My roommate is a dog

Before Su Ran had time to say hello, Wu Han saw him and walked over.With a smile on her face, her beautiful eyes blinked, "Oh, daling!"

A blown kiss was imprinted on the tip of the middle finger, and he waved towards Su Ran. Several girls around screamed, and Su Ran just wanted to cover his face and leave.

Wu Han pursued the highest purpose of "I'm a star", and didn't give a single eye corner to the group of girls who wanted to pounce on him. He threw his backpack into Su Ran's arms, took the green tea, and hooked one hand on his shoulder to make love with him. Walking forward, the movements are chic and beautiful.

But the voice was very low: "You still know my taste, those sweet and greasy milk teas are all shit!"

The corner of Su Ran's mouth twitched, beauty, this is the nature of the handsome guy you love.

There is a sloth hanging on Su Ran's body, holding a bag in his arms, and he keeps glancing at him.

The sloth Wu Han bit the straw with his sharp teeth and gave him a wink: "What?"

"Didn't you rest well? The dark circles under your eyes are so heavy"

"Damn it, this is the latest eye shadow I use, you fool." There was a look in my eyes that you don't understand, my most fashionable expression.

Wu Han is white and clean, different from Su Ran's delicate and handsome, tall peach eyes and small mouth, much prettier than girls, if he keeps silent, I don't know how many men will fall at his feet, but as long as he speaks , all good illusions disappear.

This is very similar to Zhou Yaoyang's.

The difference is that when Wu Han speaks, it will make people want to beat him to death, while Zhou Yaoyang will beat you to death before you want to beat him to death...

Wu Han went his own way, spoke English Chinese and commented on Su Ran. A girl in the front row turned her head and looked at him with disgust from time to time, probably because she hated him for saying that he would die without adding englingshi. endured.

Unconsciously, Wu Han showed his white teeth and smiled without restraint: "Your girl is so beautiful, she looks a lot like my ex-girlfriend."

He looked down solemnly for a few times, and said, "It's just that the chest is a little small."

The girl blushed and raised her eyebrows, and left without looking back.

Su Ran had a headache: "Calm down as soon as you come back."

Wu Han bit the straw and smiled at him.She raised her eyebrows, blinked her eyes innocently, and her purple colored contact lenses looked like an evildoer, Su Ran really convinced him.

Su Ran came to pick him up in Zhou Yaoyang's car. In recent years, there have been more and more people driving. During morning and evening peak hours, there are fewer people and more cars. BMW Audi can only look at the bicycle and cry.

But now it's not the rush hour, Su Ran drove slowly, the driver behind kept honking his horn, and everyone complained, every overtaking driver cursed through the window, Wu Han just laughed and pointed the middle finger at others.

After laughing, he was not polite to Su Ran, "Your speed, such a good car is in vain, do you want me to push it behind... Why don't we climb back."

He is like this, absolutely protecting you in front of outsiders, but it's just the two of you, he's not inferior to hurting others.

Su Ran's eyes were fixed on the front of the steering wheel, and he broke down and said, "Can you old drivers be considerate of newbies?" In fact, Su Ran's driving skills have improved. He goes to practice driving on the open road in the suburbs every night, and he is much better now.

It's just that on the way from the airport to the city, the drivers were in a hurry, they drove very fast, and they would cut in and out from time to time, leaving Su Ran behind for more than ten miles.

Wu Han: "I won't say it, I won't say it, who else will say that you are slow, and your brother will avenge you, really, it is really immoral to discriminate against mentally handicapped children..."

"You are really enough..."

When they arrived at the garage, Su Ran backed the car several times before entering the garage. Wu Han smiled and spread out on the passenger seat. Su Ran was used to being beaten, and closed the door with an indifferent expression and got out of the car.

I thought to myself, you and Zhou Yaoyang should really check the DNA, they must be brothers in the poison tongue world!

As a result, the reality was completely opposite to what Su Ran thought.

Not only did Wu Han and Zhou Yaoyang not meet each other, but they were obviously taken aback when they saw each other.

Zhou Yaoyang glanced at Wu Han, saw his arm resting on Su Ran's shoulder unceremoniously, his face darkened immediately.

But who is Zhou Yaoyang, playing tricks on Su Ran, but as the grandson of Zhou's parents, with a natural sense of danger in his genes, he is peeling a radish in his hand, and he has already chopped Wu Han into pieces in his heart, even cutting vegetables at a fast speed He and Wu Han stared at each other silently for a few seconds, and then silently moved away.

wipe……

The alarm bells in Zhou Yaoyang's mind rang loudly, but at this time, he was most taboo to mess up.

Wu Han didn't smile anymore, and put his hand on Su Ran's shoulder, looking at Zhou Yaoyang, and said, "Who is this, wearing an apron and pretending to be Hello Kitty?"

Zhou Yaoyang stood at the door of the kitchen, his face became even colder when he heard this, and he slightly parted his lips amidst Wu Han's complacency and said, "sissy."

Hit the nail on the head.

Wu Han hated being called that when he was a child. When he was a child, he had a beautiful girl's face, and his exquisite heart that wanted to be a tough guy had been poked so many times.After growing up, relying on sarcastic remarks, with a stern face of a little fresh meat idol, few people say that about him anymore.Now Zhou Yaoyang immediately exploded when he said it.

The eyes with colored contact lenses radiated anger, and the small cherry mouth with lip balm opened and closed, almost unwilling to delay for a second to rush over.

"You fucking shut up!!"

Su Ran realized that the situation was wrong, and hurriedly hugged Wu Han who had lost his mind. The two ancestors were about to start a fight if they disagreed, "Don't make trouble, eat and eat."

Su Ran lasagna tears fluttering in the wind.

With Zhou Yaoyang's pissing nature, he would never force himself when he could do it. When he was with his dandy friends, he was used to fighting when he didn't agree with each other.

But Su Ran couldn't help but give him some face, so if he rushed up now, he didn't seem generous, so he put his arms around his chest and wore a pink HOLLKITY apron, and waited for Wu Han to rush up, so that he could give him a kick to show off conservation.

Fortunately, Su Ran stopped in time to prevent a bloody accident.

However, such a beginning has already established the posture of the two deadly enemies.

After dinner, Wu Han was going to stay in a hotel, but after walking around the house a few times, Wu Han leaned on the sofa and changed his mind, asking: "Why don't I stay here tonight? I haven't seen you for a long time. I miss you enough, I have a lot to say to you."

Zhou Yaoyang was annoyed: "There is no room."

Wu Han glanced at him, didn't bother to talk to him at all, and then shouted at Su Ran who was washing dishes in the kitchen: "I'm staying here tonight, I'll sleep with you." The last sentence was very loud and provocative. Look at Zhou Yaoyang.

"Ah, what?" Su Ran hummed a song while washing the dishes with the faucet on, "Oh, okay, I'll give you a new quilt later."

Wu Han complacently glanced at Zhou Yaoyang, who was about to get angry, and said leisurely: "No, who and who are we, what kind of new quilt should we use, just squeeze together."

"Oh"

Zhou Yaoyang was going to be furious. He used to run faster than anyone else when he asked him to sleep with him, but now he actually agreed to sleep with another man in front of his face!The glass heart was about to be shattered in seconds.Moreover, it's really not a woman's patent to gain insight into rivals in love. He dared to bet that this Wu man had no good intentions for Su Ranjue.

Throughout the night, the low air pressure on Zhou Yaoyang's body almost lowered the room temperature. Sitting motionless on the sofa, Wu Han put Su Ran's shoulders on his shoulders and watched an advertisement and laughed haha.

When Wu Han came into the room after taking a shower, he saw Su Ran digging through the closet on tiptoes. A cotton pajamas was hanging loosely on his body, revealing half of his round shoulders. The tips of the ears in the hair loomed with his movements.

Leaning against the doorway, he showed his first real smile since today, which is very different from the usual mean and stern smile, or the bright and cold smile. In the eyes with a cold taste, there is depression like the warm wind blowing on the face.

Su Ran had heard his movements a long time ago, and seeing that he hadn't spoken for a long time, she stood on tiptoe and looked back at him with difficulty: "What are you doing?"

Wu Han smiled at him, stood up straight with a calm expression, and returned to his foolish look: "Look at you, what are you doing?"

Su Ran went through the closet once, and was about to collapse: "I'll find it for you... have you brought your pajamas?"

Wu Han paused when he was arranging his backpack, and then he pulled up the zipper of the backpack as if nothing had happened, "I didn't bring it, I forgot to take it."

"Oh..." The clothes in the closet were piled up in a mess and piled up like a hill, and Su Ran was staggered. He was about to go crazy. Wu Han was just about to go, "I found it!!" Su Ran was pleasantly surprised He struggled to stand up from the mountain of clothes piled up on him, holding a pajamas in his hands.

Wu Han wears Su Ran's pajamas, the two are similar in figure, but Su Ran likes to wear simple cotton pajamas, Wu Han himself has always liked silk pajamas, and his attire has always followed the trend, flared trousers, big back hair, tight vest used to be his favorite.

Su Ran sat at the head of the bed, Wu Han opened the metal zipper of the backpack, and took out the same things from the backpack: cleansing oil, facial cleanser, softener, toner, color contact lenses of various colors, compact powder, lipstick, lip gloss, lip gloss... Su Ran was dumbfounded.

"What's all this? Can you use so many things?"

"You know what, it's the easiest thing, oh my god!"

Su Ran was taken aback, and quickly asked, "What's wrong?"

"I was coming back to see you yesterday. I was so excited. I didn't put on a mask. Look, I have wrinkles around my eyes!"

Putting his face in front of Su Ran, pointing to the corner of his eyes where he couldn't see anything, he shouted sadly: "Look!"

Su Ran couldn't see anything, and tremblingly watched Wu Han wear a pair of shorts to take a shower with a sad expression on his face.

After an hour, it finally came out.

Wearing Su Ran's pure cotton white pajamas, she looks fresh and refreshed, her hair has returned to black, it turned out to be yellow disposable hair dye, her peach blossom eyes are slightly slanted, her temperament is clean and refreshing, and she is completely different from the evildoer during the day.

The author has something to say:

Zuo Li: Who do you choose between evildoer and rage?

Su Ran: Please give me a girlfriend, thank you!