Those days when I fell in love with monsters

"Wow!" Hearing the roar of the beast behind him, Du Jiayan was so frightened that he stepped on the ground and fell on the grass in the courtyard.

A huge snow-colored figure leaped up from the edge of the swimming pool, like covering the sky and covering the sun, and rushed towards him in the air.Du Jiayan let out a scream, and was crushed to death by the beast's claws falling from the sky.

If there is a next life, I will never wave again.When he turned his head and looked at the pair of beast eyes with gold in gray, Du Jiayan could only think of this one thought.

"Master! I'm here to save you!" Yuan Bao screamed wildly and ran over.

The wolf looked back, and the golden retriever whimpered immediately, and fled into the room with its tail between its legs.

Du Jiayan was speechless and choked, shoveling shit, and actually raised two heartless little beasts.However, "Father" loves like a mountain, Du Jiayan still couldn't help but choked up and said: "After I finish eating, please put ingots, two treasures and one horse..."

The demon wolf didn't make a sound, its gray-gold eyes stared at him motionlessly.

"Come on." Du Jiayan showed a look of resignation to death, opened his hands, spread his legs and waited for death. (Wait? Spread your legs?)

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, the demon wolf jumped away quickly, raised its claws, and threw Du Jiayan to the other side of the yard.Du Jiayan turned freely 360 [-] degrees in the air, and with a scream of "ah... eh... woo... ah...", he hit the ground with a snap.

When he finally stood up dizzily, he found that the white wolf demon transformed by Lang Jun was squatting on the lawn and retching, and grinning at Du Jiayan while vomiting.Finally, as if it couldn't take it anymore, it plunged into the swimming pool.

The water in the swimming pool was slightly rippling, and finally calmed down.

what's the situation?Du Jiayan stood still and did not dare to move.He didn't know whether to take a closer look or run away in swimming trunks.After much deliberation, he still felt that it was better to lose face and be ridiculed than die, so——

"You want to run?" Du Jiayan just took a foot, and there was another wave in the pool. A white wolf jumped down, and a Lang Jun came up.

It really came up!Ignoring Big Newton's suppression, he popped out from the center of the pool like a buoy, and walked towards Du Jiayan stepping on the water.

One second or two seconds, like a flashback, before Du Jiayan could react, the person was in front of him.

"Ah!" Du Jiayan screamed.

Lang Jun quickly stuffed something into his mouth.

"Hic." Du Jiayan swallowed and burped, "What! What did you give me!"

Lang Jun covered his nose, and slapped the other hand, and then put it down when he was safe: "Do you know how to be a minion for a tiger?"

Du Jiayan fell to the ground with a pale face: "Are you a tiger spirit?"

Lang Jun: "..."

"You not only want to eat me, but also turn me into a ghost?" Du Jiayan was full of grief and indignation.

"That's not enough." Lang Jun wanted to complain a lot, but he could only bear it, and put on an unfathomable look, "What you eat is my demon blood. It usually hides in your body, so that you can eat it." You don't have the slightest abnormality. But if you don't listen to me—bang!" Lang Jun opened his hands, making Du Jiayan tremble in fright, "It will explode with demon power, and your meridians will be cut off, and your seven orifices will bleed to death."

That is to say, his life is in Lang Jun's hands?Du Jia said all hope was lost, he hadn't won the A-level Film Festival Best Actor yet!Cao Xiuming's true colors haven't been revealed yet!He hasn't even got the complete picture book of Onmyoji yet!Not to mention, he hasn't eaten hot pot for two years, hasn't traveled for three years, and hasn't had sex for seven years... I don't want to know, after taking stock, Du Jiayan discovered that there are so many regrets in his life.

"Master!" Du Jiayan knelt on the ground resignedly and called Lang Jun Master.

The battery car patrolling the security just happened to drive past the yard, and saw what Du Jiayan was doing.

Lang Jun was taken aback, and quickly winked at him to make Du Jiayan stand up.

However, Du Jiayan, who was immersed in great grief, didn't notice anything. Instead, he knelt more standardly and shouted again: "Master, what do you want?"

"Du... Brother Du." The little security guard said dumbfoundedly outside the yard, "Someone complained that the dog in your yard barks like a wolf... let you take care of it... that, please pay attention, don't play too much ...I...I'm leaving first...I'm sorry to bother you..."

After finishing speaking, under the intense gaze of the two, the little security guard drove away in a battery car.

In the afternoon of the same day, a famous gossip forum - "Nine Groups" posted a leaking post, "A well-known actor is really gay!"And it's still M among comrades! "

"Although there have been rumors before, I have never believed it. But today! The host saw it with my own eyes! My idol, a film star, was actually in his yard, wearing a pair of revealing briefs in broad daylight, kneeling on the ground of a little wolf dog. Call him master in front of me! Damn! Call him master! My idol, call someone else master! Oh my god, the idol is undoubtedly M!"

"The landlord's three views have been completely subverted! What's the use of working hard to earn money? The landlord has decided that from today on, he will go to the gym, eat eggs, and train himself into a little wolf dog. One day, let these The rich man knelt down to the landlord, and while lashing his whip at them, collected their money!"

The post fluttered for a while, and was dismissed as a black post and a rumor post by the melon-eaters, and sank.

Of course Lang Jun and Du Jiayan didn't know that they had changed the life of the little security guard.At this moment, the two are staring at each other.

"Master..." Du Jiayan spoke eagerly.

"Don't call me master! What's wrong!" Lang Jun said angrily, "Get up and talk!"

Du Jiayan patted the grass dregs under his buttocks and stood up, thinking, there is something wrong with you!You want to control me yourself, and you are not happy to call yourself master, so what are you calling?Your Majesty?Thinking of this, he really shouted: "My lord, where did I go wrong? Tell me and I will correct it."

Lang Jun felt cold, and didn't understand what Du Jiayan's brain circuit was thinking. Could it be that he thought he was a monster that jumped out of "Journey to the West"?

"Don't make up these weird names." Lang Jun said helplessly, "Same as before, call me Lang Jun, and do whatever you want in front of people."

"What about the queen?" Du Jiayan glanced at the other party cautiously.

"Queen? Be honest with me, don't make petty tricks! Don't make me unhappy! Everyone stays in the same place!" Lang Jun pressed his hands together, "Anyway, it's best to keep it as it is, I don't want to kill you!"

As is?Du Jiayan was crying with a sad face, his life was not his own, so how could it be the same?

"Now, let me ask you, can you understand animal language?" Lang Jun asked him.

Du Jiayan nodded, and couldn't help complaining: "What kind of ghost ability is this? I don't work as a veterinarian, I don't run a zoo, I keep two pets, and I accidentally know that you are a monster... Sure enough, the more I know, the faster I die .”

Lang Jun is actually a serious monster, he doesn't kill people, and keeps a low profile.Hearing what he said, I couldn't help coughing, and changed the subject: "You said your mother is a great dancer, so what did she give you on your body? Take it out and have a look."

Du Jiayan didn't understand for a while, and looked at Lang Jun stupidly: "Take it? What are you taking? I only have a pair of swimming trunks all over my body. Do you want it?"

Lang Jun waved his hands unhappily, and said sullenly: "Forget it, you go to the room now and take out all the things your mother gave you. I will check them one by one."

Du Jiayan quickly trotted away.

After a while, the living room downstairs was filled with cured meat, dried vegetables, cotton shoes, two knitted sweaters, a small apron embroidered with foxes, and all kinds of bottles... Du Jiayan changed into home clothes and stood While not daring to sit down, Yuan Bao shivered and hid behind him. As for Er Bao, he still hid on the roof and refused to come down.

When Lang Jun saw this, he couldn't ask him why he brought out so many things in a vicious voice.It's enough for a big film king to behave like a great eunuch today and call himself a king.He rummaged helplessly, throwing all the good things aside.After a long while, he found a green glass bottle, in which was dangled a transparent potion, and when the sun shone, it glowed faintly.

"What is this?" he asked.

"It's... Perfume." Du Jiayan glanced at it and said.

"Your mother can also make perfume?" Lang Jun didn't believe it.

"Then I don't know. When I was young, my mother sprayed it on me and it hasn't stopped." Du Jiayan thought for a while and said, "Anyway, my mother gives me a big bottle every year and asks me to spray it every day. , I can’t do it without spraying. I saw her talking seriously, but also felt that the smell was very light, so I got used to it, and it’s uncomfortable not to spray.”

Lang Jun carefully sprayed a little in the air, but there was no smell.He thought for a while, and released a trace of demon power. As a result, the whole living room was even more terrifying than the cesspool explosion.

"Ouch!" Lang Jun couldn't help retching again.

Du Jiayan looked distressedly at his feet, the Turkish carpet he had bought for 2 yuan, and thought, monsters are indeed monsters, and they suffer from gastroenteritis, which is more serious than ordinary people.

"This..." Lang Jun spread out on the sofa panting, and waited for the smell to pass before opening his mouth, "During filming, stop spraying."

"Why? I've already told you that it's uncomfortable not to wear it." Du Jiayan thought this request was a bit strange. You can't wear perfume when you're a pony?

"Because, if you spray it, it will stink!" Lang Jun said word by word, "It stinks, stinks! It's even worse than exploding garbage and septic tanks with rotten durians!"

"Impossible, obviously everyone..." Du Jiayan suddenly reacted in the middle of his defense, and he suddenly said with a strange expression, "So it's you monsters... Then I am a walking human-shaped stink bomb in your eyes? Are you not gastroenteritis? "

Lang Jun nodded: "It's okay for you to smell normally, unless there is a monster who wants to harm you with monster power, then he will be attacked by the smell on your body. I think this is what your mother came up with to protect you. method."

Ah, selfless maternal love... Du Jiayan wanted to cry but had no tears. The way to protect his son was to turn his son into a stink bomb?

But why protect me?Could it be that there were monsters who wanted to harm me when I was a child?

At the same time, a question arose in Du Jiayan's mind.

The author has something to say:

small theater--

Ron Duoduo: Brother, did you really feed Brother Jia the demon blood?

Lang Jingjing: Our demon blood still has this effect?Then I will feed it to the people I like in the future.

Lang Jun (holding forehead): How is it possible? !What I fed was the dog food that Yuan Bao accidentally dropped into the pool. Only that idiot of him would believe it when I frightened you brother Jia.

Du Jiayan: ...

Du Jiayan: Break up!I want to break up with you!