Fake Celestial Master Lives as a Half Immortal

After leaving school, it was almost eleven o'clock.Lin Bi clamored for supper, but Yan Yugu refused to let him eat outside food, saying that he would go back and cook it.

Where are you going?Naturally, he returned to the forest to avoid home.The subway is out of service, and I have to investigate the other two students tomorrow. It would be too troublesome to rush back to the courtyard.Lin Bi was thinking about Yan Yugu's cooking skills, so he agreed to let him stay.

Lin Bi's refrigerator was empty, only a few eggs, a large piece of fresh lean meat and a handful of shallots.Yan Yugu directly cooked him a pot of porridge with lean meat, white rice and green onions. The porridge was fragrant and rotten, moderately salty.After eating a bowl of porridge, his stomach was warm, and Lin Bi was limp on the seat as if he had no bones.

Yan Yugu ate very slowly and carefully, scooping porridge slowly with one hand, while holding the phone with the other hand, typing away tick-tock, as if he was sending a message to someone.

Lin Bi sat facing him, stretched out his foot to poke Yan Yugu's leg: "Brother, what are you doing?"

Yan Yugu came back to his senses, "Ask the police about the situation."

Lin Bi curled his lips and said, "How can the police have such a big mouth? Tell you everything?"

In the next second, he was slapped in the face by Yan Yugu, and the "big mouth police" on the other end of the phone sent a series of investigation conclusions.

Yan Yugu looked at it all the way, and said emphatically: "The teacher of the dead toilet is the head teacher of the second (tenth) class of high school. The police checked his file. Do you want to guess what they found?"

Lin Bi rolled his eyes, Yan Yugu was not annoyed, and said softly: "I found the record of his arrest for prostitution last week."

"Whoring!?" Lin Bi almost didn't turn his eyes back. He thought that the teacher in charge who cheated on marriage was already inferior to a beast, but he didn't expect it! "Will the school not know about such a big thing?"

"It must have been suppressed by someone." Yan Yugu swallowed the last bit of food in the bowl, "Also, that 'Miss' just finished."

Lin Bi's eyes widened, and he made up a 48-episode ethics TV series. After the superficially gentle teacher and the female students got together, he accidentally discovered that the teacher had other people besides himself. In the toilet...

"Wait!" Lin Bi suddenly remembered what the toilet ghost said about the gold-rimmed glasses and the female student arguing in the toilet. He raised his eyebrows and said, "It's not a teacher-student relationship! That student...what's his name, Li, plum……"

Yan Yugu kindly reminded: "Li Li."

"Yes, Li Li!" Lin Bi excitedly said, "I suspect that Li Li discovered the teacher's secret and threatened him in the toilet!"

Yan Yugu picked up the bowls and chopsticks, and said calmly: "Then how did Li Li discover the secret of the head teacher's prostitution?"

Lin Bi was stunned, and Yan Yugu continued: "Why did Li Li and the class teacher both die after the negotiation broke down?" He looked at Lin Bi who was stunned, "The only thing we can be sure of now is , Li Li and the homeroom teacher were killed by 'something', but who is going to kill them?"

Lin Bi fell into deep thought.

Yan Yugu knocked on the table, and finally said: "We are not the police. There is no need to analyze the relationship between the characters in the whole thing. It is our ultimate goal to find out who is cursing people."

Lin Bi bit his finger lightly, thinking: "Could it be the head teacher's wife?"

Yan Yugu said: "I can't rule out the possibility, but when the police questioned her, she was completely unaware of her husband's prostitution."

Lin Bi sneered and said, "'Don't talk nonsense that we love each other very much?'"

After supper, Lin Bi consciously went to wash the pots and dishes. Yan Yugu was staying at his house tonight. Lin Bi pointed to the small sofa and said, "Where do you sleep."

His house has two halls and two rooms, with only one bed, and the other room was used as a study.Yan Yugu pointed out something: "The bed in your bedroom is quite big."

"No!" Lin Bi fiercely refused, and Yan Yugu ignored him. After buying unopened new underwear at the convenience store downstairs, he hid in the toilet and took a bath.Lin Bi was so angry that he jumped up and down, but he couldn't beat him, so he put out all the doll pillows at home and made a [-] line.

After taking a bath, Yan Yugu walked out of the bathroom wearing only a pair of trousers. His white porcelain skin was covered with lean and smooth muscle lines, which caused Lin Bu to feel blushing for no reason, and subconsciously glanced at him. Glancing at the most concerned part, he cursed inwardly, he is also a kid who grew up learning art on the mountain, why is he so good?

Before going to sleep, Lin Bi specially emphasized: "This is the [-]th parallel line, don't cross the line!"

Yan Yugu said lightly: "Are you a primary school girl?"

Lin Bi was so angry that he almost jumped off the bed.

Yan Yugu hadn't had a rest all day and was tired at the moment. He lay flat on the bed and closed his eyes. It didn't take long before he evenly breathed and fell asleep. Lin Bi slept all afternoon and was very energetic at the moment, lying on the bed and couldn't fall asleep. Staring at the ceiling in a daze.

After counting hundreds of sheep, he became more and more awake, so Yigulu got up from the bed and sat in the living room to watch his mobile phone.He called up the school's post bar page, clicked on the main column on the right, found Li Li's ID, and browsed her home page.

Li Li's post bar ID is called Lilith Queen. The homepage is full of cosplay posts, and they are very productive. Basically, a set of films is published a week, with four to five thousand fans, which can barely be regarded as a small celebrity.Lin Bi casually clicked on Li Li's latest post, and a series of photos overflowed the screen. The beautiful and feminine girl wore a wig, painted rich makeup, and posed various seductive poses for the camera.

A group of fans below howled and said that the goddess is so beautiful, the goddess Saigao.There is even a small advertising guy, who left a message at the bottom of the post claiming that there is a small movie about Queen Lilith.

Lin Bi thought it was funny, he clicked on the small advertisement and replied: "Borrow one to talk."

After posting, he didn't take it seriously, rubbed his neck, and continued to browse other posts, but Brother Maimian replied to Lin Bi, very fast, and directly chatted privately: "Brother, are you sincerely buying the film? It's 50 yuan."

50 yuan! ?Lin Fang didn't bother to reply, so he sent two unclear screenshots to show his sincerity.

In the first screenshot, the girl wears two long black ponytails, her round buttocks are raised and her back is turned to the camera. An ambiguous bright yellow light flows down her bare back, and a layer of pearly luster appears on her skin. "Damn it!" Lin Bi's blood spurted, he couldn't help clamping his legs, and slipped his fingers to the next photo.

The next photo was even bolder, it was directly a frontal photo, but the girl in the photo still didn’t show her face, she was naked, with a golden drop-shaped necklace hanging around her neck, and her two thin and weak arms covering her chest , half-hidden, more seductive.

Brother McMian said: "What about the boss? Are you satisfied? 50 yuan, no matter what!"

Lin Bi felt a little restless in his heart, and tried repeatedly on the edge of morality. When he thought about it carefully, he had really lived a life of asceticism recently, and hadn't had academic "spiritual friendship" with Japanese female teachers for a long time.Looking at these photos now, I couldn't sit still for a while. After a long battle between heaven and man, I replied: "Are you sure it's Queen Lilith? Don't just show me the whole selection of news broadcasts!"

The cereal brother replied: "I'm also drunk, 50 yuan, if you can't buy it, you will lose money, if you can't buy it, you will be fooled, do you want it? If you don't want it, just pull it down!"

Lin Bi is dubious, there are too many scammers like this on the Internet, who use the title of some private photos/videos, and after paying the money, the leaked photos are most likely other photos.Lin Bitian fought for a long time before he said coyly, "Alipay payment?"

Maybe he hesitated for too long, and the guy at the other end went there for some reason, and didn't reply.Lin Bi sat in the living room like an idiot, waited for a while with his mobile phone in his hand, and after confirming that Brother Maimian would not show up again, he stood up resentfully, ready to go to the toilet to communicate with Miss Five Fingers.

"Ah!" As soon as he raised his head, he was taken aback by Yan Yugu who appeared at an unknown time, and all the charming interest that had just arisen in his heart was shattered. "Brother! Why don't you come out in the middle of the night without sleeping?"

Yan Yugu looked innocent, and said inexplicably: "Drink water, you are the one who stays up in the middle of the night, what are you doing here?"

Lin Bi raised his phone angrily, "Just playing."

What he forgot was that there was a large-scale screenshot sent by Brother Maimian on his phone, and Yan Yugu narrowed his eyes slightly, "Whose picture is that?"

Dangerous coldness spread between the two, and Lin Bi, like a cat whose tail was stepped on, frowned and said, "No!" He blushed, and suddenly remembered the screenshot he forgot to accept just now, Quickly put the phone behind her back, "I'm so sleepy, go to sleep!"

He pretended to be nonchalant, and guiltily wanted to bypass Yan Yugu and run into the bedroom, but Yan Yugu grabbed his wrist with great force, causing Lin Bi to let out a cry of pain.

Yan Yugu frowned and said, "Show me that photo."

Lin Bi said in horror, "What, what?"

Is this person who offered to see large-scale screenshots really the brother Si Bingshan I know?

Yan Yugu couldn't help but snatch the phone he hid behind him, the screen was still on, and stayed on the second large-scale screenshot.Yan Yugu zoomed in, zoomed in, and zoomed in again, and the frame was fixed on the girl's smooth and sunken collarbone. Through the blurred picture quality, one could vaguely see the drop-shaped necklace hanging from the girl's neck.

Lin Bi anxiously said: "Shi, Shi, brother, what's wrong?"

Yan Yugu dragged him back to the bedroom, took out his mobile phone, and showed Lin Bi the chat records between him and the police informant.A few photos were attached inside, Yan Yugu said: "This necklace, Li Li also has the exact same one."

Lin Bi's eyes widened. It just so happened that the cereal brother had disappeared and returned. Without further ado, he sent an Alipay account directly. Yan Yugu said: "Transfer the money to him, and confirm."

Lin Bi obeyed obediently, and Brother Maimian was really innocent. After receiving the account, he sent a link to the online disk. The video is not big, only a few hundred M, and it was downloaded quickly.It's just that the picture quality is too poor, the faces inside are almost blurred into a mosaic, and the sound is a bit distorted.

It is difficult to tell whether the girl in the video is Li Li just by looking at the screen.

After watching the beginning, Yan Yugu directly turned off the short video, and sent a message to Brother Mai Mian on Lin Bi's mobile phone: "Where did you get the video?"

After a while, Brother Maimian replied: "500 yuan, I will bring you into the group."

500 yuan!Lin Bi's heart ached for a while, and Yan Yugu replied, "Okay."

However, Brother Mai suddenly disappeared.