Laws may be useless laws

After seeing Yuanyuan alone, he had a crooked thought again.

Unexpectedly, Yuanyuan's smile is more prettier, that smile is as clean and pure as the sun in spring, and people can't bear to watch it.

They thought she was drunk.

With a clean and pure smile, the man showed his fangs and harvested the head.

The four of them waited outside the box after their urgency, and opened the door until the sound inside had quieted down.

Some blushed with anger, some smirked, some vomited blood with anger, some gloated, and some smiled with a little profit.Only the boss smiled sincerely and happily.

There were several contracts spread out in front of her, which had been signed and stamped.

Four people said, hey, head harvester!

The banquet was coming to an end, and everyone dispersed.

The five people watched the others leave reeking of alcohol, not to mention the embarrassment in their hearts.

Afterwards, Yuan Yuan bent over to cover his heart, frowned and said, "That tea is so expensive!"

Four people: ...

16. Be jealous

There is no escape from the list of drinking at the banquet.The other company sent several beautiful women and handsome men over to discuss follow-up issues in an attempt to win the round.

People who eat melons: Sorry, all four of our managers are gay, and our boss is obsessed with making troubles and has no intention of falling in love.

In front of the beauty, the four of them remained unmoved. A woman pretended to be unintentional, but her leg brushed against Yin Heng's trouser leg.

Yin Heng retracted his legs with a calm face.

Xie Yunming who was at the side saw it and gave the woman a sneaky look.

The meeting is closed, and the other party can't get any benefits, so he leaves in despair.

Xie Yunming got into Yin Heng's office and pushed him against the wall.

Seeing that the door was open, Yin Heng couldn't help frowning: "Don't make trouble."

Xie Yunming held his hand and kissed his wrist: "I don't make trouble."

Yin Heng didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Has this happened yet?"

"No trouble." He moaned and leaned up to kiss him sticky.

Yin Heng thought, it's time to confiscate his romance novels and let him read less unrealistic things.Too sticky to shake off, too sweet to toothache.

17. The troubles of Chu rhetoric

Here, Xie Yin and Xie Yin are both sweet and greasy, while the relationship between Yi Chu and them is stiff.

Chu Xiuci asked Xie Yunming to have sex, but was rejected by the man on the grounds that it was unhygienic.He still didn't give up and followed, watching the couple have dinner together, and eating dog food with tears in his eyes.

After the meal, the man had an epiphany.

Dare to love Yi Shiyi doesn't like him!The last kiss was all a misunderstanding, maybe he was so annoying that Yi Shiyi had to satisfy him and leave when he had enough fun.

Xie Yunming: Wait!not like this!Are you stupid or blind!

18. Yi Shiyi's troubles

Yi Shiyi came to him for the first time this day.Xie Yunming was so scared that he hugged Yin Heng.

Yi Shiyi fell into deep thought.

"Is something wrong?"

"Yes." He said after deliberating, "How can I be like you?"

Xie Yunming replied: Shameless.

Yin Heng replied: Follow your heart.

Yi Shiyi continued to meditate, and then left.

The next day I heard that Yi Chu and the two had asked for leave.

Xie Yin: I seem to know something important.

19. Tooth decay

These days, the boss always eats sweets without restraint.One of the four nanny managers has already obtained the license, and the other has just labeled each other as boyfriends, and has no time to care about her, so this person happily eats sweets and desserts, and then lives up to expectations and gets tooth decay.

Xie Yunming was very surprised: "You still have tooth decay?"

Yuan Yuan gave him a white look, and poked his finger into the mouth to find the decayed molar tooth. He buckled it hard, and the decayed tooth was knocked out as soon as the blood flashed.

He watched helplessly as the decayed tooth was repaired and put back in again.

Xie Yunming: Are you Lego?

Reason: No.Just to scare you.

Xie Yunming: ...

Your boss is still your boss.

☆、Extra four

20. Fox

The original family has a thousand-year-old nine-tailed fox as a nanny, and the fox has a beautiful mouth and sweet talk.A pair of soul-stirring peach blossom eyes, broad shoulders and long legs, no matter where you stand, you will have a sense of disaster for the country and the people.

This day, the couple came to eat in the independent small villa of the original family. Looking at the fox in the apron who was busy in and out of the kitchen, looking at the slightly sweaty face, it was a pity: waste of money!How much money does it cost to make a debut!

Turning around to ask the master why Yuanyuan kept the fox, the man said inscrutablely that the secret must not be revealed.

Then he asked the fox Benhu.The fox was holding a shovel in his hand, with a gloomy expression on his face. Just when the two thought that the other party would come and shave the back of your neck with a shovel, he said, "It's nothing, I owe you a favor."

Oh?

21. Fur

When the fox was still an eight-tailed old demon fox about to cross the thunder catastrophe, he still couldn't hold back the urge to talk flirtatiously, and every day he pinched the wind and went down the mountain to flirt.

After decades of living like a fish in water, it is very uncomfortable, but this time it kicked the iron plate.

Looking at the group of white-clothed radish heads in front of him, he couldn't hold back his commotion and wanted to flirt.Then he was hit in the abdomen with a heavy punch, causing him to collapse to the ground in pain.

He immediately thought, retribution is coming.Just when he thought that he would be skinned and made into fur, the other party gave him a look of disgust, and said, "Tsk, it's not even a Nine-Tails."

The fox exploded immediately, what happened to Nine Tails?Have you eaten your rice?

His fragile little heart was hit, so he worked hard to cultivate the Ninth Tail.

On the day of crossing the catastrophe, the thunder catastrophe was extremely violent.He evaded carelessly, and collapsed to the ground after being hit for a short time, and a lightning struck from above, he thought in his heart that this was the retribution of flirting, so he closed his eyes and waited for death.

After waiting for a long time, the thunder did not necessarily fall, the thunder continued, but there was no pain.

He opened his eyes, and the white-clothed radish heads who had beaten him surrounded him: "Ah, he's not dead yet."

The fox wanted to express his thanks in a complicated mood, but before the words of thanks came out, the group of little radish heads said again: "This time it's from Nine Tails, it's good for making fur."

The fox blushed furiously: "Why is it fur again! You guys have a grudge against me!"

The carrot heads asked in confusion: "Who are you?"

Xie Yin and the two were silent for a long time, thinking that this person did his own crimes and could not live, others helped you through the thunder disaster, and the Yuan family always owed them to listen to what they said so they didn't have to take it seriously, but they didn't take it seriously when they saw his ferocious face. Know how to comfort.

"Then it was taken home as fur storage!" The fox gritted his teeth and cut off the chopping board.

Someone outside immediately said: "The chopping board is broken, and the money will be deducted from your salary. After all, you have to give me 400 years of work for nothing."

Husband and wife: Sure enough, I still feel sympathetic.

22. Pooh

Although it has been mentioned that this Yuan family is a foreign creature, and even their appearance is borrowed from the Yuan family, but they have never seen this person change.

A certain head of the family who looked like a child was eating sugar and eating happily. He was in a good mood and even lost his temper: "Do you want to see it?"

Everyone turned into woodpeckers.

"Okay. Open your eyes to see clearly! I will only change this time!" She put down the sugar bowl in her hand, and just heard a pop, and the girl in white turned into a girl in white.

While taking out the mirror, she took out the photo, and muttered, "It shouldn't be wrong, right? Did it look like this last time? I don't remember much."

Crowd: ...

etc!How come there is no prompt for the transformation?It changed in the blink of an eye, didn't you even change the BGM and background board?The promised villain has a special BGM for appearance and costume change?Are you such a shabby villain?And what the hell is the sound effect of "Boji"?Are you a slime?

☆、Extra five

23. Crane

The other nanny is a very gentle woman from the Crane tribe.Not counting her hobby of making villains, everything is fine.

Xie Yunming: Why do you always like to take in some weird people?

Original stage Tanshou: No way, I didn't become a weirdo voluntarily.

It is said that Miss He was originally a husband and wife who sang in harmony, and added another nest of eggs, and lived a happy life.Unexpectedly, a group of poachers broke in suddenly, overturned her nest, shot her husband, and injured her wings.

She struggled to escape from the wetland, and was picked up by the current counterfeit Yuan family who passed by to threaten the major families.Live with them from now on.

Xie Yunming was a little emotional.

Yuan Qi said: "She didn't take revenge in the end. It is not a good way to control violence with violence. But when those poachers were dying, we took her to see them and watched them die."

Xie Yunming: Are you devils? !

Original issue: After all, this old man is not a devil~

24. Submission for review

The twenty-odd episodes of the drama were submitted for review, and it happened that the notification was very strict these days, and Yin Heng was a little worried that he would not be able to pass the review.

After all, it contains some unscientific elements, which is a bit suspenseful.

Yuanqi felt that this was a problem, thought for a moment, turned around and left.

The next day, this person came over and said that the matter was settled.

Yin Heng asked him how he solved it. The man raised his eyebrows and said triumphantly: "In order to build a harmonious society where humans and non-humans coexist in harmony, we have promoted in the play that non-humans have family, friendship and love just like human beings, and it is not some monsters and ghosts who are cruel and bloodthirsty. The two types of human beings are equal and similar. We use drama as a carrier to deepen the recognition and resonance of human beings with non-human beings, and contribute to the construction of a harmonious society!"

Yin Heng: It's a shame that this person doesn't engage in pyramid schemes.

25. Offspring

Two years after the two got married, the issue of children was inevitably mentioned.

The parents of both parties said, do you want to be a surrogate?Xie Yunming was a little unhappy.

He was a little jealous when he thought that Yin Heng would have an offspring with other women.

Yin Heng lightly pressed the tear mole at the corner of his eye, and laughed that he was still a child, it was no big deal.

Xie Yunming's resolute opposition was somewhat loosened, but he still did not let go.

This matter quickly spread to the ears of the source of gossip.The man ate the noodles wheezingly, and said, "Want a child? Go to the Bureau of Non-Professional Administration to register."

The couple yelled, is there such an operation? !

"That's how it works." She wiped away the scorching tears with a piece of paper, "The cat and sparrow couple used this to give birth to their children. Although humans don't have demon power, the principle is the same, the difference is that they are not People need to inject part of their own demonic power into the child's body to make the child have a human form at birth. This process is very complicated. Compared with human beings, it is much more convenient to give birth to a child. Don't be afraid, go to the queue and sign your name. There is an artificial womb, and you don’t want to conceive it yourself. The cost is not expensive, and your five-year savings may be gone.”

Yin Heng is a person who likes to save money. Since graduation, he has saved a lot of money. On the other hand, although Xie Yunming has no interest in saving money, his busy and boring daily life prevents him from spending much money.Adding it all up, the cost is indeed considerable.

The two discussed and thought for a few days, and finally decided to spend a huge sum of money to change the child.

After a few days of waiting after registration, it was finally their turn.

The doctor asked, "Do you want a boy or a girl?"

The two thought again, there is such an operation?Is this the same as buying ice cream for children?

When the husband and wife work together, good things come in pairs. Let's have a man and a woman!

Doctor: "Okay! Let's have a set meal for one man and one woman! ×××××××yuan, thank you for your patronage!"

Two people: Why do you think this sounds weird?

26. Ice cream and popsicles

After the child was born, Xie and Yin still couldn't forget the saying that they bought ice cream when they wanted the child, so they named the child after ice cream.Boys are called popsicles, and girls are called ice cream.

Ice Cream is the elder sister. She was sick when she was born, and her physique is relatively weak, but her temper is very strong. She has a domineering air at a young age.Seeing her look a little tired after walking two steps with her hips on her hips, it was distressing and funny at the same time.

Popsicle has a poisonous mouth and doesn't like to move his nest. Whenever the ice cream chokes and hits him, he doesn't want to move, and he continues to choke while being beaten.Xie Yunming suspected that his son might be a trembling m.

Children will ask themselves where they come from.The answer is nothing more than picking it up from the trash can, popping out of the cracks in the rocks, and giving it away as a phone bill.

Xie Yunming pondered for a long time, and said, "I bought ice cream and gave it away."

The two children didn't believe it.

Yin Heng laughed and said, "Otherwise, why would you call one ice cream and the other popsicle?"

Ice Cream & Popsicle: Don't lie to me because I don't study much.

27. The other side of being urged to marry

Here, Xie Yin and Xie Yin's relationship, marriage, and childbirth are as stable as old dogs, and they seem to be plain and long, but they have a big turn.

The people who eat melons are satisfied with urging them to get married and have children, so they turn their attention to Yi Chu, who is still on a long-distance love run.

Yi Shiyi: Stare at...

People who eat melons: I'm a little bit cowardly, change someone to urge the marriage.

Chu Xiuci silently handed out the red envelopes for the ice cream and popsicles, and turned to Yi Shiyi and said, "Why don't we get married too, and get back the original money."

Yi Shiyi: "The Civil Affairs Bureau does not go to work during the Chinese New Year."

28. Convention

Taking care of children is a very busy and worrying thing.

The ice cream and popsicles were arguing to go swimming. The couple thought that it was really hot, and it would be more comfortable to soak in cold water, so they took them to the swimming pool.

Xie Yunming swam towards Yin Heng by the pool while soaking, and wrapped his arms around his waist.

Yin Heng turned around and nudged him: "Don't make trouble, someone is watching."

"No trouble." Xie Yunming leaned over and whispered to him, "Did I make an appointment with you to teach you how to swim?"

Recently, the two of them had a good time playing, and all kinds of poses were almost unlocked. Yin Heng wanted to turn the place, and couldn't help but blush.

Xie Yunming let go of his waist, held his hand, and said: "Come on, kick the water hard, don't panic, keep your body balanced. Hey, yes, kick the water harder, come on, swim forward. Good job, keep going."

Yin Heng: Is he the only one who wants to be crooked?