My roommate always acts like a baby, what should I do?

"Hey, what did I see?" Su Ran flipped the pages a few times, lost interest, and became dizzy, "I didn't expect you to be quite advanced in reading."

Zhou Yao said contemptuously, "Can you understand what kind of book this is?"

Su Ran coughed, and her mind turned quickly: "No, but I don't think this is the kind of dross that has no connotation, such as romance, martial arts, and ghost stories! What kind of book is this, Western philosophy?"

"Ghost Story"

"what?"

Zhou Yaoyang raised the thick original English book in his hand, "This is the dross you just said that has no connotation, no meaning, and wastes time and life."

Su Ran: "..."

Su Ran flattered and patted the horse's leg. Since the incident on Valentine's Day, although Zhou Yaoyang had already talked to himself, it still felt weird. He lay on his back for a long time, listening to Zhou Yaoyang's flipping the pages of the book. Think of the purpose of my coming - to negotiate.

Now let's not get to know you in the same way!

"By the way, why did you wake up so early today?" I used to wait until 11 o'clock.

"Not good?" Zhou Yaoyang's bright spectacle lenses slipped a ray of light under the light, and said lazily, "I'm waking up longer every day now."

No wonder.

"Really? After that, won't you be able to wake up completely and return to yourself? Great!"

"Really?"

It seemed to be a question sentence, but Su Ran felt that Zhou Yaoyang, who was not very happy today, seemed to be in a better mood after saying this sentence.

Zhou Yaoyang is not as excited as he was when he was awake for longer, or after so much experience, he knows that sooner or later he will completely withdraw from the golden retriever's body and regain control of his own body, so all this is just a long and boring process. .

He put down the novel in his hand, put one hand on the head of the bed, and turned his side to Su Ran, smiling with obvious gentleness, even a little embarrassed: "I returned to my body earlier, are you happy?"

Su Ran: "Of course! This way the golden retriever can fully wake up, and I can finally take it to a normal blind date! The golden retriever is already three years old, and it's too late to find a partner. Don't you think there will be a bunch of golden retrievers in the future? Is it a very happy thing to be around you..."

Zhou Yaoyang: "..."

The gentle smile in Zhou Yaoyang's eyes faded away little by little, but the man began to think about the life of the golden-haired descendants without realizing it at all.Zhou Yaoyang said almost word by word: "Just, this, like?"

"Uh..." How could this person's face change?But Su Ran already knew him a little bit, and knew that this person's personality was unpredictable, so he immediately added, "Of course I'm happy for you, you don't want to be like this forever, do you?"

Zhou Yaoyang sneered, looked Su Ran up and down, "Yes."

Su Ran didn't understand the meaning of Zhou Yaoyang's scrutiny at all, so goose bumps appeared on his arms, probably because of the strong wind at night... Maybe.Seeing that the topic was on the right track, Su Ran gave a dry cough and continued: "After the... incident a few days ago, I think we need to discuss some things again."

This "event" naturally refers to the fact that when Zhou Yaoyang went on a blind date a few days ago, he couldn't resist the golden retriever's nature and almost ate up Dui Xiang. As a result, Su Ran had to run away in the middle of the night holding the Dui Xiang.

Hearing this, Zhou Yaoyang's face turned even colder.

"Since you occasionally stay in the Golden Retriever's body now, you should also listen to me occasionally when you are the Golden Retriever."

Zhou Yaoyang gritted his teeth: "I remember you asked me to go on a blind date..."

Su Ran: "...Leaving this aside, I think the golden retriever also needs to wear a leash, so as to effectively prevent what happened last time from happening again."

Zhou Yaoyang's thin lips moved lightly, and two words popped out: "Don't talk"

"...Why?" Doesn't he think that if he leads the dog on a leash, he can fundamentally solve the problem?Also, why did he feel that Zhou Yaoyang was trying to suppress his anger?The expressions became even colder, obviously the two of them chatted quite happily just now, and imagined their future life!

Zhou Yaoyang answered it as a matter of course: "I don't like" jokes, does he think he will let such a thing happen again?

Zhou Yaoyang picked up the book again, and said as if he didn't want to talk to him anymore: "Do you have anything else to do?"

"In a few days, a classmate in my class will come to celebrate her birthday." Su Ran hesitated for a while, but said cautiously, "I want to buy a gift for her? But I have no money..."

"Shu Yuan?"

Eh?He actually knew, but Su Ran immediately remembered that when the squad leader called, Zhou Yaoyang was beside him.

Zhou Yaoyang didn't pause at all, and continued: "Instead of worrying about this issue, you should think about more important issues."

"what?"

"----When are you going to pay for the TV?"

Su Ran is embarrassed.

When she was a freshman, Su Ran moved out with her golden retriever after living in the university dormitory for half a month. She thought it was difficult to find a house, but she posted a rent-seeking message on the Internet. In a very high-end community near the school, the environment is very good. The key is that the price is much lower than others. He was a little hesitant at first, but the agent was very enthusiastic and emphasized repeatedly that this is the lowest price in this community, and the landlord requires Must be a college student, it doesn't matter if the price is low.

It was only after Su Ran rented that she realized how good this place is. The transportation is convenient, the environment is beautiful, the house is spacious and bright, the furniture is simple and modern, and she can move in with her bags.

However, there is also a shortcoming, that is, any piece of furniture here is definitely not cheap... Su Ran thought that this landlord must be a local tycoon, so that even the rental room was decorated in such a low-key and luxurious way and rented to a poor student like him.

The house with two bedrooms and one living room only charged his rent, so Su Ran couldn't be happier. It wasn't until late at night two months ago that Zhou Yaoyang moved in suddenly. At that time, Su Ran was still thinking, who was crazy and moved in the middle of the night? Woolen cloth.

It was only later that I found out that Zhou Yaoyang had been in a car accident three years ago, and his damaged soul had penetrated into the body of a newborn golden retriever, while his own body was in a vegetative state and stayed in the hospital.

It wasn't until half a year later that when the golden retriever was extremely weak in the middle of the night, the soul returned to his body to regain consciousness, but because the situation was too weird, he didn't say a word to his family. It was a joke, and the soul passed through a golden retriever whom he had never met before. Who would believe it.

In this way, he started his soul-traveling life for nearly two years, spending more than 20 hours in the body of the golden retriever and 2 hours in his own body every day.

The family members always knew that he was not in good health and often fell asleep, so they followed Zhou Yaoyang's request for self-study at home.

Until half a year ago, when his condition was a little stable, he went through the formalities for studying abroad, and moved here quietly without telling everyone—his soul and body were finally a little closer. He lived a fine life, living in the body of the golden retriever during the day, and the soul returned to his body at night.

Of course, Zhou Yaoyang told him this slowly like squeezing toothpaste.

At this time, Su Ran began to cry: "Obviously you broke it, I haven't even watched TV!"

"I remember you are the owner of the golden retriever?"

"But the person in its body is you..."

As if Zhou Yaoyang had expected it, he closed the book with one hand, the white light flashed on his face, and a sharp light was reflected from the rimless glasses, leaning on the bed with one elbow bent, his index finger tapped lightly and unconsciously own jaw.

Because Su Ran came over to read Zhou Yaoyang's book just now, the two of them were very close, so that they were almost face to face, "I went on a blind date a few days ago."

Su Ran was taken aback for a moment before realizing that it was the pet blind date meeting that day, and she nodded blankly.

"What if some chick falls in love with the golden retriever, and if you are not careful, you will have a little golden retriever again—you know, although my soul is in the golden retriever's body, sometimes I can't control it at all The nature of the golden retriever..." Zhou Yaoyang's voice was slow, pointing to the end, looking at Su Ran with incomparable sincerity, the amber eyes were shining brilliantly, and sighed, Su Ran remembered the scene that he would never forget, so he hurriedly clicked Head, that knows.

Zhou Yaoyang continued to speak softly, his voice was low and sexy, Su Ran could even feel his breath on his face, the tip of his nose was slightly itchy, Zhou Yaoyang said: "Then if there is a little golden retriever, do I have to be responsible for it? After all, I stay in the golden retriever's body, so you want that little golden retriever to call me daddy?"

Su Ran almost peed in fright.

One person, one dog... No, no, two dogs and one person, what a soul-stirring love triangle story of black dogs and blood!Su Ran didn't dare to think about it, especially Zhou Yaoyang, staying in the golden retriever's body, feeling the golden retriever's sex with other golden retrievers, this is simply...

Su Ran almost shook her head, "Of course not, even if something happens, you will never be held responsible! It has nothing to do with you and nothing to do with you. No matter what the golden retriever does, it will be responsible for it. Dare to do it."

"Really?"

Su Ran nodded her head like pounding garlic. He was so dizzy today that he burst into tears!

Zhou Yaoyang's voice was very slow, with a slight rise in the end: "So the behavior of the golden retriever—whether I'm in his body or not, I'm not responsible for it?"

Su Ran shook her head: "No need."

Zhou Yaoyang finally revealed his sinful nature, the tenderness just now disappeared in an instant, and the cruel voice said without mercy: "Since the golden retriever is responsible for what he does, then as the owner of the golden retriever, what's wrong with paying for the TV?"

Su Ran shook her head halfway and then stopped suddenly. It seemed that Zhou Yaoyang didn't need to be responsible for the golden retriever's behavior. He seemed to have said it himself, but why did he feel that something was wrong?

Zhou Yaoyang looked at Su Ran with mocking eyes: "Why don't you ask the boss who sells you things and gives you chocolates and roses on Valentine's Day, would he be willing to pay you the money?"

Su Ran: "..."

"Now, you can go."

Su Ran: "..."

Su Ran was speechless.This is definitely the most naked revenge!Isn't it because I didn't buy him a gift for Valentine's Day?How much vengeance does he hold!And even if I remember that it is Valentine's Day, then it's not appropriate to give him a gift~~

Su Ran looked at Zhou Yaoyang in disbelief, and the latter continued to read his original English novel without turning his eyes. The tenderness and sexiness just now had all disappeared!

Sure enough, a man's gentleness is deceiving!Liars are all routines!

It's all my fault that Xunxin didn't see his sinister intentions clearly just now.Zhou Yaoyang waited for a long time, then turned his head slightly to look at him provocatively rather than in doubt.

Su Ran was about to cry at this time, she wanted to buy a birthday present for Shu Yuan at the beginning of school, and she wanted to squeeze out some of the small living expenses, but it happened that the TV broke down and she had to pay for it herself, why did all these bad things happen? Come together!

Su Ran hesitated for a while, and said honestly, "I really have no money."

Yaoyang didn't look surprised at all, "Oh?"

"Um"

At this time, Zhou Yaoyang's whole body was full of the temperament of pork chops. He folded the book in front of his body, and stared at Su Ran emotionlessly. For some reason, Su Ran suddenly felt that he was actually just being stared at for a long time. At last, like a prey about to be caught in the net, I heard him say lightly:

"It's okay, I can lend it to you, but... pledge your bank card to me."

Su Ran numbly walked out of Zhou Yaoyang's room.

At the beginning, he was full of confidence to change his fate as a cook, excrement shoveler, masseur, and crisis coordinator. When he came out, Zhou Yaoyang had transformed into his biggest creditor.

Such a life is dark.

The author has something to say:

Su Ran: I wanted to negotiate, but I ended up with the biggest creditor.

Zhou Yaoyang: Want to buy gifts for girls?There are no doors!