Fake Celestial Master Lives as a Half Immortal

Chapter 5 Husband Sprinkling Sugar

Yan Yugu drew a soul-fixing spell with cinnabar on Lao Shou's back, and then talked in detail about the address of the ancient tomb that Li Leren would go to every year at this time in the study.

The old smelly road is located on an island in the East China Sea. The tomb has a peculiar shape and is divided into two floors.One is on land and one is in the sea.

Yan Yugu asked: "Then have you ever gone in?"

Lao Shou shook his head and said: "No, only 'living gods' can enter that place...every time he goes, he becomes so much younger..."

Lin Bi bit his fingertips and remained silent.

Yan Yugu frowned slightly, and asked in doubt: "You have never been in, so how are you going to take us there?"

Hearing this, Old Smelly was shocked and said: "What? Do you want me to take you there?! No, no! I am not a cat with nine lives... Last time I took you back to the wishing village..."

Yan Yugu said coldly: "The soul flies away."

Old Smelly closed his mouth immediately, his face full of sadness.

If you look at the face in the past, Xiaoyin is a complete beauty, and the sad look on his face can indeed arouse the pity of the majority of male compatriots.It's a pity that this old smelly soul is now hidden in Xiaoyin's skin.It would be even better if she could replace the flowery underpants and old man's shirt she was wearing.

Yan Yugu grabbed Lin Bi's hand and pulled it out of his mouth, and wiped his red and wet fingertips with a tissue.

"Don't bite." He held Lin Bi's hand firmly, and said softly, "Bite me at night."

Lin Bi blushed: "..."

shameless!

Lao Shou hesitated for a while between "100% will die when the soul flies away" and "90.00% will die, and [-]% will survive", and finally gritted his teeth and agreed: "I agree."

Yan Yugu said: "You haven't answered my question yet, since you haven't been there, why..."

Lao Shouda rolled his eyes and said, "I've never eaten pork, but I've seen pigs run away."

He's concerned about that ancient tomb... No, maybe it should be called a sea tomb more properly.Lao Shou's understanding of the sea tomb was pieced together from a few words of "living gods".Lao Chou said: "Only 'living gods' can go to that sea tomb. We mortals have always seen a phantom from a distance. There is a word..." He racked his brains to think After a while, he clapped his hands and said, "Hai Shi Chan Lou!"

Lin Bi corrected him: "It's a mirage."

Lao Shou waved his hands and said, "It's all the same! Anyway, to go to that place, you have to take a boat, but this boat is not an ordinary boat..."

Speaking of this, he deliberately put on a hold, showing a secretive smile, and after whetting Lin Bu's appetite, he said, "You can only get there by taking the 'ghost ship'."

Lin Bideng was terrified, Lao Shou lowered his voice, and said mysteriously: "'Living Immortal' never takes us on a ghost ship, of course, we dare not go on it if we want to. This ship is too evil! It's just like Xiaoshan Tall, with a low head and a high tail, the boat is divided into upper and lower floors, and there are even pavilions and pavilions! There is also a spike standing up like a hedgehog on the stern of the boat, and a skinny human body is tied on the spine. Weird thing that looks like a monkey instead of a monkey!"

Yan Yugu said: "That's a sea monkey."

Old Chou said: "Whatever monkey it is! The strangest thing is that this boat is made of paper."

Paper-made ships can sail the sea, ride the wind and waves, without losing a single cent.Old Smelly said: "There is a 'Living Immortal' that can be summoned on that ship, and the rest of the time, they wander around and patrol there. In the early years, when I went with the 'Living Immortal', I ran into a group of foreigners! Hey, If you ask me, this group of big ocean horses are really bold, and I don’t know what reason they used to coax a ship boss to work for them, and dare to follow the 'living fairy' onto the ghost ship!"

What happened later, Lao Shou didn't know.In short, three days later, a few floating corpses that had been bitten by fish and swollen to white by the seawater floated from the coast.Looking at the clothes and accessories, one can vaguely distinguish the person, that is the ship's boss who dared to follow the "living fairy"?

And the fishing boat that followed the ghost ship to sea seemed to have turned into another ghost ship and wandered in the sea.

After listening, Lin Bi asked the last question, he was puzzled: "After all, why did Li...'Living Immortal' take you to that sea tomb?"

Lao Shou scratched his head and said, "I don't know very well, but I always feel that he regards me as someone else."

Lin Bi thought about Lao Shou's real appearance for a moment, his beard was unshaven, his teeth were yellow, and he looked terribly sloppy!Even the beggar is probably much cleaner than he looks.

The old man said angrily: "What are you thinking! I was so handsome when I was young! Everyone loves everyone, and flowers bloom when they see each other...Girls who want to marry me can go all the way from here to foreign countries, believe it or not!"

Lin Bidao: "Change the word 'marry' into the word 'fight', and I will believe it."

"Stinky boy!" Old Smelly hated his teeth, but because of Yan Yugu who was sitting beside him, he couldn't get angry, so he sat on the stool and muttered: "I wish you chrysanthemums bloom!"

Lin Bi: "..."

After confirming the departure time with Lao Shou, Yan Yugu mercilessly kicked him out.She didn't even stay down for lunch.Lao Shou touched his sore buttocks from the fall, moaned and chirped, and dared not speak out.At this time, a man in sunglasses suddenly walked out from the side, helped her up politely, and said softly, "Does it hurt from the fall?"

"No!" Lao Shou withdrew his thin white arm from the man's hand, looked at him vigilantly and said, "Who are you?"

The man in sunglasses took off the black sunglasses on his face, revealing a pair of azure blue eyes, and a high nose bridge like a hook, and said in his proficient Mandarin: "Hello, I am a 'dark tourist', and I am also a A producer, may I ask if you are friends with the owner here..."

"Dark tourist?" Old Smelly frowned and said, "What is that?"

The man in the sunglasses thought for a while and replied, "Do you know what 'black tourism' means? Using Wikipedia's definition, it refers to 'traveling to places where death, disaster, pain, horror, or tragedy occurred. Phenomena'. The purpose of my visit to China this time is to find the residence of the recently popular 'living gods' and find out..."

Looking at the blue eyes, high nose bridge, and fair skin of the man in sunglasses, Lao Shou was stunned.

Seeing that she didn't respond, the man in the sunglasses slapped his head again and said, "I forgot to introduce, my name is Steve... If you would help me contact the owner of this house and cooperate with me to create a "living fairy" Documentary, I will definitely thank you very much - money does not matter!"

The old stinky rolled his eyes and said courteously, "Deal!"

Lin Bi and Yan Yugu in the courtyard were talking, but they didn't know that the old stinky eyes outside the door rolled their eyes and quietly betrayed them.

Yan Yugu said that this morning he and Bai Yan went to the Taoist temple built by the "believers" in city A for Li Leren.They call it "theism".The incense was strong and people came and went. Apart from ordinary people, he also saw a few stars in the entertainment circle and rookies in the business world as hosts in the Taoist temple.

"The purpose of his Taoist temple is not just to promote himself and show off. There is another usage of the Taoist temple..." Yan Yugu said: "He wants to rely on others' belief in him to turn success and virtue, and to wash away his grievances. "

Belief……

Lin Bi was in a trance for a while, and then heard Yan Yugu say: "I was able to save you from the six realms of reincarnation, thanks to the merits you accumulated in the past..."

That's it!

Yan Yugu continued: "The reincarnation king and the judges were troubled by you. While you are riddled with evil and obstacles, you are also riddled with merit."

His words brought Lin Bi back to the days when he was interrogated by the criminal law in the Underworld, his face turned pale and he shook his body.Yan Yugu quickly pulled him into his arms, "Stop talking, stop talking. Let's change the subject."

Lin Fang shook his head, expressing that he was fine.

"Then Baiyan and Li Leren..."

"Because of Jin Gu's relationship, people from the Tianshi Association have been eyeing Li Leren for a long time. It's just that his whereabouts are surreptitious, and he comes and goes without a trace. After investigating for a long time, I only found the clue of Zhu Yiheng." Yan Yugu said, "Bai Yan Yan is an undercover agent, working for Zhu Yiheng, in fact, to win his trust, but what he didn't expect was that we would step in as soon as he had a clue..."

"So Bai Yan is here to cooperate with us?"

"Almost." Yan Yugu replied, "He came to us to exchange information."

"Speaking of Jin Gu..." Lin Bu thought of another thing, "Is she still...?"

"Yes." Yan Yugu said: "She is a soul body, if she wants to burst out like Lian Ji... there is only one end, the soul flies to annihilation. Everything she knows has already been asked. Do you think what do you know?"

Lin Bi touched his chest, "It wasn't a coincidence that Master found the hospital, right?"

Yan Yugu readily admitted, "Yes, I asked him to come... the reincarnation of the fairy bone, a vision from the sky." He stretched out his hand and stroked Lin Fang's facial features, "At that time, Yan Xuanzi went out early to find you. The door, running from one hospital to another, almost broke my leg..."

He never called Yan Fu his father or master, and always called him by his Taoist name.

Lin Bi said guiltily, "It's no wonder Master's legs and feet are inconvenient now..."

Yan Yugu was silent for a moment, and said: "...his legs and feet are not good, because one year he went up the mountain to grab peaches with mandrills, but he didn't snatch the ones that fell from the trees. It has nothing to do with you..."

Give me back my feelings!Lin Bi forced the tears back into his eyes.

Yan Yugu said again: "Even if his leg is broken, he is worth it, after all, I owe him a favor."

The favor of the reincarnation king of the ten halls of the underworld is not so easy to earn.During the time when Yan Yugu ran from the underworld to the world to be Yan's father's cheap son, he heard Yan's father waking up in his sleep countless times.

Lin Bi's mood improved a lot, and the two of them were sticky talking small things again while making plans.With the short travel experience of the last one-day trip to "Wishing Village", Lin Bi strongly suggested that in addition to the yellow talisman paper, he should also bring some evil items such as glutinous rice, black donkey's hooves, and ancient coins and red ropes.

Yan Yugu said: "Yellow talismans shouldn't be used in the sea tomb... I'm worried that the humidity in the tomb is too high. Besides, talisman paper won't work against Li Leren."

Lin Bi was about to say something, Yan Yugu said again: "Don't worry, I will take care of this matter."

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