "Ah! This poor silly roe deer" from it.

Xie Yunming: ...It seems that they are no longer even considered as human beings.

Just as Xie Yunming and Yin Heng looked at each other affectionately, Haili from the personnel department came and knocked on the door: "Mr. Yuan, are you in Manager Xie's office? Someone came to you and said that you can see you without an appointment. Her name is... Mom." Yay! yoooo - no! Not the time to say that!"

The two people who were not on the same channel but strangely matched their brainwaves were "Oh my god! yoooo—" broke their inexplicable two-person world.

Yin Heng turned a blind eye to Haili's expression of covering her flushed face and trying her best to restrain her screaming, and said with a polite and polite smile: "She's not here, she just went out." As for where he went, he didn't know, she was definitely not in the toilet Unless it's really annoying, don't expect her to spit out any food that reaches her mouth.

Hai Li hurriedly retreated: "Then I'll go find her. I'm disturbing you two." She turned around and ran away, but was stopped by Yin Heng.

"Since Mr. Yuan can meet with you without making an appointment, you must not neglect her. Let me receive her. Where is she?" Yin Heng went around obliquely behind her and let Haili lead the way.

"Downstairs at the front desk." Haili stepped on eight centimeter high heels, walking so fast that she could participate in the high heels walking competition.

"What's your name?" Xie Yunming followed up and asked.

"It's Song Yu." Hai Li said, "It's a woman wearing a silk scarf."

Xie Yunming also wondered why the silk scarf should be emphasized, and he understood it when he saw him.

Others would leave some space in their silk scarves, just wrap it around their necks, but Song Yu didn't.The silk scarf around his neck was so tight that he wanted to strangle his neck tightly, wrapping that slender neck tightly.She is well dressed, just like the women who come and go on the street, but her temperament does not match her youthful appearance, and she has a thick and thick air in every gesture.

Xie Yunming couldn't see the "Qi" that determined the other party's species among inhumans, but he had an intuition that the other party was not easy to mess with, so he subconsciously took a step forward to block Yin Heng.

Song Yu looked over, probably seeing Xie Yunming's vigilance, she smiled slightly and said, "Hi, I'm looking for Yuanyuan." The voice was beautiful, but unfortunately it was a little hoarse, like an old radio. Come out with noise music.

Yin Heng patted Xie Yunming on the shoulder to signal him to relax and the other party was not hostile, and walked around to Xie Yunming's side and said, "Hi Miss Song, Mr. Yuan is not here, if you have anything to tell us first, we will pass it on. "

Song Yu pushed the hair from the side of the ear to the back of the ear, a pair of slender willow eyes narrowed slightly, the corners of the eyes were raised, without the slightest charm, only making people feel gentle and amiable.

She sighed, and said with a smile: "Yes, she is not a quiet person, she must not be able to sit still." She glanced at Xie Yunming's still vigilant eyes, and looked at Yin Heng with a polite expression. With smiling eyes, Song Yu said: "Then I will trouble you both, please tell her that I agree to write the poster."

Propaganda poster?

Yin Heng and Xie Yunming looked at each other, very puzzled.

What poster?

Song Yu bowed slightly and left, her long skirt fluttering in the wind, blown by the wind as if she could take people to the sky right away.

Hai Li went back to work, and Yin Heng and Xie Yunming returned to the CEO's office.

Yuanyuan did not appear again, all the unmodified documents were approved and placed there, a piece of paper was pressed with a pen on the table, on which was written the work direction for the past few days, and there was a ps: If Song Yu comes, let her Responsible for the styling design and publicity pictures of book and TV dramas. bytheway, I'm going to save the world, kira~

Xie Yunming remembered, this book and TV series is not the same as the previous project!

Previously, because the boss was a fan of the author of the book, he attached great importance to this project. He was picky here and there, and even the actors had to be chosen by himself. One who wanted to bring money into the group failed and got an extra vicious tongue.

It was originally planned to start filming last season, but the director, assistant director, actor, costume designer, and makeup artist were all dragged into this season.Finally, the actors, costumers, and makeup artists are all in place, but the director and designer don't know who it is, oh no, there are designers, and today's is the one.

Xie Yunming really doesn't know whether this fan is a true fan or a black fan, and the preparations have been procrastinated for so long and even the staff is not all there, what a fart!You still film without a director?Do you really think that everyone has no IQ and is your donkey?

Xie Yunming didn't dare to say it, it's not good to speak ill of people in front of Yin Heng, if you want to say it, you should say it in front of yourself, without fear.

Yin Heng looked tired at the final ps, he really didn't know if this person went to save the world or was looking for a reason to be lazy.

The two were silent, and finally reached a consensus.

"Call the staff first."

"Well, let's confirm the list of personnel first."

In order to prepare for this drama, the relevant personnel signed the contract and waited at home for the filming to start. They thought that the filming would start soon, but they didn't expect to wait for several months, and the script was about to vomit.

However, their bosses are the same person, so they dare not say more, so they can only create a small group to complain.

Xie Yunming and Yin Heng are in charge of this aspect. They went to the practice room to talk to the actors about starting work.

As soon as I looked for it, I ran into the boss who was going to "'save the world'".

The male second in the play is still feeding something, the boss is waiting for the male second to feed what he is holding into his mouth with his mouth open.A circle of men and women stood around, holding small biscuits, small snacks, and small candies, sighing, "Oh, oh, oh, so cute."

Xie Yunming saw the male second feeding a piece of candied fruit into the mouth of the boss, reaching out to touch the top of the boss's head, with paternal love written all over his face.

Xie Yunming strode forward and confiscated all the sweets before Yin Heng could do anything.

He drove away the surrounding feeding army: "It's gone! No feeding is allowed! Fees will be deducted for feeding again!"

The exhausted Yin Heng crossed his arms and asked his boss, "Didn't you go to save the world?"

"The rescue is over." The boss said confidently.

Xie Yun said with a clear heart, oh, come on, it came out of the script of the emperor, and fell into the script of superheroes.

Yin Heng pressed his forehead, sighed, and said, "What do you think? Our subordinates can't keep up with your pace."

The boss said: "I will be the director. I will definitely not hand over the position of director for this drama to a second person. The screenwriter is the original author, the actors and staff remain the same, and the designer is handed over to Song Yu. She is the most suitable."

She beckoned the two of them to move closer, and said in a low voice, "It's not easy to invite Song Yu. She doesn't like to be involved in interests. Even though she is talented, she has been a teacher for hundreds of years. Now she has changed her career to become an art teacher."

Pointing to the male second, he said: "If it weren't for the relationship of 'Doctor Yushi', I wouldn't be able to invite her."

The second male is Shen Xin, nicknamed Doctor Yushi, human, 26 years old.

Xie Yunming couldn't figure it out, what does this have to do with 'Doctor Yushi'?

Yin Heng was not limited to this world, he thought for a moment and said, "Is it because of the previous life?"

"Yes." The boss compared his heart to him.

"Want to hear a story?" The boss was very interested.

The two nodded.

"Please," said the boss.

"Forget it." Xie Yunming pulled Yin Heng, turned around and left.

The words are on the verge of mouth, how can I swallow them down, the boss hurriedly grabbed the two people who were leaving, and hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, don't go! I said, I can just say no!"

The three of them walked to a corner and quietly told stories.

Yuan Yuan slapped the gavel in the air: "longlongago, no, a long, long time ago..."

Xie Yunming had the feeling that he was still a three-year-old child listening to a bedtime story. He glanced at Yin Heng, who seemed very interested.

Forget it, it would be nice to listen to a story with him.

☆、A tasteful story

It was a rainy noon.The woman delivered food to her husband who was chopping firewood for his livelihood. When the couple were eating, there was a thunder in the sky, and the big raindrops fell down immediately.

The couple hid in a dilapidated mountain temple.

The temple was full of musty and dusty smells, with a bloody smell.Looking to the side of the statue, there are a few blood-stained shoe prints falling in the dust.

The woodcutter protected his wife and moved behind the statue of the mountain god.

The smell of blood came from behind the statue, where a woman was lying, with blood oozing from a deep wound on her neck.

The woman's dress was intact, with a few wounds on her face, and a few packages scattered not far away. The things inside were scattered all over the place, and all valuable things were snatched away.It looks like it's for robbery.

The injured woman was still breathing, her chest rose and fell slightly, and she let out a painful hoo hoo sound.

The woodcutter couldn't bear it and wanted to end the woman.After saying "Amitabha", he raised his hatchet and stepped forward.

The woman quickly stopped her husband: "What are you doing!"

The woodcutter said: "Give her a break. She will suffer for a long time if she drags on like this. It is better to be reborn as soon as possible." As he spoke, he raised his knife.

The woman panicked and stopped her husband. The woodcutter was surprised and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Look." The woman pointed at the woman.

The woman who was panting before was breathing much more smoothly. The woodcutter took a closer look and saw that the woman's wound was healing bit by bit. There were only shallow scars left on the face, and the deep bone wound on the neck was fine. Most of it.

The woodcutter was so startled that his eyes were about to burst, he protected his wife and retreated.

His ancestors were originally scholars, but he has never been able to make a living. While studying, he did some rough work to make ends meet.Later, the world became difficult, so I stopped reading, and I could only know a few words.The woodcutter's father had a lot of ghost stories passed down from his ancestors. He loved listening to them very much when he was young, and now he remembered the ghosts in those ghost stories.

He protected his wife and retreated to the door. Outside the door, it was raining heavily, and the sky and the earth seemed to be connected by this rain curtain, and the outside scenery could not be seen clearly.

The woodcutter was full of fear and regret, and held his wife's hand tightly: "Wanniang, if there is an afterlife, we will still be husband and wife!"

Wanniang didn't think it was that bad at first, if this is an evil spirit, why would she be in such a mess?Seeing her husband so frightened, she also became frightened.

"Pinglang..." With tears in her eyes, she thought to herself, it is a great fortune to be married to this man. Although life is hard, it is so lucky to have someone with one heart.Thinking of this, the tenderness dilutes the fear.Nestled in her husband's arms, she waited to die together.

The woman came out with her blood-stained clothes all over, and what she saw was the man holding the woman in one hand, and pointing the hatchet at her with the other hand.

The woodcutter trembled and forced a fierce look, and shouted: "The monsters are scattered! Don't hurt the lives of the two of us!"

Women are not inhumans who can harm others.Just now when she was in severe pain, she could hear the conversation between the couple, and she also knew that neither of them were evil-hearted people.

Knowing that the two of them were afraid, they stood still and bowed to each other: "You don't have to be afraid, I'm not some evil spirit. Just now I met a little thief who robbed you, and you were shocked."

Wanniang raised her head from her husband's arms, and saw that the woman was acting like a monster, she didn't look like any harmful monster at all, she was about to take two steps forward and was pulled by her husband to protect her behind her.

The woodcutter still didn't believe it, and said in a rough voice, "How do I know if it's true or not? Which evil monster would say that he harmed people?"

The woman was speechless.

Wanniang also felt that what her husband said was reasonable, but this woman really didn't look like a bad person. Which bad person would appear in front of others with a miserable appearance?

Wanniang then said, "I don't know what kind of monster this girl is?" She and the woodcutter were baby relatives, and naturally they had heard many stories when they were young, and after thinking about it, they wondered what kind of girl this girl was.

The woman smiled slightly: "I am an immortal. I look like an ordinary person, but in fact, except for my soul being scattered, I cannot be killed by ordinary people's methods."

That makes sense.

The woodcutter was slightly relieved, and lowered the hatchet aimed at the woman.

The woman said again: "Maybe the two give way? I have to continue on my way."

Wanniang saw that the rain hadn't diminished, so she couldn't help saying: "The rain is too heavy, girl, you should take shelter from the rain first."

The woman refused with a smile. She stood under the dilapidated eaves of the mountain temple and made a bow: "Please don't tell what happened today." Then she turned and walked into the rain, which washed her thin body. The body looks a bit pitiful.

"Hey——" Wanniang wanted to keep her again, but the woodcutter held her arm to stop her.The woodcutter scolded her: "What are you doing? What if he is a bad person? You don't want to die!"

Wanniang is a kind-hearted woman, she disagrees with his statement, and blames her husband: "If a bad goblin would have made a move already, why would you wait so long?"

The woodcutter was speechless.

Wanniang tapped his forehead, and said coquettishly, "My girl, the adults don't care about the villains! And keep it a secret."

The woodcutter rubbed his forehead and smiled.

Xie Yunming knocked on the melon seeds and interjected: "'Doctor Yushi' is that woodcutter?"

"No." The boss spat out the melon seeds and complained, "Don't interrupt me! The old man doesn't have a good memory, so if he interrupts, he forgets what to do!"

Yin Heng silently swept the dropped melon seed husks into the dustpan, but Xie Yunming snatched the broom: "I'll do it! I'll do it if I vomit!"

The boss who ate a mouthful of dog food for no reason: ...

The couple buried this adventure in their hearts and neither said anything.

After half an hour, the rain stopped, and the two went down the mountain with firewood on their backs and returned to the village.

A year later, Wanniang became pregnant, and on the day of giving birth, a longevity lock was delivered from somewhere.

The neighbors beat for a long time, but the two refused to say a word, they only said that the mountain god had appeared.

Everyone left in doubt.

Wanniang gave birth to a son who was very clever as if blessed by God.The woodcutter couldn't bear to let his son go his own way, so he gritted his teeth and let him go to a private school.

The good times didn't last long, and the rascal in the village who had been wandering around for several years came back and ran rampant in the village.Everyone complained, but they were helpless.

The rogue harmed one family after another, and finally targeted the woodcutter couple.The rascal coveted Wanniang's beauty, and came to her door to harass her time and time again, but when the harassment failed, she became annoyed and set off a fire in the dark of night.

The family of three was woken up by the thick smoke.

The water in the water tank was just a drop in the bucket, and the beams of the house were burned and fell to the door, and the blazing flames made people daunted.

Wanniang hugged her son and cried loudly, is she going to die here today?

Someone crawled in through the burning door, and the smell of burnt flesh was terrifying.

The couple looked at the man.

is a woman.

There are shallow scars on the neck, as if cut by a knife and grown back, it is a bit scary.

The woodcutter recognized it.It's that undead man!

He knelt down in front of the woman and kowtowed to her: "Please save my wife and child!"

The woman helped him up: "Don't panic, give me the baby first, and I'll take him out. You two wet the quilt with water and put it on your body, and come out with me!"

The couple did so, and the child was handed over to the woman, who was already unconscious from the smoke.

The woman held the child in her arms and went out first, followed by the couple.

The beam of the house had been burned for too long and was unable to support it. After the woman came out with the baby in her arms, it collapsed, crushing the couple in the fire.

The tongue of fire licked the woman's skin, emitting a scorching smell. She backed away with the child in her arms, staring blankly at the sea of ​​flames.

Xie Yunming couldn't eat melon seeds anymore.

Yuanyuan still said there: "'Doctor Yushi' is that child. He worshiped Song Yu as his teacher, and finally got into the top three in the imperial examination, and the official worshiped Yushi. Because he was too upright, honest and out of place, he was pushed out and demoted to die in a foreign land. .”

"Song Yu always felt that he was one step late and did not rescue the parents of 'Doctor Yushi'. He blamed himself all the time and secretly protected 'Doctor Yushi' after his reincarnation."

Yin Heng felt his mouth dry and asked, "Where's that scoundrel?"

"That scoundrel..." The boss thought for a while, "It's doing pretty well."

"Huh?" Xie Yunming couldn't bear it.This kind of scum is actually doing well?You are kidding me!

"I robbed Song Yu's money and lived a happy life in the town for a while." The boss sneered, "After seeing the sex, he harassed him several times in an attempt to harm his family, and then he was struck by a thunderbolt, leaving no bones left. , was put on the list of villains in the underworld, and is still being punished."

Xie Yunming and Yin Heng were so choked that they couldn't speak.

It feels like Tiandao is quite vengeful.

The boss added: "Because this guy is trying to kill undead people, it is still considered a strange thing in the underworld, and it has become an adjective for the underworld."

"Attempt?" Xie Yunming felt that this description was a bit strange.

"The cutting of the throat is just a relatively deep wound that heals slowly." The boss looked coldly. "There are other wounds, but they are not seen by the couple when they healed. They were all chopped off."

The two of them shuddered when they heard it, and a chill permeated their bodies from bottom to top.

"It is precisely because of such a tragic situation that she has a good impression of the couple." The boss put away his coldness and took a sip of Coke.

The two eating melons suddenly understood.

This person became a director for the sake of his own family and because he wanted to please Song Yu and take care of 'Doctor Yushi'.

"I will take over my work in the original period. You can rest assured." The boss said.

Originally, he was the youngest brother of her family. He was originally a secretary. Because he was going to save the world, he took a period of leave.

"Anyway, it's the same with me or without me." The boss looked sad.

Xie Yunming and Yin Heng said no no no no one can replace your position.It's a wonder it hasn't been sought after for such a jump.

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☆、New demented old people have appeared

Yuanyuan took her team to shoot a TV series.

The superhero who saved the world originally took over from her class and became the president's secretary and acting president.

The original period is much easier to deal with than Yuanyuan, and I almost fell into the other party's way when I signed the contract a few times.Xie Yunming also realized that although this person's temper was not as violent as Yuan Yuan's, he was still considered a demented old man.

What can you do to save your IQ, my boss.

The contract was finally finalized after several rounds of negotiations, but in the last meeting, the situation changed drastically. "Stupid White Sweet" revealed his white-cutting side in the original period, taking advantage of all the loopholes in the previous meetings Yes, the contract change seems to be a win-win situation, but it is actually more beneficial to oneself.

Xie Yunming trembled, he was wrong, he shouldn't underestimate this family.

Under apprehension, Xie Yunming, who originally wanted to consult about love troubles in the original period, immediately kept silent, for fear of being seen by the other party as a little bit, and being manipulated by others.Although he was just doing a job for others, the whole Yuan family knew that he liked Yin Heng.

He didn't care about things in the past, he focused on dealing with official documents and playing games, and he was not interested in other people's love affairs. If he had to say it, he just wanted to be a melon-eating crowd watching other people's love affairs, and he had no interest in participating in it and becoming a military advisor.

Not long after the boss left, something big happened.The company's popular Xiao Hua was photographed by the paparazzi traveling secretly in a certain scenic spot.

The report is full of hype, such as "secret meeting with a lover", "going out to relax after passing away", and "abandoned by a financial backer without a file to pick up", all kinds of speculations have come, especially those who splashed dirty water .

The report came so suddenly, without even a letter, it's hard not to imagine that it was done on purpose by a competitor.

Yuanqi rested his chin, pondered for a moment, and said with a smile: "Let's find someone to ask clearly first."

When Xiaohua Hong sat on the sofa in the president's office, she was very unhappy.She had been busy for a whole season and got enough attention, so she took advantage of the holiday to go out for a while, and she went on a trip with her little girlfriend, but was messed up by the paparazzi, and none of the planned attractions were seen, Inevitably, his face stinks.

But the boss couldn't offend her. She brought a cake to meet her with a stinky face, only to find that there was a different person in the seat. It was the inhuman younger brother of unknown race who looked like a young girl but was actually a demented old man.

The younger brother Jun who "usurped the throne" smiled at the popular Xiaohua. He doesn't look much like his sister, but the clean and pure feeling when he smiles is just as deceiving.

He said: "Sit down and sit down, let's talk about the incident of being secretly filmed this time."

Mentioning this popular little flower got angry, she snapped out her sharp claws with five fingers, and said viciously: "If I let my mother know that it is that little bastard who dares to secretly take pictures and arranges my mother, I will show him some flowers on his face!"

Yin Heng poured her a cup of tea: "Calm down first."

The tea is a little hot, and Xiaohua can't drink it.She is a cat demon that has been around for hundreds of years, not the noble and glamorous black cat, nor the white cat like the snow dumpling, but the ordinary-looking soft three-flowered cat.

Her little girlfriend is a sparrow demon who is more than 100 years older than her. She looks cute and cute, but in fact she is very violent and smooth. She is probably the kind who can put a sack on you and beat you up when you turn around with a smile on your face.

Today, the cat demon stopped her little girlfriend who was smiling and rolling up her sleeves to hit someone, and she carried a cake and sneaked into the company while hiding from the paparazzi of the reporters.

Speaking of which, these two monsters can be regarded as a bad relationship.

There is not much food in the winter, and the cat demon is hungry and wants to pounce on a sparrow to satisfy his hunger. By coincidence, he pounces on this sparrow demon doing radio gymnastics on the treetop.

The sparrow demon can hold his grudges, and he can't be tired or hungry by teasing the cat demon to pounce left and right.The cat demon, who was about to pounce on him with a sigh of relief, was picked up by the neck by the sparrow demon who suddenly turned into a human form, and brought him back to his nest.

Then the sparrow demon raised a cat demon, taught her to practice, and ordered her to run errands for herself.

The cat monster grew up after raising it, and the sparrow monster was rushed.Happy to hear.

Yuanqi couldn't deny it, took out a cat teasing stick, and waved it in front of the popular little flower.

The popular little flower was a little shaken.

He has been a demon for hundreds of years, and it is not uncommon to see a cat teaser. He and the sparrow demon have been teased by the sparrow demon with a cat tease before, and they are not as shaken as they are now.

Damn racial oppression!Who knows what tricks this guy has put on the cat teasing stick!She couldn't control herself!meow~

Danghong Xiaohua's ears popped out with a bang.

Yuanqi teased the cat and said, "No, you can't do this."

Danghong Xiaohua bared her teeth, and her sharp claws grew longer and longer: "Understood! Take that damned bastard back!"

Xie Yun said in his heart that this family is really terrible, each one is more black-hearted than the other, and then silently hugged Yin Heng.

Yin Heng who was suddenly hugged:? ? ?what happened?

Mr. Yuan, who was cut to be black, was fed a mouthful of cake by Yin Heng who was dragging him by himself.

Yin Heng, who was passively hanging the pendant, said, "Leave this to us."

The pendant Xie Yunming looked at Yin Heng's profile from an extremely close angle, and thought he was so cute.

The really cute Yin Heng turned to Xie Yunming and said, "Can you get off me first?"

Xie Yunming blushed and swallowed slowly.

When asked about the itinerary for the past few days, the cat demon was a little shy. She closed her claws and twisted and twisted her slender fingers non-stop: "It's, isn't it like that~ People in love Always do what people in love do." She raised her eyes and glanced at the three big men quickly: "Aside from going out to play, eating and sleeping, don't you just do whatever you want. They are all grown-ups now. I still don't understand."

Xie Yunming said that he really doesn't understand mother-female solo.Although he was a solo mother, but there are many dirty demon kings around him, so he is naturally a little bit calm, this little train is not a problem at all.

Yin Heng didn't say anything, his face was a little red, and he was a little blushing and heart beating because of the colored information that was suddenly blurred.Glancing at Xie Yunming, the other party's expression was quite open, without seeming unnatural.

That's right, Yin Heng thought, from the time he met him, there were quite a few men and women who had good relationships with him, and there must have been a few people he liked.There was some discomfort in his heart, but he couldn't explain why it wasn't.Perhaps this is the gap between himself and him.

The people who eat melons were busy eating cakes, so I don't know if they listened.

The heat on the cat demon's face subsided and he regained his composure: "If you want to ask if something indescribable has been photographed, you can rest assured. We still have a sense of crisis anyway. How can this kind of thing be so easy for them? succeed."

Both Xie Yunming and Yin Heng felt relieved.

"As for how to deal with it..." the cat demon took a sip of the cold tea, "That's your business. As long as you don't implicate her, you can talk about it anyway."

Single Mr. Wang Xie and Mr. Yin were fed a mouthful of dog food.

Also single, the original period was too busy eating cakes and couldn't eat dog food.

Once the negotiation is settled, it will be easy to handle, and then it will be the home field of the public relations department, and the matter will come to an end.

Weird.

The public relations department in this room started to operate with full of vigor. The sparrow demon, who has a bad temper and is not easy to provoke, has already found seven aunts and eight aunts, and three uncles and five uncles have gone to find the black gloves and sacks behind the scenes.

The cat demon was a step late when he returned, and the house was surrounded by chattering sparrow demons, gossip here and wild stories there. If you mess with this kind of goblin, it's over!

When the human brothers and sisters in the public relations department and the non-human monsters find out who is behind the scenes, Que Yao has already revealed the mastermind behind the scenes by relying on chaotic gossip and is ready for a sack.

The cat demon was so shocked by the efficiency of his little girlfriend's family that his scalp went numb, so he hurriedly called Yin Heng.

Yin Heng turned his head to look at Xie Yunming, who was drawing bastards after approving the official document, and the original one, and relayed the cat demon's words.

In the original period, I drew a Nine of Clubs, and made a pair with my own card, and said without raising my head: "Let her go, just use a little bit of sense to scare and scare, don't cause trouble for the demon police. Save those who are full The pedantic Taoist priests who have nothing to do come to find trouble."

Yin Heng passed the words back intact, and the cat demon also reminded the sparrow demon.

The sparrow demon went with the demon sack.

Xie Yunming lost again, and he and Yuan Qi were as many bastards as they were drawn.

I thought I was really a god-man, so I saw Yuanqi looked over with a smile: "Do you think I'm awesome or awesome?"

Xie Yunming nodded.

"That's because I can see your cards hahaha." He laughed and jumped up, blinking away as if he was afraid of being hit.

Yin Heng cleared up a table of cards for him: "Clean up things."

How could Xie Yunming let go of the opportunity to perform?

He also reached out to collect the cards, and accidentally touched Yin Heng's hand. Yin Heng paused, moved his hand away, and said nothing.

Xie Yunming's heart beat violently.

☆, cute, think day

Sparrows are good at playing.In private, he turned into a bird body to scare the female star who bought paparazzi to pour all kinds of dirty water on the cat demon.I heard that the female celebrity targeted the cat demon not once or twice. The cat demon didn't bother to pay attention to this petty little girl, and refused to respond to the provocation.

According to the live report of the cat demon, the sparrow demon first hid in the female star's house and planned to talk to her about her life, but when she came, she saw the young and beautiful girl rolling with an old man.

A group of hundred-year-old goblins looked at the live erotic palace while using goblins and discussing skills like watching a movie. The obscenities were so embarrassing that the younger generation couldn't speak.

While the old man was working, he kept hearing some birds chirping, and looking around, there was no bird shadow, which frightened him to finish his work and leave in a hurry.

When the old man left, the little girl got up to take a shower, and the sparrow monsters merged into a black two-meter-high figure like chicken blood, which scared the little girl from sitting on the ground and couldn't get up.

Soi Ying asked, "Do you know what you did wrong?"

The position of the black shadow station just blocked the light, and the room was very dark. A large group of dark and unknown creatures stood there, and when they opened their mouths, there were mixed with sharp and thick sounds. It was strange and indescribable, and the visual impact was particularly great. .

The little girl who didn't know non-human creatures was scared to pee.Really pee.

She took this black mass as someone who came to arrest her and go to hell. She cried and shook off all the bad things she had done in the past few years. How could he be so vicious at such a young age.

The little girl promised to change her mind and start a new life in the future, and also set up a written statement, saying that if she violated it, she would be struck by lightning and die.

Human beings often swear that lightning strikes will kill them, but in the end they don't take it seriously, and breaking the oath will not kill him.

The sparrow demons all know that humans swear to do countless things, and they don't take it seriously, as long as she has a heart of repentance.

The little girl was crying miserably, and the sparrow demons softened their hearts, and said in a demonic language, let's go.A group of black shadows dispersed.

The cat demon called the company's internal line, and Yin Heng also turned on the speakerphone. Someone knocked on the door and asked him to come over. Yin Heng signaled the cat demon to silence, then canceled the speakerphone and handed the receiver to Xie Yunming, and he followed the person. left.

Xie Yunming said that it was fine, and the cat demon continued: "Don't worry, our main purpose is to let her remember this lesson. We didn't take any bed photos or short videos. We don't need to threaten her. This kind of dirty trick."

Xie Yun said clearly, so you pretend to be gods and ghosts to scare people, so you are not going to do anything wrong?

At the end, the cat demon said: "I have been with her for hundreds of years, and now I plan to have a child. I would like to ask Mr. Yuan, what will happen to cats and birds if they are born with demon power."

Xie Yunming said: "The two original presidents are not here, let me call and ask for you." After the cat demon thanked him, Xie Yunming said: "If you really have a child, be careful, don't let others catch the little one." Tail."

The cat demon responded and thanked again.

Xie Yunming dialed the original number and turned off the phone.He took a deep breath, dialed Yuan Yuan's number, and got through.

"Hello?" The original director was so picky and harsh that it is rare in the world. He has filmed twenty or thirty episodes of a story and has not passed it. He is getting angry.

"It's me, Xie Yunming." Xie Yunming said hurriedly, and when he heard a soothing voice from the other side, he first asked the cat demon about the matter.

Yuan Yuan waved for everyone to rest for a while, and replied to Xie Yunming: "That's not easy. The birth of a monster is not as uncontrollable as sexual reproduction. If you love cats, you will have cats, and if you love birds, you will have birds. If they want to have a combination of cats and birds It's not impossible, but the registration office of the non-registration bureau will be overwhelmed."

The full name of the Nonhuman Administration Bureau is the Inhuman Administration Bureau, which is an official organization within the Three Realms.All types of non-humans have to go there to register to join the WTO, which is similar to applying for a household registration in the world.If you are caught as a black household, the consequences will be very serious.

Yuan Jia and the others are not included in the ranks of all non-human beings, and are classified as non-staff "unknown".A person with the original surname also proudly said that this "unknown" was specially set up for them, and Xie Yunming didn't see anything about it.

Closer to home, Yuan Yuan seemed to have remembered something, and told Xie Yunming: "There is something very important, you must tell them."

"Although the danger of being spawned by demon power is getting smaller and smaller, it is not without it. If that day really comes, remember to go to the Bureau of Non-Professional Administration. The equipment there is professional, which can reduce the chance of death to a certain extent."

Xie Yunming nodded and said yes, and heard the other side say: "Although what they want to have is their wish, it's better not to have something that is not. Otherwise, I can't control it if they go crazy."

Xie Yun said clearly, is it really okay to call other people's children "some or not"?

"It's gone." Yuan Yuan said.

She waited for Xie Yunming to hang up the phone. Xie Yunming wanted to ask something, but he was too shy to say it. The shackles in his heart were too heavy.

"What are you doing? What's the matter?" Yuan Zhazhao asked, "If you have anything to do, let it go, and leave the court if there is nothing to do!"

"Well...that's right..." He hesitated, "Just ask a question."

Director Yuan was straightforward: "Is it a relationship problem?"

"……Um."

Director Yuan exploded: "Hehehe, I said, you young people, you have been entangled in some big shit for a long time. You can't figure it out. Feel your conscience and ask it what you want to do!"

Xie Yunming touched his conscience, listened to his heart for a while and said: "I want to date him."

The original director gave Gong a middle finger to the troublesome young girl who was sent far away.

"Then go chase it." Yuan Yuanfu, an old man of unknown age, suggested.

"I pay more attention to the sense of form." Xie Yunming clenched his fist, "I want him to recall that the days when we met are as beautiful as in the novel!"

Oh go die!Wash and sleep, there is everything in the dream!Yuan Yuanxin said, but the exit was "you work hard".

Hang up the phone abruptly, and then nothing.

Mom Da Lao Tzu is a sand sculpture!How about trying to help!Sand sculpture!

Yuan Yuan poohed into the phone: "He's meowing! He's meowing!"

Xie Yunming held the receiver, a little confused.

Did I get angry when I didn't say something to poke her single?Oh, you single dogs are really hard to serve.

When he turned around, he saw Yin Heng knocking on the door with his hand raised, and he didn't know how long he had been listening.

He coughed and said, "Don't worry, I didn't hear anything." He took the documents and left, walked two steps and then came back to pat Xie Yunming's shoulder, and said sincerely: "Although I want to... a little uncomfortable Harmony, but come on!"

Xie Yunming: ...

Just as he was hesitating, Yuan Yuan called again, and before Xie Yunming could speak, he said first: "Yuanqiu is used to being lazy, help me watch him so that he doesn't let him run around." He hung up again.

Terrible!The former general manager was paid the same salary for the two jobs of the president and the secretary, and the managers of them were paid the same salary for the two jobs of the manager and the president. The division of labor in this company is really messy.

Xie Yunming deeply doubted whether his decision to ask Yuan Yuan for help was wrong.

Xie Yunming wants to resign.

But if you resign, you won't be able to see Yin Heng.

Xie Yunming intends to continue working.

In the evening, I took my good friend Chuxiu to drink and eat skewers. Everyone was there, sat down, and everything came up. They were eating with a bunch of skewers. The coffin’s face was dark and impermanent, and he was driving a black car that looked like a coffin. The driver cut off the man halfway.

Chu Xiuci laughed like a fool, was pulled into the car and sat down, and watched the man fasten his seat belt.

The coffin turned to him, and said in a cold tone, "He has a bad stomach, I'll take him away first."

When bitter wine enters the throat, the sorrow is even more sorrowful.

Ah bah beer is really bad.

There are so many gays in the company.

Uncomfortable, the wine is not good, the sweetheart can't be seduced, and the pigeons are forced to feed the dog food in the middle of eating a skewer.

The person surnamed Xie who doesn't like drinking didn't force himself to continue drinking. He packed the skewers and brought them back to the company to distribute to the employees who worked overtime.

He was a little selfish, and left a few strings that were not too spicy for Yin Heng.

Xu Shi was awakened by Mr. Maehara's violence, he will no longer be nervous and blush when he sees Yin Heng!

……Maybe.

Xie Yunming pretended to be nonchalant and walked through the small corridor between the two offices, and glanced at Yin Heng's office, the lights were still on.

There are two overtime madmen in Tianhe, one is the coffin-faced Yi Shiyi who just became Cheng Yaojin, and the other is Yin Heng.

Things have been messed up for a while, and I just focus on some things that are not particularly important. The documents have been approved, but the summary of the quarter and the follow-up and development of the direction and indicators for the next quarter have not yet been determined.

He knocked on the door, got a "please come in", opened the door pretending to be surprised and said: "You are still working overtime." After saying that, he held up the plastic bag in his hand.

"The supper I just bought, everyone has a share, do you want to eat?"

Yin Heng hesitated.

He wanted to eat because he hadn't eaten dinner yet, but he would waste time in approving documents while eating.

While struggling, Xie Yunming put the skewers on the table and urged: "Eat, I will read the documents for you." He picked up a small stack of documents and walked towards the sofa next to him.

To be honest, he seldom comes to Yin Heng's office, except for the desk piled with documents, which is really