My roommate is a dog

The two have been friends for more than ten years, and they haven't seen each other for more than two years. They are covered with a quilt as they were when they were young. Wu Han is lying on his stomach, with a head protruding from the quilt. The two face each other, with their feet crossed together. , There are endless things to say.

Wu Han seldom talked about himself. After disliking his life in the hot water in the United States, he was very interested in everything about Su Ran, from college classmates to teachers, from school meals to ordinary entertainment, everything was fine and small.

Fate is really amazing. Some people can only become acquaintances when they meet every day. There will be no overlap in life. Even if some people have not been in touch for a long time, they will have endless things to say when they meet again. It seems that time is between two people. Shrunk to a point, all the differences just let the two have a lot of topics.

He and Wu Han belong to the latter.

Su Ran asked him curiously, "Since you don't like it, why did you go to America?"

Wu Han looked into his eyes seriously and lowered his eyelids: "I can't help it. At that time, I told my parents that there was someone I liked, so they sent me away."

"Just because of this?" Su Ran thought it was unbelievable, but wanted to laugh unkindly, "Have you had a girlfriend since you were not in kindergarten?"

"It's not because... because they don't like it." Wu Han obviously paused and answered vaguely.

"Is that impossible?"

As a classmate for more than ten years, Su Ran felt that she knew too much.

Wu Han is the only child in the family. His mother has always wanted a daughter. Like many mothers who are eager for a girl, she would wear flowery skirts for Wu Han when she was a child. Wu Han would often take girls home when he was in kindergarten, and his mother would bring them The two went to KFC and played in the amusement park, until they were picked up by their parents very late.

In primary school, when Su Ran was poking an ant nest on the ground in a T-shirt and shorts on the school bus, Wu Han was already able to wipe his nose with a square-folded handkerchief, give girls little love poems and hold hands.

When they get older, the boys will learn how to dress up, and they will flick their bangs in front of the girls and pretend to be melancholy. They will write blood books for the girls to be jealous, and fight against the teacher.But what I am most afraid of is puppy love and asking parents.

Wu Han is not afraid at all.

When he was in freshman year of high school, Wu Han wrote a blood book full of love, but unfortunately, the teacher intercepted it in class. When he opened it, seeing the hideous blood color, he almost scared the menopausal teacher to death, thinking he had cut his pulse.

Su Ran, who was at the same table, looked suspiciously at Wu Han, who was alive and kicking, and felt that even if Wu Han used a girl's pen to write it in the bathroom, it could never be written with his own blood. This guy is so afraid of pain!

Finally, it was found out that the fat man in the next class was fed a few old hens by his mother in order to cope with the exam, and his nosebleed was unbearable. Wu Han took advantage of this gap to write this letter with a brush on the nosebleed on the ground A love letter with twists and turns.

Su Ran no longer wanted to recall the expressions of the whole class and the menopausal head teacher who knew the truth.

The head teacher of menopause endured and endured, the corner of his mouth twitched, and finally took the love letter to the trash can like a plague, and immediately notified the parents.

Wu Han's mother is in business, so she came directly from the venue, stepped on high heels, patted Wu Han's head with an expensive bag that was said to be bought from Italy, and then stepped on high heels to apologize to the teacher and said no I'm sorry that my son caused you trouble, and finally I lay on the outside of the classroom window and sneaked a look at that girl, and nodded with satisfaction, not bad, my son still has eyesight.Said teacher, can you put my son and this girl to sit together?Oh no, no, yes, I also understand, Wu Han, you have time to let girls come to my house to play, mom will cook for you.

The teacher stood aside and turned black.

In the end, the teacher didn't bother to shout at all, as if it was Xiang's daughter-in-law.

Wu Han has a dissolute personality since he was a child, and his grades are in single digits, but he is good-looking. The girls chasing him line up in rows. Wu Han never refuses anyone, so that when he graduated from elementary school, two-thirds of the girls in the class were his ex-girlfriends. , an unprecedented event.Su Ran was worried that one day he would be beaten to death by the girls in his class.

But he is always the one who gets kicked.

Sometimes Su Ran couldn't figure it out, until Wu Han chased a girl once, and the girl took out 100 yuan and said, "I'll give you [-] yuan, don't bother me."In the end, Wu Han really cried and cried. He took the one hundred and invited Su Ran to the canteen, bought Haagen-Dazs and dried mango burdock toffee.

Two young boys, wearing white vests, in the afterglow of the setting sun, their bodies were dyed with a faint yellow halo in the evening wind.I still remember him crying, on the way to the canteen, smoking and saying: "I... I was dumped again, this time please... eat toffee, next time I will treat you to... KFC .”

Forget the past!

"Doesn't your mother like you to have a girlfriend the most? Is that person too bad?"

Wu Han also laughed, and said vaguely, "In my heart, he is the best."

"Ah, it's so sour." Su Ran rubbed the goosebumps on her arms.

"Get lost!" Wu Han looked at Su Ran with bright eyes.

Wu Han stayed here for a few days, went to class, went shopping with Su Ran every day, and went to drink cold drinks together. Zhou Yaoyang, who always had a lot of things to do, miraculously had a lot more time. He stayed at the school gate after school, and sometimes even secretly In class, the two always disagreed, so that in the end, Su Ran walked in the middle, as long as they didn't fight, she didn't bother to talk to them.

Su Ran took Wu Han to class every day. Wu Han was born with a good appearance and was generous. When he entered the classroom, a row of girls stared at him. He was not stage-frightened when they called him handsome, and even waved like a star. Congratulations, blowing kisses, the food in the United States is indeed more nourishing, and his face is already comparable to a city wall.

Yang Wei's girlfriends Zhu Ting and Wu Han still had a good chat, and Yang Wei defended him like a thief. Seeing his handsome face, he was afraid that his girlfriend, who was not warm enough, would run away with someone.

Fortunately, Wu Han looks a bit arrogant and out of place, that kind of appearance is just pretending in front of girls, and he can't hide his poisonous tongue in front of people he knows well. Yang Wei feels that girls will be angry with him after a few days He might die, so he was relieved.

This day after school, Zhou Yaoyang's follower finally didn't come, Su Ran took Wu Han, Yang Wei took Zhu Ting to sing K together, Wu Han dressed up specially today, and Zhu Ting looked at her for a long time with her girlish heart, but today he Has not spoken, seems a little nervous, drinking one cup after another.Su Ran was also in a bad mood for no reason, and in the end everyone was too drunk.

Yang Wei, a man from Northeast China, pulled his wife to play with the little bee and wanted to kiss him. Wu Han pulled Su Ran and said, "I...I want to tell you..."

Su Ran turned to look at him, Wu Han: "Actually, I've been... you" Suddenly there was a loud voice outside, but Su Ran didn't hear it clearly, and asked again in a daze: "What, what?"

With a sound of "boom", Wu Han got drunk and buried his head on the table unconscious.

There was another bang, and the door of the box was pushed open vigorously. Li Gang appeared at the door of the box with a dark face, followed by several boys who also looked unfriendly.

Li Gang pulled back, and Li Jing who was crying was pulled out from behind. Looking at Su Ran with contempt and complacency, he said in a bad tone, "Is he pestering you?"

Li Jing glanced at Su Ran and didn't speak but kept crying.

It turns out that Li Jing's behavior is a bit strange recently. When she came to visit Li Gang this time, she always answered the phone secretly. Once Li Gang was going to go to a relative's house for the night, but he came back that night by a ghost, but he couldn't find Li Gang. Jing, the phone couldn't be reached, and when she came back happily the next morning, Li Gang saw that she had an extra key bracelet on her hand, which was expensive at first glance, so he became angry!

When asked if she had gone to see Su Ran, she cried even harder and only said sorry, which further confirmed Li Gang's guess.

So he came here in a rage, and sure enough, this kid was still pestering his girlfriend: "You're good!"

"What's wrong?" Even if Su Ran didn't know what happened, she finally understood that it was not a good thing.

Li Gang was not in the mood to answer questions at all, so he rushed over immediately. Li Gang was big and thick, and when he rushed over, he was like a heavy tank. He punched Su Ran in the stomach, and suddenly Su Ran felt his stomach tumbling, He vomited everything he could vomit, his viscera were like cramps, but fortunately Yang Wei on the side finally came to his senses at this time, and cursed: "I'm your mother!"

He raised the wine bottle in his hand and joined the melee. The men who came in with Li Gang had already joined the battle. The tables and chairs flew up, and the dishes were scattered all over the place. Dragged to the corner, he was punched a few more times, his eye socket was hit by the fist, as if it was going to explode, the other party's attack was very dark, Su Ran and Yang Wei were not to be outdone, especially Yang Wei, who turned like a tiger with a chair Power, but the other party has a lot of people after all.

In the end, it was Yang Wei's wife who was in a hurry, screamed a few times and hid in a corner and took out her mobile phone to make a call.

To be honest, Su Ran had to admire her too. At this time, an ordinary girl would be frightened to death. It can be seen that she was also very scared, but immediately calmed down after panicking.

Li Gang knew that she wanted to call someone, so he wanted to grab her in the clutter, and pushed her staggeringly. Yang Wei had just been beaten to the ground by someone, and when he looked up, he immediately went crazy. Li Gang swung away, smashing Li Gang onto the coffee table beside him, the glass of the coffee table shattered to the ground, Yang Wei jumped up with red eyes: "Dare to bully my wife... dare to bully my wife!"

Li Gang was also frightened by his unafraid of death, and stopped his movements for a while. Instead, Li Jing, who had been stunned just now, saw her boyfriend being beaten, and then saw Yang Wei's wife beating him. The phone, this time I don't cry, I don't want to cry anymore, I rush to grab the phone brazenly.

At that time, Zhou Yaoyang was grilling skewers with Wu Ye and a group of friends on the side of the road. When he saw Wu Han's sissy, his brain ached, and he thought about letting them drink, he would be better if he was drunk, and he would go back at night and take Su Ran to his room!A few girls wore skirts and endured the oily smoke without complaint, seeing Zhou Yaoyang's cold aura and dared not approach him.

Wu Ye was still as popular as before, touching the girl's hand to show others palm reading, Zhou Yaoyang leaned on the back of the chair, drinking slowly by himself.

At this time, his mobile phone rang. Zhou Yaoyang's mobile phone is like a decoration. Normally, it is turned off, but if he is not with Su Ran, he will take it with him. Situation of death!He looked at the phone with his fingers, and he never picked up an unfamiliar number.

But this time, he suddenly paused for a thought, and then picked up.

The author has something to say:

Follower Zhou Yaoyang said: Wait, I will come to avenge you soon!

Wu Han: We are not dead yet!

Director Zuo Li: You, you, Wu Han, although you are not dead, but you are drunk, hurry up and lie still, you block Su Ran from being beaten, reshoot!

Blood flowed all over Su Ran: What did I do wrong? Why is it always me who gets hurt?