Those days when I fell in love with monsters

Lang Jun patted his ass and left after finishing the important matter.Before leaving, he left a sentence: "Don't push the film away because of fear!"

Du Jiayan twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking, you still know I'm afraid...it's really rare.

As soon as the monster left, Du Jiayan went upstairs and scolded Erbao from the roof.

"I see you noble and glamorous basking in the moonlight every day. Why haven't you cultivated to become a master? You are the first to run away to see other people's ingots—" Du Jiayan slipped the puppet cat's neck and came down from the stairs, "loyalty Protector! I will set a pennant for him and come back tomorrow, you, no!"

Er Bao screamed and complained: "The cheap dog ran away with its tail between its legs in fright, don't think I didn't see it!"

"At least Yuanbao has tipped off the news, and he still stood in front of me to pass the fierce handsome man, what about you!" Seeing that he dared to refute, Du Jiayan immediately increased the punishment, "This month's canned cat food is gone, you should do it yourself!"

Yuan Bao showed a proud and mighty face, as if he saved the whole world.

Erbao ran away, rushed to the cat climbing pole and started jumping up and down, scratching the hemp rope to vent his anger.

"Why are you so proud? I said that on purpose just now." Du Jiayan glanced at Er Bao, making sure he couldn't hear him, and then whispered a lesson to Yuan Bao, "Honestly speaking, I am very disappointed in your performance of running away with your tail between your legs. Very disappointed, Yuan Bao, you hurt me."

Yuan Bao whimpered and fell down.The pride on his face was gone.

"Alright, remember to do better next time!" Du Jiayan encouraged him, and then called Liu Ming.

"Come out! Call Yu Shuang and eat hot pot!" Du Jiayan thought angrily, enjoying what should be enjoyed.But—you can't forget about work, so he added, "Don't forget to call the reporter on the cooperation platform, and you can publish a draft tomorrow."

So at six o'clock in the evening, the actor and actress and Liu Ming, the light bulb in the eyes of outsiders, sat together in the box to boil the tripe.

"Oh, why did you invite me to a hot pot restaurant for dinner?" Yu Shuang complained, "It's high in calories, and it's too irritating, and I'll get acne. There's a cover shoot for VOGUE tomorrow!"

"What are you talking about? A gay, a woman, who are you showing off to?" Du Jiayan raised his head and glared at her, "Then don't eat it, come on, eat grass!"

After finishing speaking, Du Jiayan gave her a handful of raw Chrysanthemum chrysanthemum.

"That doesn't work either..." Yu Shuang swallowed, his eyes flicked around the pork, mutton and beef slices, "I haven't eaten hot pot for four years. Just eat one or two slices, two slices of each, it should be fine. "

Du Jiayan rolled his eyes: "Pretend!"

Liu Ming is the one who eats the most carelessly. She is not a star, and she is so fat that she can still make money. She took a mouthful of vermicelli: "Hey, Du Jiayan, you are a little angry today."

Du Jiayan ate his head and ate wildly. He didn't look like a male star who had reached his thirties and needed to keep in shape.

"Is it because I didn't eat the little wolf dog that I wanted to eat hot pot to vent my anger?" Liu Ming asked empathetically.

"I want you to take care of it!" Du Jiayan said viciously as he took a bite of the pig's blood ball.Not only did I not eat it, but I was almost eaten, okay?It's a pity that no one will believe this.

"Little wolf dog? What's going on? Why don't I know?" Yu Shuang felt that he couldn't keep up with the changes of the times.

Liu Ming sorted it out for her: "...that little model offered to visit his house, and Du Jiayan was so happy that she danced to Britney's "Taxi" in the car in front of my old lady, so sissy... ..."

"The newcomer is so brave now?" Yu Shuang was speechless, "I went to the senior's house when I first met, or I took the initiative. Isn't this sending it to your door to ask for unspoken rules?"

"I don't dare to lie to him now." Du Jiayan pouted.

"What's the matter?" Liu Ming was really curious, "Why didn't you get it? I found a few invitations for you last night. There is a variety show suitable for newcomers. I want to pick it up and let you throw it to him." They paid the overnight fee. If the qualifications are not bad, you can sign it."

"Don't, don't, don't say such things in the future." Du Jiayan hurriedly stopped, signed the head monster back, and asked the whole company to have dinner for him?

"Then he offended you?" Yu Shuang asked tentatively, "Do you want to..."

"No, don't, don't want anything." Du Jiayan almost wanted to bow to the two nosy women, "In short, don't stumbling him, and don't show courtesy to him, help him if you can secretly, but, don't worry Don't be smart!"

Liu Ming and Yu Shuang exchanged a shocked look, and they both looked at Du Jiayan: "Oh my God, are you sincere?"

"What?" Du Shi was confused.

"Don't dare to lie to him, and don't want to be suppressed by others, isn't it falling in love with him?" Liu Ming looked worried, looking at his artist like a silly son.

"That's right! Also, what's your name? The second male lead who has been silently giving? My friend, after acting in so many TV dramas, you still don't know the routine? You have to be a domineering president to catch up with him!" After finishing speaking, Yu Shuang I picked up another piece of meat, brushed myself with sauce, and when I put it in my mouth, I suddenly remembered, "Huh? What's my first piece?"

"No. 11, Miss VOGUE." Du Jiayan said sadly.

Yu Shuang screamed and threw away the chopsticks.However, she swallowed the piece of meat in her mouth whole.

Seeing this, Du Jiayan smiled in a good mood.

The entire meal time was spent discussing Du Jiayan's gossip.The two women, Yu Shuang and Liu Ming, were as good as [-] ducks, quacking non-stop. They also found Lang Jun's Baidu Encyclopedia to study his place of birth, height, and appearance.Yu Shuang did it on the spot and helped the two people match the constellations, and found that the matching degree was very high.

Du Jiayan was in distress, because it was really hard to explain why his attitude towards Lang Jun was like this, so he had to acquiesce in the end, and he was tempted.I want to have a heart-to-heart relationship with Lang Jun, not a heart-to-heart deal.

So much so that this misunderstanding continued for a long time later. When a large group of people were playing Truth or Dare, Ron Duoduo asked Du Jiayan who fell in love with him or his brother first. Du Jiayan proudly said that Lang Jun liked him first.As a result, Liu Ming and Yu Shuang jumped out to tear down the stage, saying that he was shameless.

At the end of the meal, Du Jiayan paid the bill and helped Yu Shuang out of the store.When entering the car door, Du Jiayan also helped her cut her hair, while Yu Shuang showed a shy smile.

The next day, the headline of Penguin.com's draft was "The fish maw couple fit together, eating hot pot together in a down-to-earth manner."

On Group [-], there were also people uploading sneak shots of the news, and many people said that the one with their hair pulled up was irritated, and they felt that Du Yingdi was really gentle.only--

"Fish belly couple?" Du Jiayan called Liu Ming, "God damn fish belly couple, how did the reporter come up with the name?"

"This was started by your CP fans, not a reporter." Liu Ming took the opportunity to accuse him, "You don't go to forums, you don't open Weibo. You still don't listen to fans' opinions."

Du Jiayan plucked his ears: "Isn't that your job, otherwise why would I spend money to support the team?"

Liu Ming was speechless to refute, and could only mention one other thing: "Have you seen the reprinted news on Sogou.com?"

"I see." Du Jia said nonchalantly, "Is it the news about 'Actor and Two Girls Traveling Together, Embracing Left and Right'? Liu Ming, Sogou has Nabo as a shareholder, and Cao Xiuming has a relationship with it. It's not that I don't know."

"Do you want to make a statement?" Liu Ming gritted his teeth.

"Should it be necessary to issue a statement on such a trivial matter?" Du Jiayan pretended to be surprised, "You didn't blow up like this before, but when you were mentioned in the news today, your mood is really different."

"I'm a family man." Liu Ming was very unwilling, "If a relative sees it, it will be extremely troublesome to explain."

"Don't worry, this interest will be recovered for you in the future." Du Jiayan promised, "I called you to tell you, don't accept activities for me recently. Prepare for the role, the rules you know."

"Of course I know." Liu Ming chuckled and said in a wretched tone, "However, you don't have to prepare for so long this time, right? For you, you should act in your true colors in this movie."

Without further ado, Du Jiayan hung up the phone.

When Du Jiayan started to lose weight, recite his lines, and write a biography for the role, Lang Jun was not idle.

Ron Duoduo lay on the carpet and turned the pages with difficulty: "Son-son-mother is working so hard-for whom? You must-you must pass the exam-only in this way can Mom's life have hope!"

"Why do you want to pass the exam, Mom, this is your wish, isn't it..." Lang Jun couldn't carry it any longer, so he picked up a small leather ball and slapped it on the top of Lang Duoduo's head.

"Oh! Why did you hit me!" Ron Duoduo covered his head with his paw.Lang Xiaoxiao heard the sound of the little ball, and immediately jumped out to help the eldest brother get it back.

"You help me to get the words right, why are you crying and howling!" Lang Jun patted the script angrily, "What are you acting? Say it in a breathless voice! Did you peek at "Deep Love in the Rain" again during the day? "

Ron Duoduo slammed the script angrily: "Hmph, I won't correct your words! He is a wolf, what's wrong with howling?"

Lang Jun was speechless, and he had no intention of reciting words.

After thinking about it, he called Brother Qing.

"Hello?" The phone rang loudly, as if in a nightclub.

"Brother Qing, do you have any connections over there that can get me to school? I want to observe the life of Yi □ Yusheng nearby." Lang Jun shouted while holding the phone.In fact, he never went to school. After taking shape, Brother Qing arranged a tutor for him, and he was dismissed after learning that he would not be illiterate.

"Why? For your new movie?" Brother Qing understood immediately.

"That's right, although I passed the audition. But I haven't been to school, and I'm afraid I won't be able to grasp the status of a student." Lang Jun explained.

"Okay, I will find someone for you in two days, and he will tell you how to do it." After Brother Qing agreed, he praised him over the phone, "Lang Jun, if there are more people like you in our company, Qing Brother, do you still need to drink here? In this business, you have to work hard to figure it out, you! Very good!"

"Okay, Brother Qing, take care of your body." Lang Jun exchanged a few words and hung up the phone, thinking that Brother Qing was still reliable, at least, much more reliable than Lang Duoduo.

As a result, two days later, a skinny little rabbit stood shivering at the door of Lang Jun's house.

The author has something to say:

small theater--

Cao Xiuming: Du Jiayan, you are already thirty, and Lang Jun is only 22.Are you ashamed to eat tender grass as an old cow?If I were a reader, I would scold you to death!

Du Jiayan (sneering): Lang Jun, come——

Lang Jun: Actor Cao, I'm sorry, I'm already 350 five years old, and I've been practicing for 330 three years before I cultivated human form.

Cao Xiuming: ...

Du Jiayan (roaring): Now tell me, who the hell eats young grass?who is old?Who is tender!