My roommate always acts like a baby, what should I do?

Su Ran thought about it all night, and wanted to advance her one week's living expenses to her mother, but the phone didn't work, and she didn't know where her mother was in a corner of the world that didn't have a signal, so she thought twice and prepared a long paragraph of sincere and sincere words. Text messages, reporting on my fiery life, and saying that only my mother (father) is better in the world, sent them to my parents in groups.

The next day, no reply was received.Only the younger brother who was in kindergarten replied, saying that he could eat less ice cream and give him 50 yuan. Su Ran refused and told him to buy him delicious food for the summer vacation.

After the pork ribs were finished, the steamed stuffed buns were also finished, and after eating dried noodles for two days, Zhou Yaoyang finally turned the table.

Su Ran looked at the evening sky, and decided to go on honestly, buy some fast food, and pass the remaining days.

Of course he won't just go on like this, after all, the events of that day have left a mark in his memory that he can't bear to look at directly. If he could choose, he would rather run naked on that golden evening, after a After a series of haggling, Zhou Yaoyang finally raised his noble head, and tied a dog leash reluctantly.

Su Ran wore a hat and covered her face with a scarf, like a bad practitioner, holding a golden retriever, sticking to the wall in the community, sneaking out.

Su Ran was covering her face and walking around the corner. An old lady saw Su Ran from a distance, and rushed over with great enthusiasm: "Oh, young man, I haven't seen you for a long time. Everyone is talking about you."

The smile on Su Ran's face froze in an instant, revealing a pair of dark eyes vigilantly looking at the enthusiastic aunt in front of him, so that he could be recognized even when he was fully armed?

His smart, handsome, witty and mighty image has been deeply rooted in people's hearts?

He tried to calm down, and said weakly: "Well, did you recognize the wrong person... I just moved here, and I'm not familiar with you yet..." I'm not familiar with you.

"Oh, boy! I won't admit my mistake," the aunt laughed heartily, "How could I admit such a handsome golden retriever, you look at this fur color, those eyes... so cute."

Zhou Yaoyang looked indifferently in front of him, looking at his aunt with a doting expression.

Su Ran: "..." Su Ran is so stupid, her makeup has turned white!

It turned out that people recognized him by his golden hair...

Why did I forget about the golden retriever? The last time I caught a glimpse of it in the community, I don’t know how many little girls and old ladies missed it!Why didn't Nima shave the golden hair bald?

Su Ran was still slandering in her heart, but the aunt turned her enthusiastic head to him again: "Have you got a date yet?"

Enthusiastic eyes, hearty laughter, aunt, I blamed you wrongly, don't you think I'm mighty, handsome and cute, so I'm suitable to be your son-in-law?

Su Ran looks fair and has a personality that is very popular with uncles and aunts. When he was very young, someone always joked about making him a son-in-law. With a pocket of candy, I don't know how many people have taken advantage of it.

But it was the first time a stranger introduced someone to him so enthusiastically, so he was a little shy.

"Young man, why didn't you answer the question I asked you?"

Su Ran blushed, and replied mutteringly: "Not yet," adding in a low voice, "It's still early."

"Why is it still early!?" The aunt was not happy when she heard it, her expression was filled with righteous indignation, "You have to be famous early, and you have to find a partner early!"

The aunt waved her hand righteously, her posture was a bit like the community aunt's advocacy of a harmonious society: "My golden retriever is almost six years old, and she looks so beautiful! I think they are a good match when they are together."

Su Ran: "..."

Su Ran was dumbfounded, and then realized that she was introducing the golden retriever, and muttered: "My golden retriever is just three years old..."

Originally, Su Ran just replied reflexively, like when someone asked you if you had eaten while walking on the road, she replied, "I have eaten, have you eaten?"Such minimum social etiquette.

However, with such a simple sentence, it hit the aunt's G-spot.

I saw that the aunt was filled with righteous indignation, and she almost turned on the case: "What's wrong with being older! The third-year girl is holding a gold brick! My golden-haired girl is an authentic German girl, and she even appeared on TV a few days ago!"

"Everyone I've seen says it's beautiful. Although your golden retriever looks like an average pedigree, it's barely enough."

Su Ran: "..."

"It is said that a dog is like a child, follow the master, my girl has been well-behaved since she was a child, she wants to look good, she wants to have a good figure, when my old man was dying, the only regret was that he didn't find a good partner.

Although you...don't give up on yourself, dogs will follow the master in everything, I don't think your golden retriever is like you, not stupid, but smart, and will follow me from now on, it can eat whatever it wants, and it doesn't need to eat every day I came to the community to snatch children's poop, alas, poor my little girl, she is six years old and hasn't found a partner... Just look around, I believe my old man will not blame me. "

As she spoke, a few crystal clear teardrops fell down from the corners of her eyes, she looked like pear blossoms with rain dripping from her eyes, half of her face was covered with black eyeliner.

Su Ran: "........." Su Ran had a mouthful of blood choked in his throat, who did he provoke?He is a good young man who sacrifices himself for others, why he "abandoned himself", why he was stupid, why he snatched children to defecate... You guys misunderstood me too much! ! ! !

And it's just a blind date—the kind that died halfway, your golden-haired girl has a noble surname!Why did you say "Follow me later"!My golden retriever hasn't made a promise yet! !

"Auntie...I won't sell this dog."

The aunt turned pale with shock: "Why are you so selfish? Poor people even give away their children to give them a good future! You don't think about yourself, you have to think about your golden retriever!"

It turned out that it was not for sale, but for gift...

Su Ran was scorched by Lei Deli, and under the accusation filled with righteous indignation by her aunt, she wondered what evil she had done.

If it was in normal times, Zhou Yaoyang would have been impatient and left long ago. He is used to doing things his own way, doing things according to his heart, and he doesn't bother to care about these behaviors of relying on the old and selling the old.

But this aunt's lethality is really amazing.

The aunt's voice is like a bell, and she has a strong body. When she cries, the sky changes suddenly, and the wind is surging. The scarlet lipstick and blue eyeshadow make the whole face like a palette, and the fingers painted with scarlet nail polish are delicate and pointing not far away. another golden retriever from

——I saw that it had a huge red bow on its head, was wearing a snow-white princess dress, and its nails were also painted red. At this time, it was looking at Zhou Yaoyang with love on its face.

"Look at my Niuniu, how much blessing did your Golden Retriever accumulate to be favored by my Niuniu!"

A trace of saliva dripped from the corner of its mouth.Aunt: "Do you think my golden retriever is not worthy of it? Ah, is it not worthy?"

Su Ran turned her head silently.

One person and one dog stood there stupidly, unable to recover for a long time.Su Ran simply didn't want to guess Zhou Yaoyang's heart.Those who can calm Zhou Yaoyang are very human, aunt, you are so eloquent!

Su Ran was still thinking about ending this weird conversation with some gentle words with a spring breeze on her face, when suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, she glimpsed a corner of the neighborhood, and a poop-yellow figure galloped towards her!

It was a little Teddy two palms high.

It came out of the corner so fast that it ran like a big mop with disheveled hair, or like a plastic bag in a tornado.Before Su Ran could marvel at its speed, she saw it running behind Zhou Yaoyang.

Teddy drooled, his eyes glowing green.Steadily and steadily, quickly and decisively, with a very skilled posture, he quickly raised his two front legs and hugged Zhou Yaoyang's rear leg, and then under the eyes of everyone...

Get moving back and forth!

Su Ran was shocked!

Teddy's daily slippers, in a wretched posture that does not disgrace its reputation at this time, started to shake back and forth while holding the golden retriever - the primitive and ancient movement began to be staged!

Its expression was so intoxicated, a stream of saliva flowed down the corner of its mouth, the speed was as fast as a pile driver, and the impact made Su Ran's only remaining three barriers collapse.

Su Ran numbly turned her face to the victim. Zhou Yaoyang, who had always been agile and domineering, was still stunned by the little golden-haired girl that the aunt said.

No abnormality was found.

Su Ran felt her Adam's apple slipping, and swallowed hard.His whole body was stiff and he jumped over the chattering aunt with his hands and feet, tightly holding the other end of the leash tied around Zhou Yaoyang's neck in his hand, wanting to lead him away calmly.

Just nip the damage in the bud!

The golden retriever obediently followed Su Ran and took a step forward. With just one step, its huge and brave body stopped. Even though Su Ran pulled the rope in his hand, it remained motionless.

It felt strange.

The soul is light and Teddy is unwilling to give up the fat that reaches his mouth. When the golden retriever takes a step forward, it is still clinging to his hind legs, and his eyes are even more blurred. When the golden retriever moves, it must have rubbed against its important It's in place, it can't stop the moaning and moaning of 'hmm' a few times.

The golden retriever turned his head slowly, and looked at his hind legs expressionlessly. It moved so slowly that Su Ran suddenly remembered the slow motion of the killer in the movie.

The author has something to say:

Who is more lethal, the beautiful aunt or Ganritian Teddy?